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WHOLE WORLD WIDE WEB INFRASTRUCTURE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TWO SECONDS AGO.
your modem light stopped blinking
your phone flashes no service
your rightfully retired landline has no beep tone
What youll be doing now, /tech/? You've made plans for this by now, right? Dust off those baofengs and SDRs.
Show me.
▶ No.842444>>842446 >>842581
>>842443 (OP)
>What youll be doing now, /tech/?
Same thing I was doing 30 seconds ago. Reading books on math and tech stuff.
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>>842444
this or masturbating to anime porn.
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▶ No.842456>>842457
>>842443 (OP)
>your rightfully retired landline
Why the fuck would it be retired? Sage for fucking retarded OP.
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>>842456
Imagine using old things that work instead of the newest and shiniest botnet.
▶ No.842506
try this: a solar flare destroys every electronic device on earth.
▶ No.842545>>845859
Thank God, the world would be much better without the (((internet)))
All bitcoin traders, narcissists, and autists would either be forced to deal with real life again like the old days or kill themselves, not that I would care either way. The internet was a mistake
▶ No.842581>>842590
>>842443 (OP)
>OH NOES HOW WILL YOU LIVE WITHOUT INTERNET AND PHONE???
Mark may be a faggot but at least this kind of cancer thread would be deleted by mods on /v/. Not everyone is an internet addict like you, son.
>>842444
Honestly, given a functioning computer and a compiler, /tech/ can keep itself busy for a long time.
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Not giving my callsign here.
▶ No.842590>>842652
>>842581
>Honestly, given a functioning computer and a compiler, /tech/ can keep itself busy for a long time.
This is why I keep a complete Debian mirror, including the source code.
▶ No.842652>>842691 >>842700
>>842590
>Debian
Do you also enjoy compiling SystemDick?
▶ No.842661>>843069
hide yo kids
hide yo wife
and hide yo husband
cos they rapin ev'ybody out here
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>>842652
The only systemd-related crap I have is libsystemd0.
▶ No.842699>>845813
>>842443 (OP)
Just a bunch of SHTF prepboxes I have and archives of human culture on portable media.
I few walkie talkies and CB radios, modded to run off a Li-Ion source.
I'll probably alright since I do >>>/out/ shit quite often and bushcraft is simply a passion.
▶ No.842700>>842702
>>842652
>not realizing defaults can change
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>>842700
>not realizing debian did convert debian/linux to debian/systemd/linux by going against their own principles so it will change only for worse
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>>842702
>not realizing debian is just another broad label for a massive toolbox which can be configured to a user's preferences easier than other set configurations of distributions
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>>842443 (OP)
My weed is 24/7 online.
▶ No.842721>>843011
>>842443 (OP)
tbh the internet is shit and has been shit for years, and the majority of the reason i still use it is to dl animu and movies.
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>>842443 (OP)
>WHOLE WORLD WIDE WEB INFRASTRUCTURE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TWO SECONDS AGO.
degeneracy decreases by 10%, oh no the world is ending
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>>842721
throw research out of consideration
▶ No.843129>>843147 >>843151
Internet has been nothing but a distraction for me. So without it I would start to study on the things that matter to me. I would probably start learning JavaScript, HTML, CSS, MySQL, PHP, so I can build the greatest website for everyone to use.
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>>843129
>no internet
>hey I'm gunna build a website
huh
▶ No.843151
>>843129
>javascript
>greatest anything
lol
▶ No.844494
>>842443 (OP)
>Something that most of the world relies on goes down
I will stay inside because I'm not sure what the response would be to that.
>tfw your 20TB+ data hoarding pays off
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THE GOPHER IS TRIUMPHANT!
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>>842443 (OP)
>Take piratebox SD out of archive
>Insert into Raspberry Pi
>Activate piratebox
>Watch anime until people in the neighborhood start using it so I can figure out what's going on
>Teach them the ways of the imageboard
Nice try, but a mild world-ending catastrophe isn't going to get me to leave the house.
▶ No.845165
>>842443 (OP)
the internet being destroyed would be the best thing that could happen to civilization. kick all the damn normies out of the tech sphere completely. no more "smart" phones. no more facebook. no more access to degenerate pornography. only the people left with the brains to actually create their own networks will remain. everyone else will go back to being the neanderthals they really are.
▶ No.845168>>845190 >>845208
>set up intranet with vichan server
>set up wifi that connects to my intranet
>neighbors compulsively checking for wifi connections see mine, connect to it
>neighbors are forced to shitpost with me
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>>845168
Well you better have gigs of memes then!
▶ No.845208
>>845168
I can just imagine the interactions
▶ No.845222
>www infrastructure goes down
>OP cant make shit threads anymore
big win
▶ No.845813>>845855
>>842699
>I have archives of human culture on portable media.
>As opposed to non-human culture
▶ No.845855
>>845813
Well, there is the shit that jews create, although I doubt that can be called "culture."
▶ No.845859>>845868
>>842545
Why do you fags always post this shit on the internet?
▶ No.845868>>845871 >>848629 >>848659
>>845859
Because everyone is using the fucking internet so we do it out of necessity. This is exactly the reason why the internet needs to fucking die right now. Because nobody is going to stop using it otherwise. After the internet dies people might actually go outside again like the pre-internet days. People might actually have to go to their local libraries again to learn, narcissists and people with severe autism might even do humanity a favor and kill themselves because they can't deal with reality and no longer have hugboxes to crawl into. The internet was a mistake
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>>845868
Sounds like you're projecting to me. Posting here is certainly using the internet more than "necessary".
▶ No.848628
>>843069
>1312
We goin to baskin robbins?
▶ No.848629>>848636
>>845868
And that's the truth. With this recent proccessor bug it looks like OP's scenario inches ever so closely to reality.
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>>848629
You mean autists killing themselves over their 0 5 30 50percent performance loss?
I have my fucking fingers crossed
▶ No.848659>>848661
>>845868
Yeah having to put in exorbitant amounts of effort to inform yourself about reality was so much better. I much preferred newspapers being my main source of information. Please let's all just go back to that where to corroborate anything I have to drive 15 miles and sign up to a fucking library.
Maybe you could buy some encyclopedias that will be outdated in a month with your weed money like the good ol days
▶ No.848661>>848662
>>848659
>everything is better now because you can get it without effort without having to think.
Such a sad, depraved, decadent soul you are anon
▶ No.848662>>848663
>>848661
>without having to think
Speak for yourself, anon
▶ No.848663>>848665
>>848662
This board is more than enough proof that using a computer, in fact, does not require any level of intelligence beyond that of a small child. I hope going on Wikipedia crawls is a good substitute for the lack of substance you'd get in your life otherwise anon
▶ No.848665>>848667
>>848663
Truly an intellectual of ebin proportions. I bask in your e-glory and wise words of regress
▶ No.848667>>858098
>>848665
I don't consider myself an intellectual by any means but nigger at least I'm not in denial about how sick and decadent modern technology has made society. Yeah I use the internet, but at least I use the internet while acknowledging this fact. We would all be better off without it, stop kidding yourself. You're here for the same reason I am at the end of the day, because everyone else is stuck here. Its a feedback loop of shit that can only be broken once the internet dies once and for all
▶ No.848749
I'd bring out my high powered wifi antenna and make a community lan for gaming, file sharing and image board.
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>>848667
I don't think it was technology that made society sick or decadent. Society has no problem being sick and decadent without modern technology.
▶ No.867568>>867656
How do i obtain free internet in the woods
▶ No.867656
>>867568
ethernet port behind mushroom
▶ No.867758
>>842443 (OP)
You just reminded me I should print off some of my horrible, degenerate porn.
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