>>835862
>call or text
>implying calls and texts are not datamined
>implying feds doesn't have taps on all phone lines in the country
>implying a mediocore skid can't send silent pings or forge messages/tap your calls impersonating your relatives number with radioshack equipment
>being "I use a flip-phone because I am too dumb to use a smartphone which becomes infested with adware I can't stop downloading and sucking cocks" Live Action Role-Player
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>privacy badger
>using EFF's malware
>ever
My uMatrix and Ublock Origin don't have this problem.
Do as a poster above said, install XMPP client, connect to any server, exchange OTR fingerprints and contacts with your family and proceed chatting with them.