>>812643 (OP)
Take the Contributor covenant, take out the SJW wording, then rewrite it in legalese. Preferably not in English.
For example
>In the interest of fostering an open and welcoming environment, we as contributors and maintainers pledge to making participation in our project and our community a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of age, body size, disability, ethnicity, gender identity and expression, level of experience, nationality, personal appearance, race, religion, or sexual identity and orientation.
>## Our Standards Examples of behavior that contributes to creating a positive environment include: * Using welcoming and inclusive language * Being respectful of differing viewpoints and experiences * Gracefully accepting constructive criticism * Focusing on what is best for the community * Showing empathy towards other community members Examples of unacceptable behavior by participants include: * The use of sexualized language or imagery and unwelcome sexual attention or advances * Trolling, insulting/derogatory comments, and personal or political attacks * Public or private harassment * Publishing others' private information, such as a physical or electronic address, without explicit permission * Other conduct which could reasonably be considered inappropriate in a professional setting
to
>DEFINITIONS
>Contributor: one (1) legal or physical person who
>1) regularly contributes to The Project by means of contributing source code or similar non-trivial content which is contributed in good faith,
>and,
>2) makes the aforemented source/other contributions with a persistent identity which is openly and with the consent of the Contributor linked to the Contributor's real-life identity
>and,
>3) regularly contributes to The Project's community, if such a community exists, by means of participating in discussions which are
>3a) related to technology,
>and,
>3b) related to The Project
>and,
>3c) the posts or similar material are contributed in good faith
>and,
>4) makes the aformented community/discussion contributions with a persistent identity which is openly and with the consent of the Contributor linked to the Contributor's real-life identity,
>and,
>5) the identities as specified in 2) and 4) are openly, and with the consent of the Contributor explicitly and directly linked to each other
>Maintainer: a Contributor which has been granted commit access to one or more official repositories of The Project
>and,
>6) the Contributor does not violate the terms of this agreement
etc, more definitions like The Project
>I, the undersigned, hereby agree to, to the greatest extent possible, within the context of the Project, towards and/or with and/or against other Contributors, to,
>1) Use language which is
>1a) polite,
>and,
>1b) not rude,
>and,
>1c) not intentionally esoteric
>and,
>2) Accept criticism, provided that it is constructive
>3) Avoid:
>3a) Using unwanted and sexualized language
>3b) Using unwanted and sexualized imagery
>3c) Issuing unwelcome sexual attention
>3d) Issuing unwelcome sexual advances
>3e) To troll
>3f) Posting comments intentionally written to be,
>3fi) insulting,
>and/or,
>3fii) derogatory
>3g) Posting one or more personal attacks
>3h) Posting one or more political attacks directed towards another Contributor
>3i) Harassing one or more other Contributors
>3j) Publishing the personal information as defined in Directive 95/46/EC, Chapter 1, Article 2a of one or more other Contributors, without their explicit permission
Etcetera. Make sure to write it as obtuse as possible while still remaining clear and unambiguous with as many loopholes as possible, this isn't even close to optimal.