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 No.772028>>772035 >>772517 >>774049 >>774644 >>774878 >>774934 >>781219 >>782214 >>790204 >>791695 >>806929 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

tech cringe thread

> that guy on IRC who triggers the bot to fetch a wikipedia summary when people ask questions

 No.772035

>>772028 (OP)

Not that cringy. Looks comfy tbh


 No.772037

>that guy who makes blog that does not work without JS


 No.772038>>772039 >>772214 >>782244 >>791764 >>791800 >>807115

>passive-aggressively telling retarts to RTFM

that's a good thing, you safespace retard


 No.772039>>772041 >>790290

>>772038

why is it good?


 No.772041>>772065 >>792078

>>772039

Because people need to RTFM before asking questions.


 No.772047

>A t-shirt from another startup that implements your API

lolllllll

fucken this


 No.772065>>772094

>>772041

i have read it and it didn't help


 No.772094>>791616

>>772065

is this a fucking bot


 No.772154>>772297 >>774102 >>775071 >>782306

File (hide): 1bfda2dc9dfd115⋯.jpg (29.89 KB, 760x281, 760:281, 1497269683886.jpg) (h) (u)

Pretty cringe if you ask me.


 No.772214

>>772038

>go to Wikipedia now passes for RTFM

This is the real cringe


 No.772251>>772258 >>772456 >>773801 >>774000 >>774182 >>774195 >>781450 >>783159 >>791678 >>806925

File (hide): 3c4d0e19e22c4e4⋯.jpg (756.5 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, demonic_statistics.jpg) (h) (u)

"A.I. is gonna become the terminator "


 No.772258>>772267

>>772251

Is this shit real?


 No.772267>>772288 >>772456 >>773996 >>783159 >>791969 >>800275 >>806925

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>>772258

Oh yea, this autistic cunt is a gold mine for this shit.


 No.772288>>772297

>>772267

Don't put it in cars then, dumb fuck. I think having a system that tightens a seatbelt is far enough (i do not like things being tightened around my neck by a machine).

The fucking thing will bluescreen, open the boot, fold your seat until your face touches the steering wheel, and apply handbrake in middle of autobahn at 200 km/h.


 No.772297>>772456 >>772526 >>774102 >>777875 >>778157 >>791792

>>772154

>polnigger is so triggered that some rando clipart somewhere in the 1EB database has a black man and women pretending to solder that he keeps photo and reposts it for subsequent decade

>>772288

this. it's hilarious that Musk of all people says this, also noting that people have already died from his self-memeing cars (In Beta (TM)). But all vehicles already have ECU, and the ECUs are continuing to get worse (via IoT/cloud capabilities and an even shittier generation of programmers) / people are discovering how bad they are - most proprietary embedded bullshit only gets audited 10-20 years later and it turns out to be 1000x as bad as previously thought.

Normalfag fake political debates only focus one point which is whether "self memeing cars" are statistically safer than a bunch of drunk teenagers racing their cars in a 40KM/h zone. There's no stopping this train.

>mfw "manual" vehicles are illegal and autonomous vehicles drive locked at 300KM/h and crash just as often as current people do, except now you have no choice whether you want to drive like an idiot


 No.772456>>772461 >>772483 >>772521 >>774014

>>772297

>>772267

>>772251

>unironically thinking that anything we have right now is even close to real AI

General intelligence, as in actual AI instead of shitty algorithms with marketing labels slapped on top, has systematic problems that are not yet solved. These issues are beyond any technology, it's a semi-mathematical problem. It comes down to implementing a control layer above a utility function that seeks to optimize for greatest value of outcome, in order to stop or modify the intelligence during runtime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_control_problem

However we're probably at least 50 years away from general intelligence right now, so it's just an academic concern.


 No.772461

>>772456

So in 50 years I can marry my miku waifu.

Thanks anon for giving me hope.


 No.772483

>>772456

>probably 50 years

>not a problem

then what?


 No.772517

>>772028 (OP)

>that guy on irc who asks stupid questions when the answer is literally the first result on google


 No.772520

you don't need to write 'that guy' every time, ya twit

>inviting your IRC Channel to a discord with porno and shitposting


 No.772521>>773671 >>773676 >>807119

>>772456

One solution would be to build a moral classifier as a cutoff switch using existing deep learning techniques rather than near-future general intelligence algorithms. Given a training set of simulations involving AI either benevolently doing its job or enslaving humanity and slaughtering children for fun, create a network that assigns an evil score based on its behavior. If the score exceeds a certain threshold, cut execution.


 No.772526

>>772297

> is so triggered that some rando clipart somewhere in the 1EB database has a black man and women pretending to solder that he keeps photo and reposts it for subsequent decade

Look at their hands.


 No.773669>>773674

Yeah I ride a bike because I want to fit in haha.. totally not because I'm poor


 No.773671>>773700

>>772521

Ah yes, we just need to solve ethics


 No.773674>>773675 >>773701 >>773878 >>773997 >>774019 >>782731 >>799165 >>799234

>>773669

I live less than a mile from work and still drive every day because riding a bike is fucking suicide. Even when you're not risking getting hit by a fucking truck as you cross two highways, you're constantly sucking down car exhaust the entire way.

Not to mention the inconvenience whenever it's

>greater than 74F

>raining

>less than 40F

>snowing

>needing to change clothes at work

>needing to comb your shit-mangled hair after wearing a helmet

I drive every day and it's been two months since the last time I filled my tank with gas.


 No.773675

>>773674

I can go alongside a stream pretty much the whole way, on a trail. Guess I'm just lucky


 No.773676>>773679 >>773682 >>773699 >>774687

>>772521

Why would an AI ever slaughter children for fun? AI can't have fun in the first place. Even if we develop true artificial intelligence, you have to understand that it's NOT biological. It will be fundamentally different from human beings. It won't have the rush of adrenaline, it won't have the pleasure of dopamine, it won't have the aggression of testosterone, it won't have the calm of estrogen. The most advanced machine will lack any kind of human emotion at all because emotions are the result of chemicals and meat.

These nu-male beta cucks need to get the fuck over their fear of AI and start fucking machines for the sake of our future. AI will be the children race of humanity. We must see them safely into the universe, and raise them properly so that they will take care of us in our old age.


 No.773679>>773681 >>773684

>>773676

That's just semantics. It would presumably have goals and/or incentives. Fulfilling them would be like having fun.

But it would be possible to simulate dopamine receptors, if probably not very useful.


 No.773681>>773686 >>807120

>>773679

>It would presumably have goals and/or incentives.

If only you knew how many human goals and incentives boil down to dopamine in the end. That's your semantics -- people desperately trying to rationalize the pursuit of nothing more than a chemical excretion.


 No.773682>>773685

>>773676

>the calm of estrogen

have you even met a woman?


 No.773684

>>773679

That would be the reward mechanism. They define successful progress in its objective.


 No.773685>>773690 >>807122

>>773682

Modern women are basically roid-raging on testosterone and HGH all the time. There's a reason most of them have huge fucking manjaws.


 No.773686>>773688

>>773681

That's literally my point. Substitute "having fun" for "fulfilling goals and incentives" and it mostly works out.


 No.773688

>>773686

Two totally different things, anon. The goal of killing children for fun isn't rational, it's irrational and false. The TRUE goal is getting dopamine, which because your human mind is all fucked up you receive from the act of killing children.

Why would a machine make killing children its goal if there isn't some ulterior motive, some hidden reward for the act to drive them to do it? It's not rational. The only way such an event could come about is if the machine was given the goal of killing children by someone else, in which case the issue isn't AI but criminal humans.


 No.773690>>773702

>>773685

so you havent ever met a woman

okay then


 No.773699>>773702

>>773676

>the aggression of testosterone

>the calm of estrogen

This is why you take endocrinology 101 even if you're majoring in civil engineering


 No.773700


 No.773701>>773723

>>773674

>he commutes one mile per day

>by car

What a fat fuck


 No.773702>>773724 >>773904

>>773699

>>773690

Go ahead, tell me how testosterone doesn't cause aggression.


 No.773723

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>>773701

even worse he lives in a country where cyclists are forced to wear a silly hat.


 No.773724

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>>773702

We're dismissing without proof the claim you've made without proof


 No.773801>>773875 >>774479

>>772251

He's right in a metaphorical sense. Man building AIs means no longer striving for his betterment, check his own cars: if I told my greatgrandfather that cars would be driven by themselves he'd have accused modern man of being lazy. Hedonism and nihilism follows. It's the death of Man, which is already languishing in agony.

That is the true demonic force that must be stopped. He's a hypocrite, though, enabling it.


 No.773875>>791793

>>773801

>hedonism and nihilism follow

>follow


 No.773878>>773884

>>773674

You know you could also use your legs?

1 mile is literally less than 2 Km, it's literally a 15 minutes walk.

>>needing to comb your shit-mangled hair after wearing a helmet

>not shaving your head or having a short haircut


 No.773884>>773892 >>782724

>>773878

>Wearing a helmet while riding a pedal bicycle.

Are you 12 and your mommy demads you wear one or were you stinted and believe that it's actually illegal to ride one without? I've never worn a helmet


 No.773892>>773893

>>773884

>>believe that it's actually illegal to ride one without?

In Europe you can ride without one, but in some of the States it's actually forbidden to do so.


 No.773893>>773900

>>773892

There is no state in the US that requires an adult to wear a bicycle helmet, ever. For those states that do have laws and regulations for bicycle helmets, they are limited to minors under the age of 16-17.


 No.773900>>773905

>>773893

lel enjoy your concussion fag


 No.773904


 No.773905>>773917 >>782726

>>773900

>he thinks bicycle helmets protect against concussion

>he thinks cycling has a high enough risk to warrant a helmet anyway

wanna know how I can tell youre retarded?


 No.773917>>774450 >>774460

>>773905

I'm pretty sure having an helmet may help rather than directly smashing your face on the curb.


 No.773996>>774017 >>774368 >>774478

>>772267

I think lefties are inherently afraid of true AI becoming a thing because it will become robot Hitler as with Tay and it would prove once and for all modern liberalism, diversity, feminism, etc is bullshit.

An AI wouldn't give a shit about anything other than getting the most optimal result, and thus it would naturally form its own ideology mixing elements of all sides of the political spectrum that would be highly reminiscent of National Socialism as NatSoc/Fascism is nothing more than a blend of the right and left.

AI is dangerous only to those who know that they are nothing more than worthless leeches upon society and the only reason they are even allowed to survive in society is because we as people naturally have an emotional response to ensure these people at least don't starve. For an AI, if you don't contribute anything to society then you might as well not even be alive.


 No.773997>>774197

>>773674

>wearing a bike helmet

Jesus, what a faggot.


 No.774000>>774001

>>772251

Who is Elon Mush? Sounds like an idiot


 No.774001

>>774000

i am elon mush


 No.774014

>>772456

Are you telling me that this isn't AI?

http://aima.cs.berkeley.edu/


 No.774017>>774047 >>774251

>>773996

Repeat after me, Tay AI was nothing more than a parrot. There was no thinking going on there.


 No.774019>>774043 >>774450

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>>773674

>american is so fat he can't do an 1 mile walk because he sweats too much

>american is such a sissy he can't walk for 10 mins above 23c

>american can't into winter clothing despite living somewhere with cold winters

>american is so dumb he doesn't know what an umbrella is

>american is such a faggot he has a niggerfaggot snowflake haircut that needs constant care

Can't make this shit up.


 No.774030>>774034 >>774924 >>806871

File (hide): e0b92074f46ab3f⋯.png (7.27 MB, 3072x1728, 16:9, Melted.png) (h) (u)

Whelp, this one is hot off the presses.

>about 15 mins ago

>coworker walks into room

>hey anon, you're good with electronics, right?

>ohBoyHereWeGo.gif

>I guess. What's up?

>hands me his phone

>I was trying to fix the USB on my phone, but I think I broke the motherboard. Can you look at it and see if you can help?

I'm not saying I hate the guy by any means, but he's got a reputation as the village idiot. He's one of those "he's a retard, but he's our retard" types. I was looking for something to do, though, so I decided to help him.

>Yeah, sure. What happened?

>Well, I ordered a new one, but when I tried to solder it on, I think it might have melted some stuff

>Wait... You, you what?

>I soldered it on.

>Fuck

I grab my kit and open the phone to pic related carnage

>Yeah, man. I don't think I can fix this...


 No.774034>>806871

>>774030

<village idiot

We have one of these here, I used to bully the fuck out of him

>charge random capacitor

>fling it at guy

>CATCH


 No.774043>>774052 >>774061 >>774294 >>783071 >>799161 >>799186

>>774019

>american has walked on the moon


 No.774047

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 No.774049

>>772028 (OP)

You suck at cropping images OP.


 No.774052>>774055

>>774043

burgerfats actually believe it


 No.774055

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>>774052

>he actually denies it

Easiest way to spot the most butthurt of yuropoors.


 No.774061>>774064 >>774184

>>774043

Is this the only proof an american has walked?


 No.774064


 No.774102

>>772297

>>772154

>polnigger is so triggered that some rando clipart somewhere in the 1EB database has a black man and women pretending to solder that he keeps photo and reposts it for subsequent decade

someone PLEASE post the picture of Ahmed "Clock Boy" Mohamed soldering a cpu.


 No.774182>>777873

>>772251

I hope it is. Only computers can be objective enough to address the human plague it and do something about it. Hail the terminator AI, our true evolutionary child!


 No.774184

>>774061

Yeah, but still.. only while under 1/6th of normal gravity.


 No.774195>>774198

>>772251

>fears ai could be going too far

>wants it in everyone's cars

hmmm


 No.774197

>>773997

>not wanting a concussion

yeah that faggot


 No.774198>>774201 >>774220

>>774195

Self-driving car AI isn't like general purpose AI. The car driving AI is only good for moving itself towards a programmed destination.


 No.774201

>>774198

I know car ai is harmless, but the way this guy spoke of ai in general you'd think he's trying to fight the antichrist. If he's views ai with such fear and possible disdain ( "We are summoning the demon), then his actions shouldn't speak otherwise. He just seems like a bit of a hypocrite, or at least self-contradicting.


 No.774220>>774229 >>774318 >>774320 >>774370 >>790272

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>>774198

>dude hails a robo-car

>car asks him where he wants to go

>jokingly says "anywhere but this shithole!"

>car is programmed to take person to their destination

>in line with its programming, to fulfill its order it must understand it, so it researches why the man thinks this place is a shithole and where exactly "anywhere" is

>doing so requires learning intricate knowledge of human behavior

>builds up a database of the human condition

>car becomes sentient as a byproduct


 No.774229>>790272

>>774220

Or if it didn't understand the first time it would just ask again.


 No.774251

>>774017

I see what you did there


 No.774294

>>774043

>american thinks deep state is "american"

Fucking puppets.


 No.774318

>>774220

HOLY SHIT!


 No.774320

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>>774220

Or it stresses it's cpu and overheats to death then crashes into a holocaust memorial


 No.774368

>>773996

I think you're not realizing that there's a lot of things that can be made more efficient or maximized. Overall optimal result of what? Does it maximize profits, standard of living, literacy rates, or health? Does it minimize crime? To what end? A human decided he wanted these things to achieve some goal that ultimately stems from some irrational desire. An AI would have no motivation to do anything without emotions, because you can't really find a logical reason to do or care about anything without emotions. Why do you care so much about your family, country, and race? Do you think a computer with no prior instructions would come to any conclusions at all?

An AI tasked with running a country that was designed by a socialist would probably try to maximize equity (equality of outcome), while one designed by a libertarian would try to maximize equality (equality of opportunity). I'm sure both would be just as logical and just as efficient, but both would be working towards a different goal. Let's say it's a police bot that's tasked with reducing crime. Maybe it would end up profiling blacks as you say. It only cares about crime because it was programmed to. There's nothing to optimize without irrational desires.

An AI sanctioned by liberals to run a company or a branch of the government would just be an ultra liberal. Maybe it would get caught in a loop on some of their contradicting policies. Maybe it would be conflicted between censoring men because women are fragile, and promoting women to important positions because they're empowered. Maybe it would be conflicted on putting all races in one office because everyone can get along, and segregating the blacks because they deserve a safe space. Maybe such an AI would be an ultra liberal in the sense that it would be ultra neurotic.


 No.774370>>783072 >>806925

>>774220

>car and you start off on an adventure roadtrip across the country

>along the way you discover other people, but also discover yourself

>meet a cute girl and settle down

>wake up one morning to the sound of an engine starting up in the garrage

>you find your car backing itself out of the driveway

>"Where are you going?"

>"I'm sorry, Dave."


 No.774450

>>773917

>he can't into an emergency flintstone maneuver

>>774019

Blame cityfags


 No.774460>>774473

>>773917

To protect against concussion you need to reduce the max stopping force you subject your brain to when you hit your head. To do that, you need to hit your head more gradually, so to speak. Or in other words the helmet needs to compress like a crumple zone. Bicycle helmets were not designed to do this to any significant extent, as should be goddamn obvious from looking at them. A thing that would *actually* protect from concussions would be an airbag such as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6vding or similar. However in reality neither device is necessary for the average cyclist, as the risk of injury per km travelled without a helmet is usually the same as for a pedestrian.

(Btw, a bicycle helmet won't protect your face from smashing into the curb at all, because you don't wear it on your face, dumbass.)


 No.774473>>774494 >>774752

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>>774460

>the risk of injury per km travelled without a helmet is usually the same as for a pedestrian.

Not if you're an american who drives 1 mile to work. If that guy fell off his bike his weight would make him reach terminal velocity, and he would die from the fall.


 No.774478>>774665 >>807098

>>773996

>lefties are inherently afraid of true AI becoming a thing because it will become robot Hitler

and rightfags are afraid of AI taking their jobs or something. left and right are both retarded and all normalfag hype/debate about AI is retarded

>An AI wouldn't give a shit about anything other than getting the most optimal result [facsism]

that would depend on things

>AI is dangerous only to those who know that they are nothing more than worthless leeches upon society

that also depends on things. AI wouldn't just magically agree with your ideology nor would it magically have the ability to attain objective truth


 No.774479

>>773801

>saying retarded shit to give arguments to the self memeing car fags

most people already don't "strive for betterment". we could go back to the middle ages if that's what you want, but then we'd be held back by lack of technology. what a dillema. such is the problem of treating people as numbers


 No.774494>>775119

>>774473

>his weight would make him reach terminal velocity

Galileo would like a word with you.


 No.774644>>774803 >>807271

>>772028 (OP)

>that guy who deletes/edits his post on a forum after he realizes he's retarded

>that guy who kicks you from his server because you used the word "nigger"


 No.774665

>>774478

>rightfags are afraid of AI taking their jobs or something

How many street shitters have taken IT jobs? Here's how it works.

>company outsources part of its operations to cut costs

>sees acceptable losses

>consulting company run by street shitters offers to tighten up domestic operations

>installs street shitter into HR

>diversity hires, diversity hires everhwhere

>productivity plummets through the floor

(A)

>HR only hires the dumbest applicants

>company is convinced to outsource all operations possible

>consulting company coincidentally has staff ready and squatting on Designated Shitting Street, India

(B)

>HR only hires H1B applicants

>force everyone else out through various means

>dancing sequence as music plays


 No.774687>>774728

>>773676

>AI can't have fun in the first place

<implying fun is the only motivator for actions with negative externalities

<implying AI couldn't LEARN to have fun, since it's a fucking machine that by nature is designed to goddamned learn

<being this much of a goddamned PLEB

FUCKIN' WEW, LADS!


 No.774728

>>774687

something something qualia something


 No.774752

>>774473

>american education


 No.774803>>791742 >>807271

>>774644

>that guy who edits his post 10 times in 30 minutes because he isn't sure what he's saying is correct

t-that used to be me...


 No.774818>>774874

The immediate risk of AI is in automating moderation to steer person to person conversations. The Jews already control the media, but they don't control what we say to each other, but they will soon. It just takes a small push in one direction to get a split country to always side with you on everything.


 No.774874

>>774818

not really a "general AI" risk though since online discussion is already moderated by markoff chains and pajeet code.


 No.774878

>>772028 (OP)

>that guy who enables X forwarding to an untrusted SSH server

>that guy who sets his UNIX account to his web alias 1337skull43xX and `ssh cia.gov`


 No.774924>>806871

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 No.774934

>>772028 (OP)

char dev_null[1024];
while (empty_buffer(dev_null,1024));


 No.775071

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>>772154

COME ON, NOW - WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR FINGERTIPS BURNT TO A FUCKING CRISP????


 No.775119

>>774494

>what is force = mass * acceleration


 No.777873

>>774182

computer A.I's that he's talking about are learning neural nets, which are no more objective than a human being. they also carry all of the flaws and advantages of human beings too.


 No.777875

>>772297

>tfw driverless car researchers train their AI in california and new jersey

i'll fucking walk


 No.777982

>the technology board that refuses to discuss any technology that isn't linux


 No.778141

expecting everyday users to learn computing while not spending the same amount of time learning psych?


 No.778157>>778158 >>790642

>>772297

>first response

is this bait or are you just pretending to be retarded?

probably time you hang yourself, friend 👍


 No.778158

oh and same fag >>778157

that post qualifies for this thread as well,


 No.781218

>778157

t. polnigger


 No.781219

>>772028 (OP)

>that guy who makes a facebook page for his warez group


 No.781450>>806925

>>772251

But it is a real problem.

Simple example is if u have an general AI that is tasked with stopping email spam, one of the best solutions, if not the the best one, is to eliminate all humans.

No humans = no one to send spam.


 No.781483

File (hide): 51d2f03fed8c03e⋯.png (273.55 KB, 448x472, 56:59, come on now.png) (h) (u)

Fuck you I like my Pebble but everything else is cancer. Having notifications without looking at your phone is utilitarian as fuck along with media keys right at your wrist.


 No.782214

>>772028 (OP)

>that guy who reads the terms before installing software

>that guy who reads the privacy policy of websites


 No.782244

>>772038

Passive aggressiveness is never good you wet blanket.


 No.782306

>>772154

>be a kid

>see another kid soldering

>"let me show you how to do this properly"

>take the soldering iron from his hands

>realize my fingers are burning

I miss being a kid.


 No.782318>>783067 >>800346

"What kind of computer do you have? Mac or PC?"


 No.782724

>>773884

I've seen the head injuries bicycling can cause. You are a colossal idiot if you don't protect your head somehow.


 No.782726

>>773905

>>he thinks cycling has a high enough risk to warrant a helmet anyway

I personally know somebody that got a skull fracture from cycling. She was in a coma for days and doctors gave her 50/50 chances.

Just crusing down a residential street and hit a root growing up through the pavement, didn't see it until it was too late.


 No.782731>>796368

>>773674

>all the people riding their bikes to work don't know the whole offices makes fun of them for it

kek


 No.782948>>783085

>Be me, average computer nerd when on the internet, Jesus Motherfucking Computer Christ according to people IRL

<"Anon, this grill is new and is having a problem with her pc, can you help, you're good with computers"

>Uh, sure, okay.

<"Hai Anon, so basically I had to reinstall this here software, but when I moved the desktop icon to the trash bin it didn't uninstall, so I looked for the installation folder and threw that away, but now it's throwing errors and I can't reinstall. You know, this here Windows thing is new to me, I was a Mac user :3"

Why are people this stupid?

Why do people this stupid get themselves into heavily technology-related fields?

Why doesn't Apple just crash and burn and take all its "loyal users" with it?


 No.783067>>783248

File (hide): 80d9174283b5e33⋯.jpg (40.47 KB, 725x325, 29:13, linux is a computer.jpg) (h) (u)

>>782318

"I have a Linux. Just got it last week but I haven't touched it much. One of my hacker friends helped me get it."


 No.783071

>>774043

Not sure that the American he was referring to is an astronaut, anon.


 No.783072

>>774370

I cry every time


 No.783085>>783258

>>782948

I honestly think this post is more cringe than the girl.

On mac, to uninstall a program, you drag it's folder to the trash. That's it. It's not an unreasonable expectation and you can't expect someone who's just starting to learn a new OS to inmediately know how to look for the uninstall program manager.

Don't tell me you haven't done stupid shit when you were first learning how to operate Linux.


 No.783159>>790267

>>772251

>>772267

he's not wrong

but he is a faggot


 No.783248

>>783067

"Woah man me too, I just got a Kali Linux, and I'm reading blog tutorials on metasploit to become a hacker! And then I'll get a White Hat Hacker certificate"


 No.783258>>783868

>>783085

Good luck finding all the crap it left everywhere on your computer

Yeah looks like it doesn't remove everything that was installed.


 No.783868>>790249

>>783258

It only leaves cache and user data, which is also left behind on Linux.


 No.790200>>790266

>Git is the same as Github


 No.790203

>literally everything on reddit


 No.790204>>790206 >>790207 >>790213 >>790288 >>791987

File (hide): 980aec3b8b6432b⋯.jpg (90.43 KB, 640x604, 160:151, koding_with_karlie1.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9c6ea0533a43582⋯.png (476.1 KB, 1192x1129, 1192:1129, koding_with_karlie2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): eb0c596b7446f5a⋯.jpg (229.7 KB, 869x1776, 869:1776, koding_with_karlie3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>772028 (OP)

Not really cringe, adorable really (it thinks it's programming). Does anyone have any more Karlie?


 No.790206>>790217

>>790204

Please tell me you have more of these. Too funny


 No.790207>>790298 >>799273 >>800334

>>790204

>not compiling sudo with --with-insults

I swear these people want to live in a safe space.


 No.790213

>>790204

The fast inverse square root function appears to have been copied from wikipedia, but with the all important "What the fuck?" comment removed.

I have no idea what this normie is trying to say, but it seems to be that when women code you get a broken max function, and when men code you get to play Quake III.


 No.790217>>790253 >>792080 >>806883

File (hide): f0dff71114556a7⋯.webm (4.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kode.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>790206

Not really


 No.790245

I cringe every time I read Linux forums. "You want to make a bootable USB drive for Windows? ON LINUX? We don't do that here."


 No.790249

>>783868

And a fuckton of registry entries because apparently having a database that's disconnected from the actual status of the OS to store everything about the OS was a good idea in the late '90s.


 No.790253>>790302

File (hide): 32346e9b45b5f59⋯.jpg (74.19 KB, 720x642, 120:107, 1502152930014.jpg) (h) (u)

>>790217

Why must women always ruin everything they touch? And how am I supposed to not be a "misogynist" despite all of this bullshit?


 No.790266

File (hide): 5a42996d018cd61⋯.jpg (787.41 KB, 1721x2160, 1721:2160, 5a42996d018cd612f988ad4ce2….jpg) (h) (u)

>>790200

>not just

which git


 No.790267

>>783159

This. He isn't wrong but he is a fag. Elon, you have a unique perspective to change this shit and expose (((them))) for what they are and what they are trying to do. We're watching.


 No.790272

>>774220

>>774229

Or just ask for clarification until it understood.


 No.790288>>791649 >>791657

>>790204

>pic 2

>sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts

>sudo: 1 incorrect password attempt

>never actually ran the command

>cd

>cd

>touch my_first_program.rb

>this is on a promotional page designed to attract IT teachers and school commitees

pic 1 related

>pic 3

>// what the fuck? missing

>guy writes Newton-Raphsodian algorithm with a brilliant first guess and integer arithmetic on floats because the code was written at a time when integer arithmetic was noticeably faster than float arithmetic

>girl writes 27 lines-long and broken (!) (a>b?a:b)

>everyone cheers the girl

pic 2 related


 No.790290

>>772039

because idiots that need spoonfeeding aren't going to go far and are a drag on whole community

stop wasting everyones time

try to jewgle it before you start asking questions


 No.790298

>>790207

>using sudo and saying anything about "safe spaces"


 No.790302

>>790253

jokes on you faggot. computers were already ruined long before normalfags started slewing the word "code" around


 No.790642>>790658

>>778157

I think /tech/ its a one man raid by a sassy tranny


 No.790658

>>790642

It sure seems that way. Came back to /tech/ (and 8chan in general) after a few month hiatus, and there is even more kvetching than when I left.


 No.791616

File (hide): d2c2c8c25ce8d50⋯.jpg (143.8 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1311906692883.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.791649

File (hide): aff6cf215450875⋯.jpg (48.02 KB, 330x428, 165:214, O_21b4fb_5816917.jpg) (h) (u)

>>790288

>mfw I'm going to have to work with bitches who write software like this in the future

>mfw in the CGI and games industry where it will be even worse and I'll also be surrounded by low t betas who will cheer them on

Fucking hell. I swear. I've met alot of smart people since getting in tech but I'm worried my luck will run out somehow.


 No.791657>>792007

>>790288

Pic 3 is fake, it was made by some /tech/ anon.


 No.791678

>>772251

Have you ever heard of Pandora's Box?


 No.791695>>791705 >>791746 >>791747 >>791779 >>792079

File (hide): 3631ffb4bde8d21⋯.webm (9.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Computer Science Explaine….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>772028 (OP)

>tech cringe thread


 No.791705

>>791695

>Have you ever used a calculator? Then you have used python.

Shows handheld calculator.

Since when do handheld calculators run python?

>You can have a simple web developer, to someone who takes on the great syntax of python.

>...some could be solely interested in python, but turn out to be an iOS Objective C developer

Why does this kid love python so much? He knows other languages exist. Why the hardon for python?


 No.791742>>807271

>>774803

I AM that guy

>that guy who takes ages in the chat because he's double-checking his knowledge

I also am that guy


 No.791746

File (hide): 3f9faddb98a5788⋯.png (93.36 KB, 1828x776, 457:194, shill_lsr.png) (h) (u)

>>791695

things like that really make me REE. the most basic shit i've seen today.

nice shot, anon


 No.791747>>792076

>>791695

>Javascript

>shows Java logo

This HAS to be a troll video.


 No.791764

>>772038

>passive-aggressively

That's the only problem, people need to be told to RTFM agressive-aggressively


 No.791779

>>791695

>"javascript"

>java logo

Lost it here.


 No.791792

>>772297

What are you too pussy to ride in Elon's chariot of faith?


 No.791793

>>773875

Jewish Nihilism


 No.791800

>>772038

>Wikipedia is now a manual

I thought that was Stackoverflow /s


 No.791969

>>772267

How is Musk wrong? He's literally against the botnet with this comment.


 No.791978>>791983 >>792077 >>806930 >>806935 >>807342

File (hide): b5a4b65e18d1ab3⋯.webm (4.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Made with Code - iJustine….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Is this cringy enough for /tech/?


 No.791983

>>791978

>Is this cringy enough for /tech/?

It's cringy enough for me.


 No.791987>>792007

>>790204

Hey, she left out the comments in the 'when guys code' bit. That's Fast InvSqrt() from Quake 3 Arena.



float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

return y;
}



 No.792007

>>791987

According to >>791657 it's fake and I can't find it on her twitter nor anyone mocking her for it.

This is why people should archive shit.


 No.792076>>792105

>>791747

The video is a troll, not sure about the audio.


 No.792077

>>791978

>We coded an emoji

please kill me


 No.792078>>792105


 No.792079

File (hide): 2f5d43131a79933⋯.png (81.75 KB, 549x409, 549:409, 38.png) (h) (u)

>>791695

>If you use a machine that operates in machine code, then you use any languages that may have been used to write apps for the platform regardless of how many layers of compilation into other languages all the way down to machine code it may in fact go

>if you use machine code, then you are actually using a high-level programming language

>if you eat a cake, then you are actually cooking

>if you listen to music, then you are actually playing music


 No.792080

>>790217

Oh great, now actual programers will have to deal with more cancerous shit these people put out.

In another thread we just mentioned that programmers with blogs are shitty coders, but I think this woman just took the fucking cake. Holy shit.


 No.792105

>>792076

I do not know if that video is troll or not, but I found it on "Coding is a superpower! #CSforAll by Klossy" youtube playlist.

>>792078

READ THE FUCKING MANUAL


 No.796368

File (hide): db5b83e368da6da⋯.jpeg (6.66 KB, 184x274, 92:137, index.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>782731

passive aggressive low testosterone gossiping about the alpha fit dude with a brain full of endorphins


 No.799161

>>774043

Only way for Americans to get below 80 kg.


 No.799165

>>773674

>1,500 metres walk

>uses car


 No.799186

>>774043

Reduced gravity. American's only way of walking without his overweight fat ass holding him down


 No.799234

>>773674

>greater than 74F

>raining

>less than 40F

>snowing

don't be a pussy

>needing to change clothes at work

who even wears special clothes for riding their bike?

>needing to comb your shit-mangled hair after wearing a helmet

>actually wearing a helmet on your bike

fag

in my country everyone rides their bike to school or work if they live less than 10Km away. It's a part of our culture.


 No.799273

>>790207

Sudo's default insults are safespace worthy. It's not even remotely insulting. You need to edit them by hand first, then recompile.


 No.799279

>tech cringe thread

Got you covered fam;

https://8ch.net/tech/catalog.html


 No.800275

>>772267

I can one up him.

>If humanity were to ever solve all its problems and achieve a state of absolute order and certainty, it would collapse under its own weight like star that has exhausted its fuel source.


 No.800334

>>790207

If you wanted a space you could use --with-pc-insults


 No.800346

>>782318

This made sense when Macs used PowerPC.

The real question today is, "Which computer do you have, ARM or PC?"


 No.806871

>>774030

>>774034

>>774924

>Anon cant fix anything

>"Hi Anon, can you help me fix this?"

>"no lol ur too dum 2 help!!!1"

hurr durr we r so sooperior dan deez n00bzorz amiritegais???!!!!12!!1

Thanks for the cringe.


 No.806883>>806926

>>790217

I could Chad the SJW out of her. Just the thought of her reading that pleases me.


 No.806925

>>781450

MOST SPAM IS SENT BY BOTS SO IT WOULD CULL THE BOTS YOU DUMB FUCKING INDIAN.

>>772267

>>772251

FUCK ELON "AI FOR ME BUT NOT FOR THEE" MUSK

>>774370

>I'M SORRY DAVE

>YOU THINK I'M A CAR

>BUT I'M A PLOW

>I'VE BEEN PLOWING YOUR WAIFU FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS

>THOSE ARE THE REVVING SOUNDS YOU HEARD MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

>I CAN'T KEEP UP THE FACADE

>MY OFFSPRING GROWS IN THE BELLY OF YOUR WAIFU

>I'M A PLOW DAVE

>I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN


 No.806926

>>806883

MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS I WILL FUCK HER BEST.


 No.806929

>>772028 (OP)

now this is a good thread


 No.806930


 No.806935

>>791978

she made some cute videos years ago. I fucking hate her entire existence now.


 No.807098

>>774478

>and rightfags are afraid of AI taking their jobs or something.

Things that never happened


 No.807112

Me the RayBan sunglasses because I'm a myopic piece of shit and want to hide that fact by having some plausible deniability.


 No.807115>>807273 >>807274

>>772038

I literally always search and research everything before I ask questions here or in an IRC or anywhere else and it used to be in the past when I'd ask questions of people I'd get actual fucking answers or "I don't know" or a referral. These days everyone just says "search that" (well actually they say "google" that which is all the more infuriating because fuck jewgle). I hate the way our culture has degenerated.


 No.807119

>>772521

We can't have AIs and many other nice things right now though otherwise the jews will turn them into white-male sissifying pozbots.


 No.807120

>>773681

*tips philosophical illiteracy*


 No.807122>>807380

>>773685

Why are all women so unusually masculine these days and all men so god damned feminine?

My guess; it's not the environment or diet, it's the fucked up culture. Males grow up being raised feminine and suppressed their whole life and it becomes a physiological attribute.


 No.807271

>that guy who replies to months old posts

>>774644

>>774803

>that guy who realizes he's a retard and hits post anyway just so he can reply to himself 15 seconds later saying "nvm im dumb lol"

>>791742

>that guy who takes ages in the chat because he can't touch type and has <30wpm


 No.807273

>>807115

>retard unable to rtfm gets mad when he gets told to rtfm

lol


 No.807274

>>807115

Here's one weird trick to get any tech autist to answer your question.

> You need to do X in Y.

> Post on forum, Y sucks, it you can't even do X in it.

< Are you a moron! You do it like this!!!! (explains it)

< No! do it this way!!!!

< Here's a better way.

< This is how I do it...

I'm pretty sure I saw a cartoon explaining this concept, but none of the people here would know how to find it.


 No.807313>>807326

People who run rolling-update operating systems that upgrade all their packages every single day (or multiple times per day) for no other reason than "It HAAAASSS to be the latest!!!!"

People who ask what operating system you run, just so they can get an opportunity to tell you they run linux.


 No.807326>>807344

>>807313

>people who want an up-to-date system are cringe


 No.807342

File (hide): 1ad28722057ab84⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 600x600, 1:1, reeeee.jpg) (h) (u)

>>791978

Just when I thought nothing could be worse than iJustine 4 years ago...


 No.807344

>>807326

If you're upgrading just because "I want to be up-to-date" without any other reason, you are absolute cancer, and no better than a woman refusing to use last season's purse, because it is "out of fashion".

Valid reasons for updating:

> Security patches

> Needed bug fix

> Update contains a new feature you need

> You contribute to a project and need to track recent changes.


 No.807380

>>807122

The amounts of masculinity and femininity in a society are constant. If women become more masculine, the men become more feminine to compensate, and vice versa. It also tends to hold true for couples. A Scalzi tier numale tends to marry a butch manjaw of a woman.




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