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All you dumbasses with your computer books couldn't know your ass from a hole in the ground. The computer things go round and round with next stops and floating points along with compilers.
From: hotmolly1@aol.com (HotMolly1)
Date: 16 Apr 1995
Was Bob Dobbs Real? I mean, was he a real person ever? or is he made up?
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Subject: Re: Was Bob Dobbs Real?
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Nobody knows. He told me so himself.
Honest, I swear it.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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Subject: Re: Was Bob Dobbs Real?
From: ghsst6+@pitt.edu (Geoffrey H Spear)
hotmolly1@aol.com (HotMolly1) wrote:
>Was Bob Dobbs Real? I mean, was he a real person ever? or is he made up?
"Bob" doesn't wear makeup. except when he wants to.
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Geoff Spear |"And whenever rn sees your .signature
ghsst6+@pitt.edu | it'll rmgroup alt.slack as well! Yay!"
http://www.pitt.edu/~ghsst6/ | - Kibo
Just take it from them themselves, eating their homework
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Reply-To: not-kibo@not-world.not-std.not-com
Subject: FACE!THE!NATION (story, new) and another DUMB DREAM!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.movies.current-films
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: HappyNet Headquarters
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 19:26:34 GMT
Last night I dreamed I was at this party with Frank Sinatra.
The old guy started to sing (I don't remember which song), and
collapsed. They rushed him away somewhere and strapped his head
into this big machine, which ripped off his face (he starts
screaming here) and... a robot arm put Marlon Brando's face on him!
Now, that's dumber than the dream where Jeff Foxworthy came over
and died, or the one where I was Harlan Ellison, or the one
where I was George Bush in elementary school, or the one where I
was playing videogames with Claudia Christian. (It's FAR dumber
than the last one.) It's even dumber than the time I dreamed I
was watching a commercial where Andre the seal blew a raspberry,
in exactly the same way.
You know a movie has a stupid premise when it shows up in your
dreams. I have not seen "FACE/OFF". I have no plans to see
"FACE/OFF". I would hate "FACE/OFF". However, I will explain
the ending in great detail here and now, as I can always guess
these things.
The good guy (who has the bad guy's face) switches faces with a
third guy, who gets gunned down. Then the good guy (with the
innocent bystander's face) captures the bad guy and they switch
faces back. Except, the big face-switching machine drops the
innocent bystander's face on the floor and then puts it on the
bad guy upside down, and he's got an upside-down face forever
and ever! THE END. Also in the next Star Trek film, at the end
Mr. Data shoots Picard with a crossbow! THE END.
Now have a slightly less illogical version of that same plot.
I just made the whole thing up. So sue me.
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