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>be me
>greasy, neckbeard stallmanite
>the year is 2032
>gnu hurd is still an unstable mess
>subluminal travel has advanced tremendously
>volunteer for time dilation experiment
>55,000 year slingshot maneuver around sagittarius A* at 98% c
>time.bz2
>cryogenics kick on, black out
>wake up to alarms blaring
>wtf it's only been 28,000 years why am I awake?
>look out porthole
>see event horizon of sagittarius A*
>is it supposed to be that close?
>our cdr tells us the bad news
>volume licensing issues with microsoft
>critical systems have been throttled
>lack velocity to complete maneuver
>we are falling into sagittarius A*
>watch observable universe collapse into a point
>darkness overwhelms
>silence for 20 hours
>suddenly radio communication
>eldar civilization inside the black hole
>what the fuck
>they see me on comms
>say I look like "him"
>ask them who
>they tells us they met our civilization 20 millennia ago
>stallman was a gnu/cyborg
>gnu hurd was still unfinished
>they came here to await its completion
>a few seconds later, another ship drifts into the singularity
>a new civilization
>they aren't surprised to see us
>they came for the same reason
>say that they came 500,000 years after our vessel vanished
>still no luck
>seconds later, another ship
>mfw this keeps happening for 15 minutes before sagittarius A* evaporates and we freeze to death because 10^100 Earth years have elapsed