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▶Choose my language Anonymous 01/27/19 (Sun) 21:15:14 No.1023998>>1024083 >>1024246 >>1024742 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
I am a proud Jewish man. I have a very high verbal IQ and live a life in accordance to a vast number of talmudic laws transcribed in the books behind me. I don't want to do very much physical labor, and I'm not willing to spend even a penny for this.
What programming language should I use?
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 00:08:01 No.1024075
QuakeC
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 00:46:00 No.1024083
>>1023998 (OP)
java
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 00:50:15 No.1024087>>1024220 >>1024452
>Jewish
8th: https://8th-dev.com/
incompatible CLISP-only Common Lisp: https://clisp.sourceforge.io/
PHP: http://hpl.sourceforge.net/ fucking lol
PHP: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/592322/php-expects-t-paamayim-nekudotayim
and Rust obviously
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 04:02:33 No.1024149
>I am a proud Jewish man.
Gas yourself.
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 09:49:38 No.1024220
>>1024087
Interesting, PHP turns out to be even more of a Yiddish programming language than fucking Lisp. One more reason to avoid it, I guess.
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 10:43:30 No.1024246
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Hebrew Programming Language
http://hpl.sourceforge.net/
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 19:57:43 No.1024381
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 20:03:00 No.1024388
Shalom. I just learned web design so that I can be paid when I make web pages for liberal issues.
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 20:21:21 No.1024406
QuakeC is the language you are looking for.
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 21:28:37 No.1024443>>1024470
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None, doing any kind of work is for goyim. But don't despair for G-d still allows you to shill merchant-friendly languages.
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 21:31:57 No.1024448>>1024452
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How has nobody mentioned Clisp?
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 21:40:38 No.1024452
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>>1024448
▶Anonymous 01/28/19 (Mon) 22:10:12 No.1024470
>>1024443
Shalom. Only if we could turn these new-languages into profit, we could be set for now.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 18:14:11 No.1024742>>1024744
>>1023998 (OP) You'd better use Python because you are lazy.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 18:15:27 No.1024744
>>1024742 If you learn Python, you can also use Django when you make your website.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 18:33:19 No.1024751>>1024770
I'm a proud anti semite, but wasn't john mccarthy of the tribe?
anyway respects to harold ableson and jay sussman.
the java spec is a bit like the thorah, and there are plenty of goy willing to work for free if you show them some "clever" design patterns in UML.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 19:32:40 No.1024763
Ada
>Lots of rules, but most make common sense
>Free compilers available
>Catches a lot of bugs so which save you money in locating them
>Highly performant, so you can compute more with less!
Shalom.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 19:46:33 No.1024766
Java
>made by evil corporation
>get a certification and get hired immediately to work in some shitty project in some evil corporation that will overpay you to underdeliver
Honestly, if I didn't have a soul I would already got those sweet oracle's certifications.
▶Anonymous 01/29/19 (Tue) 20:07:57 No.1024770
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>>1024751
John Patrick (irish) and Ida Glatt McCarthy (Lithuanian jewish) . Still, made lisp, doesn't trigger my jewdar. Would not gass.
▶Anonymous 01/31/19 (Thu) 07:21:36 No.1025403
LISP. It's the language for people who like languages. Also it was invented by a half-Jew.