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 No.9073

Have you taken the EU pill yet, mateys? It's a BIG pill to swallow! The EU pill was invented in 1978 by Sir Alan Dean Foster with his little entry, Splinter of the Mind's Eye.

Forget red, blue pills and brown pills, EU pills are the way of the future!

 No.9274

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Only the finest Wunderwaffen come from the EU.


 No.9288

>>9073

Can I cut out the Yu-Zhan Vong part of the pill though?


 No.9289

>>9288

No, dubsman. That's just the bitter part.


 No.9293

>>9288

>>9289

It would make the pill far more tasty and comfy.


 No.9295

File: 37526970654be54⋯.jpg (29.56 KB, 420x690, 14:23, fall of Muunilist.jpg)

>>9293

For Muuns.


 No.9297

File: 7d1839be68a1875⋯.jpg (34.42 KB, 459x372, 153:124, muun delet.jpg)


 No.9299

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>>9297

The struggle between races and the hatred amongest them is being nurtured by very specific interested parties. A small Galactic clique that is turning people against the Republic, they don't want peace. It is a race who are at home in any system, who are on Corellia today, Nubia tomorrow, Coruscant the day after that and then again on Eriadu or Naboo or Taris because they feel at home anywhere. The Muun are the only ones who can be addressed as Galactic elements, because they conduct their business anywhere, but the Republic must not follow them. A race is bound to their system, bound to their homeworld, bound to the possibilities of life that it offers.


 No.9321

File: 5244e922acd07fd⋯.jpg (27.11 KB, 451x232, 451:232, 527454151466145415144741.jpg)

>>9295

>Karen Traviss


 No.9323

>>9299

And yet, before the Clone Wars, not one non-Muun touched the surface of Muunilinst. Truth is, you can replace Muun with Sith and get the same result.


 No.9342

>>9299

Why do Muuns enjoy sleeping with Neimoidians so damn much?


 No.9347

File: a244efb2a0cab40⋯.jpg (134.37 KB, 1400x569, 1400:569, skywalkers.jpg)

>>9073

As much as I hate Disney for what it did, let's think about the positives at the very least.

1: The Expanded Universe being separated into its own canon means that Disney can't butcher it outside of SWTOR which is already shit. Best they can do is take names and characters and butcher them in their new stuff, but they can't mess with their original incarnations like making Kyle a jock moron and "evil sexist" who needs Ors to hold his hand at all times.

2: No diversity or modern politics in any of our old problematic stories and interactive material that are rich in depth and RPG fuel for countless /tg/ possibilities.

3: No more monthly EU releases, thus giving us and many other true fans time to catch up on stuff we haven't finished.

4: We now know who the true dissenters and traitors were among the fanbase when they admitted to never really liking SW or the EU on shit holes like Jedi Council and Wookieepedia who pretended to be SW and EU fans yet quickly discarded them for the sake of politics or Disney shilling, thus purging old fans of the disgraceful fake fans who probably only ever played Kotor and pretended to read books.

5: If Disney re-canonizes the EU, then they likely won't make their nu-canon not canon. Instead they'll try to merge both "Canon" and "Legends" into one clusterfucked continuity, like Clone Wars did with its own unique lore-breaking bullshit it did half the time, like Ryloth now having a normal orbit and being another generic desert planet with some rainforest or the Rattataki; so we'd be forced to deal with Rey being canon and "Ben Solo" being Anakin Solo's clone or some dumb shit.

With the positives out of the way. The best result for us would've been for George to have not acted like a retard and sold/given control of the IP to someone who gave a shit about SW, like Luceno and possibly Zahn (and maybe Chee, even though he's an imperial-hating pussy) or set up a story team with strict credentials/views that only allowed certain like minded people that matched Lucas or Luceno's interests to ensure stability for the franchise for generations to come, and Luceno knows exactly what we like so there'd be no danger for the remainder of his life as Tarkin had everything I could ever hope for in a new novel, so I know he'd do us right with future material. We might've even gotten animated or vidya adaptations of novels if things had worked out like they did… but sadly, twas never meant to be. And the true downside to all of this is that our heroes from the OT will be remembered as faggy losers who died like bitches/became assholes while they're actors acted like twitter drama whores. I would've even settled for George selling that shit to China since no one in the rest of the world would take anything new they make seriously and it would allow SW to rest in peace since chinks would probably just make shitty toys and mediocre films out of it once every few years or just run it to the ground instantly.


 No.9348

>>9347

The one downside though is we probably won't be seeing any new EU content anymore. Disney's legal team would crack down hard on anyone trying to write "unlicensed" stuff with the Star Wars logo on it.


 No.9351

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>>9348

True, but chances are that if they did, they would only allow Wendig-tier writers to write them and any stuff that's not political or diverse enough would get rejected or turned into a kid-friendly story. Also, be thankful our old canon is free of bullshit like pic-related.


 No.9370

>>9348

>>9347

>>9351

So we do it for free. By abandoning the best EU, they've created the perfect playground for fanfic writers. It's not hard to write better than the nucanon authors, and it would end up being one hell of a "fuck you" if the fanfics end up getting more popular than this herky jerky shit.




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