▶ No.8710
>I’m telling you, something that resembles an amphibious dinosaur doesn't really count as cute.
Opinion discarded.
▶ No.8715
>he doesn't like Jar Jar
Who does? News at 11.
>He writes an entire damned article on why people shouldn't like Jar Jar
Binks doesn't have nearly enough depth as a character for anyone to go on for that long about legitimate gripes. Any validity he gained by not going on a RLM-tier sperg about the prequels and acknowledging the high points is lost by him being a talentless hack of a writer.
Why did you think this was worth sharing again?
▶ No.8738>>8785 >>8798 >>8801
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/cinema-its-lucas-whos-the-real-menace-1107099.html
JAR JAR AND SEBULBA ARE RAYCIST DARN YOU! LUCAS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!
TPM is flawed as fuck, but it gets hate for all the wrong reasons. Especially now where most of the hate is basically because "RLM told me so" rather than any actual critiques, like how it shat on its own mysticism, past EU lore and the fact that the characters were all directed poorly. The visuals were great though, and honestly, the effects and visuals in TPM look a million times better than the shit in Episodes 2, 3 and Disney Wars. Look at the Boonta Eve Classic. The audience cheering and everything about this scene just screams movie magic and the wonder of the Star Wars galaxy.
▶ No.8785>>8799
>>8738
>RLM
Rodian Lives Matter?
▶ No.8786
Jar Jar isn't great but people whine about him way too much. He wasn't that big of a part of the film and after TPM he hardly ever even shows his face. It's just another meme "point" rlm and other Reddit fags latch onto.
▶ No.8798
>>8738
Funny thing, according to the Hermit's Journey, Jar Jar's VA got vocally pissed off at the accusations of racism, calling the assumptions racism itself.
▶ No.8801
>>8738
Holy shit. I didn't remember the movie looking this good. I always remembered it looking like shit. The only thing that ruins this otherwise awesome scene is the fart joke.
▶ No.8804>>8807
>>8799
Aren't Rodians supposed to be green tapir-people?
▶ No.8807
>>8804
You shut your whore mouth. They are sexy hunters with fancy domes.
▶ No.8808>>8812 >>8813 >>8820
Anybody got that picture of Lucas creating Jar Jar while stoned because the Banking Clan wanted more races in Star Wars.
▶ No.8810>>8812
>>8799
Rodians are weirdly cute
do they count as having a snout?
▶ No.8812>>8819
>>8810
I believe so yes. Although, younger rodians seem to have shorter mouths.
>>8808
I have a pic of Aunt Jar Jar Mima if you want that.
▶ No.8813>>8815 >>8818 >>8832 >>8838 >>8841 >>8886
>>8808
Lucas never created races for them. He always used familiar races for when representing the majority of the galactic population. Example: Humans, Near-Humans, Twi-leks, Rodians and Ithorians make up the vast majority of the galactic demographic. Everything else is a minority. But then Disney comes along and kicks away all well-known aliens, makes them almost non-existent and replaces them with human IRL diversity shit. Even that shitty Canto Blight casino from TLJ was originally gonna look like some James Bond casino with nothing but humans until Kennedy (in a moment of less insanity) realized that shit looked nothing like Star Wars and asked for them to change it to make it look like Jabba's palace and add a few ugly nu-aliens.
▶ No.8815>>9004
>>8813
>realized that shit looked nothing like Star Wars and asked for them to change it to make it look like Jabba's palace and add a few ugly nu-aliens.
Forgot to add, even after that, it still looks nothing like SW.
▶ No.8818
>>8813
It was a joke Tyrone comic. It wasn’t necessarily accurate, it was just funny as fuck.
▶ No.8819>>8842
>>8812
Damn, if there’s a snout, it’s out.
▶ No.8821>>8822
>>8820
Yes, thank you. I love that fucming picture.
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▶ No.8832>>8833 >>8840
>>8813
Do you think we'll ever see that single alien species again?
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▶ No.8834
>>8833
just right of center :')
▶ No.8837
>>8799
would they give good head i mean its like thats what there mouth were made to do
▶ No.8838
>>8813
That scene makes me very ill and angry.
▶ No.8840>>10468
>>8832
No. So far, none of the nu-aliens from the disney movies have appeared in anything except for the labia-faced ones seen in the Resistance base (pic-related), the turkey selling alien and the blue ughnaut wannabes.
▶ No.8841
>>8813
Show this shit to anyone who hasn't seen the movie and they'll think it's from Dr. Who, Star Trek of Farscape.
▶ No.8842
>>8819
But snouts are the best at giving the succ
▶ No.8886
>>8813
>make it look like Jabba's palace and add a few ugly nu-aliens.
sounds like kennedy saving face tbh
▶ No.8921>>8923
>>8917
I hope the pain sticks with those hacks forever.
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>>8921
Speaking of hackfrauds, I found this. Never thought about the opening fanfare like that before.
▶ No.8926
>>8923
>705 dislikes
The RLM defense squad went out in full force. A shame the guy didn't upload the video now. He'd probably get less hate.
▶ No.8927
>>8923
>1:00
Is that Rey Sue's head on a table?
▶ No.8963
>>8923
>opening fanfare
while i don't like the absence of the fanfare, i don't think it's worth a nitpick either, but i do hope disney considers adding the fanfare back in now that they own 20th century fox. however, george did purposely have the fanfare kept in as that was what old movies did, they had a fanfare prior to the feature to get you into the mood.
▶ No.9000>>9001
>>8923
Do we have any well written reviews for TLJ? I know this guy is working one.
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▶ No.9004
>>8799
How someone managed to make a female Rodian look attractive I'll never know.
>>8815
It looks more like Dr. Who
▶ No.10467
Jar-Jar Binks is pretty cool, an unique character. and… little bit FS.
▶ No.10469
>>8917
>I am kike cucklasa