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>Big titted Rey appears on your bed
>"You do like the Last Jedi, right Anon? If you did I'll let you do anything you want to me."
What do you do?
▶ No.4249>>4265 >>6358
>>4246 (OP)
I tell her to leave, the movie was awful and she is awful both as a person and a character.
▶ No.4251
>>4246 (OP)
Trash compactor.
▶ No.4255>>4501
Bash her teeth in for being a coal burning slag.
▶ No.4257
>Implying I can't do anything I want with her regardless.
This happens to be locking her in a business' dumpster with breeding cockroaches.
▶ No.4262
Bring in her mother for a threesome
▶ No.4265>>6358
▶ No.4501
>>4255
Only correct answer
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▶ No.4875
If she played Rey I would have no objections to anything in the movie.
▶ No.4939
>"I did XDDDDD"
>fug
>"Agshually did not XDDDDD"
>>4503
▶ No.4942>>4952 >>4961
>>4246 (OP)
Fuck off. Also, bet you third moving is going to have Poe or Finn enslaved in fucking gay slave suits because of Kennedy's bullshit to get back at all the sexists who liked slave Leia.
▶ No.4952
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>>4942
Honestly, it might not be worst development for the characters
▶ No.4960
>>4246 (OP)
>big titted
>Rey
Pick one
▶ No.4961>>4978
>>4942
I kind of want this to happen though, just so that the whole meme of Poe/Finn being closet homos can go on
▶ No.4973>>5089 >>5692 >>7939
>>4354
>not using the mod to make the KotOR II long haired character look not vaguely middle eastern
Other than that excellent choice trooper
▶ No.4978
>>4961
> CY3, it's like La Cage aux Folles, but in space!
▶ No.5007
>>4246 (OP)
Sure why not. I can use it to test whether or not you actually have emotions or are emotions something you only read about in a book hiding in a tree?
▶ No.5066
>>4246 (OP)
>Wut do
Bitch, you're the last jedi- kick her out
Fap to jar jar with titties
▶ No.5089
>>4973
men with long hair are all faggots though
▶ No.5137>>5199
>>4246 (OP)
Notice how she looks feminine and not pissed off?
Really makes your midi-chlorians reverse osmosis.
▶ No.5143>>5696
>>4246 (OP)
Let me get into costume first.
▶ No.5199
>>5137
This Rey looks like she could be someone's wife in the EU.
▶ No.5209>>5341 >>5440
I want my Boba Fett in her Sarlacc pit
I want to fire my proton torpedoes into her thermal exhaust port
I want to execute order 69 with her
I want to fly my Naboo starfighter into her droid control ship
I want to dress up as a Tusken raider and tie her up and rape her like Shmi Skywalker
I want my YT-1300F Corellian Light Freighter to be tractor beamed into her hangar
Ok I'm out of ideas. Won't stoop to having a lightsaber as a metaphorical penis.
▶ No.5341
>>5209
>>not using the force
▶ No.5440>>5674
>>5209
I want her corpse in my trash compactor.
▶ No.5620
>>4246 (OP)
"You're in my room, You're half-naked and trying to seduce me on MY bed; Either you do as I say, or I'll call the cops on you for both breaking and entering and prostitution."
▶ No.5674>>5675
>>5440
I want my saber in her trash compactor
▶ No.5675
>>5674
Better watch out for any dianogas while you are poking around down there, Trooper.
▶ No.5692
>>4973
>implying that's my screencap
>implying I didn't just pull it off of Jewgle
The blond is best male face tbh
▶ No.5696>>5699 >>5712
>>5143
kek, just noticed the benis
▶ No.5699>>5710
>>5696
heh, i don't even remember seeing that shit in the movie. must have been cut.
▶ No.5710
>>5699
Checked, Walkers confirmed for cut benis.
▶ No.5712
>>5696
wtf is that abomination? Did they just rape an AT-ST and call it a day?
▶ No.5824
"I'm altering the deal pray i don't alter it any further."
Then rape her.
▶ No.6358>>6435
>>4249
The soy is real, even guys on infinity won't even rape woman even if they don't like 'em.
Except this guy >>4265, congrats.
▶ No.6435>>6498
>>6358
>>thirsty for a THOT
That cunt is not clean.
▶ No.6498
>>6435
it might not be clean, but it is broken, which means i don't need a condom.
▶ No.6537
>>4246 (OP)
>not even a big tiddy goth gf
>small tiddy feminist cuntbag
no ty
▶ No.6539>>6555 >>6556 >>6563 >>6676
I am way ahead of you.
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▶ No.6555>>6557
>>6539
> sand in the vagina
A Kathleen Kennedy production?
▶ No.6556>>6557 >>6565
>>6539
stella cox looked better tbh
▶ No.6557
>>6555 ✓
The story and characters are too coherent for that.
>>6556
Is her Star Wars scene in VR, though?
▶ No.6563>>6583
>>6539
I guess at least Rey looks more like a Lady in that.
▶ No.6565>>6583
>>6556
Too bad she got FINNED a while ago.
▶ No.6583
>>6565
>Too bad she got FINNED a while ago.
is that how she ended up >>6563 ?
▶ No.6676>>6727
>>6539
Her asshole looks like the sarlacc pit.
▶ No.6727
>>6676
Special Edition when?
shop in some tentacles please
▶ No.7234>>7271 >>7284 >>7292 >>7293 >>7387
I'd rather have Padame's cute little khazar milkers tbh
▶ No.7273>>7387 >>7608
>>7271
Yeah and then the female Banking Claner cuts your dick off in the middle of the night for her Banking Clan overlords. Anyway the blockade of Naboo was an inside job.
▶ No.7284
>>7234
>khazar milkers
Padme has tits?
▶ No.7292>>7293 >>7387
>>7234
Space jewesses > space (((anglos)))
▶ No.7293>>7387 >>7589
>>7234
>you will never suckle on Padmé's pregnant, milk-filled Khazar milkers
;_;
>>7292
Can't argue with that!
▶ No.7387
>>7234
>>7271
>>7273
>>7292
>>7293
I want to be her Ani and /ss/ with her all night long.
▶ No.7589
>>7293
this is by far the best outfit of padme's to use for fapping. i have to contain myself anytime i watch rots because my mind just wanders to the thoughts of grinding on her, then bending her over the rail, lifting up the dress and going to town on her behind.
▶ No.7598>>7599 >>7608 >>7628 >>7640 >>7673
Seeing as how I genuinely loved TLJ (yes, many fans are in this camp, and no, Disney didn't pay us, sadly), I would have no problem fucking her brains out, but even if I didn't, I'd lie in a heartbeat. My complaints about the prequels aren't minor; I think the prequel trilogy is narratively broken in ways that render it unwatchable for me, but if preggo Padme offered to climb up on my lightsaber, I'd sing its praises in a heartbeat. :P
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>>7598
>I genuinely loved TLJ
▶ No.7608>>7628 >>7668
>>7273
>Banking Claner
Am I the only one who finds the word filter kinda dumb and unfunny?
>>7598
>Seeing as how I genuinely loved TLJ
>many fans are in this camp
>I think the prequel trilogy is narratively broken in ways that render it unwatchable for me
>:P
>namefagging
▶ No.7628
>>7608
>Am I the only one who finds the word filter kinda dumb and unfunny?
Yes.
>>7598
This must be bait
▶ No.7640>>7642 >>7645
>>7598
>namefag
>I genuinely loved TLJ
>Disney didn't pay us
>fucking Rey's brains out
This is some Long War-tier bait.
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▶ No.7645>>7655
>>7640
damn this board has a lot of OC shit.
▶ No.7655>>7686 >>7687 >>7723 >>7739 >>7754
>>7645
I guess I'm not familiar enough with the lingo to keep up in this group. Not sure what Long War or OC mean, nor was I baiting; just expressing what seems to be (on this board) a minority opinion. Of my friends who are core fans (members of the Rebel Legion, 501st, etc.), reactions were split. Half of us loved it, but the haters seem to have a hard time believing that any fans love it. Likewise, some fans who love it don't understand the hate. There's no conspiracy; SW fans are just at an impass over the direction the franchise should be moving in.
▶ No.7668>>7758
>>7608
>Am I the only one who finds the word filter kinda dumb and unfunny?
Probably.
▶ No.7673
>>7598
This isn’t /tv/, friend. Kindly act less retarded.
▶ No.7686
>>7655
>Not sure what OC means
>haters
You have to go back.
▶ No.7687>>7896 >>8024
>>7655
OC stands for original content and is used regularly on forum sites or any place that allows image uploads. You can't possibly be this new.
▶ No.7722
>>4246 (OP)
Lie: "I love the last jedi".
▶ No.7723
>>7655
>doesn't know what OC means
▶ No.7739
>>7655
>There's no conspiracy; SW fans are just at an impass over the direction the franchise should be moving in.
you disniggers can't help but stand out, can you?
▶ No.7754
>>7655
>core fans (members of the Rebel Legion, 501st, etc.)
>core fans
>members of the Rebel Legion, 501st
You have an interesting definition of 'core fan'.
▶ No.7761>>7763
>>7758
I'd like to put her on my counter like a fine china doll and… uh… do stuff.
▶ No.7763>>7776 >>7794
>>7761
Not 'lewd' stuff, right?
▶ No.7776>>7794 >>7795 >>7797
>>7763
I want to cuddle her
▶ No.7794>>7799
>>7776
>>7763
Looks like a fucking clown.
▶ No.7797>>7798
>>7776
She knew the Gungans would get all themselves killed in the diversion but did it anyway so that the Naboo could make more settlements on once Gungan lands. There was a great Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds mod about this where you play as the "Royal Naboo" settling Gungan land.
▶ No.7798>>7831
>>7797
based
she wanted leibensraum for more space jewesses.
▶ No.7799>>7848
>>7794
Look who's talking.
▶ No.7831>>7836
>>7798
Star Wars Banking Clan are their own separate alien race. Space Natalie Portman is an Aryan queen.
▶ No.7836
>>7831
There's nothing that can't make Padme a jewess. She passed it on to her daughter too.
▶ No.7848>>7853 >>7924
>>7799
We are machines! We are greater than the woman with clown make up!
▶ No.7853
>>7848
Now now, YVH, your maker made you classier than that.
▶ No.7896>>7898 >>7924
>>7687
I am new to forums, but my real n00b mistake was trying to have a kind, open-minded discourse on 8chan. What the fuck was I thinking?
Sorry for the disturbance in the Dark Side, folks. You may now return to believing that no old-school fans like the new films, that Disney paid off the critics, that Episodes I and II are just misunderstood instead of being cringe-worthy embarrassments, and remember: if anyone else leaves the echo chamber door cracked open long enough to allow fresh air to waft in here, kick 'em the hell out and go back to down-spamming TLJ's Rotten Tomatoes rating until you can once again rest assured that no fans have an opinion different from your own.
▶ No.7898
>>7896
>still namefagging
>passive-aggressive comments instead of calling everyone fags like a real man
Doesn't look like you learned shit, so we won't be missing you
▶ No.7924>>7961
>>7848
Necrosis is cooler
>>7896
I can't believe people took your bait with how piss poor it is
Now enough faggots more space waifus
▶ No.7939>>7940 >>7943 >>7997
>>4973
>playing KOTOR II with a male character
Disgusting
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▶ No.7943>>7996 >>7997 >>8009
>>7939
I miss the day when everybody and their mothers assumed that the Exile was male, because that's the normal way of things.
▶ No.7961
>>7924
>I can't believe people took your bait with how piss poor it is
Because its fun.
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>>7996
>>7943
>>7940
>>7939
tbf the promotional images for kotor 2 all had a male exile. you wouldn't have known the canonical version was female unless you looked it up.
▶ No.8009>>8013 >>8041
>>7943
What's wrong with having a female mc? Do you like starting at a guy's ass while you play?
▶ No.8013>>8022
>>8009
You like pretending to be a woman and romancing men tranny?
▶ No.8022
>>8013
>n-no! I pretend I’m a lesbian!
▶ No.8024
>>7687
>spoon feeding retards
▶ No.8041
>>8009
you play vidya to stare at asses? I have a terabyte of porn for that
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