ITT: We try to market Disney-Wars products
>Star Wars Battlefront 2! Coming this holiday to retailers near you!
>Battle on iconic planets like Tattoo-Jakku! The Death Star…Killer Base!
>Join the ranks of the Not Empire or the Not Rebels! Fly TIE Fighters and X-Wings…again!
>Fight as Kylo Ren! Slaughter dozens of feeble old men as they make no attempt to fight you, and monologue about your inner torment! But watch out! You'll be heavily countered by whoever's playing some undernourished desert broad who weighs 90lbs soaking wet.
>Watch out for our iconic DLC heroes like Unkar Plutt and the Crimson Corsair!
>Pick it up for the low low price of 120 USD
>Join our pre-release sweepstakes! The winner gets to help the devs come up with an ability set for Captain Phasma.