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File: 31fde285f7e7417⋯.mp4 (7.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 973198251418619904_9731982….mp4)

 No.11958

TLJ deleted scenes are showing up online.

 No.11959

File: a101005928d3849⋯.jpg (42.79 KB, 400x400, 1:1, a101005928d38497e14e08d49f….jpg)

>>11958

It only makes the movie worse.

>tfw TLJ was using the best scenes they had


 No.11965

>We did 60 takes and THAT was the best one


 No.11970

>>11958

>empowerment finger bite

>that sissy reaction

>spits

>there's no spit

I'd honestly be laughing at how terrible this is if not for the fact that classic stormtroopers or SW media are no longer the first results on search engines, now every search is nothing but Disney crap.


 No.11972

How did it hurt through a leather glove?


 No.11973

File: 1014599d0fdac25⋯.png (369.37 KB, 512x494, 256:247, diversity.png)

>>11972

Are you underestimating the might of female empowerment?


 No.11975

>>11970

>that sissy reaction

I thought he would slap her but no, he just walks away.

This is really a one-draft script. It's ridiculous.


 No.11980

File: a6e577df1365402⋯.jpg (97.41 KB, 547x822, 547:822, Ko-Di.jpg)

>"Execute them both"

>Steps forward WITH BLASTER IN HAND

>Doesn't just shoot them on the spot

Amateur


 No.11984

>>11958

What a fucking DISGRACE. evil space fascist doesnt slap a woman..

evil space admiral doesnt slap her either.

>Well done, Disney, you made TLJ look *even worse*.


 No.11991

File: fb19f723503669c⋯.gif (958.63 KB, 472x316, 118:79, 5aa82de4f1d53085777468.gif)


 No.11992

>>11975

>>11984

>slap

That would be to tame actually. He would punch her and if we going to be even more realistic the guards would pound of her in a blink if not outright shooting. Hell, Cloud City guards were more proactive.


 No.12009

File: 467d329d1733b3a⋯.webm (1.36 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Batman is a feminist.webm)

>>11984

Can't have him hit a woman. That's sexist and demeaning to woman.


 No.12017

>>11958

You said "scenes," OP. Plural. Where are the rest?


 No.12036

Another scene of amateur Hitler being completely undermined as a credible villain. I'm not even surprised at this and I bet they filmed another and wrote even more in various drafts and scripts.


 No.12045

>>12036

There’s probably a scene of Holdo pegging him.


 No.12046

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12036

>>and then the CIS white man trips and falls down a bunch of stairs

The comedy is even worse than Jar Jar binks level, at least what he did made sense for an idiot in the story. Rose is somehow supposed to be some kind of hero after all.


 No.12064

>>11991

Someone should photoshop that to him trying to pull food out of her mouth.


 No.12069

>>12064

Or maybe a dog chew toy.


 No.12071

>>12069

That’s a better idea.


 No.12072

>>12069

Or just a dog.


 No.12096

the one where finn shoots phasma into the abyss isn't too bad. dialogue sucks but that's already known. i haven't seen the rest except for luke's 10 seconds of mourning han, but i'm sure they're all just as bad.


 No.12114

This looks like something from Men in Black 2


 No.12136

>>11958

Did she mistake his finger for an eggroll or something?


 No.12156

File: d0824ceb3343723⋯.gif (4.7 MB, 430x215, 2:1, continuedlaughter.gif)


 No.12160

>>11992

>That would be to tame actually.

>He would punch her

That would look bad. He is a General, a slap is more appropriate response than a punch. Also she's already on her knees so a slap is enough to affirm his power.


 No.12477

>>11958

Where is his taser or blaster? He have many enemies on his head so it make sense if he have the weapon with him as a safety.


 No.12480

>>12477

>He have many enemies on his head

Wild guess, not a native english speaker?


 No.12483

File: 0d953c3ea3c8d39⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 1166x900, 583:450, Several webms of laughter.webm)




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