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 No.11485>>11487 >>11511 >>11530 >>11582 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

How does crossbreeding in Star Wars work /sw/? Clear me up on this. Never thought about it before seeing the bullshit rebels ending.

 No.11487>>11489 >>11616

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>>11485 (OP)

Crossbreeding? Well humans and twileks can produce hybrid offspring together. Most species that posses similar DNA can reproduce in SW. All Near-Humans can mate with Humans, but not all Near-Humans can produce hybrid offspring with Humans, although the majority can, but the minority that can't have basically deviated too far from baseline humans to be able to make offspring. Humans can also produce offspring with a few non Near Human species, despite clear genetic and physical differences, as long as they are at least humanoid in form (probably due to genetic similarities), but overall, if a non-near human has a somewhat humanoid shape and a humanoid head, then it may be able to make babies. Twi'leks however can apparently reproduce with any species as long as its humanoid (and has the standard humanoid naughty bits for obvious compatibility). Humans, Near-Humans and Humanoids that couldn't reproduce together can find ways around this by genetic manipulation, making each other compatible. Presumably the same might work for lesser humanoid species, but they end result may be a bit abominable. Cloning and test tube babies is another method of making decent hybrids of many species without risking something going wrong after the initial fucking. For example, Half-Bothans, the result of Bothans and possibly the humanoid elf-like Sephi, but even that stable hybrid of near-human and barely humanoid had its weird results, having been born with hooves and horns, possibly genetic throwbacks or some shit. The same things above likely applies for non-humanoid species as mentioned in a few rare cases, Duros can reproduce with other Near-Duros and possible Durosoids, etc etc. Also, suffice it to say, if we're talking about just plain old fucking, then yes, a lot of species could fuck one another regardless of species as long as they knew how to pleasure one another and had the drive for it, like the vile love making between that Gotal and H'nemthe from the cantina, as males and females across all bipedal species usually have similar reproductive organs and thus the sausage can usually fit through the donut regardless of shape, but the feeling will vary, its about how its used I guess. For example, you could fuck a female Mon Calamari, but that fucking thick scale-like skin would scrape like a bitch.

Finally, hybrids are usually seen as freaks and ostracized by the rest of the galaxy, unless they can hide the visible signs of their hybrid origins, such as weird skin pigmentation.


 No.11489>>11518

>>11487

>Well humans and twileks can produce hybrid offspring together.

Only in the nu-canon, in the normal universe they are not compatible.


 No.11511>>11524

>>11485 (OP)

This is a stealth twi'lek thread, and you know it.


 No.11518>>11592

>>11489

For some reason I always try to consider CW canon despite that it shat on the continuity most of the time.


 No.11524

>>11511

Is that so bad?


 No.11529

Grand Admiral Pitta was a hybrid of two near humans and their features canceled each other out. He hated non-humans and was the guy Palpatine had handle enslaving and exterminating alien populations.


 No.11530>>11533

>>11485 (OP)

>How does crossbreeding in Star Wars work /sw/?

At the very least, Sith and Humans are compatible since the Human Dark Jedi fucked the hell out of the Sith to the point Humans had tentacle beards.


 No.11532>>11540 >>11546 >>11594 >>11713 >>11762

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 No.11533

>>11530

Even in old canon that was done through genetic splicing. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there was some free-range, hormone-free fucking involved also.


 No.11540>>11754

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>>11532

>the green goblin

>green skin mother results in green hair


 No.11546>>11554

>>11532

La creatura


 No.11550>>11553 >>11600

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No one has posted a clip yet.

>Nu StarWars

I thought season 2 of clone wars was still technically in old canon.


 No.11553>>11556 >>11557 >>11573

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>>11550

Season 2 was more canon than the rest of the series to a degree, but the hybrid twileks go against the old established canon fact that twileks and humans could not produce viable offspring, which was stated in multiple media beforehand due to being incompatible (although 2 of those stories were done by Karen Traviss, and she's always been sort of a boner killer, but the X-Wing novels made the same statement beforehand, so she was probably just following that established bit of lore). Then again, the Twilek in that episode could have just undergone genetic modification to allow her to produce viable offspring, but then again that looks like some backwater shit hole planet and she's a lowly farmer, so where exactly she got the credits to undergo that shit is a matter of debate. Then again, was her husband stated to be a human? He could've been a Near-Human whose species was compatible with Twi'leks.


 No.11554

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>>11546

El Chupacabro?


 No.11556>>11573

>>11553

The father wasn't the deserter clone in the clip?


 No.11557

>>11553

So technically with enough breeding cycles, you could, kinky.


 No.11573>>11579

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>>11556

No. She already had kids before they met and hooked up. Can't remember who the father was.

>>11553

>that looks like some backwater shit hole planet and she's a lowly farmer, so where exactly she got the credits to undergo that shit is a matter of debate.

ACSHUAALLLLLLYYYYY,

if we go by SWTOR lore, the AestheTech corp created the easily accessible "AestheTech Appearance Designer" during the Old Republic era which could alter your appearance and even your species (although that last part just may be for in-game mechanics) and it can modify you heavily in many ways. Its like a hairstylist, plastic surgeon, liposucker, body enhancer and geneticist all in one. And the price for using this beauty is only 60 Cartel Coins!

Now let's think of a real world comparison. The average small farmer in the US earns about 10,000 dollarydoos a year. Now let's assume our twilek farmer makes this much every galactic standard year, but let's translate that into credits using the prices seen for food in the 2009 Dining at Dex's Diner article (while not accounting for post-Endor inflation and economic destabilization) as a comparison for exchange (as food is a more easier comparison for me as ship prices and other exchanged good in SW ranges widely in prices, especially when accounting for inflation and the era the stories take place in, and since the menu was made before the Clone Wars took place, its fitting). An order of nerfsteak and gartro eggs costs around 12.5 credits at Dex's Diner and an order of steak and eggs at IHOP's has cost around $11USD for the last few years. So they're basically the same in value, with the implied purchasing power parity (at the time before the Clone Wars and before the Muun fucked up the economy) being around 1.13 Galactic Credits to 1 USD, and considering the age of our farming Twi'lek's children, she would have had to have used the AestheTech redesigner before the Clone Wars so she probably didn't have to endure any unneeded inflation. So, assuming she makes the same as a real world small farmer, 10,000USD translates to about 11,300GC… Oh fuck she'd never be able to afford it… assuming of course she got her change via the black market or some shit, either that or Feloni's a fucking hack. And none of this even puts into account whether or not AestheTech continues to exist by the time of the Clone Wars. They might've gone bankrupt!

OH SHIT, I WASTED SO MUCH TIME WRITING THIS CRAP AND DOING HALF-ASSED MATHOMANCY FOR NOTHING


 No.11579>>11587

>>11573

>while not accounting for post-Endor inflation and economic destabilization

Why would you account for that and not the THREE THOUSAND YEARS between SWTOR and Dex's Diner? Also, is there an exchange rate between Cartel Coins and GC? I assume the former is some bullshit premium currency that you can only buy with real shekels, do they ever cross over in-game?


 No.11582>>11587 >>11589

>>11485 (OP)

It's all made up. There's no discussion to be had because there's no natural laws or phenomenon. The answer can easily be "yes", "no", or "maybe" based on how the writer arbitrarily composes the fiction.


 No.11587

>>11582

You must be a barrel of laughs at parties. Please never come to /tg/ plebfaggot.

>>11579

Oops, forgot that. The exchange rate for a single cartel coin is 1000 credits (more or less). So 60CC would be 60,000GC. Also, the inflation rates during the 3000 years between the periods are almost impossible to determine since they were constantly fluctuating between different eras. But let me just be quick about it and pull random numbers out of my ass and say that if inflation increased, she's never gonna afford no genetic makeover, but if it went down, maybe its around 6000 Credits or so, and I base this on absolutely nothing but a very rough estimate as I don't want to keep wasting time on this.


 No.11589

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>>11582

>(1)

Are you going to act like a wise ass every time a thread like this gets made or are you actually going to try and have a productive conversation for once?


 No.11592>>11597

>>11518

CW was before Disney buyout, so I shall consider it canon. It was pretty damned good.


 No.11594

>>11532

Fucking hell, is that what they did? Why no lekku??? If you're gonna make a hybrid, do it fucking right damnit.


 No.11597>>11613

>>11592

The first season and a good portion of episodes were shit though. Not all of it. It was 50/50. Though there were episodes that were definitely worthy of universal praise, although its only the ones that focus on clones, but even that ended up ending poorly when they threw in that brain chip crap instead of making their betrayal of the jedi a true internal conflict for them but while still putting their loyalty to their government first before their camaraderie with the jedi, like most realistic army stories. Most material before the cartoon handled that internal clone conflict with more depth and there were some who even went as far as disobeying the Republic to save their jedi generals or chose to believe it was simply a mistake so as not to make them feel like they betrayed the purpose of their creation.


 No.11600>>11601 >>11603

>>11550

Jek and Shaeeah weren't the biological children of Cut Lawquane though.


 No.11601>>11603

>>11600

They even outright say it, yet a lot of people always seem to claim they're his kids. Which shouldn't even be possible since these clones are probably as old as the kids.


 No.11603

>>11600

>>11601

Regardless, they are still suppose to be human hybrids.


 No.11605

I remember some stories about clones having kids. Seems weird that the kaminoans didn't bother to disable their ability to reproduce.


 No.11613>>11614 >>11622

>>11597

I actually though the brain chips were great. Clones just getting up and shooting their Jedi Generals at the whim of the Chancellor with maybe only 0.5% even considering going against orders was insanely stupid in pre-TCW canon and most writers fully knew it, which is why so many stories tried so hard to rationalize that idiocy. The Clone Wars was smart enough to not even bother working with that shit and with very good reason. It was not realistic in the least, it was a similar type of stupid to "why didn't Dooku just blurt out that Palpatine was a Sith Lord to Anakin as the former told the latter to kill him", though unfortunately nobody has so far found a way to fix that particular piece of dumbassery.


 No.11614>>11615

>>11613

How so? The clones were breed to be docile and the Chancelor was their legitimate commander in chief. There was no need to chips, the jedi were only a drop in an army of millions upon millions of clones. They were breed and indoctrinated to serve the State not their immediate jedi officers. The idea of a regulation for jedi sedition isn't the trouble.

The thing is how order 66 was delivered. Suddenly a cloaked mystery guy with a ballsack for a face pops in some clone commanders cellphones and said "The time has come, execute order 66" with the clones responding "Yes Milord". That makes not sense. First if i was a clone commander i would ask "Who da fuck are you? How you get in this frequency?"

Second, the whole thing implies some conspiracy between the clones and Palpatine, a whole shebang between them against the jedi.

But that's George Boy writing for you. It's like Gungas Poetry.


 No.11615>>11619 >>11624

>>11614

>how does a stormtrooper know the chancellor is the chancellor

Thanks Mike. Go back to bobbing up and down on JJ’s cut penis.


 No.11616

>>11487 >>11489 thanks for the explanation mates

strange that twileks can reproduce with everyone apparently.

Hutts and Thisspiasian? but okay. I guess I can imagine that somehow.


 No.11619>>11624 >>11625

>>11615

Yes, because Palpatine was a ballsack looking robed mystery man before. Sure.


 No.11622

>>11613

No, because that's what a real army would do. Especially when that was bred solely for combat, you sentimental fuck.


 No.11624>>11625

>>11615

Stop acting like a faggot. RLM are a bunch of hacks who completely dismiss anything positive about the prequels and regularly shit on books and vidya using superficial overviews which are little more than grasping at straws to justify their hate for anything pre-Disney. But that doesn't mean George doesn't deserve to be criticized. He's made countless retarded decisions on a whim, but the prequels are hardly his worse offenses or even that terrible. The whole Brain Chip bullshit concocted by him and Feloni on a whim was just a cheap way for kids to not feel disillusioned by their precious heroes being a part of the harsh reality of war. But as >>11619 said, the entirety of Order 66 was pretty retarded. And TCW even does shit that goes against the continuity of the films. Even Ahsoka's entire existence is only because Lucas wanted someone little kids could relate to, regardless if she doesn't even fit into the story, but waifufags will cream their pants and defend her to death as much as disney sheep defend the trashy nu-SW media. George is a pretentious idiot, and the fact that he actually likes the dumpster fires which are Disney's movies and even personally praised Rian and JJ is all the more proof that he is just as bad. TLJ was even somewhat similar to an idea he had for a sequel movie. George himself is almost as bad as Rian and JJ, ALMOST. George always had a penchant for making bad decisions, but they were still minor compared to the ones he made in the past, and I'm almost inclined to believe that the worst decisions that followed after 2006 was just George getting back at the fans who wouldn't shut up about how awful the prequels were. They had their flaws, but the hatred for them became an obnoxious meme, especially in part due to RLM in recent time, which probably is what forced him to sell. Its a shame, but we can't just pretend George was a saint now. Only thing redeemable about him now is that he's at least not as retarded as JJ, Rian, Kennedy and the other hacks at Disney.


 No.11625>>11637

>>11619

>Yes, because Palpatine was a ballsack looking robed mystery man before. Sure.

Well he was. The Sith Lightning revealed his true face. And Palpatine clearly had voice recognition in the chip not facial recognition.

You manchildren are just looking for reasons to nitpick, and that’s why we have Admiral Holdo now as opposed to a large breasted negress red twilek Sith.

>>11624

>Its a shame, but we can't just pretend George was a saint now.

Considering how often he was accused of truly ridiculous shit like ‘raping childhoods’ I think he’s due a little protection in the other direction.


 No.11637>>11643

>>11625

>negress

TALON IS NOT A NEGRESS YOU BRUTE


 No.11639

!


 No.11643>>11646 >>11651 >>11653

>>11637

WELL SHE SHOULD BE DAMN IT TO HONOR LUCAS BECOMING AN OIL REFINERY.


 No.11646>>11659 >>11673

>>11643

>oil refinery

What now?


 No.11651>>11659 >>11673

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>>11643

>OIL REFINERY

Explain, please.


 No.11653

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 No.11659>>11661

>>11651

>>11646

Not him but hownew.ru? It means he drills for oil. He fucks black women. That's what it means.


 No.11661>>11662 >>11673

>>11659

Got any proofs, O maker of the Holy OS?


 No.11662

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>>11661

Sorry didn't mean to imply that I agreed with his post. I don't know shit about that. I was just surprised that people were confused by the oil refinery joke.


 No.11673>>11675 >>11680 >>11753

>>11661

>>11646

>>11651

Lucas married a sheboon.


 No.11675

>>11673

Well I'll be, you weren't making it up. Still, that's a mulatta, not a sheboon.


 No.11680

>>11673

I'd probably be less miffed about it if she was at least his age, but she's way younger and she's clearly just robbing the grave.


 No.11713

>>11532

Maybe it was forced impregnation?


 No.11753>>11755

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>>11673

>tfw when you marry three women and the only child you have that's yours is from the one that's a nigger


 No.11754

>>11540

>green skin hairless mother results in green hair


 No.11755>>11763

>>11753

Isn't the new one the result of surrogacy? I'm pretty sure George's boys have always been unable to swim. Also the bitch is 43 and he's 74, and she's some economic typhoon who's getting to the top of several businesses. Mark my words, she is going to bleed George's corpse dry and take over what few shits he has left.


 No.11762

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>>11532

>Jacen


 No.11763

>>11755

If she were trying to grab money she never would have let him give the Star Wars billions to charity. That sheboon is loyal.




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