[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / arepa / ausneets / tacos / vg / vichan / zoo ]

/sw/ - Star Wars

The Empire did nothing wrong.
Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


/sw/ sister boards
[ • russia/sw//tv//tg/ • ]

File: d6789d8779cf688⋯.jpg (417.2 KB, 2700x1800, 3:2, rey-in-star-wars-the-last-….jpg)

 No.10193

Why is she so perfect?

 No.10195

Boobless for boobless… I prefer Portman.


 No.10197

>>10193

>that scenery.

It looks like the set of a low-budget full motion video game from the 90s.


 No.10198

>>10197

Also, this isn’t /tv/ fuckwit. Don’t post retard template OPs here.


 No.10199

File: 30b193a43e6999b⋯.mp4 (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Top tier acting.mp4)

>>10193

>there's a picture of Rey Sue on set that doesn't look like a fish with Down syndrome

Well I'll be damned.


 No.10208

File: 36908dd10c749e8⋯.jpg (16.75 KB, 403x403, 1:1, 36908dd10c749e8f888e7b113b….jpg)

Why is she so perfect?


 No.10218

File: e4fe284e36eb6e7⋯.jpg (21.37 KB, 741x530, 741:530, e4fe284e36eb6e77079fd23f2e….jpg)

>>10193

>perfect


 No.10219

File: abea0ed12c78e4a⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 540x257, 540:257, abea0ed12c78e4a235dc0dba89….jpg)


 No.10226

>>10208

She is one of the Chosen. That's why.


 No.10227

File: 198f155b5ac2323⋯.webm (260.21 KB, 1048x448, 131:56, 785.webm)


 No.10229

File: 93df3e2dc3f459e⋯.webm (2.71 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The last round face.webm)


 No.10231

File: e7c602c36c6a61f⋯.jpg (28.85 KB, 833x321, 833:321, flag.jpg)

>>10219

>>"the jewel is in the lotus"

Was George dog whistling and actually woke on HQ (((Hollywood Question)))?


 No.10233

Because she's a Mary Sue.


 No.10238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10233

She's just fighting the evil bad people, who want to …


 No.10242

File: 7fd4555ff1a3fd9⋯.webm (166.81 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sheev says nonono.webm)


 No.10246

>>10193

>Why is she so perfect?

because the numale writers, namely abrams and johnson, have no idea how to actually write women.


 No.10341

>>10195

this x1000

at least herschlag can actually act beyond making doofy faces.


 No.10352

>>10238

"We don't know the force very well"

LMAO!

"She had trouble at the beginning when she started flying the Millenium Falcon"


 No.10354

>>10352

>tfw disniggers still think rey having trouble flying the falcon at first counts as her not being perfect

>had literally never flown the ship before and as far as we knew never interacted with it


 No.10361

>>10193

Because giving women flaws in [current year]+3 is sexist, transphobic, homophobic and islamaphobic.


 No.10386

>>10354

Doesn’t she turn sideways and fly through a canyon at one point? That’s shit only Han or Lando could pull off.


 No.10391

>>10354

>No guys, it's totally realistic for someone who's ridden a tricycle all her life to drive a semi through a demolition derby

>See, she left the parking break on on her first try, so that makes it realistic and she's definitely not a Mary Sue


 No.10423

>>10354

It gets so much worse when you remember that the entirety of both The Farce Awakens and The Last Jedi take place in about a week.


 No.10424

>>10423

>The Farce Awakens

That was honestly a totally unintentional typo. LMAO!


 No.10425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.10426

File: 45f1086b5ebe1f2⋯.jpeg (297.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Malaryush.jpeg)

Because she Mal'ary'ush!


 No.10431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>10386

>Doesn’t she turn sideways and fly through a canyon at one point?

yup, related, starts at 2:30


 No.10434

File: cea00cc5f7fbe35⋯.jpg (19.42 KB, 428x365, 428:365, jack's smile is gone.jpg)

>>10425

When is that TLJ review coming out, E;R?

>>10431

I honestly saw this brought up several times on forums when TFA was released, but all arguments got shut down with "its just a movie", "cuz girls can't fly ships, amiright? Fuck off with your MRA shit" or "she used the force".


 No.10462

>>10434

I hate the "it's just a movie" thing. Don't these people understand context and things making sense within a storyline? If Kenneth Branagh had decided to change the end of Murder On The Orient Express and make the murderer an anthropomorphic pink elephant would people say "it's just a movie"?


 No.10463

>>10434

>"it's just a movie"

I can honestly say that I would hate the Disney films less if the people who enjoy them would just admit that they're pure fanboy-pandering schlock, that scene you linked being a good example. It's neat to see the Falcon pulling off all these crazy maneuvers, but let's not pretend that it makes any kind of narrative sense. People's insistence that the Disney films have any sort of depth or thoughtfulness to them just amplifies my distaste.




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / agatha2 / animu / arepa / ausneets / tacos / vg / vichan / zoo ]