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Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 12:23:11 No.10193

Why is she so perfect?

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 12:28:14 No.10195

Boobless for boobless… I prefer Portman.

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 14:02:40 No.10197

>that scenery.

It looks like the set of a low-budget full motion video game from the 90s.

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 14:09:11 No.10198

Also, this isn’t /tv/ fuckwit. Don’t post retard template OPs here.

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 14:10:01 No.10199

File: 30b193a43e6999b⋯.mp4 (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Top tier acting.mp4)

>there's a picture of Rey Sue on set that doesn't look like a fish with Down syndrome

Well I'll be damned.

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 16:42:10 No.10208

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Why is she so perfect?

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 18:12:52 No.10218

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>perfect

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 18:14:00 No.10219

File: abea0ed12c78e4a⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 540x257, 540:257, abea0ed12c78e4a235dc0dba89….jpg)

yes

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 21:30:03 No.10226

She is one of the Chosen. That's why.

Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 22:11:31 No.10227

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Stormtrooper 02/09/18 (Fri) 23:41:43 No.10229

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Stormtrooper 02/10/18 (Sat) 00:07:18 No.10231

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>>"the jewel is in the lotus"

Was George dog whistling and actually woke on HQ (((Hollywood Question)))?

Stormtrooper 02/10/18 (Sat) 00:39:46 No.10233

Because she's a Mary Sue.

Stormtrooper 02/10/18 (Sat) 04:06:06 No.10238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

She's just fighting the evil bad people, who want to …

Stormtrooper 02/10/18 (Sat) 04:31:38 No.10242

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Stormtrooper 02/10/18 (Sat) 07:14:26 No.10246

>Why is she so perfect?

because the numale writers, namely abrams and johnson, have no idea how to actually write women.

Stormtrooper 02/11/18 (Sun) 19:44:29 No.10341

this x1000

at least herschlag can actually act beyond making doofy faces.

Stormtrooper 02/11/18 (Sun) 23:00:11 No.10352

"We don't know the force very well"

LMAO!

"She had trouble at the beginning when she started flying the Millenium Falcon"

Stormtrooper 02/11/18 (Sun) 23:44:52 No.10354

>tfw disniggers still think rey having trouble flying the falcon at first counts as her not being perfect

>had literally never flown the ship before and as far as we knew never interacted with it

Stormtrooper 02/12/18 (Mon) 01:08:18 No.10361

Because giving women flaws in [current year]+3 is sexist, transphobic, homophobic and islamaphobic.

Stormtrooper 02/12/18 (Mon) 16:48:53 No.10386

Doesn’t she turn sideways and fly through a canyon at one point? That’s shit only Han or Lando could pull off.

Stormtrooper 02/12/18 (Mon) 18:49:52 No.10391

>No guys, it's totally realistic for someone who's ridden a tricycle all her life to drive a semi through a demolition derby

>See, she left the parking break on on her first try, so that makes it realistic and she's definitely not a Mary Sue

Stormtrooper 02/13/18 (Tue) 15:50:51 No.10423

It gets so much worse when you remember that the entirety of both The Farce Awakens and The Last Jedi take place in about a week.

Stormtrooper 02/13/18 (Tue) 15:51:39 No.10424

>The Farce Awakens

That was honestly a totally unintentional typo. LMAO!

Stormtrooper 02/13/18 (Tue) 16:37:36 No.10425

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Relevant.

Stormtrooper 02/13/18 (Tue) 17:47:15 No.10426

File: 45f1086b5ebe1f2⋯.jpeg (297.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Malaryush.jpeg)

Because she Mal'ary'ush!

Stormtrooper 02/13/18 (Tue) 21:21:05 No.10431

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>Doesn’t she turn sideways and fly through a canyon at one point?

yup, related, starts at 2:30

Stormtrooper 02/14/18 (Wed) 00:23:33 No.10434

File: cea00cc5f7fbe35⋯.jpg (19.42 KB, 428x365, 428:365, jack's smile is gone.jpg)

When is that TLJ review coming out, E;R?

I honestly saw this brought up several times on forums when TFA was released, but all arguments got shut down with "its just a movie", "cuz girls can't fly ships, amiright? Fuck off with your MRA shit" or "she used the force".

Stormtrooper 02/14/18 (Wed) 17:08:30 No.10462

I hate the "it's just a movie" thing. Don't these people understand context and things making sense within a storyline? If Kenneth Branagh had decided to change the end of Murder On The Orient Express and make the murderer an anthropomorphic pink elephant would people say "it's just a movie"?

Stormtrooper 02/14/18 (Wed) 17:38:30 No.10463

>"it's just a movie"

I can honestly say that I would hate the Disney films less if the people who enjoy them would just admit that they're pure fanboy-pandering schlock, that scene you linked being a good example. It's neat to see the Falcon pulling off all these crazy maneuvers, but let's not pretend that it makes any kind of narrative sense. People's insistence that the Disney films have any sort of depth or thoughtfulness to them just amplifies my distaste.

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