034834 No.742
Anons, I have a powerful thirst for more Star Trek and I want to know if pic related is worth playing. Does anyone here play it?
I've never played an mmo, so I'm not picky on the finer points and I'm fulling expecting the plots to be stupid, but all I want is to make a qt andorian waifu to dress up and my own space ship to sail around in. The girls in the concept art look cute.
448ad2 No.749
It's okay if you are a trek fan, nothing too amazing though, I only play it during events because I got an LTS years ago which has already paid for itself through funmoney.
Still no playable Cardassians.
aeeeb8 No.756
>>742
Was good before they turned it into Lockboxes Online and destroyed low tier PvP.
497e40 No.757
>>749
>still no playable cardassians
What's the Fucking point then
17d947 No.759
>>757
Making the Federation look good.
034834 No.772
>>756
Crap
>>757
Double crap
Oh well, at least the girls looked cute.
7a8d89 No.775
>>772
They also shunned the Fed-Klingon War in the game and made peace all of the sudden. There was actually a tale of this with a bunch of KDF Players refusing to admit the war was over and waging private war against the Federation, including boarding Earth Space Dock and killing everyone aboard. Others climbing the mountains of Nukara just to kill Feds. Another managed to bring the Borg nanite infection to DS9 and get that station assimilated.
The whole story also is fucked up with KDF actually being the only faction who are right all the time, even tried to warn the Federation about the shit going on and got attacked for it. The Feds also in their arrogance commit war crimes and atrocities all the time, including destroying a Romulan Medical Facility. Literally everything that went wrong in STO would not have happened if the Feds would have just listened to the Klingons.
034834 No.779
>>775
>refusing to admit the war was over and waging private war against the Federation
First thing I've heard about this game that actually sounds like fun.
25c559 No.780
>>779
There was some stuff on /vg/ posted about some oldfag KDF /v/ fleet guys coming on, discovering that /stog/ was full of newfags and ledditors and basically cause a civil war on the /stog/. Supposedly /v/ had a fleet before the Exodus and game went to complete shit that was KDF only and pretty dominating at the game, like the Warbros were on Warframe. There was also a tale of them going full Sieg Zeon on the Federation and even had a player who was a literal Red Comet.
034834 No.784
>>780
>go to /vg/ read latest Star Trek Online thread, a good chunk of it is shitting on Discovery.
7d250f No.792
>>775
>>780
It's good to know you can always count on Star Trek fans to keep the faith, even when the producers let you down.
5a6b2e No.795
>>780
>>792
The only screencap I have saved.
91f685 No.807
>>806
Haven't they stopped playing though?
448ad2 No.809
>>807
Fed fleet Vidya Trek is fairly active during events and deep in the fleet holdings with max in almost everything save for the starbase itself, House of Vid'ya is fucking dead save for myself and maybe a couple stragglers. 99% of the KDF players have been gone for a long time and a bunch of skill rebalances have probably fucked over whatever build that guy used to have. Do not actually start playing now.
034834 No.824
>>809
Party's over, huh? Shame.
Since it's free to play, I might fuck around for a weekend, but since there's nobody else to play with, it probably won't go too far.
448ad2 No.825
>>824
Still some people around, few ended up joining other more advanced KDF fleets but are still able to chat among ourselves through the /v/ custom chat channel.
65eab6 No.931
I kind of want to hear more stories from STO about the "Glory Days" sounds like there was a lot of fun missed out on.
448ad2 No.932
>>931
There used to be a problem with invisible instant death Borg torpedoes, but I haven't heard about it being an issue in a long time.
034834 No.933
>>931
I also want STO story time.
467f84 No.935
>>775
>There was actually a tale of this with a bunch of KDF Players refusing to admit the war was over and waging private war against the Federation, including boarding Earth Space Dock and killing everyone aboard. Others climbing the mountains of Nukara just to kill Feds. Another managed to bring the Borg nanite infection to DS9 and get that station assimilated.
The thought of Benjamin "You Got My Family Killed At Wolf 359, You Bald Honkey!" Sisko getting assimilated pleases my erogenous zones.
>>780
>even had a player who was a literal Red Comet.
What, like the Green Lanterns' Mogo the Planet? They had a character that was a celestial body?
>Searched for "star trek red comet"
>Got a Gates McFadden glamor pic
>>795
>mfw
>>933
Me too! Me too!
034834 No.944
>>935
>even had a player who was a literal Red Comet.
I think they mean this guy, Char Aznable, from Gundam. His title is Red Comet.
25f2dd No.947
>>931
>>933
>>935
>More Stories
I just saw this on /vg/
>>>/vg/25850
>>944
Judging by stories I've heard I would not be surprised. Especially when the devs went lockbox crazy and gave KDF some Fed Consoles to play with which would let some ships keep their power levels above 100 constantly and move insanely fast.
7d250f No.955
>>947
Holy shit. Why haven't I been watching Gundam all these years?
3e85b0 No.958
>>955
The bad usually outweighs the good.
b7c763 No.959
>>947
>Someone posts a story
>Fedfag gets irreversibly butthurt
Wish there was more smug Orion girls out there for this.
467f84 No.967
>>944
Thanks. I'm a novice weeb and I haven't gotten around to Gundam, yet.
>>947
>PM him asking him how?
>Get a polite response
And then the fedfags call him names and whine and bitch and moan. If the Gorn is anything like me, he would probably have taken them under his green, scaly wing if they'd been polite to him like the storyteller was. Instead they acted like little bitches and got devoured. There's a lesson there, but they'll never learn it, which is "There's a time and a place for shit-talk."
>>959
>Someone got paid to airbrush subtle green and yellow shading for hours on that ass, those breasts, that face, those hips, them legs, etc.
>mfw I'd pay them
5a6b2e No.978
>>967
Judging from my experience of STO this isn't too far fetched. Actually am thinking right now if I know the guy. Fed players had that special streak of arrgoance reddit about them that will bitch and complain unless you do exactly as they say and complain about you if they start shit they can't finish.
Why I remember now why the old /v/idya pre exodus faction played KDF exclusively.
467f84 No.981
>>978
>Fed players had that special streak of arrgoance reddit about them that will bitch and complain unless you do exactly as they say and complain about you if they start shit they can't finish.
Now I want to be a brave Klingon warrior, drinking prune juice and eating gummi worms while repeated spamming the "fire disruptors" key.
81a83c No.998
>>935
>search star trek red comet to see which gates pic it was get pic related instead
467f84 No.1000
>>998
>throwing the fight to give his leader a confidence boost
>Martok didn't win with honor
>A p'tauk rules the Empire where a strong Klingon once stood.
Fuck you, Mr. Worf, you've wesleyed up, again.
That warsong, tho
>>998
>Chakotay beefcake photo
You have murdered my sides without honor, Mr. anon.
b7c763 No.1012
>>998
I think that's a new banner. Someone edit this!
034834 No.1034
I finally had a block of free time big enough to download STO and get to playin'. But despite all the warnings from you guys that Klingons were the superior faction, the lure of a qt Andorian waifu proved too much for a creature of weakness such as myself and I picked the Federation.
The tutorial started with my character graduating Star Trek highschool, hitting the bar, and reporting for duty as the first officer on a training cruise. It was a short trip from Earth to Vulcan, the heart of the Federation. My ship should have been as safe as a babe in its mother's arms but, in a move I think might be a subtle aknowledgement by the devs that the Federation sucks, it got ambushed by Klingons two minutes out.
My drunk crew had to fend off Klingon boarding parties. This was fun.
The captain, who's terrible judgement thought I'd make a good first officer despite not knowing how to fire a phaser the day I graduated from the Academy, was killed and now I'm the captain.
A real ship comes along and upon hearing that I'm a drunk highschool grad just accepts that I'm the legit captain and wants to go on adventures - I HAVE A GAPING FUCKING HOLE IN MY SHIP, I'M AN UNQUALIFIED IDIOT, MY CREW IS DRUNK, BUT WHO CARES, THE USS KHITOMER ISN'T ANSWERING THE PHONE LET'S GO. My god, the Federation sucks.
On the plus side, I spent 45 minutes making my Andorian waifu, so she's pretty cute and I got a free Khan outfit I don't know how to access (I hope it's the good Khan). But alas, I don't see a bright future for the tipsy incompetents of the USS Current Year.
2082d5 No.1035
>>1034
>Picking an Andorian Waifu
You disgust me.
2082d5 No.1037
>>1036
>Not going for Deep Dark Orion booty
You're missing out. Also Andorian bitches be crazy
5a6b2e No.1039
>>1036
>>1037
>Not making a Gorn Waifu
Sorry niggas you are both wrong
467f84 No.1040
>>1034
>My ship should have been as safe as a babe in its mother's arms but, in a move I think might be a subtle aknowledgement by the devs that the Federation sucks, it got ambushed by Klingons two minutes out.
Okay, fuck it, I've got to try this masterpiece out.
034834 No.1041
>>1037
>Andorian bitches be crazy
Sadly, no matter which species, the pretty ones are always crazy.
467f84 No.1042
>>1041
>Sadly, no matter which species, the pretty ones are always crazy.
Even the Vulcans.
By the way, has any work ever mentioned if Spock was up before a tribunal for mindraping pic 1 in front of the entire bridge crew?
034834 No.1043
>>1040
I was only able to play for a bit, but the sense that the Federation as an organization simply does not have its shit together was almost overwhelming at times.
467f84 No.1044
>>1034
>THE USS KHITOMER
Fucking hellfire.
>the USS Current Year.
Was the Captain's name Oliver or Trudeau?
467f84 No.1045
>>1043
Doing a search for it now. I wonder if you're allowed to have a Fed ship full of rebel Vulcans?
>"Why are you firing on us?!"
>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Vulcan children. It is only logical."
034834 No.1048
>>1044
>the USS Current Year.
I picked that name as a joke, but considering we're flying around the vaccuum of space blithely ignoring the giant holes in our ship that'll kill us if the power fails for a second and we lose shields, it's kinda apt.
034834 No.1050
>>1042
I'm sure some high ups somewhere decided the ends justified the means. What happens in Starfleet stays in Starfleet.
034834 No.1051
>>1045
Startrekonline.com
Have fun.
27f3b2 No.1055
>>1043
It's an accurate portrayal of the Federation and it only gets worse
467f84 No.1057
>>1048
Far, far too apt, I'm afraid.
>>1051
I think I'll name mine the USS Sarkeesian
>half the players are gunning for me
>other half are offering to be my human shields and donating wicked amounts of weapons
448ad2 No.1060
There is a /v/ chat channel that anyone can join, just right click the chat tab and go to channels, join /v/. Still used to this day by whoever still plays.
034834 No.1062
>>1055
It gets worse? God damn. Getting ambushed by Klingons between Earth and Vulcan was like getting mugged at the end of your own driveway.
034834 No.1064
>>1057
>I think I'll name mine the USS Sarkeesian
USS Bananas Wu
USS Five Guys
USS Wife's Son
This has possibilities.
27f3b2 No.1065
>>1062
What's worse was that the Klingons were trying to warn you about a Species 8472 infilitrator and were right
034834 No.1066
>>1065
!!!
Is it that ugly girl that keeps following me around?
27f3b2 No.1067
>>1066
Yup
Feds also defend this
27f3b2 No.1068
>>1067
Also by ugly girl I presume you mean Ambassador Sokketh?
467f84 No.1073
>>1064
>tfw giving yourself a field-promotion to Shitlord.
034834 No.1089
>>1068
I mean this girl, Flores. I've only just made it to earthdock and I'm trying to figure out how to change my clothes. Not Garak is being less than helpful.
448ad2 No.1094
>>1089
Every faction gets a free purple quality boff now, be thankful you aren't cursed with Tovan like the Romulans are.
a60ffb No.1099
>>1089
You've already been to P'Jem and still playing Feds? Your funeral anon honestly. Pretty much the entire Fed-Klingon War Arc is summed as "Klingons were right about everything, Feds being complete dicks about everything, Klingons as usual having to step up and try and save the Alpha Quadrant from an invader that everyone can plainly see yet Feds have their heads so far up their ass to care about
034834 No.1116
>>1099
What can I say, I've worked with the government so maybe I've built up a tolerance for head-up-ass behavior.
To be honest though, I'm wrestling with the twin demons of mmo ignorance and ADHD, so I wanted to keep things simple until I figure out how to do this shit, then I'm gonna go Klingon.
5a6b2e No.1117
>>1116
>Not wanting to fist fight literally daemons in hell
Like you don't even want fun.
7d250f No.1119
>>1099
Can you join the Maquis in this game?
448ad2 No.1121
>>1119
The Maquis were completely wiped out during the Dominion War, this is 35 years after the war ended.
7d250f No.1122
>>1121
Bah! Anywhere the Federation betrays its citizens and its principles, there will be those who answer the call for FREEDOM!
>tfw no maquis flag option
448ad2 No.1123
>>1122
Because the Maquis a shit.
b00cb2 No.1129
>>1119
>>1121
>>1122
>>1123
>The Federation routinely gets duty officer missions where they put down Rebellions with force
>Klingons get missions where they send missions to send aid out to these Federation Separatists
It is only a matter of time before they return.
By all rights in STO the Federation should have had a Civil War by how it was written.
781b47 No.1133
I remember taking a shuttle into Kerrat PvP at lvl 50 and taking out players by performing a Phaser Beam Overload as I launch a Bio Neural Torpedo Kind of hilarious considering the Torpedo fired was larger than the shuttle
034834 No.1138
>>1123
They were a cool idea, they just had a crappy name and shit characters.
5a6b2e No.1141
>>1138
They were kind of forgotten about and sort of half assed. Think they were meant to be important part of Voyager but again they kind of did fuck all with that. The only part where they would have meaning was when they were supposed to join the Klingon Empire which would have been cool but that was scrapped.
034834 No.1142
>>1141
The more cynical part of me wonders if it was just too easy to make the Maquis a sympathetic, believable antagonist faction and they had to half-ass the whole thing so the audience wouldn't get redpilled on the Federation.
5a6b2e No.1144
>>1142
It was more a case of they had an idea but never fleshed it out, then got distracted by other things i.e. the Dominion that they pretty much forgot the Maquis existed. The Maquis supposedly were developed for Star Trek Voyager, not DS9 and we all know how important the Maquis arc was in Voyager.
7d250f No.1150
>>1144
Didn't they first show up in TNG?
5a6b2e No.1152
>>1150
Yes but Voyager was planned around 1993 and wasn't aired till 95.
467f84 No.1168
>>1138
>Eddington
>The only Canadian in the future, and he's a traitor
>Still, he managed to stay ahead of Cisco for quite awhile.
Forgot all about him. His "lucky loonie" comment nearly sent me into an autistic howl.
>>1121
>The Maquis were completely wiped out during the Dominion War, this is 35 years after the war ended.
Seems like it's high time to make a new one, no?
353dbb No.1169
>>1168
With whom? the human colonists largely got wiped out by the Jem'Hadar before the dominion war started. And Cardassia got fucked big time at the end of the dominion war. Probably isn't a whole lot of tension in the DMZ between the Federation and Cardassia after all that.
034834 No.1170
>>1169
>got wiped out
Martyred. If the Federation pours too much aid into reconstructing Cardassia (in their own image) some bumfuck colonies that got hit bad during the war might be pissed that they don't get first crack at those resources.
d600da No.1171
The Maquis are the single most destructive thing ever to happen to the Federation and the writers never got quite series the issue actually was. Essentially they were separatists, they left the Federation. That alone is more devastating to a faction than any foreign aggressor as while your people may be united against a foreign invader if it is pulling apart from within that is a sign your whole Empire is about to collapse or face civil war. The Maquis was meant to divide the loyalties of Starfleet and at one point the Starfleet was at odds with the Federation as a whole how to deal with them.
The Maquis may have been wiped out, but you will be damned certain the families and friends of those who had fallen will not forget nor forgive those who let them perish and that list of targets does include the Federation. That is going to leave a generation if not generations with bitter resentment towards the Federation especially around that region of space who will see them as tyrants rather than acknowledge them as their government. You would be naive to think otherwise.
Anyone writer worth their salt would have recognized this yet everyone fails to grasp the scope of the situation. A post Dominion War scenario would have what was formerly the DMZ steadily increasing it's anti-Federation sentiment to the point they would rise up and declare independence. It would become a rebellious state that the Starfleet would have to put down with force and that would literally spark the Federation Civil War as no doubt Captains with friends/family in that region along with sympathizers would refuse to follow orders and probably form a militia to combat Federation forces. It would gain even greater scale when the Starfleet faces a morale dilemma since if they follow orders they are allowing the Federation to become essentially a Tyrannical Empire but if they don't then it shatters the very fabric and foundation of the Federation. As soon as the Federation gave those colonies over to the Cardassians not only did they fail their people but it sparked the seeds of an unavoidable Civil War.
tl;dr version: The Maquis should have lead to the Federation's equivalent of the US Civil War.
5a6b2e No.1172
Wait don't the Maquis have cloaking devices for their ships via Klingon Aid? Wouldn't that stand to reason that they could have gone into real hidding?
034834 No.1173
>>1171
I've given up hope of ever getting something decent on the tv, and movies are just too short to do this story justice, but this story would make an awesome book series.
If, you know, actually written by a good writer and not that Peter David guy.
aeeeb8 No.1180
>>1173
Shame all Trek Books are absolute terrible fan fiction tier.
467f84 No.1186
>>1173
>tfw I've spread the gospel of "Fuck Peter David!" to new believers.
467f84 No.1187
>>1169
>With whom? the human colonists largely got wiped out by the Jem'Hadar before the dominion war started. And Cardassia got fucked big time at the end of the dominion war. Probably isn't a whole lot of tension in the DMZ between the Federation and Cardassia after all that.
I was thinking within the confines of the Star Trek Online.
78dd6c No.1197
>>1187
Feds players would be butthurt beyond belief if the Maquis were a KDF subfaction as they should be
448ad2 No.1202
>>1197
KDF players got rather butthurt when the feds were given access to battle cloaks on some ships, which more often than not requires wasting console space with a cloaking device or a console from a ship only obtainable via an attack wing figure that has a promo code.
Wave 27 Enterprise-E comes with a code for a T6 Command Sovereign which has the 3rd console for the full Sovereign set that allows it to fucking battle cloak.
776944 No.1203
>>1202
>Feds
>Cloaking devices
What sort of lorerape is this? Did they just decide "Nah we'll ignore all the treaties that prohibit us from developing cloaking devices!"
I thought the whole premise of Feds not developing them was that if they did they would go to war with Romulans? I don't care if they lost their fucking homeworld, losing ones capital doesn't necessary mean the end of an Empire, especially considering the fucking Imperial Navy would still be there
448ad2 No.1204
>>1203
The Defiant and the Future Enterprise-D had cloaks. Plus Sela already decided to go to war the the Federation because of the supernova, so the treaty might as well be voided.
776944 No.1205
>>1204
>Le Defiant
The Defiant had it under loan from the Romulans and that was an alternative timeline. When it got destroyed the "new" Defiant had no cloaking device.
>Entershit D alt timeline
Doesn't mean shit.
Plus just spotted this from the game's own lore.
http://archive.is/b3xZp
So in short, Federation by all accounts should NOT have cloaking devices.
776944 No.1206
>>1205
I completely fugged up the formatting of this post somehow.
What i meant to say is the Defiant had a cloak on loan from the Romulans it was only supposed to use in the Gamma Quadrant.
The alt universe future timeline shit Galaxy doesn't mean shit.
And that STO doesn't even abide by it's own lore that states that for Federation ships to have cloaking devices is illegal.
https://sto.gamepedia.com/Accolade/Lore#Volume_16
Just clicked the archive link and it was fucked
467f84 No.1209
>>1207
>>1208
Shit. Didn't realize that /strek/ didn't automatically kill the link. Copy and paste, crew.
034834 No.1378
>>1208
I watched a 20 minute video on that and all the fucker did was sit in a chair and poke at menus with his crazy bent hands. Looked pretty, but dull as all hell. Have to agree with the article - it's a tech demo, nothing more.
8572e6 No.1380
its ok, i used to have a whole team of Ayys (custom made aliens with the character creator) driving a Science vessel called the USS.Believe
fun times, but most Cryptic games became crap eventually, so be prepared for the evntual grind
5b96c6 No.2831
You anons missed out on some epic times on STO with the KDF. In particular there was this one anon on a Science Toon who /bane/posted his way through the Borg Collective. He played as a Joined Trill Science Toon who could tank like crazy, completely drain ships of power and pretty much immune to Borg tech, while dressed like CIA carrying a sword. Some things I remember off the top of my head
>"When your ship is nothing but ashes, then you have my permission to have shields!"
>"Assimilation and nanites are powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are initiated aren't we Borg?"
>"Ah yes I was wondering what would break first, your shields or your weapons?"
<"What is the plan?"
>"Crashing this collective, with no survivors!"
>You assimilate like a hive mind with nothing held back, admirable, but mistaken!"
He was actually pretty good and could deal with the final boss of Cure Elite solo. Guess he was too much of a Big Guy for the Borg to handle
467f84 No.2856
>>2831
>Joined Trill Science Toon
What's a Toon?
78dd6c No.2857
>>2856
>Not knowing what "Toons" are
Slang term for player characters in case you really don't know
51b500 No.3120
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>795
>Was wondering how the fuck a bird of prey was going to take on 5 Fed Cruisers?
>tfw im a feddie shitter and still enjoy these stories
51b500 No.3121
>>1206
Since cloacking devices are illegal in Feddie ships, does that mean that my Tier 6 Assault cruiser with its full console set is double illegal?
https://sto.gamepedia.com/Starfleet_Assault_Cruiser_Technology_Set#Console_-_Universal_-_Incremental_Phase_Cloaking_Device
>Set has both a Incremental Phase Cloaking Device and as a three item set skill Battle cloak, which can only be found on Birds of prey and Romulan ships
51b500 No.3122
>>2831
>Was wearing clothes like CIA
Well darn, for a moment i thought it was this guy.
aeeeb8 No.3128
>>3121
You're just proving that the Federation are liars and dishonorable.
e47f1b No.3135
>>3128
>implying any deal made with a bunch of knife-ears to straight up not develop powerful tech was ever fair in the first place
5a6b2e No.3154
>>3135
If you are retarded to make such a deal you should at least abide by it.
9402b5 No.3160
>>3120
Here. Deny those jewtube faggots some money.
9402b5 No.3162
>>2857
>Slang term for player characters in case you really don't know
I didn't. Thanks.
b96257 No.3176
>>3162
It's slang for faggots though.
The correct term is "avatar."
78dd6c No.3178
>>3176
No anon, that is a faggot term as well. The correct term is waifu bait
51b500 No.3400
51b500 No.3512
Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!
d9d013 No.3519
448ad2 No.3660
The Borg are weak to CQC.
df1ba2 No.3689
>>3512
Saving up those fleet credits for those elite fleet phasers fam, can't wait
ef367d No.3713
>>3689
Isn't the meta geared towards AP or Dis sets at the moment?
In my experience the single best thing you get from the fleet is the Vulnerability Locator Tactical Consols from the spire.
d600da No.4171
I fucking hate Anti-proton with a vengeance. Only retards think Anti-proton is any good when in reality the only class that can actually push it to it's full potential is Tac. When they got rid of all the other anti-borg weapons I got beyond pissed..
d7641e No.4180
d7641e No.4181
>>1034
> I HAVE A GAPING FUCKING HOLE IN MY SHIP, I'M AN UNQUALIFIED IDIOT, MY CREW IS DRUNK
To be fair, this is pretty much every day as a Klingon officer
21aa77 No.4192
>>4181
Minus the unqualified idiot part that is accurate assessment of a Klingon Crew. Say what you like about Klingons but they actually get shit done and keep their ships running despite being absolutely intoxicated most of the time.
d1cdaa No.4196
>>4192
>keep their ships running despite being absolutely intoxicated most of the time
>implying Klingon fleet protocols don't require officers to drink proportional to rank while on duty
a klingon captain must be absolutely slooshed at all times and ready to meet any challenge
8b2d7b No.4202
>>4192
>Minus the unqualified idiot part
That's much more of a Starfleet trait. Seriously, there's not a faction in the galaxy that fucks up more than the Federation.
>Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Ferengi, etc.
<"Oh shit, we got caught in a spacial anomaly! Better send out a subspace message to warn others not to come here."
>Starfleet
<"Sir, i'm detecting an unidentified spacial anomaly."
<"Take us in, ensign. Full impulse. Dead center."
If the Federation didn't constantly recruit new alien races into their ranks like they did, they would be gone in a year, maybe two.
8a3c47 No.4203
>>4202
A few notes:
>Klingons
<A spacial anomoly? Shoot it!
>Romulans, cardassians
<A spacial anomoly… How can we weaponize it?
>Ferengi
<A spacial anomoly, let's set up a beacon and when the Federation's ship is immobilized from poking it we'll steal all their shit
I think the idea behind the show though is that human curiosity is what keeps the Federation cutting-edge; that a few casualties here and there are worth the knowledge gained from delving into the unknown. The writers might be biased, though, because if the Federation wasn't so willing to put their lives on the line for dumb shit they wouldn't have a show.
8b2d7b No.4207
>>4203
That's a good point. I also think that's why so many alien races ended up liking the Federation. They may not always do the smartest thing, but diving head first into the great unknown takes balls.
fd3332 No.4217
>>4203
>Klingons shoot a spacial anomoly
Reminder that only the Klingons decided to have a go at engaging V'ger despite it being 82 AU in size.
d7641e No.4220
>>4192
No, Ch'gren, just because you punched out the last helmsman does not mean that you are more qualified to pilot this noble Qaw'dun.
You are a chef, get back in the galley and feed the Targs!
014609 No.4281
>>4202
I just figured they marked for scientific and exploration vessels, you know, the type of thing we only see the Feddies using. Everyone else is bring mainline Warships to the table.
So yeah, no wonder a dedicated warship has those policies.
And its not like wed ever get to frequently see Romulan or Klingon exploration vessels.
014609 No.4291
>>1171
Yep. And there was that other colony too, which openly left and abandoned technology and went Luddite.
But the Maquis only happened because the Federation were too cucked to enforce fucking treaties. The best part was that it wasnt anti human, or anti Vulcan. It was anti every Feddie citizen. All of them, without prejudice. All because they refused to call out the Cardassians on there bullshit.
The Maquis never would have even considered open revolt had Starfleet did its fucking job.
Then again, the Maquis have so many similarities to Colonial Americans that it sent chills down the writers spine, so they cucked out and had them slaughtered. Too bad, the idea and threat of the Maquis remains, and it will force the Federation to forever back up any treaty they sign with armed force
014609 No.4292
>>1203
Yeah, and any ship with warp capability and transporters can double as an evacuation boat.
And yet somehow, 90% of the Klingon budget being sunk into warships is a negative for this….
b0f53a No.4324
>>4281
We actually funny enough did get to see a few Romulan scout ships and whenever Klingons send an exploration vessel it happens to take the form of nothing less than an Attack Cruiser.
**Klingon policy to ship usage is hilarious as in order to deter any assaults on their freighters they tend to use old warships which gives any would be pirate a question "Does it, or does it not have it's weapons systems intact?"
5ec7ce No.4348
>>795
I remember back when the game first came out, like that first year or so, KDF was pozzed to hell and back and had to rely on PVP to level, and nobody ever played PVP. So I ened up in a match all by myself against 3 feds, and god dammit I held my ground. After the match one of them wanted a screencap with my ship and his and congratulated me.
5ec7ce No.4350
>>1064
I named mine the USS Splat2oon but painted it green and purple. My captains name is Vivian. One time another player caught the reference and unloaded on me in chat, it was funny as hell.
5ec7ce No.4352
>>4350
Actually I think it's named the USS Splat2n, no Os
77d97b No.4359
>>4348
Feds don't know how to fight, it wasn't unusual for KDF players to take on 5 or more Fed players and win.
0e5134 No.4379
>>4350
>I named mine the USS Splat2oon but painted it green and purple. My captains name is Vivian. One time another player caught the reference and unloaded on me in chat, it was funny as hell.
I don't suppose you saved that?
c8cab9 No.4383
20% off services + bonus Zen with each Zen purchase this weekend.
Going to get some more Bridge Officers and some Master Keys, what about you all?
1ae065 No.4395
>>4383
Well I finally decided to splurge on one of the Orion cruisers, so we're getting a ship sale next week and a T6 Orion cruiser the week after that knowing my luck.
0e5134 No.4416
>>4383
>pic
Man, that's adorable. I miss my kids being that age.
ae7032 No.4441
>>4383
Me and my wife are trying for a kid now, we are totally doing things like this
0e5134 No.4443
>>4441
I have the ulitmate pro-tip for you that I pass on to all new fathers: change the diapers.
<"Well no shit, sherlock."
Ha ha, no, seriously, be the diaper guy. Don't just do it when the wife's ready to drown the little darlings in the bathtub, actually proactively volunteer to do it. This has two net benefits:
1. The wife will take literal bullets for you until the kid is finally using the toilet
2. Many babies disdain the plebs that are their fathers (screaming like banshees and not wanting you near them) because they have a bond with mum from the womb, the boobs, and the cleaning. You can't do anything about the first two, but you can usurp your way into the third spot by being the young master's Servant of the Babywipes.
I first noticed that the little monkey actually smiled at me after I changed his diaper, one time. So I decided to experiment. "No, dear, I'll handle it. You just sit there and milk the labor some more." The wife was happy, and bragging to her friends about what a thoughtful husband I was. This made her less likely to play the labor trump card. It didn't stop, mind you, but it greatly increased. The kid, meanwhile, came to associate me with "bum no feel squishy-burning." He was actually happy to see me after the associations were made. Plus, the post-change playing didn't hurt, either. Letting him grab my nose, me making silly faces or playing peekaboo, etc., also made for an excellent bonding experience.
Trust me. It works on boys and girls.
4348e8 No.4627
>>4443
>Come to /strek/
>Get good honest parenting tips
I am not sure what I expected on this board.
4407a2 No.4637
>>4627
Porn and waifu discussion? That's what I expected. The waifu discussion is good, but the serious lack of porn is disappointing. I mean there's teeny tiny drips of porn here and there, but not nearly enough to even give me a boner.
95cb81 No.4646
>>4637
Trust me do not look up R34 Trek porn, it is highly disturbing. especially the stuff about Nelix
e227b1 No.4684
>>4646
Seconded. Nearly everything I've seen involves seven foot tall monster women fucking each other with cocks the size of a police truncheon.
I just want some sexy Star Trek porn with cute alien girls with nice squishy boobs, dammit.
4407a2 No.4721
>>4646
>>4684
Really? I thought there would be all sorts of Andorian and Orion cuties.
00d3e0 No.4722
File: ad754718dd604b3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.13 KB, 550x519, 550:519, The Last Temptation of Pic….jpg)
>>4721
>Really? I thought there would be all sorts of Andorian and Orion cuties.
You'd be wrong, but the Jadzia, trill porn is pretty amazing.
21cad6 No.4727
>>4722
That's fucking hilarious. I literally laughed out loud. Probably woke up half the family.
86c82d No.4738
>>4727
Yeah, sure. "Laughing" is the noise you make after you cum…
7d56dd No.4751
>>1042
>>1050
yeah that scene doesn't exactly hold-up under current year conditions. That said, this image belongs in the banner thread. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.
also, her uniform's division colors on the shoulder strap don't match her undershirt
00d3e0 No.4755
>>4751
>also, her uniform's division colors on the shoulder strap don't match her undershirt
You want uniform continuity? Impossible to please some people.
<not as bad as when RotJ put the wrong rank insignia on all the Imperial officers for the majority of the movie
10c1b6 No.5746
New mission with a new set began today. Last piece should be up 2 weeks from now.
729d20 No.5762
>>5746
Don't forget the TNG era phaser rifle.
5a11d1 No.5801
>>5762
Tell me about your Andorian, why does she wear the mask? And why is she a Fed? That's a paddling offense don't you know anon? :^)
556852 No.6018
Shame you can't let the Federation die in this MMO.
729d20 No.6020
>>5801
Andorians can only be feds.
She's also a TOS Andorian temporally displaced from the 23rd century due to Daniels putting her in temporal witness protection with a fake death at the Battle of Caleb IV after taking on the entire Klingon fleet (which included Kor).
729d20 No.6037
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY POST? CODEMONKEY!
1ae065 No.6061
>>6020
Well you've got all the bits you need to make an Andorian-proxy Alien for the KDF and Roms
407e5a No.6072
>>6020
>Not wanting to die in battle
>Not offering to suck Kor's dick
You disgust me and are a complete disgrace to strek
46eca6 No.6078
>>6072
>offering to suck Kor's dick
>calling others disgusting
Buttbandits have no honour. It's Kahless and Lukara, not Kahless and Alexander.
e4afa0 No.6100
>>6072
>>6078
>No shit on Kor's dick
>No blood on his knife either
>>6083
Kek
cb072f No.6125
>>4637
Come to think of it, are there any sci fi series that aren't anime with good porn?
729d20 No.6132
>>6072
I TRIED TO DIE IN GLORY BUT DANIELS DIDN'T LET ME!
77d97b No.6141
>>6132
Did you leave shit on Kor's dick at least?
729d20 No.6143
>>6141
I boarded his ship and killed a bunch of his crew in order to disable their tractor beam to free my own ship, also had to beat up Kor who was talking with that shadowy future fucker from ENT and some of those vampires from the ENT Nazi episode.
08f77c No.6145
>>6143
>Beating up Kor
>Kor taking shit from Shadow Fucker and Nazi Vampires
What?
729d20 No.6147
>>6145
They were trying to get him to join their side of the temporal cold war.
Luckily the fight stopped that from happening.
08f77c No.6155
>>6147
That seems pretty damned retarded Kor would get Kang and Koloth to kick their shit in
729d20 No.6165
>>6155
The vampire fucks tried to give Kor the keys to controlling the Doomsday Machine, but he refused because that shit ain't honorable and only a petaQ would use such a machine.Which is why the Romulans accepted their offer of the planet killing cone of death.
08f77c No.6177
>>6165
>There is a story from DS9 about Kor, Kang and Koloth fighting off a horde of Romulans in a Volcanic Wasteland next to a river of blood
If that isn't a mission on STO they really missed out.
f7a5bc No.6178
>>6083
lol
>>6125
The uncensored first episode of Stargate had Carter topless in a locker room. That was pretty sweet.
46eca6 No.6197
>>6178
>The uncensored first episode of Stargate had Carter topless in a locker room.
No it doesn't.
b6164c No.6204
>>757
You can make a Cardassian as the character editor has all the parts required for it, but your character profile will just read Alien as there isn't a racial trait preset for Cardassians right now.
It's rumored that next year with the Dominion update that Cardassians may finally get a racial trait preset or possibly their own faction a la Romulan Republic.
46eca6 No.6209
>>6204
>You can make a Cardassian as the character editor has all the parts required for it
When I was testing out the game that's what I did. Turned out fairly close, she looked cute enough. I wanted to play long enough to get a Cardassian ship but the game was so boring and pay-to-win/unlock I gave up after like 60 to 70 hours. Who the fuck would make a Star Trek game without a Cardassian? Or even Dominion faction? Like who the fuck wants to play the """Romulan Republic"""" at all? Should've died after they released it and everyone figured out they rushed an unfinished Klingon campaign.
I just wanted to fight Klingon's for the Union to regain territory lost before the Dominion showed up.
95cb81 No.6234
>>6209
It's Starfleet Online Goyim, the Federation are the Gud Goys! Now buy some Lobi Crystals from the Quark Emporium and some keys for Lock Boxes!
The lore raped the Romulans and Cardassians from being a true imposing force, Dominion should have been their own faction but keeping to themselves. Ferengi Merchants should have been a playable faction but the game is too Federation orientated to be of use for that
10c1b6 No.6249
>>6204
Lets hope they include Jem'Hadar, Vorta and breen. They already have all the assets for all 4 races, minus their new uniforms.
The main problem though is, what to do for ships. All their iconic ships are already lockbox and lobi ships.
So while I hope this is the case, realisticly they are just going to add cardies to the number of races you can play as in the other factions, rather than make them their own, in the Romulan style. Less work that way, and craptic always seem to favor the lazy approach. Just look at how the iconian war played out.
af443f No.6250
>>6249
Simples, they will introduce shitty versions of their lockbox ships and insist you buy upgrades for them for zen.
10c1b6 No.6256
>>6250
I doubt it. Every other playable faction has all their iconic ships among the free level up ships.
89d3d7 No.6257
>>6256
>Every other playable faction has all their iconic ships among the free level up ships.
Sorry that gave me a good chuckle, considering the Federation alone has to pay for the Nebula, Oberth, Excelsior and Constellation classes as prime examples.
10c1b6 No.6260
>>6257
Galaxy, voyager and defiant are all part of the free ships.
3c2949 No.6261
>>6260
So is a bowl of shit, but you don't see people crawling out for one.
77d97b No.6262
>>6260
>Implying that the Excelisor isn't the best Fedship
You have shit taste anon
10c1b6 No.6263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6262
>Best ship
Did they ever fix the engine or is it supposed to cough and sputter when you turn it on?
77d97b No.6264
>>6263
>Ship is always sabotaged
How goes your Search for Cock?
3c2949 No.6265
>Suddenly turning into a shifu discussion
I think we should retreat to the comfy ship thread where we can all agree the Constellation is shit
0e5134 No.6287
>>6263
>Miguel Ferrer at helm
There's your problem right there.
Just went looking for a pic and found out he died back in January.
00d3e0 No.6295
>>6287
>Just went looking for a pic and found out he died back in January.
I went looking to confirm this because I didn't remember hearing about it, only 61, cancer is a bitch, and found this in related.
'Twin Peaks,' 'Alien' and 'Pretty in Pink' star Harry Dean Stanton dead at 91
10c1b6 No.6827
https://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/10644254
New specialization comming, Miracle Worker.
Its an engineer specialisation that lets you heal ships and give them buffs, just like engineers.
I think its safe to say that they have run out of ideas for specialisations at this point.
0e5134 No.6828
>>6295
Fucking hell. If David Lynch packs it in, there goes the last of my pleasure through the medium of television.
eda81d No.8100
I've played STO a bit on my D'deridex Warbird.
The only good thing about this game is that I can play a super-hot Romulan babe.
87c7fc No.8102
>>8100
Making STO waifus is pretty much the game's strongest point. Nice Romulan, btw.
dcd2cf No.8265
>An old mmo
Dang that makes me feel old. I never played it but wanted too. Seems like it only came out 5 years ago, but I guess it's closer to 8.
Sucks getting old when the years feel like months. How do I change this?
00d3e0 No.8268
>>8265
>Sucks getting old when the years feel like months. How do I change this?
If we go by the chan browsing like Lt. Anon, then months will seem like minutes.
Absorbing so much irrelevant information is strenuous on the mind, we'll be lucky to live another 10 years.
2e6a59 No.8757
TZENKETHI DID NOTHING WRONG EXTERMINATUS ALL THE CRYSTALS
f0e66e No.8764
I wonder how much of a bump STO is getting from STD
>might give this a try. Can't be any worst then Eve online.
4407a2 No.8777
>>8764
> Can't be any worst [sic] then [sic] Eve online.
What's wrong with EVE? It has a pretty steep learning curve, but it's a damn fun game. I only quit because it was taking over my life.
f0e66e No.8810
>>8777
the main problem with eve is that it isn't a game its a second job for space epeen. (and 12 years old and showing it, etc).
86c82d No.8813
>>8764
>STD
Oh God… that only makes me wonder how much longer until STD uniforms and shit infects STO. (Pun intended)
4407a2 No.8816
>>8810
>12 years old
I'd be impressed if a 12 year old played Eve. The learning curve is steep as fuck, and most wouldn't have the patience for the real time skill training. Most eve players are 25-30.
2e6a59 No.8819
>>8813
They gave the uniforms out for free around the time the first episode launched, they are poorly made and look like shit.
8f3f61 No.8820
>>8819
>for free
Oh dear. Even STO's staff knows it's doomed.
2ea9f2 No.8821
>>8816
He meant the game is 12 years old and looks it's age.
>>8810
The game is often played by corporate businessmen from work. There is real money to be made in EVE. They treat it as an investment in a manner similar to crypto currency, converting money to digital assets and back. So yes, it is a second job, one that isn't as demanding as a normal job, profits you directly, and can be pretty fun.
9a3537 No.8822
>>8821
Is Eve even worth playing anymore? I hear it is in decline now.
21cad6 No.8823
>>8821
The game looks fine. Someone from twelve years ago probably wouldn't recognize it at first glance. If I was going to start gaming again it would be eve. I never got how people made money with it. Real money transactions outside of CCP's control are strictly forbidden. The only real exception is selling characters, and leveling up characters as an investment would not be worth it. Sure you can buy illicit isk, but that's shit that's farmed by chinks and Russians, not businesen looking for a nontraditional investment. If you know how to make money with eve, please enlighten me.
>>8822
All I know is some little bitches are going to get their noses broken in Vegas this weekend.
86c82d No.8825
>>8819
To be fair, the graphics look like shit on practically everything in this game.
Especially the boobs. Why are the boobs always a foot apart?
24554d No.8827
>>8822
Upgrade your computer you fool, and get ready for STAR CITIZEN.
It's a game that allows you to be a space citizen. Upgrade your comp now!
2e6a59 No.8829
>>8825
I mean the uniforms are poor quality even for this game.
They don't even have the standard rank option, just a slightly uniform top for three ranks, and some shitty combadges.
bb8b82 No.8850
>>8827
The official game endorsed by Ferengi.
>>8829
Fact they gave it away for (((free))) says more though about their faith in STD.
f9f2fc No.10781
>See recent images of STO on /v/
>Can't even repost them without throwing up
What kind of model designers do they have for ship designers?
c375f9 No.10950
>>8850
They will no doubt try to charge an arm and a leg for the Orville uniforms.
437cb7 No.11096
A federation ship crewed by Klingon officers when?
c375f9 No.11099
>>11096
As a prize of war or something?
757faa No.11100
>>742
>qt vulcan officer
would give up emotions and make family with following pon farr
6077cd No.11556
>Jem'Hadar Attack Ship pets are designed to use ramming speed at low health
>to the AI this means "engage ramming speed and slowly fly across the entire map to ram the enemy"
757faa No.11925
>>772
>CONN
What the hell is that? You mean Comm like communications?
757faa No.11926
>>8850
>The official game endorsed by Ferengi.
No, that would be Star Wars: Battlefront II
Star Citizen is a pure artistic vision for all.
387555 No.11928
>>11926
Please do not dignify it with that name. It is EAFront II, no more, no less. The true Battlefront II is back up, and it has multiplayer.
6077cd No.11934
>>11925
>he doesn't know actual naval terms
>in a series full of space navy shit
The Conn Officer is the person that DRIVES THE FUCKING SHIP
061170 No.11936
>>11934
even if it wasn't a naval term and was invented by the show, it's used consistently in Star Trek to refer to the faggot steering. I think there's a growing percentage of Trek "fans" whose entire experience with the show is through Netflix as background noise while they're doing other shit. So, by the end they're familiar with the principle characters and settings, and they consider themselves fans, but really they were only half paying attention except for maybe a few meme episodes like Best of Both Worlds and Yesterday's Enterprise.
I honestly think shit like this is how we end up with STD. Get this through your heads you casual fucks: if you haven't taken notes while reviewing your superior-resolution copies of every series that matters - you're not a fan. Put down your phone and tablet. Ditch your friends and lose the gf while you learn to into devotion and lurk two years.
51a9b9 No.11956
>>11925
>You mean Comm like communications?
Oh my fuck
20d2d2 No.11990
>>11934
No, the person driving the ship is the pilot.
The CONN is the guy telling the pilot where to go.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conn_(nautical)
Its normally used to insure everyone on the bridge knows who's supposed to be giving the orders when captain or second in command isn't around.
6077cd No.12002
>>11990
Star Trek has the Conn officer as both you faggot.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Conn
a3727e No.12007
>>12002
>Star Trek has the Conn officer as both you faggot.
not only that, but it's implied at least from TNG onward that the two forward consoles are essentially interchangeable and re-configurable. who-does-what and whose-called-what is probably captain's discretion.
30f294 No.12008
>>8850
>The official game endorsed by Ferengi.
Rule of Acqusition 286: Kickstarter is for making money, not a product.
6a71e8 No.12011
>>11925
Dates back to english age of sail. Conn is from conning which comes from earlier con which is short for control. A conn officer is an officer in charge of controlling the moevement of a ship, from navigation to piloting. On larger ships a conn officer controls a section of three to five people - sensor operators, a navigator, an engine man, and a communications officer plus his men. This is my experience on a submarine anyway.
a3727e No.12015
>>12011 (checked)
>con officer
14d258 No.12214
Will STO become illegal now that lockboxes are considered gambling in Wafflestan?
90a07a No.12265
>>12214
No, game companies will just switch to directly selling items ( at a much higher cost ) in place of lootboxes.
18f804 No.12417
>>12265
They will find a worse way to make shekels.
c375f9 No.12574
Wonder if they will replace STO with anything in the future?
1dc8f7 No.12654
>>12650
What is that? I thought arcades were mostly gone.
cbedae No.13207
>>12650
>>12654
Update on this?
26e5bc No.13826
Whatever happened to the /v/ fleet? The nu one and the pre-exodus one?
35f656 No.13868
What happened to that 2D MMO some autistic Krauts were making?
18346d No.13872
>>13826
I know Starfleet Dental is still about, but I can't quite remember if they were pre-exo or SA.
c375f9 No.13880
>>13826
The Pre-Exodus fleet died out pre-Nu Romulus. The new one I have no idea other than it was infested by leddit
>>13872
>Starfleet Dental
They are knockoff of SA.
Are you a Goon?
72381c No.13898
>>13872
Dental is goons you faggot, Vidya Trek and House of Vid'ya are pre-exodus /v/ fleets, Vidya Trek is still somewhat active.
176c52 No.14048
this is the hub of STO activity
this wasn't me, i just curious to see exactly what the fuck was so bad the mods had to delete it.
he used a no no word
fuck i hate reddit
https://ceddit.com/r/sto/comments/7k9ulw/lobi_cristals/
i'm playing STO now, where are the anons.
176c52 No.14049
>>13207
>>12654
it's clearly a slot machine you tards
641676 No.14120
>>14048
>Used Exchange
The madman.
77559e No.14135
>>2857
this is really fucking hot for some reason. Do I have a shit deviantart fetish?
c375f9 No.14136
77559e No.14137
903097 No.14138
>>14135
Not as bad as the Ezri Dax Diaper fetish.
77559e No.14139
>>14138
I mean Ezri's hot I guess but Jadzia's better
c375f9 No.14140
>>14139
Careful anon, some people round here would burn you for such a statement.
51a9b9 No.14141
>>14139
Jadzia started looking better when they switched to the turtleneck uniforms, but Ezri is still much hotter.
>webm unrelated
77559e No.14142
>>14141
holy shit that's pretty kino.
e7c235 No.14162
51a9b9 No.14170
>>14162
It's the first fucking thing you see. How retarded are you? It was taken off YouTube for awhile. Someone finally re-uploaded it a few months ago.
c375f9 No.14198
>>14170
Maybe he's offering you a new brand of /strek/ inspired sauce to go with your content to make it more delicious? Try our new "Kek Sauce" the only sauce endorsed by Gul Dukat, available at your nearest (((Ferengi))) retailer for two slips of latinum.
5ed51a No.14242
>>14198
Is that like yamok sauce?
c375f9 No.14253
>>14242
A much sweeter version.
51a9b9 No.14258
Here's some more off topic weirdness from the meme folder. Spoilered for extreme weirdness.
8d3999 No.14309
>>14258
that is really cool, i should download that………but no, no i cant do that
766b27 No.14361
I wonder if anons discovered the spanking animations?
37230e No.14377
>>14258
Always a comfy .webm.
176c52 No.14398
I finally got through a few hours of the klingon arc's…..
FUCK YOU STO YOU CANT DO THAT IT'S NOT CANNON
YOU CANT JUST KILL WORF'S SON IN A VIDEO GAME
FUCK YOU CHINKS AND KIKES RUNNING THIS GAME
51a9b9 No.14406
>>14398
>KILL WORF'S SON
Wow. Your anger seems completely justified.
630a92 No.14409
>>14398
isnt the game just P2W trash?
176c52 No.14410
>>14409
depends, you can call it P2W but pvp is largely dead, atleast with the main playerbase, there's groups that organize to do it, so your not really paying to win against anything, and there wouldn't be any advantage to winning in pvp even if you did. All the end-game content is grinding pve with groups of 5-10. Microtransactions are built into the game but you can generate the in-game currency easy enough.
There's like 300 hours of single player content though, and they got a lot of the actors to do voiceovers. Spock (original), martok, worf, la'forge, i think kira's in there or it's a voiceactor trying to be.
I've been having a good time with it since I started but I wouldn't ever spend money. There's hardcore goyim that spend thousands on these fucking lockboxes they have trying to get obscure ships. You can get sucked into gambling pretty hard in this game.
The end-game isn't great, it would be dead if it wasn't star trek.
72381c No.14415
>>14398
>>14406
The year is 2410, Alexander found the only way to prevent his father's assassination since time travel failed. He died an honorable death.
4c41a9 No.14417
>>14398
>Not making him die with honor
You just fixed the Worf-Alexander relationship.
0a19a3 No.14759
Wonder what Andorian Waifu anon thinks of the recent pics a Gul uncovered?
a7a503 No.15511
How much life does STO have left in it?
0f511b No.15529
>>15511
Rumour is that there's an expansion focused on the Dominion and Gamma quadrant due to come along in Summer. After that I think it's quite likely it will die by 2022
4758a1 No.15543
>>15529
Oh boy I look forward to more lockboxes!
21c011 No.15559
>>14759
The big-head chibi stuff isn't really my bag, but I will aknowledge they are cute.
fa3951 No.15569
9ff60e No.15712
>>15529
it's not going to die until they have something to replace it or whales stop feeding their gambling addiction on lockboxes and paying hundreds for the newest 3d model that comes out.
fa839b No.15824
>>15712
What whales even buy this shit?
fa3951 No.16786
How long till STD infects STO?
ee3cdc No.16790
>>15824
George and Gracie.
21c011 No.16793
>>15569
We need a Cute Trek to balance out Swole Trek.
5dea50 No.16796
>>16793
What if we combined them both Swute Trek?
dad303 No.16798
>>16796
that would be a gay porn
c68090 No.16962
36ec47 No.17030
Remember when femanons played STO and chased after that one autist that ignored them?
0f511b No.17032
>>17030
Nope, but that's not an uncommon story, when denied attention the two main reactions are either the ostracization or proselytization of the subject.
3ba3e0 No.17038
>>17032
Pretty much this. Most (((girls))) are used to hormone crazed boys drooling over them in vidya. If someone doesn't show interest in them it makes them crave the attention of the individual that's ignoring them even more.
76ebb0 No.18264
>>17038
>>17032
>>17030
Reminds me of the one time a guy essentially became a "father" dealing with all the "kids" playing. He had fun dealing with all the drama. This is why you need a mommy in the group to dish out spankings
2411f4 No.18764
I kind of want to play a Trek game with anons but STO sounds like it will make me throw up these days. Any suggestions anons?
67cfd4 No.19130
>played this close to 8 years ago
>encounter two faggots cyberRP in zone chat
>mfw
0f511b No.19143
>>19130
Nobody RPs in zone anymore, now it's just Gorn puns, politicizing assholes, people telling aforementioned assholes to shut it and the odd newbie query.
That said, joining in with some of the RP fleets is some of the most fun to be had from the game in between new updates or events.
e6539b No.19147
>>19143
Fed-Klingon War was the best time I ever had. Klingons were outnumbered 10:1 and still were winning.
2a0692 No.19216
>>19147
was that game imbalance or just like a horde vs alliance dichotomy where one side actually gives a shit about learning to play and the other side are casual scum?
ed8dd0 No.19224
>>19216
>one side actually gives a shit about learning to play and the other side are casual scum?
Klingons had all the best players who actually learned to git gud. Feds were actually OP as hell but were filled with crybabies who couldn't git gud. The best example of this was doing the STF ground missions where Klingon players could blitz through Elite missions in 5 minutes completeling all secondary objectives while Feds would blunder through them taking half an hour fucking everything up they possibly could.
a81f27 No.19243
>>19237
It's scary how well those images blend together.
42d8b7 No.19246
>>19243
The second line of text covers up most of the seam.
8c7009 No.19248
>>19246
Someone competent in paint could make them blend together seamlessly.
927e72 No.19603
Why wasn't there an Anti-Caitian Crusade to Remove Furfags on STO? Did the Russians not play or something?
9753a9 No.20010
>>19237
Imma stealing this image.
Even though i disagree with that statement to a certain degree.
While i do think that star trek type techno utopia where people work because they want to improve themselves and money doesn't exist and where humanity has evolved beyond the need of personal needs will never happen, i also don't think we are ever going to end up fighting against deamons.
7abf40 No.20011
>>19603
Russian IPs are prevented from playing.
Which is good because fuck russians, they shit up every game they touch.
0f511b No.20049
>>20011
Everything East of Poland and West of Area 11 is best kept to it's own quarantine servers.
2b1606 No.20056
>>20011
Did they Remove Hue?
7e163f No.20341
Did you get your Tier 6 fellow Ferengi?
0f511b No.20370
>>20341
Guilty confession - I have every event T6, the full Temporal trio and a T6 Scim.
and I only gave them money once and that was during a sale and still cost me less for the hundreds of hours of "fun" than any modern game
send help
eea596 No.20377
>>20341
I was hoping for a good result from the Phoenix prize packs. Didn't get anything above rare. RNG hates me.
a565b5 No.20388
>>20370
Are you a (((Federation))) puppet controlled by (((Ferengi))) masters?
22fcf9 No.20409
/sto/ thread on /vg/ has gotten fairly active recently. What gives?
0f511b No.20420
>>20388
Nah, RR-KDF most of the way.
>>20409
Maybe getting hyped up for the rumoured new expansion with playable Vorta and Jem'hadar and proper Cardies
a565b5 No.20433
>>20420
>Proper Cardies
>Implying it's not going to be "HEY GUIZE I HEARD YOU WANTED TO PLAY AS CARDASSIANS? WELL NOW YOU CAN - SORT OF - AS A SUBFACTION OF THE GLORIOUS FEDERATION THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A PART OF! HERE'S 5 QUICKLY DONE CARDASSIAN MISSIONS THEN GO SIGN UP FOR EITHER THE FEDERATION OR KLINGONS BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR THE FEDERATION!"
626b50 No.20458
>>20433
If they get the bullshit "you MUST join another faction for the rest of the game" routine, at least they'll be able to go KDF to avoid federation cancer.
f93370 No.20509
>>20433
I really don't see Cardassians siding with a faction that includes Hasperat.
61eed4 No.20511
Are the fags in here from /vg/?
e80581 No.21148
>>20511
Looks like most moved to /vg/