[–]▶ 4cdffe (1) No.7128>>7165 >>7192 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
lets settle this once and for all
with or without the beard?
▶ d6427d (2) No.7129>>7130 >>7192 >>8246
With, of course. Who the fuck would ever pick without?
▶ 81cbf8 (1) No.7130>>7192
▶ 28371b (1) No.7135>>7147
he reminds me too much of shatner without the beard.
▶ d6427d (2) No.7147
>>7135
When he didn't have the beard, he was basically a Kirk ripoff anyway.
▶ 614d2a (4) No.7155>>7156 >>7158 >>7202
Did anyone offer non-beardo Riker a captaincy?
▶ 095e1a (1) No.7156
>>7155
I think so actually.
▶ 5db9fe (2) No.7158>>7161
>>7155
Multiple times iirc.
▶ 65cbfc (1) No.7160
With the beard, this isn't even up for discussion.
▶ 5db9fe (2) No.7161
>>7158
Shit I might be wrong on that now that I think about it. Maybe once or twice for non beardo version, but I'm guessing the number of offers grew when the beard grew out.
▶ d01984 (5) No.7165>>7185
>>7128 (OP)
With. TVTropes has an entire fucking category devoted to "Growing the Beard." I mean, that's totally fucking gay, but it backs up what I'm saying, so let's roll with it.
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.7178
Beardless Riker gave zero mustache rides. Bearded Riker had Deanna and her mother sit on his face for the remainder of the series.
▶ 9606ae (3) No.7185>>7225
>>7165
>using TVTropes to support your argument
I mean, beard all the way, but still. C'mon.
▶ 0ba053 (1) No.7193>>7194 >>7199 >>7212 >>7599
The real question is Sisko. No beard and hair or beard and bald?
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.7194>>7199 >>7226 >>8210
>>7193
>The real question is Sisko. No beard and hair or beard and bald?
I forget where I heard this, but the story went… Avery Brooks wanted to have his head shaved in the early seasons as he felt awkward and unable to act with it, once he shaved his head in the later seasons, he claims the anxiety melted away and he put on a "better" performance.
▶ 614d2a (4) No.7199
>>7193
The latter, surely. He looks like a complete doofus without those specular highlights.
>>7194
Sounds pretty typical for Brooks.
▶ 614d2a (4) No.7202
>>7155
Eh, this was a dumb question. I thought Riker got the beard after season 3 or thereabouts, but it was actually between 1 and 2 apparently, so there wasn't much opportunity for that to happen. He got one: The USS Drake.
▶ 23f206 (1) No.7212
>>7193
Sisko with fullbeard?
▶ d01984 (5) No.7225>>7442
>>7185
>>using TVTropes to support your argument
Go back and read that post. I SAID it was gay.
▶ d01984 (5) No.7226
>>7194
>he felt awkward and unable to act with it,
He was right.
>he claims the anxiety melted away and he put on a "better" performance.
You spelled "tolerance for white people" wrong.
▶ 7e9646 (1) No.7235>>7371 >>7387 >>8200
Facial hair is a sign of wisdom and strength.
▶ d01984 (5) No.7371
>>7235
So is chest hair.
t. Sasquatch
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.7387>>7411
>>7235
>So is chest hair.
t. man who recently started shaving it
>I felt like I had too much of a good thing
▶ d01984 (5) No.7411>>7415
>>7387
>t. man who recently started shaving it
Prepare for an equal and opposite reaction.
▶ 763906 (1) No.7415
>>7411
man wearing a fur shirt.jpg
▶ 614d2a (4) No.7442
>>7225
We still have to toss you off the roof, I'm afraid.
▶ 9606ae (3) No.7599
>>7193
Definitely beard and bald. He looked way more badass that way.
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.7721
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How does he look thinning and grey?
▶ abe7a4 (1) No.7985>>8196
I keep wondering what Porthos would look like with a beard?
▶ 9606ae (3) No.8196>>8197
▶ 889300 (2) No.8197
>>8196
porthos is unrecognizable with facial hair, I tell ya.
▶ 1c1461 (1) No.8200>>8203
>>7235
>Facial hair is a sign of wisdom and strength.
▶ 5cfa97 (1) No.8203
>>8200
Facial hair being a sign of wisdom and strength is exactly why beta numale types grow them, they lack wisdom and strength in any capacity so they grow beards to try to make up for it.
▶ d2192e (2) No.8210>>8222
>>7194
Having recently rewatched a sizable chunk of DS9, Sisko didn't even feel like a character until he shaved his head.
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.8222>>8238 >>8259 >>8263 >>8272 >>8280 >>8295
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>>8210
>Sisko didn't even feel like a character until he shaved his head.
Avery Brooks went on tv shilling DS9 with an African tribal hat, a turtle neck, a blingy vest, jeans, and cowboy boots. What other Trek actor could pull this wardrobe off?
▶ d2192e (2) No.8238
>>8222
The 90s were a wild time.
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▶ 49f402 (1) No.8259
>>8222
If The Captains was a genuine sample of Brooks. I'm pretty sure he's certifiably insane.
▶ cca331 (2) No.8263
>>8222
Did Auberjonois always have such a high voice? I don't remember him being so high pitched and faggy on boston legal.
▶ 63a821 (2) No.8272>>8283
>>8222
I'm 93.7% certain Avery Brooks has schizophrenia.
▶ 797539 (1) No.8280
>>8222
Avery is my favourite Kwanzaa Cowboy cosplayer.
▶ 5ead38 (6) No.8283>>8286
>>8272
>I'm 93.7% certain Avery Brooks has schizophrenia.
Funny you mention that, a friend of a friend that was a black guy with schizophrenia recently blew his brains out, I'd met him on a few occasions and his behavior shared some resemblance to Avery Brooks'. Mostly just being dreamy and talking shit nobody else could follow, he'd done a bunch of lsd and mushrooms and fucked his dindu noggin' up. Psychedelics always seem to mess blacks up more than whites, the lack of folds in their brains concentrates the drugs' effects on more specific regions, and their minds can't handle it.
▶ 889300 (2) No.8286>>8399
>>8283
I knew a black guy over the internet who ended up doing "lean" or as it was called back before the era of trayvon, robotripping. ended up with permanent brain damage, which is typical.
▶ b67be2 (1) No.8295>>8446
>>8222
Better question is about Rene Auberjonois, did he actually wear makeup at all?
▶ cca331 (2) No.8399>>8447
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>>8286
Lean means tussin now? This is the first I've heard of it. Lean used to refer to prescription cough syrup containing codiene and promethazine. The promethazine makes it particularly sedating, often causing "the dope fiend lean." Which is an extreme form of "nodding."
▶ 5fd37b (1) No.8446
>>8295
Same goes for Armin Shimerman
▶ c3e97e (1) No.8447>>8449
>>8399
>Being an expert in niggerbabble
▶ 8efe1f (1) No.8449>>8469
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>>8447
>not having a PhD in jiveology
▶ 381d7a (1) No.8468
With and you're a fucking faggot candyass if you think otherwise
▶ 35abba (1) No.8469
>>8449
I like it better when jive talking was a comedy not a fucked up cy+2 timeline.
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