[–]▶ 76d217 (2) No.5757>>5759 >>5760 >>11864 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Favourite uniforms in Star Trek? I always liked the time traveling Starfleet uniform. It's a shame we don't get as much uniform variety that the Federation gets for alien races.
▶ 76d217 (2) No.5759
>>5757 (OP)
>for alien races
Alien factions, rather.
I also liked the designs from the cancelled cartoon, and the Odyssey Captain uniform. White makes a good colour for the captain.
▶ fca959 (1) No.5760>>5802
>>5757 (OP)
I thought the gray ones were pretty classy, but the actors were probably hotter than hell under the lights.
However, nothing beats the miniskirts
▶ 71854e (1) No.5773>>11627
I was never much of a fan of the uniforms in the show. None of them look like uniforms any military would want. The closest where the movie ones they began with in Wrath of Khan.
And why do the costume designers who make feddie uniforms hate pockets so much? It makes no sense for the kind of clothes you want your explorers on strange new worlds to wear. Nowhere to keep rations, equipment or samples you are collecting.
IMO, the trek uniforms are much like their weapons prior to the First Contact rifle, which look impractical and useless.
Personally I've always liked the look of the EA uniforms B5. At least they look like they could be from some kind of military.
And what is the point of giving different uniforms depending on your position on the ship? If it was different service branches like the marines on a ship vs its regular crew, it makes sense, but what is the practical advantage of having the OPS guy and your pilot dress in different uniforms? Isn't the entire point of a uniform to help get everyone wearing them to identify with eachother to promote teamwork and comradery? You can use different colored highlights and shit to denote service branch, but the dominant look of the uniform should still be the same regardless of branch.
▶ 394c05 (2) No.5781>>5784 >>5788
Best uniform is the biomechanical cobra armor that points at your dick. Fuck starfleet.
▶ ba4b75 (1) No.5784>>5786
>>5781
Fuck off, Cuckdassian
▶ 73fee4 (1) No.5786
>>5784
>says the Butthurt Bajoran
▶ 4503c5 (2) No.5788>>5798 >>11659
>>5781
>Not appreciating Cardassian bug armour.
>Best outfit in the shows runs so far.
It's like you don't even want protection, awesome beards, or a face g-string.
▶ ffc4ee (1) No.5789>>5802
Wesley's uniform with the rainbow shoulderpads. So CY.
No. I was going to say "late-era DS9" but somebody went and posted the '60s style skirts. So the perfect loadout would include the skirts, modified to suit the contemporaneous style.
Pic unrelated.
▶ 394c05 (2) No.5798>>5799
>>5788
I submit to Hitler dubs. Please rape my face.
▶ 4503c5 (2) No.5799
>>5798
And now you see the use of the g-string helmets!
▶ 6b00f8 (1) No.5802
>>5760
>>5789
>>5790
Face it anons, I know you just want to wear skirts and dresses don't you?
▶ beb458 (1) No.11597>>11608 >>11610 >>11613 >>11797 >>11864 >>11872 >>11873
Thought I'd bump this thread rather than make a new one. I wish there was more stuff about uniforms other than Federation to be honest. That said TMP uniforms are pretty snazzy.
▶ 2c057a (1) No.11608>>11797
>>11597
>4 wrath of Khan outfits
I don't think costume department errors are supposed to be canon.
▶ c9f8cd (1) No.11610>>11620
>>11597
>2270
>dat white uniform
>dat unnecessary buckle
>dem slits
>dose lines
>white muthafukin boots
All time peak of ST Uniforms. Fuck you if you don't agree.
▶ 8b7576 (2) No.11611>>11613 >>11653 >>16295 >>16301
Enterprise era uniforms are the only practical looking uniforms.
▶ 0fb357 (1) No.11613>>11871
>>11597
Wrath of Khan uniform for me. It looks classy as fuck. Enterprise and the grey shouldered ds9 uniforms are also decent tier.
>>11611
The design of the Enterprise uniform is interesting. It's clearly modeled after modern day NASA jumpsuits, but they've tried to mix with with some of the well known star trek uniform tropes, like the coloured shoulders and undershirt.
▶ 9e2943 (1) No.11620
>>11610
The Motion Picture ones are my favorite too. The later stuffy TOS movie uniform emphasizes the retirement home look of the cast.
▶ 81638d (1) No.11627
>>5773
>why do the costume designers who make feddie uniforms hate pockets so much?
Because it's a waste of time, money and fabric. It's faster to make a shirt and a pair of pants with no pockets.
▶ c24172 (2) No.11653>>11666
>>11611
Fun fact: Jumpsuits are comfy.
▶ 5de130 (1) No.11659
>>5788
>Cardassian bug armor
▶ ed674d (1) No.11666>>11669 >>11670
>>11653
Shockingly true, ask any engineering student.
▶ 1845bb (2) No.11669>>11670
>>11666 (heil Satan)
Engineering student here, should I realy get one?
Wich ones are the most comfy and come in small siezes?
▶ c24172 (2) No.11670>>11671
>>11666
>>11669
I picked up one on sale for $20 because I do a lot of painting and craft type shit with materials that with ruin clothes and they kind of ended up as my casual bumming around the house quasi-pajamas.
▶ 1845bb (2) No.11671
>>11670
I mostly work on my car/motorcycle and bike and ruined a lot of clothes doing so.
Problem is that I have verry short legs and a long upper body, so I´ll most likely have to cut off the legs a few inches.
Did you get one of denim like cotton or one of these sweatshirt like ones?
▶ fdad67 (1) No.11797>>11867 >>16228 >>17869
>>5790
Trivia: Tasha Yar can be briefly seen in one of the skirts at the end of Farpoint but she was behind the tactical console so you don't really notice. If i remember correctly, you never see her again wearing it. They seemed to only ever put average-looking women and emasculated men in it.
>>11597
>>11608
>4 WoK uniforms
>a production error
god knows they screw up a lot details in Star Trek. however, if i remember correctly the original story from the production was actually that it wasn't a mistake… they actually couldn't find all the various little pieces that went in to make those uniforms (despite in the 80's and 90's literally having a person inside a warehouse whose job it was to organize, catalog, and secure Star Trek stuff). I think it's a bullshit excuse, personally, since the TOS films were still in some stage of production at that point. I think it was more a matter of someone relatively low on the ladder in TNG production making a unilateral decision to portray that era's uniforms a certain way (to attempt to bridge the gap between the TOS film and early TNG eras) and it didn't go over well and looked sloppy so they back-tracked and made up a story. Or, they really did fuck-up badly and failed to get the pieces for the shoot and just went with it and then tried to cover their asses with various excuses.
Instances of them actually not being able to find the pieces or just not giving a shit can be seen in shit like those DirectTV commercials where Shatner shows up as Kirk and his uniform is all fucked-up.
The jacket, shirt, or vest over color-coded turtleneck with belt, black slacks, and bloused boots is pretty much the true Star Trek uniform - or truniform - if we're having an honest discussion. You see it in some form from The Cage through the TOS films. Everything else is deviant and different for the sake of being different… with the plethora of "jumpsuits" being the most oft-repeated folly. Enterprise-era jumpsuits are probably excusable and obviously for technicians and grunts it makes sense. Engineers wearing them while in Engineering makes sense. But everyone else? No way. Dress like you mean it, you silly fucks.
Everything in TNG onward should be revised to fit truniformity. I look forward to a bright future where mankind has progressed to the point where - not only can TNG and DS9 get a widescreen ultra resolution remastering - but all the characters uniforms can be updated with CGI to reflect the obvious mistake in making them gay in the first place.
Did any other autist notice that in TMP, Spock is wearing something under his 70's leisure wear uniform shirt that no one else wears? It almost looks like - dare i suggest - a turtleneck. Not quite… but almost. I believe this is an instance of the timeline trying to correct itself. The mellow 70's TMP uniforms can mostly be brought into truniformity with little alteration and Spock's undershirt is an example of this.
My biggest peeve by far with the Trek uniforms is the color choices - with department colors changing arbitrarily for dumb tv reasons. Organizations - particular military and para-military ones - are steeped in tradition while at the same time being attentive to functionality and practicality. So, while the overall design of the uniform may change over the years - colors and symbols are likely not to, particularly after the first few decades once the institution's culture is established.
Also, that chart is incorrect in that it shows the beloved Wrath-of-Khan 80's TOS movie uniform (2270s - 2320s) without bloused boots. Violation!
▶ b187ca (1) No.11860
Generally like the section 31 outfit just because it does exactly what the designer intended, to not make it imposing but disconcerting. The similarities to surgeon's gear despite the black leather also works in two ways, A being the reminder that like surgery section 31's work is incredibly discrete and precise, and B the fact that Bashir has the most interaction with them. The outfit makes it a doctor to doctor conversation, and treats the temptation to join them as "moving into a new practice", as it were.
▶ 956e57 (1) No.11864>>11868 >>17528
>>5757 (OP)
The king is the WoK-UCon uniforms, they have no competition. But among the losers, there's a certain charm to the ENT, TOS and late DS9 clothes. If you want to go into questionable canon territory, there's some interesting uniforms in STO of all places.
>>11597
>largely the same uniform between 2275-2355 with alterations here and there
>post 2355 the uniform changes every 15 minutes
Pretty disgusting to be honest, they should find something nice and settle down.
▶ 8b7576 (2) No.11867>>11868
>>11797
The Enterprise era uniforms are supposed to be like the space shuttle.
▶ 8337b2 (2) No.11868>>11875 >>17528
>>11864
>The king is the WoK-UCon uniforms
Agreed. However, I'm re-watching ST6 and I'm noticing some fuckery that I never noticed before. Velaris' jacket and undershirt are two different (hideously contrasting) colors when they should be one. It's not like she's a cadet or some kind of provisional officer. She's a full Lieutenant and a bridge officer. Also, I never noticed that the underside of many of the jackets are beige when they should be whatever the department color is - the secondary color. The beige looks like shit, imho. You notice this when they unfasten the shoulder clasp and go into casual mode.
Also, what's up with the weird white stripe where Saavik's service pips and bars are supposed to go? Is this supposed to denote 0-years service? What's wrong with just having none?
>>largely the same uniform between 2275-2355 with alterations here and there
>>post 2355 the uniform changes every 15 minutes
>Pretty disgusting to be honest, they should find something nice and settle down.
it's to the point where you have to conclude that to late 24th century Starfleet, fashion is important. It's absurd. The current trash receptacle conflagration that is the Star Trek gaming scene (particularly STO) have only made things worse… basically confirming the worst of plebbit startrek tendencies.
>>11867
>The Enterprise era uniforms are supposed to be like the space shuttle.
yep. i'm cool with those uniforms, despite not being particularly interested in the series. their excuse for a "dress uniform" looked retarded, though. Then again, when has Star Trek ever done a dress uniform right?
▶ df5b18 (2) No.11871
>>11613
ENT uniform is best, but in real life NASA astronauts usually wear cargo pants and polo shirts to stress that their civilians and not military I guess.
▶ df5b18 (2) No.11872
>>11597
>2270s
Christ, was John Travolta a bridge officer? Saturday Night Fever here.
▶ e8d713 (1) No.11873
>>11597
The STO uniform in this chart should be put down as the 2386-2409 uniform, 2410 uses a new Odyssey uniform, named after the ship class of the Enterprise F.
▶ 8337b2 (2) No.11875>>17528
>>11868
so, i did more research and apparently there was a lot of retardation with the undershirts throughout the films. Logically, the color should reflect the officer's division/department/role. However, the production designers seemed to want to use them to also denote "trainees and cadets". That's what the flame red color means.
This is visually quite stupid, since it fucks with the purpose of secondary colors in those uniforms. It makes more sense to add or subtract some element from the uniform to denote "noob"… such as removing the ribbed collar. They could have also changed some bit of coloring like going from brass to black or nickel pins and insignia (best option imho). With Velaris' uniform, the two colors is just the production designers acknowledging the fuckup of not being able to determine a trainees department.
memory alpha mentions another egregious error in that Scotty wears a white undershirt at times probably for no other reason that some faggot decided it looked good. It's argued that he should be entitled to wear this because he's qualified as a watch officer or whatever (he is in command at times in TOS). Many engineers are not, since they're just autismals who worry about the engines, regardless if their nominal rank is Lt. or Captain.
I would argue that you're assigned a division and that's the colors you wear. None of this mixing and matching shit. White is probably for "generalists" only… in this case meaning most Admirals, Commodores, Captains, and some Commanders or even Lt. Commanders if they are responsible for the operation of a vessel or installation - in other words, if they have a command and that command oversees more than one division operating beneath it. Whether this applies to adjutants and aides is another question. They probably should have a separate color, shared with yeomen.
The more i look at the beige underside of the jacket for non-command officers, the more i'm on the fence about it. It doesn't look that bad, but it does add more complexity to a uniform that's already pretty visually complicated. It should probably just be department color.
Also, those flag officer wearing their ribbons like that looked sloppy as fuck. They could have done better than that, like an armband on the right sleeve opposite the band on the left that has the service pips an bars.
▶ 705fc2 (1) No.16156
How much extra room is there in Ezri Dax's uniform for her special "padding?"
▶ 6fd0da (1) No.16186
Just filter the diaperfags and don't reply to them.
▶ f9895e (1) No.16214
Why was Gene Roddenberry obsessed with sweaters?
▶ 029eca (1) No.16228
>>11797
>My biggest peeve by far with the Trek uniforms is the color choices - with department colors changing arbitrarily for dumb tv reasons. Organizations - particular military and para-military ones - are steeped in tradition while at the same time being attentive to functionality and practicality. So, while the overall design of the uniform may change over the years - colors and symbols are likely not to, particularly after the first few decades once the institution's culture is established.
While I agree that the division colors should be kept constant throughout the show, I think red makes for a better command division color than gold; psychologically speaking, humans tend to associate red with boldness and leadership, so it makes sense for the captain and first officer to wear those colors.
▶ 40fcd0 (1) No.16229
>>5763
>(((THE ETERNAL ANGLO)))
▶ 61e7bf (1) No.16230>>16232 >>16234 >>16236
cardassian uniforms were the sexiest thing since gul dukats swimsuit magazine
federation can only dream of having something with such curves
▶ 95a116 (4) No.16232
>>16230
Cardassian uniforms make them look like badly-polygoned PS1 models.
▶ 849576 (1) No.16234
>>16230
They're pretty threatening, I like them.
▶ 9e6acc (1) No.16236>>16281
>>16230
>when the Fed bullies won't stop calling you "spoonhead"
▶ 850bdf (1) No.16281>>16283
>>16236
Nice headgear and facial hair.
▶ aa514f (1) No.16283>>16287
>>16281
He grew the facial hair because he thought he looked too much like his cousin Gul Dukat without it, That's cannon.
▶ 89dd19 (1) No.16287
>>16283
>Implying Gul Dukat didn't tease him mercilessly as a child
>Implying the beard wasn't a desperate attempt to look more patriotic to stop people teasing
>Implying it didn't work
▶ 071795 (1) No.16295
>>11611
Tbh this, it really gave the feeling that Enterprise wasn't just some joyride but a serious op.
And the Maco outfits were bretty decent too.
▶ c06ddd (1) No.16301
>>11611
Everything about Enterprise's visual design is really well considered, and I don't think it gets enough credit. They actually managed to make something that looks less technologically advanced than TOS, while still looking futuristic.
Really drives home how little they tried with STD.
▶ 95a116 (4) No.16313
I think the Bajorans are stylish in a down-to-earth sort of way. Very earthen and clothy, it's a solid 9/10.
▶ fdc435 (1) No.17528
>>11864
>>11868
>>11875
These truly were the best uniforms.
▶ 3214e9 (1) No.17854>>17856 >>17868
Thoughts on The Orville uniforms?
▶ 32cf66 (3) No.17856>>17858
>>17854
>Thoughts on The Orville uniforms?
not serious and that's perfectly ok
▶ e2fd2d (1) No.17858
>>17856
They look almost like janitor outfits.
▶ 23ec52 (1) No.17868
>>17854
Why are they all wearing pants?
▶ 27e253 (8) No.17869>>17870 >>17876
>>11797
>The jacket, shirt, or vest over color-coded turtleneck with belt, black slacks, and bloused boots is pretty much the true Star Trek uniform - or truniform
Even back when I played STO I thought the film uniforms would look better with a belt.
▶ 32cf66 (3) No.17870>>17871
>>17869
that's pretty much the Yesterday's Enterprise crewman gear. However, not integrating it into the mesh of the uniform makes it look more like a bandolier in that model, but yeah… all those uniforms looked 100% better with belts. The Yesterday's Enterprise variant improves the TNG uniform and I think the Admiral's uniform from the TNG movie / late DS9 uniforms had a belt. They all should have been belted.
▶ 27e253 (8) No.17871>>17873
>>17870
It is the Yesterday's Enterprise belt/bandolier.
Essentially, I was blogposting to demonstrate my patrician taste in uniforms even in the days that I was a normalfag who palyed STO.
▶ 32cf66 (3) No.17873>>17874
>>17871
>It is the Yesterday's Enterprise belt/bandolier.
ahh i see the side-turned insignia buckle now.. it was hard to notice, just looked like a shadow. Personally, i thought they were a bit too shiny and metallic in the episode but it was an absolute improvement nonetheless. Also, I never played that blasphemous game.
▶ 27e253 (8) No.17874
>>17873
It was enjoyable while it lasted. Lots of single-player content, and the ship-to-ship combat at least felt vaguely like Trek, even if "A Federation ship warps into a system, blows up a dozen vessels, then warps out" isn't a very Trek story. Considering I paid almost nothing for it at and I was a normalfag with shit taste at the time I think I got my money's worth out of it.
▶ 38bec9 (1) No.17876>>17877
>>17869
That guy looks pretty neat. What is he, a Cardassian hybrid?
▶ 27e253 (8) No.17877
>>17876
Joined Trill. Named Joran
▶ 2b3cd4 (1) No.17911
>>17908
looks like a dress uniform, or a medical uniform, or pic related
▶ 27e253 (8) No.17913
>>17908
If you took off the white strip at the top and continued the lower color scheme onto the shoulders you'd probably have a decent non-specialty (racing) uniform design.
▶ 7bfa33 (2) No.18029>>18030 >>18053 >>18054
TOS is always going to be at the top of my list. It's simple and elegant. I don't like the majority of TMP's uniforms, but most of those which incorporated white as a main color looked good. In particular, Kirk's gray-bodied admiral's uniform is one of my all-time favorites. I've never been a big fan of the WoK uniform style. I think it's just a bit too on-the-nose with the retro-futuristic naval aesthetic. It would work fine as the basis for a dress uniform, but I've always felt like it looks too overblown for a regular duty uniform.
▶ 27e253 (8) No.18030
>>18029
They're nice, but I must insist on pips for showing rank over the sleeve marks. Looks better and less ambiguous imo.
TNG films/later DS9 master race.
▶ 643ae8 (6) No.18053>>18066
>>18029
TMP uniforms are so bland and muted. The remind me of the USS Kelvin uniforms, which I wasn't too fond of either.
▶ d2fa0a (3) No.18054>>18056 >>18066
>>18029
>digital belt buckle
>tunic with optional pants
>limited washed out colors
>rank only indicated by stripes on wrists
This was fucking terrible.
▶ d2fa0a (3) No.18056
>>18054
Collar pips will always be the best way to indicate rank.
▶ 643ae8 (6) No.18057>>18059 >>18060
On the subject of the Kelvin timelines, why do a lot of their uniforms look like they belong in Starship Troopers more than Star Trek? Was the Star Trek reboot also a sneaky way for them to do proof-of-concept for the Starship Troopers reboot?
▶ 643ae8 (6) No.18059
>>18057
>Was the Star Trek reboot also a sneaky way for them to do proof-of-concept for the Starship Troopers reboot?
Simultaneously, I mean.
▶ d2fa0a (3) No.18060>>18063 >>18116
>>18057
> why do a lot of their uniforms look like they belong in Starship Troopers more than Star Trek?
Those are just the dress uniforms, and probably because they had a visual director with better taste.
▶ 643ae8 (6) No.18063
>>18060
>Those are just the dress uniforms
These are just Starfleet dress uniforms though. The Kelvin timeline is completely alien to traditional Starfleet dress uniforms. They don't fit at all.
▶ 7bfa33 (2) No.18066>>18069
>>18053
>>18054
I realize that I only posted images from TMP, but did you even bother to read the post? I was speaking specifically about the admiral's uniform worn by Kirk, and stated that I don't care for the rest.
▶ 643ae8 (6) No.18069>>18167
>>18066
Just commenting on the subject since TMP uniforms were brought up.
▶ e4ef1a (1) No.18116>>18148
>>18060
The nuTrek dress uniforms were intentionally designed to reference and invoke Soviet-era Communist military dress for (((reasons)))
▶ ad90e4 (1) No.18148>>18166
>>18116
Eh anon, I can't see it. And besides, if JJ was doing that it would be for negative reasons, not some """agenda""".
▶ e12379 (1) No.18166
>>18148
It's in their peaked caps. Large and high ones like that are very Russian.
▶ 6331a6 (1) No.18167>>18678
>>18069
That gave me an awkward boner. Until I saw Wesley
▶ 2d0b0a (1) No.18626>>18631
What do you fags think of latex uniforms?
▶ 4d2c66 (1) No.18631>>18633
>>18626
as long as the men don't wear them, it's good.
▶ ef2501 (1) No.18633>>18643
>>18631
OH GOD WHY DID I SEARCH FOR THIS?
▶ 95a116 (4) No.18643>>18647
>>18633
Pair that with the miniskirts from TNG and you'd have a whole different series.
▶ 27e253 (8) No.18647>>18648 >>18775
>>18643
>series about men in latex miniskirts
Still less gay than STD
▶ 95a116 (4) No.18648>>18649
>>18647
It's more of a tunic than a miniskirt.
Imagine Swolecard wearing this, wrestling aliens and throwing them through bulkheads while wearing Terran Empire approved battlesandals.
▶ 996ee9 (1) No.18649
>>18648
I could imagine the Swole Empire being dressed like Romans.
▶ b7c3be (1) No.18678
>>18167
He's not in the picture?
▶ 7cfa10 (1) No.18775>>18777
>>18647
A bunch of naked men rubbing babyoil over themselves and stroking their penises together is less gay than STD.
▶ 27e253 (8) No.18777>>18779
>>18775
What if Wil Wheaton was present among the men?
▶ 5a7291 (1) No.18779
>>18777
Would people be able to tell him apart from the skidmarks?