>>3035
>Exactly, they want spacious crew quarters, ice cream bars, recreational facilities, and to bring their families with them as they venture out into certain and probably lethal danger.
That honestly always rubbed me the wrong way. Kids are super resilient in some ways and horribly fragile in others.
>*RED ALERT KLAXON*
>"Okay, kids, it's time for another fire drill. Does everyone remember their safety-buddy?"
>"Miss, that's the red alert. We learned about it on Captain Picard Day, remember?"
>"Yes, uh, very good, Davey. Now, if we can all just line up in an orderly--"
>Ship moves too fast for artificial gravity to compensate and children go flying all over the place
>"Miss! Petey is dead!"
>"Not NOW, Davey! Everyone into your crash couches!"
>"But he's my safety buddy!"
>"Miss, I just saw a Romulan warbird decloak out the starboard window!"
>"No, you retard! That's a Klingon bird of prey!"
>"Both of you shut the fucking fuck up and help me get the kindergartners buckled in!"
>"Miss, I peed my pants!"