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File: 66512c1b3124bb5⋯.jpg (18.1 KB, 658x500, 329:250, enterprise drive section.jpg)

f81987 No.2958

I don't get it, why do we need the rest of it? This looks completely sufficient to fulfill the mission. Not weighed down by worthless crew quarters. Improved agility and higher power to weapons and shields ratio in combat scenarios. Why would anyone leave Starbase with a paperweight saucer section attached?

71827c No.2959

>>2958

Because Starfleet vessels are ships of peace :^)

Seriously though they are long range explorers, without crew comforts they would be worthless.


17a943 No.3035

File: 14f759d4371bdc7⋯.jpg (224.77 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, USS Defiant.jpg)

>>2959

Exactly, they want spacious crew quarters, ice cream bars, recreational facilities, and to bring their families with them as they venture out into certain and probably lethal danger.

When they want a dedicated warship you get pic related, which seems to be just the saucer section with some bits bolted on :^)


b360c3 No.3037

File: 57f176b8aaca033⋯.jpg (769.81 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, Galaxy_class_battle_bridge….jpg)

The battle bridge of the Enterprise-D was way better than the one in the saucer section.


596a50 No.3157

File: 7a5c09a8b4714e0⋯.jpg (18 KB, 366x380, 183:190, man oh shit nigga.jpg)

>>3037

>things have gotten bad enough for saucer separation

>you need your top men in the warbridge

>Wesley and three redshirts

Dammit, Riker.


596a50 No.3158

File: b31cae821b585ae⋯.jpg (373.82 KB, 970x545, 194:109, captain-picard-day-0614201….jpg)

>>3035

>Exactly, they want spacious crew quarters, ice cream bars, recreational facilities, and to bring their families with them as they venture out into certain and probably lethal danger.

That honestly always rubbed me the wrong way. Kids are super resilient in some ways and horribly fragile in others.

>*RED ALERT KLAXON*

>"Okay, kids, it's time for another fire drill. Does everyone remember their safety-buddy?"

>"Miss, that's the red alert. We learned about it on Captain Picard Day, remember?"

>"Yes, uh, very good, Davey. Now, if we can all just line up in an orderly–"

>Ship moves too fast for artificial gravity to compensate and children go flying all over the place

>"Miss! Petey is dead!"

>"Not NOW, Davey! Everyone into your crash couches!"

>"But he's my safety buddy!"

>"Miss, I just saw a Romulan warbird decloak out the starboard window!"

>"No, you retard! That's a Klingon bird of prey!"

>"Both of you shut the fucking fuck up and help me get the kindergartners buckled in!"

>"Miss, I peed my pants!"


12bc37 No.3172

File: ec072ac3f4d7413⋯.jpg (37.24 KB, 290x290, 1:1, ec072ac3f4d741310b5ee38bcb….jpg)

>>3158

>"Miss, I peed my pants!"

Could you imagine being unlucky enough to be taking a shit right before an enemy attack?

>in the engineering public restroom during your shift

>in the middle of submitting your "personal log"

<RED ALERT ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS

>ship gets hit before you can get your pants up

>waste gets everywhere

>no replicator in the restroom to make a new uniform

>have to rush out to your station covered in piss and shit

>red alert ends

>"wait, what?"

>turns out the ship hit a derelict mine, false alarm

>everyone is staring at you know, faces cringe in reaction to the stench

>"Lieutenant?"

>"Y-yes commander?"

>"Go change your uniform."

>"A-aye sir."


df5b3d No.3175

>>3157

What makes Wesley valuable is that he's both competent and credulous. Riker knows that Wes will believe and do whatever Riker tells him to do.


37c8bb No.3179

>>3172

My headcanon is that happened to O'Brien on more than one occasion.


f81987 No.3182

File: 475a31674543365⋯.jpg (115.94 KB, 482x700, 241:350, Quark TV Guide.jpg)

>>3175

Giving Riker 4 pips is almost as embarassing as those episodes where Troi or Beverly assume command over lower ranked unrestricted line officers on the bridge.


cf8330 No.3183

>>3182

Why did Riker remain a Commander? Why didn't he keep his field promotion?


596a50 No.3184

File: abff2927f37ba62⋯.png (107.96 KB, 331x217, 331:217, startrek rom just.png)

>>3183

>Why didn't he keep his field promotion?

Because his Captain was still alive, I guess. By the way, Shelby's a fucking admiral in the Peter David books.


f81987 No.3186

>>3183

>Why did Riker remain a Commander? Why didn't he keep his field promotion?

Well that was my point, the rank of Captain is not necessary to serve as "Captain" or "CO" - commanding officer of a vessel. It's very common in USN for Commander or even Lt. Commander's to be the "CO" or "Captain" of the vessel. Temporary giving Riker a rank promotion just to demote him again in a few episodes is not the way it works.

A "XO" - executive officer (first officer) can can be the same rank as the "CO", you'll see this on larger USN ships like Carriers. It is common for the "Captain" (position, not rank, aka "CO") and the "XO" to both be ranked Captains on USN Carriers. The "CO" is the designated commander of the ship though, and the Captain under him carries out his orders as "XO".

It's even depicted this way in Star Trek V and VI following Kirk's demotion from Admiral in IV. Kirk and Spock both wear the rank insignia's of Captain in V and VI.


7891f9 No.3203

>>3186

So you're saying that Riker was in charge?


f81987 No.3210

>>3203

>So you're saying that Riker was in charge?

The writers were just being derps and giving Riker a rank promotion instead of a job title promotion. Failing to differentiate between the formal rank Captain and an officer designated as the senior officer in charge of the vessel with the job title "Captain", not necessarily of that rank. Basically the line of succession aboard the Enterprise was Picard "CO" > Riker "XO" > Shelby "2nd officer", the moment Picard got assimilated, Riker assumed the "CO" and Shelby became the acting "XO". Riker and Shelby could both still retain Commander ranks, but Riker is the "CO".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commanding_officer

>In the United States Navy, commanding officer is the official title of the commander of a ship, but he or she is usually referred to as "the Captain" regardless of his or her actual rank: "Any naval officer who commands a ship is addressed by naval custom as "captain" while aboard in command, regardless of their actual rank."[1] He or she may be informally referred to as "Skipper", though allowing or forbidding the use of this form of address is the commanding officer's prerogative.

"old man" is another popular naval slang for the "skipper"


12bc37 No.3215

>>3183

Same reason he turns down every command he's offered. He sees how hard a captain has to work, and decided he would rather spend his time plowing strange alien pussy.


596a50 No.3225

File: eb29f500108a5ff⋯.png (79.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, bane garak.png)

>>3203

>So you're saying that Riker was in charge?

Doeth he feel in charge?


e89857 No.3235

>>3234

>Bane Trek

Now there is something worth seeing.


f81987 No.3237

File: 3bdac4685ba8dc9⋯.jpg (345.85 KB, 1436x1080, 359:270, number one in is charge.jpg)

>>3234

>>Bane Trek

>Now there is something worth seeing.

Nolan for Jew Jew is a fair trade up. Nolan is autistic enough to make a good Trek film, and Jew Jew is capeshit anyways. Deleted my other post cause I wanted to make some more changes (god damn wesley, i'll erase you later) but fuck it, so here's the same one again.


596a50 No.3262

>>3237

>Nolan is autistic enough to make a good Trek film

It would be dark enough to shit bats.

>"The Klingons killed my boy. I will have my revenge."

>"But Jim! You can't just murder them in cold blood!"

>"Can't I? Mr. Sulu: target their warp core."

>"Jim, please–"

>"Fire."

>wreckage and frozen purple blood everywhere


37c8bb No.3266

>>3262

>We will get a Warbird scene with the Tal-Shiar and Garak wearing a mask


166a9e No.3272

File: eb29f500108a5ff⋯.png (79.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, bane garak.png)

File: 092c5db29e210aa⋯.jpg (106.16 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, baneCIAruse.jpg)

>>3266

That's my cue.


37c8bb No.3282

>>3272

Funny thing is that it would actually be lore accurate


17a943 No.3284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>3158

>"Both of you shut the fucking fuck up and help me get the kindergartners buckled in!"

Now I just want to watch that episode.

>TFW the teacher is Keiko


37c8bb No.3285

>>3284

>The teacher is Keiko

>The class forms a suicide pact


17a943 No.3287

>>3285

>The teacher is Keiko

>Kids are suddenly possessed by the spirit of Keiko hating viewers everywhere.

>For the rest of the show there are cutaway segments to the kids pranking, tormenting, disobeying or just straight up being shamelessly rude to her.

>Keiko depends to visibly deteriorate over the course of the show

>Gets to the point where fans can tell exactly how far into the plot a scene is just from looking at how distraught Keiko is.

There's no need for the kids to suffer.

Keiko must suffer.


17a943 No.3288

>>3287

>Keiko depends to visibly deteriorate over the course of the show

Keiko begins to …..

not sure where that came from.


166a9e No.3298

File: d517be8e249ec94⋯.jpg (282.37 KB, 528x657, 176:219, doctor-crusher_528_poster.jpg)

>>3172

>being unlucky enough

>after weeks of trying, finally manage to get a date with that new Bajoran ensign from Ship's Stores

>evening goes VERY well

>she compliments you on a very fine hasparat dinner

>"I'm pretty good at replicating breakfast, too."

>she takes the hint

>just started to lift her uniform top when the klaxon goes off

>NO

>"All hands, this is NOT a drill! All off-duty personnel report to stations!"

>"I'm sure he didn't mean Ship's Stores"

>She puts her top back on with a rueful smile

>"Sorry, lieutenant. Call me."

>"But, but, but–!"

>Report to sickbay for duty, balls aching

>Crusher's ordering everyone around

>"Lieutenant, make sure those beds are sterilized and ready for…oh."

>Follow her gaze

>erection.jpg

>"Uh…"

>"Lieutenant, I want to see you in my office RIGHT NOW."

>hang head

>follow Crusher into office, expecting lecture

>*ziiiiip*

>get to ride the Red Vag of Courage, instead

>now I know why they call her "Crusher"


f81987 No.3316

File: db3cce802049f2e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.44 KB, 631x840, 631:840, The doctor is in.jpg)

File: ca010ab48ab4b71⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 252.2 KB, 1075x1500, 43:60, Beverly Crusher nude drawi….jpg)

File: e9877f5e6c1ae52⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 132.29 KB, 1200x726, 200:121, WTF Troi Beverly Why do I ….jpg)


55134e No.3317

File: 73275f802e11af1⋯.jpg (38.79 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 1465622715658.jpg)

>>3316

>3rd image

You ruseworth son of a bitch.


166a9e No.3326

File: dea2c33d07f8eb3⋯.jpg (98.6 KB, 409x293, 409:293, man mentally exhausted.jpg)

>>3317

If I live to be a million, I will never understand the dickgirl fans.


97fdb9 No.3327

>>3326

It's the height of normalfag fetishes. I am not even joking, it's the fetish someone uses when they want to pretend they are degenerate but it's so overly common and used it's just a normal fetish


166a9e No.3337

>>3327

>normalfag fetishes.

What the fuck happened to two girls at once? Or is that considered too vanilla for today's degenerates?


55134e No.3338

File: c85a4b1c0719cfc⋯.png (99.88 KB, 258x330, 43:55, c85a4b1c0719cfcf15f485004d….png)

>>3337

>What the fuck happened to two girls at once?

That's perpetuating male privilege you shitlord. :^)

>Or is that considered too vanilla for today's degenerates?

You have to ask?

The only acceptable fetishes are harem and impreg, everything else goes in the bog.


33a6ed No.3345

>>3338

>Only Harem & impreg fetishes is okay.

>Ultra normie tier fetishes like slightly bigger boob size & hair color preference is degenerate.

I think you've gazed too deeply into the void, my friend.


55134e No.3349

>>3345

I bet you'd be in favor of handholding too you pervert.

I could try to make up some autistic rant on how fetishizing something like hair color or breast size is bad, but I'd rather just go ahead and admit I made a sweeping statement when I was thinking of a general guideline.


12bc37 No.3350

>>3345

Can't really blame him for overlooking those things. Fetishes have gotten so out of hand these days, that the basic ones are considered extremely vanilla to a point of being entirely forgotten.


326a40 No.3354

File: 2fb1d2f47292a90⋯.mp4 (320.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, I'm afraid.mp4)

Just dawned on me how horrible it would've been to be a crewman on a Galaxy-class during the Dominion War. They wouldn't have allowed to take civilians on board if the ship was assigned to a combat fleet. Imagine knowing that shit as a bustle mini-city in space with kids, bars, civilian chicks to hit on, barbers - then go it it being devoid of any of that. It would have been a ghost ship by comparison. It would've been unnerving as fuck.


17a943 No.3396

>>3349

>I could try to make up some autistic rant on how fetishizing something like hair color or breast size is bad

Autistic ranting is always fun old man, don't let us stop you.


a921ef No.4611

>>3354

I bet the Federation lackeys would still try and use the swimming pool even in battle.


1d7b2b No.4641

>>3316

Do you think there are traps on federation vessels? It must be pretty easy to pass with 24th century tech. I bet half of those cute little ensigns were concealing a feminine penis.


fe62d0 No.4643

>>4641

There was certainly a few to be sure all Romulan spies under deep cover


1d7b2b No.4649

File: 37329ccf199bcc0⋯.jpg (212.23 KB, 1024x483, 1024:483, serveimage.jpg)

>>4643

>After much research and observation by Tal-Shiar agents of human recreation in their "holodecks", we have determined the Federation's greatest weakness

>Boypussy

>We will use our own reserves of this resource to subvert federation officers and impair Starfleet's operational effectiveness

>By fucking our young, slutty operatives in their tight buttholes instead of impregnating their own women, the human birthrate will begin to decline

>We project that within three generations, the human population will be insufficient to defend against Romulan invasion


1d25bb No.4656

File: 92b0b564a9c71a3⋯.jpg (70.76 KB, 674x449, 674:449, man sobbing over computer.jpg)

>>4641

>Do you think there are traps on federation vessels?

Hi, /b/. I'm pretty sure their mental problems would be easily cured by the 24th century.




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