Appointment with counselor Troi

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Appointment with counselor Troi Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 09:30:48 7e843a No.21814

Please ensign, have a seat. I'm glad you made this appointment. It takes courage to seek help. I sense that you are very anxious. What is bothering you? Remember, you can tell me anything.

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 10:20:10 7ebbbe No.21815

I have trouble sleeping. The head of security is serially beaten by any and every threat. How safe are we, really?

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 11:05:32 7e843a No.21816

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>>21815

''I sense some prejudice here, ensign. Worf is doing the best he can. Have you ever witnessed how he tears through his holodeck programs? Perhaps you should join him and commander Riker some time."

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 12:13:52 72d884 No.21818

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>>21816

It is my understanding, Counselor, that while on the holodeck, humans are not appreciative of being interrupted, and will not welcome others to pose as an audience unless they are invited. A thought occurs–A ha! Counselor Troi, because you speak of Lieutenant Worf's and Commander Riker's performance on the holodeck, I deduce that on at least one occasion, you were invited to join them on the holodeck. Because you are not of a fighting build, Counselor, I deduce that the activity you perform is recreational and not a program for battle. Most intriguing. Counselor, I accept your invitation. I believe that watching as Commander Riker and Lieutenant Worf tear through you on the holodeck will be most informative.

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 12:35:47 57441f No.21819

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>Don't think about raping Troi. Don't think about raping Troi. Don't think about raping Troi.

>Troi:

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 16:33:04 f78efa No.21823

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>>21819

"Bridge to counselor Troi, we are getting strange sensor scan anomalies from a long defunct Earth communication satellite, engineering has decoded some of the ancient data transmission yet all we have uncovered so far is an archaic visual data format. Can you make anything out of it, we are sending it over to your quarters right now."

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 18:07:56 314b5d No.21826

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>>21823

Troi to bridge, I'm not feeling very well, Captain. I think I'm going to lay down.

Anonymous 04/09/18 (Mon) 19:53:31 14a7a9 No.21830

>>21819

This gave me quite the chuckle

Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 11:15:29 e2ddf2 No.21844

File: 1d954dce06c3670⋯.jpg (34.2 KB, 475x363, 475:363, thenthdegree2.jpg)

>>21819

kick down the door

while she lay on the couch

I give a FUCK it's yo house

PUT THAT PUSSY ON MY MOUTH

RAPE RAPE

RAPE RAPE ON THE FIRST FUCKEN DATE

RAPE RAPE

PUT THAT PUSSY ON MY FACE

Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 11:18:21 b176d3 No.21845

>>21823

Kek'd

Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 11:22:56 7e843a No.21846

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>>21844

I-it turns me on b-but it shouldn't. It feels wrong but good at the same time. I'm confused, Reg.

Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 13:46:19 fd1608 No.21850

>>21814

>Please ensign, have a seat. I'm glad you made this appointment. It takes courage to seek help. I sense that you are very anxious. What is bothering you? Remember, you can tell me anything.

I am more bothered by the terrible reimagining of SW than STD

Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 14:42:58 beaf98 No.21852

>>21844

Is this some form of quasimusic negronoise available elsewhere or does it just look suspiciously similar in its arrangement?

Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 10:23:25 e2ddf2 No.21896

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>21852

bixnood nigga

Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 14:57:38 7e843a No.21897

>>21896

feminists will defend this because it's black culture

Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 15:30:48 73d182 No.21898

File: a3e6343c92304a1⋯.jpg (25.31 KB, 400x314, 200:157, happy sisko.jpg)

>>21896

This shit is flames, man.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 15:33:21 67e561 No.21900

>>21814

Counselor Troi, I have a very solid problem I could use your hands with.

Anonymous 04/11/18 (Wed) 21:27:58 c7c036 No.21955

>>21897

Would you be up to playing the piece in question to your local feminist group/cabal so you can report back on their reaction?

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 00:40:47 19445a No.21959

I always have such mixed feelings about these rp threads. They're a strange mix of win and cringe.

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 02:12:33 73d182 No.21963

>>21959

Can't handle a little bit of cringe, boy? It's okay to laugh at yourself, we're all friends here. Sort of.

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 04:57:13 51c461 No.21968

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>>21963

>boy

You better watch it with that "boy" shit, redneck. You're talking to the duly appointed sherrif of Rock Ridge.

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:45:37 f78efa No.21978

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>>21968

You're a long way from the Warner Brothers film lot. I suggest you go back to your side of the quadrant. Sherrif.

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:46:11 7e843a No.21979

>>21955

I would if I were a negro.

>>21959

It's fun thread, son. I guess pretty much everybody here would like to have at least one appointment with her. I know I would.

Anonymous 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:38:57 c7c036 No.21981

>>21979

>I would if I were a negro.

Get some bootpolish and tell them that you're a 'proud transracial Afri-Kin'. If they don't accept that and start freaking out at you call them evil, white nationalist, bigots and tell them about how badly your (adopted) ancestors were oppressed by slavery (be sure to call them crypto-confederates) - go on to mention that you're being treated for second-hand-post-traumatic-slave-syndrome, which is definitely a real thing shut up, and that they are triggering you so hard right now. be sure to have a clear escape route, with multiple redundancies, planned and prepared beforehand

Anonymous 04/16/18 (Mon) 16:52:46 53c600 No.22198

>>21959

Wait till you're keeping up with the Cardassians.