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I rated her as a 2/10 because she was near Rom. Fucking gross.

>>21516 (OP)

>Leeta

>Maybe a 4/10

>Arguably a 5 or 6, but being a whiny bitch drops her a few points

>Chooses Rom

>3/10

>Throws a fit about traditional Ferengi marriage ceremony and insults her fiances culture, political beliefs, and religion

>2/10

>Doesn't even try to hide that she's manipulating her socially anxious, autistic, border line savant husband

>1/10

>Probably banged her husbands brother repeatedly (hopefully just) before the marriage, and got SPOONED god knows how many times before that

>-38140870/10

You have transcended the state of pleb and gone full villein. I'm actually kind of impressed.

Leeta's a complete ditz. Bashir is WAY too fucking good for her, even when he's being a pompous vacuous narcissist that lacks any semblance of common sense. She's also only pretty because she's had cosmetic surgery (and no amount of that will make a girl pretty on the inside). They're a perfect match.

Also, your opinion of Rom's looks are completely irrelevant, given that you're not into guys (I assume) and don't exist in a universe where Ferengi do.

>>21530

>and no amount of that will make a girl pretty on the inside

Someone is unfamiliar with vaginal cosmetic surgery.

>>21535

Of all the disagreements over who best girl is, we can at least agree on who the worst is.

>>21536

'Best' is hard to define, but everyone knows shit when they smell it

>>21537

Especially the diaperfags.

>>21541

Are you trying to summon them?

>>21535

Even worse than Jadzia? I like her as a character but you'd have to be full retard to date her.

>>21545

Jadzia has the benefit of being qt despite being a slut. If you could somehow undo all the dicking's she's taken you know you'd wife her in an instant. Leeta by contrast is both a slut and looks whorish, and to top it off is a fucking wrinklenose.

>>21545

Jadzia is an absolute psycho. Maybe not in season 1-3, but in season 4-7 she's batshit crazy. She is that kind of crazy chick that would laugh when you step on a mine.

>>21547

>>21549

It's Dax, not the qt Jadzia, goddammit! Fucking slut worm.

>>21545

>Jadzia Dax

>Kind of cute, nice smile (+)

>Even when she wasn't going full 'crazy eyes' psycho bitch, and starting inter-quadrant wars, she was always a little bit … off (-)

>Has slept with basically everything capable of sustaining an erection (-)

>Voluntarily agreed to turn her torso into a 5 star hotel room for the SlutSlug itself. (-)

Final score - minus two

>Leeta

>Not *that* bad looking, I guess (0)

>Presumably sucked Quark off in order to get and keep her job (---——-)

>Married Rom (-)

>Treats Rom like shit (---)

>Bajoran ([-]*10^42)

Final score - no need for a definite number, confirmed for worstest waifu

>>21558

<Voluntarily agreed to turn her torso into a 5 star hotel room for the SlutSlug itself. (-)

To be fair she didn't know what slug she would be getting when she applied for the program. She just knew she'd be getting access to multiple lifetimes worth of memories, experience, and skill. On top of that only the creme de la creme of Trill are even considered for joining, so the mere fact that you're good enough to be selected is a pretty nice feather in your cap. I don't believe Jadzia knew she would be getting Dax, and if even if she did, is the slutty nature of that slug really common knowledge?

>>21559

Considering that at least one of the previous hosts was a colossal embarrassment for the Symbiosis Commission and a murderer at that, and that Curzon was a well known womaniser, whoremonger, and housebreaker I would suggest that he should have been put up for extensive psychological and medical review before being assigned a new host. Actually, looking at the timeline and host list, Dax only seems to have gone off the rails after the Joran host. Could becoming the SlutSlug have been some kind of psychological coping mechanism that helped with having to hold the stored consciousness of a narcissistic psychopath who should never have been cleared for joining?

>>21560

Hmm, you might have a point there. We know that whatever therapy they used to suppress Joran's memories wasn't effective. The external effects only started coming up in Jadzia's time, but who knows how long it's been fucking with the symbiont's subconscious. Add to that Joran is the only host Dax has had that wasn't approved by the commission, and thus even without the murder is very psychologically different from the other hosts.

>>21563

I never thought I would feel sympathy for the slutslug. The moral of the story is that the Trill authorities in every episode they're in were completely right about everything.

>>21563

How would you save the symbiont from Joran? Old-style talk therapy, get the other hosts to acknowledge Joran and deal with his influence?

>>21564

>The moral of the story is that the Trill authorities in every episode they're in were completely right about everything.

They were right about limiting the access of symbionts only to proper hosts but they fucked up pretty hard in dealing with it when their system fucks up. When Joran happened they just swept it all under the rug and pretended nothing happened.

>>21564

>The moral of the story is that the Trill authorities in every episode they're in were completely right about everything.

I thought it was more along the lines of 'the rules exist for a reason'

>>21567

>How would you save the symbiont from Joran?

Well, we don't really have enough data about Trill Symbiont neurology to really draw a hard and fast answer. There's no reason to suggest that a human treatment, like talking therapy, would work on the different brain in a symbiont. The fact that they're neurologically and biochemically compatible with a humanoid species would suggest that there should be some overlap with human psychology. However the fact that the symbiont can store a currently unknown number of humanoid lifetimes and consciousnesses tells us that their brains are different enough that they may need an entirely novel form of treatment. Given that the unjoined Trill seem to practically worship the damned things researching their brains (including the biopsies and dissections that would involve) might be tricky.

>>21516 (OP)

Rom is the worst character in Star Trek

Neelix>Wesley Crusher>>>>Rom

Why couldn't the pah-wraiths kill his stupid ass

>>21600

Neelix > Wesley > Rom >> Bajorans in general >>>>>>>>>>> Leeta

>>21604

Mudd>Neelix>Wesley>Bajorans>>>>Rom>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ezri

>>21609

Is that smug, post Dax Ezri? Or the adorably shy and superhumanly cute Ezri Tigan (prime timeline please, M-Ezri is a smug cunt who needs to be put in her place).

>>21609

Naiomi>Neelix>Wesley>DiapEzri

Rom's kinda okay. He's a nerd, maybe the bajorans let xem kick it.

>>21516 (OP)

Says more about Bashir tbh.

>>21653

Space bard

>>21653

>Star Wars character

>Non-canonical at that

Granted non-canonical is very tempting with the way Star Wars has been going lately, but you have your own board now. It's a nice board (considering), go there and enjoy it.

>>21665

Underrated sensible chuckle, almost satanic digits.

>>21653

His ass was his only personality.