/strek/ - Star Trek ★

Earth.

No disease, no murder, everyone has magic kitchens, and showing is doing by sound machines that could be in any room. You could neet to such an extent unseen in modern times.

>>20791 (OP)

>I'm sure all the women would want me because I'm so tall and have a very hairy chest.

Probably but they're all arrogant bitches so why would you want to be around them?

I want a woman that's confident, not a cunt. You're better off using your allotted holodeck time to have group sex with 50 Tashas.

>>20791 (OP)

That's like a hairy 6'4 woman saying the men on Earth would want her. Effeminate manlets are exactly what they want on Angel One.

>>20794

Fair point, but also, Risa. you get your NEETdom but on a planet of people who will bang you for having the right idol in your window.

some girl tried to give picard the succ, even if it was just a prank from Riker.

>>20798

>That's like a hairy 6'4 woman saying the men on Earth would want her.

/monster/ exists, you know.

>6'4"

>tall

Top kek, midget.

>>20799

You forget, Risa is a "tropical paradise" planet. Anything that you wouldn't expect on a Caribbean beach won't be there, either. It's non-stop sunbathing and beach volleyball and sexytimes. Great for a vacation, sure, but you'll tire of it in a month. They probably don't even have fucking internet access.

>>20791 (OP)

>the women are 6'5"

>you are instantly considered unattractive to them

>>20798

I'd want one. Tall women are sexy and I don't mind the hair.

Shore Leave Planet.

For when I want to do shit in the holodeck bit the wife wants a vacation…

>>20835

>Cons:

>?

The guys have raging moose knuckles and you will never go a day in your life not seeing their balls.

>>20836

>bunch of mostly naked chicks around

>looking at guys

>>20836

What's the problem?

>15 posts

>No one has said Cardassia Prime

Jesus fuck /strek/…

>>20847

Why the fuck would I want to go to a planet that's even hotter and dryer than where I already live? Fuck you, nigger.

>>20848

Cardassia is humid, not dry.

>>20848

It’s not Vulcan you stupid twat.

>>20791 (OP)

I wanna retire on Beta Cassius better know as Haven. It is a world so renowned for it's peaceful beauty that some believe it has mystical healing power.

Nice cabin near the ocean and a bunch of alien waifus.

Going to go out on a major limb here and saying that planet from Insurrection.

Yeah it's a primitive agrarian society and all that, but it MAKES YOU FUCKING IMMORTAL. Besides, technology does work there, so you can just bring computers and holodecks and whatever the fuck else you want. Forget a NEET life on Earth or Risa; here you can be one for millions of years!

>>20847

It has some really nice historical ruins but a true Cardassian is out in his Galor conquering the stars.

>>20841

They kept coming up to the crew in the show. Besides, they're everywhere. You're never going to not see them.

>>20845

They aren't /cuteboys/

>>20879

Of course they aren't /cuteboys/, not a single fat NEET wracked with acne and autism on that planet.

>>20884

>not a single fat NEET wracked with acne and autism on that planet

I never asked for an explanation for why you won't be there but thanks for the heads up I guess?

>>20859

Yeah but you have to live like some futuristic wannabe Amishcuck. How many centuries do you want to spend weeding your garden or milling grain for your village?

I'd rather just hang out on Earth, go rock climbing, fuck around in holodeck RPGs, and enjoy a cappuccino from my old friend Cosimo for 150 years.

>>20885

Is that the best you got? Not bad.

>>20890

I thought that was pretty good.

>>20890

It's better than what you've delivered. Your comment reeks of underage b& attention seeker, just wandering in an doing nothing but trying to provoke a reaction through insults. Childish. Insults via replies are always better than just coming in and doing nothing but insulting people trying to get a reaction. Turning someone's insult against them is a thousand times better than insulting to begin with. Lurk a little more until you learn, newfag.

>>20849

Ah shit, I had it totally backwards. I guess the saunas wouldn't make sense if they couldn't tolerate humidity. Still, I was raised in that environment, so I'll pass.

>>20893

ur a fag lol

>>20893

It wasn't an insult, it was a summary of what you'd find on /cuteboys/. You insulted me personally, because a cursory glance at /cuteboys/ would prove what I said to be correct. You are upset, understandably so, but you misdirect your anger at me instead of the fatties eating hams and taking estrogen and thinking the product will be a cute boy instead of an emasculated porker.

>The rest of this autism

See >>20912

>>20913

>caring this much about cute boys

Hurry up and catch AIDS.

Why does a guy have to be attractive for it to be acceptable to have his balls out? We're all guys here, there's nothing gay about our genitals. How are we supposed to get swole without post-workout showers?

>>20916

>there’s nothing gay about our genitals.

It’s gay if they touch

>>20918

I don't know about you, but I can go about my day without touching my dick to another man's dick.

>>20919

>I can go about my day without touching my dick to another man's dick.

Thinking about dicks this much says a lot about you.

>>20913

Your first comment was an insult.

And yeah your second one was.

And this attempt just reeks of trying too hard.

You're weak. Leave.

>>20928

My first post in this thread directed at you was the summary, as I said. My second was not an insult, my third was an explanation of my first. This is my fourth post, and I post it because you told me not to, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>20922

Well, we're talking about dicks, after all.

>>20991

To be fair, the thread topic is "what planet is best?". Any kind of explicit comparison like that only invites quarreling, an effect which is only multiplied when you consider it's happening on an imageboard.

>>20999

There should be no arguing. Clearly Ferenginar

>>21053

Isn't Ferenginar a really shitty swamp that even most Ferengi aren't fond of?

>>21067

It sounds super comfy to stay inside with some replicated tea. I dig the heavy rain as long as the day's cold, hot humid days are the worst.

>>21074

Nothing like a good relaxing cup of hot sluggo and bucket of worms to munch on while sitting inside doing some day trading.

Best way to spend a day while it's glemmening.

>>21099

I bet you're one of those fags that drinks hot Dr Pepper with lemon.

>>21104

Fuck you that shit is great.

Protip use lemon extract.

>>21074

>>21075

>Rain & Tea

A Jean-Luc Picard novel

>>21104

>hot Dr Pepper with lemon.

Please tell me that isn't a thing?

>Breen

>Learn to speak Hexadecimal

>Walk around in a comfy AF, climate controlled suit, with all the options

>Bring your replicator and holosuite to live however the fuck you want inside your home

>50/50 odds that Breen females are cute monster girls under the suit

>>22217

A planet where everybody is a genocidal maniac. I like.

>>21139

Oh it is a thing.

It is a glorious thing.

Use a half cap of Tom's(mccormickwould work in a pinch) lemon extract / 12 oz coffee mug. Add after bringing TO to aboit 80-90 degrees C.>>21139

>>21139

>>22219

So /r9k/?

The best planet is Potatohoe.

>>21139

Oh it's a thing. Dr Pepper thought it up to try and keep soda sales up during the winter. It's a mediocre beverage at best. The nicest thing I can say about it is that it tastes better than hot water.

>>22448

>not living on Water

>>22491

>he wants to live on gayboy planet and play basketball literally 24/7 instead of raising his own farm from the spirit of the soil