fa1700 No.20791
Which planet is best? Which one would you like to visit and why?
As I'm 6'4 I want to go to planet Angel One - aka Planet of the Manlets. I'm sure all the women would want me because I'm so tall and have a very hairy chest. There women provide for their men which means I could enjoy a comfy neet life.
8c9c1b No.20794
Earth.
No disease, no murder, everyone has magic kitchens, and showing is doing by sound machines that could be in any room. You could neet to such an extent unseen in modern times.
51b424 No.20796
>>20791
>I'm sure all the women would want me because I'm so tall and have a very hairy chest.
Probably but they're all arrogant bitches so why would you want to be around them?
I want a woman that's confident, not a cunt. You're better off using your allotted holodeck time to have group sex with 50 Tashas.
dbf5fb No.20798
>>20791
That's like a hairy 6'4 woman saying the men on Earth would want her. Effeminate manlets are exactly what they want on Angel One.
b3048a No.20799
>>20794
Fair point, but also, Risa. you get your NEETdom but on a planet of people who will bang you for having the right idol in your window.
some girl tried to give picard the succ, even if it was just a prank from Riker.
f196b4 No.20800
>>20798
>That's like a hairy 6'4 woman saying the men on Earth would want her.
/monster/ exists, you know.
89337f No.20804
>6'4"
>tall
Top kek, midget.
0fcf99 No.20811
>>20799
You forget, Risa is a "tropical paradise" planet. Anything that you wouldn't expect on a Caribbean beach won't be there, either. It's non-stop sunbathing and beach volleyball and sexytimes. Great for a vacation, sure, but you'll tire of it in a month. They probably don't even have fucking internet access.
59fd5c No.20812
>>20791
>the women are 6'5"
>you are instantly considered unattractive to them
75fa29 No.20827
>>20798
I'd want one. Tall women are sexy and I don't mind the hair.
d6fb2c No.20832
Shore Leave Planet.
For when I want to do shit in the holodeck bit the wife wants a vacation…
8c9c1b No.20834
>>20812
You're instantly considered unattractive to them regardless of their height.
da7d6d No.20835
Personally, I'd head for the Buttcheek, Camel Toe, and Bouncy Titty planet.
Pros:
>nothing to do but lay around and fuck and get swole
>angry alien/god thing provides and protects
>all greasy massages come with happy ending
>if wesley ever shows up they're going to gas him
Cons:
>?
8c9c1b No.20836
>>20835
>Cons:
>?
The guys have raging moose knuckles and you will never go a day in your life not seeing their balls.
da7d6d No.20841
>>20836
>bunch of mostly naked chicks around
>looking at guys
ad15f4 No.20845
>>20836
What's the problem?
6e8955 No.20847
>15 posts
>No one has said Cardassia Prime
Jesus fuck /strek/…
ad15f4 No.20848
>>20847
Why the fuck would I want to go to a planet that's even hotter and dryer than where I already live? Fuck you, nigger.
51b424 No.20849
>>20848
Cardassia is humid, not dry.
0b107c No.20851
>>20848
It’s not Vulcan you stupid twat.
d5495d No.20854
>>20791
I wanna retire on Beta Cassius better know as Haven. It is a world so renowned for it's peaceful beauty that some believe it has mystical healing power.
Nice cabin near the ocean and a bunch of alien waifus.
0fcf99 No.20859
Going to go out on a major limb here and saying that planet from Insurrection.
Yeah it's a primitive agrarian society and all that, but it MAKES YOU FUCKING IMMORTAL. Besides, technology does work there, so you can just bring computers and holodecks and whatever the fuck else you want. Forget a NEET life on Earth or Risa; here you can be one for millions of years!
c16afa No.20860
>>20847
It has some really nice historical ruins but a true Cardassian is out in his Galor conquering the stars.
8c9c1b No.20879
>>20841
They kept coming up to the crew in the show. Besides, they're everywhere. You're never going to not see them.
>>20845
They aren't /cuteboys/
89337f No.20884
>>20879
Of course they aren't /cuteboys/, not a single fat NEET wracked with acne and autism on that planet.
8c9c1b No.20885
>>20884
>not a single fat NEET wracked with acne and autism on that planet
I never asked for an explanation for why you won't be there but thanks for the heads up I guess?
51b424 No.20889
>>20859
Yeah but you have to live like some futuristic wannabe Amishcuck. How many centuries do you want to spend weeding your garden or milling grain for your village?
I'd rather just hang out on Earth, go rock climbing, fuck around in holodeck RPGs, and enjoy a cappuccino from my old friend Cosimo for 150 years.
89337f No.20890
>>20885
Is that the best you got? Not bad.
51b424 No.20892
>>20890
I thought that was pretty good.
8c9c1b No.20893
>>20890
It's better than what you've delivered. Your comment reeks of underage b& attention seeker, just wandering in an doing nothing but trying to provoke a reaction through insults. Childish. Insults via replies are always better than just coming in and doing nothing but insulting people trying to get a reaction. Turning someone's insult against them is a thousand times better than insulting to begin with. Lurk a little more until you learn, newfag.
ad15f4 No.20896
>>20849
Ah shit, I had it totally backwards. I guess the saunas wouldn't make sense if they couldn't tolerate humidity. Still, I was raised in that environment, so I'll pass.
5d408f No.20899
>>20897
Do not believe his lies
272e3f No.20900
>>20899
But look how fun it is. And it's always warm and peaceful and springtime.
84cd8a No.20912
89337f No.20913
>>20893
It wasn't an insult, it was a summary of what you'd find on /cuteboys/. You insulted me personally, because a cursory glance at /cuteboys/ would prove what I said to be correct. You are upset, understandably so, but you misdirect your anger at me instead of the fatties eating hams and taking estrogen and thinking the product will be a cute boy instead of an emasculated porker.
>The rest of this autism
See >>20912
a0d7ec No.20915
>>20913
>caring this much about cute boys
Hurry up and catch AIDS.
ad15f4 No.20916
Why does a guy have to be attractive for it to be acceptable to have his balls out? We're all guys here, there's nothing gay about our genitals. How are we supposed to get swole without post-workout showers?
025922 No.20918
>>20916
>there’s nothing gay about our genitals.
It’s gay if they touch
ad15f4 No.20919
>>20918
I don't know about you, but I can go about my day without touching my dick to another man's dick.
4c9d1d No.20922
>>20919
>I can go about my day without touching my dick to another man's dick.
Thinking about dicks this much says a lot about you.
8c9c1b No.20928
>>20913
Your first comment was an insult.
And yeah your second one was.
And this attempt just reeks of trying too hard.
You're weak. Leave.
89337f No.20935
>>20928
My first post in this thread directed at you was the summary, as I said. My second was not an insult, my third was an explanation of my first. This is my fourth post, and I post it because you told me not to, and there's nothing you can do about it.
ad15f4 No.20941
>>20922
Well, we're talking about dicks, after all.
9baf74 No.20945
Please stop fighting. It upsets me.
c33d26 No.20991
Why is it when I go into every thread on /strek/ as of late all I see are a bunch of anons squabbling with each other like a bunch of schoolgirls?
Do you need a timeout or something?
1f299f No.20999
>>20991
To be fair, the thread topic is "what planet is best?". Any kind of explicit comparison like that only invites quarreling, an effect which is only multiplied when you consider it's happening on an imageboard.
ec668b No.21053
>>20999
There should be no arguing. Clearly Ferenginar
1f299f No.21067
>>21053
Isn't Ferenginar a really shitty swamp that even most Ferengi aren't fond of?
21c6de No.21074
>>21067
It sounds super comfy to stay inside with some replicated tea. I dig the heavy rain as long as the day's cold, hot humid days are the worst.
1f299f No.21075
>>21074
>It sounds super comfy to stay inside with some replicated tea
>I dig the heavy rain as long as the day's cold
I like the sound of that…
d6fb2c No.21099
>>21074
Nothing like a good relaxing cup of hot sluggo and bucket of worms to munch on while sitting inside doing some day trading.
Best way to spend a day while it's glemmening.
8a9127 No.21104
>>21099
I bet you're one of those fags that drinks hot Dr Pepper with lemon.
eee253 No.21105
>>21104
Fuck you that shit is great.
Protip use lemon extract.
c2430c No.21139
>>21074
>>21075
>Rain & Tea
A Jean-Luc Picard novel
>>21104
>hot Dr Pepper with lemon.
Please tell me that isn't a thing?
249e89 No.22215
>>20791
I would pick the dying planet Kataan if I get a friend like Batai and a wife like Eline.
52b2ef No.22216
>Breen
>Learn to speak Hexadecimal
>Walk around in a comfy AF, climate controlled suit, with all the options
>Bring your replicator and holosuite to live however the fuck you want inside your home
>50/50 odds that Breen females are cute monster girls under the suit
ea180e No.22217
>>20791
>Which planet is best?
Planet Kevin.
249e89 No.22219
>>22217
A planet where everybody is a genocidal maniac. I like.
87d4fa No.22221
>>21139
Oh it is a thing.
It is a glorious thing.
Use a half cap of Tom's(mccormickwould work in a pinch) lemon extract / 12 oz coffee mug. Add after bringing TO to aboit 80-90 degrees C.>>21139
>>21139
c9c096 No.22270
452ca7 No.22274
>>22270
Is killing all women and normalniggers technically genocide? I don't think so.
Robots did nothing wrong.
ad15f4 No.22276
The best planet is Potatohoe.
8a9127 No.22483
>>21139
Oh it's a thing. Dr Pepper thought it up to try and keep soda sales up during the winter. It's a mediocre beverage at best. The nicest thing I can say about it is that it tastes better than hot water.
557744 No.22491
>>22448
>not living on Water
ad15f4 No.22495
>>22491
>he wants to live on gayboy planet and play basketball literally 24/7 instead of raising his own farm from the spirit of the soil
3e3344 No.22496
>>22491
>>22495
>Not partaking of the water that quenches all thirst and gives everlasting life.
Bunch of fucking slack-jawed fedoras around here. This stuff will turn you into a spiritual tyrannosaurus. just like me.