/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>14016 (OP)

I unironically liked TLJ and think everyone is being a pissbaby crying over it.

For reference I've always liked the prequels even tho they were shit.

>>14020

>pissbaby

>unironically

where did you come from?

>>14020

Not sure if trolling or just tumblr.

>>14031

I still can't get over the fact that that's supposed to be a Star Wars character. She looks so out of place, it's ridiculous.

>>14032

>I still can't get over the fact that that's supposed to be a Star Wars character. She looks so out of place, it's ridiculous.

Bea Arthur singing in the 1970s special was weird, but it can hide behind the

>it's the 70s, there was a lot of weird shit going on and cocaine

Laura Dern portraying a spaceStronk Womyn IN CHARGE because it's current year. Shit is goofy. It's goofier than the 70s christmas special because disney expects the movie to be treated as canon serious. It's nuttier than a squirrel turd.

>star wars is too limited to be an interesting franchise

I'll wait for a rental, like I did with the last couple movies. and the prequels

>>14089

>>star wars is too limited to be an interesting franchise

but if fans rebuke the new movies, the franchise will be fractured into forty new tv-series debuting simultaneously across ABC, FOX and Hulu

Do you guys have green hookers?

>>14089

>too limited because enough shit movies and current year tv shows

>disregarding hundreds of games, comics and novels

Might as well make a WH40K movie and say that shit is too limited because it only has one fucking movie. Fucking hacks.

>>14143

Yes, but most of them are horrible teases and will just try to sell you into slavery without even putting out.

>>14250

How have we dropped the ball? Disney bombing is exactly as the dark lords predicted. Their fall will ensure that our fallen comrades are avenged. Also send help to /sw/, we got an alien invasion on our hands.

>>14295

>How have we dropped the ball?

>Shatner tweets something cool dissing the film, had to read about on /tv/

yes, reinforce /sw/ until the TLJ is dead, we have to stir the pot until JJ is removed from the universe

>>14250

>Fake tweet is /strek/ dropping the ball

The board guilty of dropping the ball is /tv/ for not meme'ing the shit out of the JewWars film.

>>14297

How do you make fun of Starwars aids when you're already pozzed by Discovery?

We all die together.

>>14298

Discovery isn't Star Trek

We got The Orville for new Star Trek.

>>14299

You can't surrender your ex-gf to black cock without a fight, cuck.

>>14305

>Assuming she was taken in the first place

She was never my gf. Having that creepy girl stalking you does not a gf make.

>>14318

If everyone in the neighborhood says she's your gf, then it might as well be so. Only way out is to choke her with a tribble and dispose of the body. Once Discovery is dead and buried everyone can finally forget about her. After that its just a matter of getting rid of all information about STD from the ST fan sites and encyclopedias. Fuck Memory Alpha.

>>14392

>If everyone in the neighborhood says she's your gf, then it might as well be so.

STD is no one's GF. No one that counts anyway.

>Only way out is to choke her with a tribble and dispose of the body. Once Discovery is dead and buried everyone can finally forget about her. After that its just a matter of getting rid of all information about STD from the ST fan sites and encyclopedias. Fuck Memory Alpha.

Throw nu disney wars and the /tv/tards who tries to troll with the muh kino prequel posting in the same pile. Fuck anything that Abrams touched with a flamethrower.

>>14399

Oh yeah merry christmas and happy new year, fuck nu scifi, long live pulpy scifi with scantily clad green skinned alien chicks.