b553c6 No.1135
Gentlemen it has come to my attention that we have no board-tan. This warrants serious discussion for if we are to meme one into existence we need to establish right now what species she is, what faction she is and from what era. Not to mention things like her appearance, personality as well as her duties.
So in short, pitch your ideas for a strek-tan
cf4d60 No.1137
Her appearance will be cute.
Cuteness above all.
Also, I think she should be a TOS captain's yeoman with a clipboard for us to sign.
b4b731 No.1139
You just wanted us to post pics of Andorian Milfs, Gorn Maids, Orion Slave Girls and Vulcan Love Slaves didn't you OP?
1e9905 No.1147
unless someone's actually willing to draw for free, i don't really see much of a point in the thread
363118 No.1149
cf4d60 No.1153
You lads know what I want.
Her outfit/era should be undefined, so she can be drawn in different clothes throughout Star Trek.
cf4d60 No.1154
>>1147
How good do you have to be?
d680ff No.1155
>>1153
>andorian qt in TOS federation uniform
yes, i approve that
f9663f No.1185
Majel Barrett in her prime wouldn't be the worst idea.
8f6c8c No.1198
>>1185
Perhaps, but she wouldn't be good either.
f9663f No.1215
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>>1198
I would nail Majel-in-her-prime to the wall with my dick, but I understand.
Howabout we risk certain death and steal Asuka from /pol/ and /a/ and put her in a Starfleet uniform?
b4b731 No.1247
>>1215
Fortune favours the bold.
2a7393 No.1254
>>1161
They are all mostly cute, but slightly ugly, and give off a mild tranny vibe. Fascinating.
c926d5 No.1264
>>1254
I cannot read this without picturing Spock or Data in my head.
cf4d60 No.1294
So what's the verdict? Who's the lucky gal?
f9663f No.1296
>>1294
Maybe we should make our own donut steel Vulcan or Klingon babe.
cf4d60 No.1307
>>1296
How about a Klingaboo?
In a cute way, not like Jadzia.
8f6c8c No.1309
>>1307
She would need to do all cultures at some point.
cf4d60 No.1327
6aa93f No.1366
>>1294
First of all we need a drawfag to make some sketches of what we said earlier in this thread, then we can proceed to the voting
d91b70 No.1368
>>1307
>not like Jadzia.
Why do people hate the old man so much?
cf4d60 No.1373
>>1366
Do we have any drawfags? I don't mind drawing, but my stuff is kinda amateur hour (pic related).
25f47f No.1382
6aa93f No.1385
>>1373
It's fine, anon
That's a qt andorian right there
bad884 No.1392
>>1373
The fact she is not looking at pinkskins in disgust turns me off.
f9663f No.1427
File: bc34b06019f0c23⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 120.48 KB, 1024x544, 32:17, trek_girls_by_sailmaster_s….jpg)
I have found a useful drawing aide.
b4b731 No.1435
>>1427
That has to be one of the single most horrifying things I have ever witnessed on any board. That's quite an accomplishment actually.
f9663f No.1442
File: 4ff5f9306df000f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.04 KB, 835x470, 167:94, jew amy schumer induce vom….jpg)
>>1435
>That has to be one of the single most horrifying things I have ever witnessed on any board.
Found the newfag.
b4b731 No.1444
>>1442
That is okay honestly all things considered. The CGI Xenos is horrifying more so for the fact that someone created that and must have stepped back once and said "Yes, I've done a good job!" Honestly what sort of nightmares is going on in that creator's head?
f9663f No.1447
>>1444
>That is okay honestly all things considered.
That was… uh, Amy Schumer.
Like, naked.
b4b731 No.1451
>>1447
Not as bad as Shillary Clinton* nudes.
f9663f No.1471
>>1451
Well, no, of course not, but that's like saying "I'm glad I ate the treated sewage instead of the raw sewage."
f9663f No.1507
>>1309
>She would need to do all cultures at some point.
I kept this at the back of my mind autism and, whilst reading the announcement about the Hunger Games, I realized we can make multiple different waifu-tans that are all the same girl: a Changeling. We can dress her in the same uniform and jewelery in every incarnation so it is understood that no matter what we're looking at (andorian, human, klingon, etc.) it's all the same best girl.
>pic related, only cute instead of baboonish
cf4d60 No.1544
>>1507
This is a good idea, as long as Bucket-tan is cute.
f9663f No.1599
>>1544
>This is a good idea, as long as Bucket-tan is cute.
Naturally. Her normal state is a puddle of goo, so whatever race she's currently rockin', she'll choose to be an attractive one.
Now, I'm thinking current Star Trek Next Gen uniform and some jewelery. Maybe Uhura's jade earrings as an homage?
f90d1e No.1611
f9663f No.1655
>>1373
She's cute. Do you mind adding her to the changeling idea, where she's pretending to be Andorian?
bfb4a1 No.1668
So it's agreed /strek/'s board-tan will be bucket-tan?
cf4d60 No.1687
>>1655
Sounds good. I like the Bucket-tan idea.
f9663f No.1694
>>1668
>bucket-tan
I don't know why, but I find that name extraordinarily pleasing.
f9663f No.1695
>>1687
>Sounds good. I like the Bucket-tan idea.
Make it so. Let's enter your pic into the next Hunger Games.
They mess with our waifu, we end their laifu.
7f32ea No.1891
>>1695
Bucket-tan could literally become anyone or anything.
9e8832 No.3831
Haven't drawn in a while, and small scale hands were never my strong suit. Still, r8 my Bucket-tan.
1509ff No.3833
Vulcan girls with short hair are always a good option, if a little unadventurous.
>>3831
It's shit.
1509ff No.3834
>>3833
But what I wouldn't give for more Cardassian girls. I need to know if their pussies are canonically blue or not.
1509ff No.3835
File: 3c23899e57b0f24⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.41 KB, 571x778, 571:778, hot_stone_hottie_by_dethsp….jpg)
File: 40ba0a1f954411c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.05 MB, 1600x1183, 1600:1183, cardassia_blue_by_syphorea….png)
>>3834
There's not even any good porn of them.
d07391 No.3839
>>3835
>There's not even any good porn of them.
The spoonhead is where your hot load goes, as the bucket-tan andorian /pol/strek nazi girl you didn't even know was lurking as flower pot nearby, appears to slurp down the contents.
1509ff No.3840
>>3839
Keep your terrible board-tan shit to yourself. Board-tan's are cancer and so are the people who like them.
0c47b0 No.3885
>>3834
>I need to know if their pussies are canonically blue or not.
I now also need to know this.
79bc31 No.3913
>>3833
(((sᎢᏒᎬᏦᏦᎬᎠ)))
one downdoot
>>3840
This is a waifu thread, numbnuts. Keep your "le funny reaction images" to yourself
>>3885
Is that all you pussies do, talk about pussy?
1509ff No.3915
>>3913
Keep your cancer to yourself then.
79bc31 No.3918
1509ff No.3923
>>3918
Then don't ask me to keep anything to myself, fag.
0c47b0 No.3927
>>3913
>Is that all you pussies do, talk about pussy?
Found the woman.
79bc31 No.3929
>>3927
Whatever you say, pussy.
d85001 No.3975
>>3840
Board-tan shit can be bearable in small doses, but one of the things people should absolutely never do is combine it with waifufaggotry.
>>3929
>This is a waifu thread, numbnuts. Keep your "le funny reaction images" to yourself
d0df29 No.4469
>>3831
Here's the color version and an exploitable. If anyone even cares anymore.
561f7b No.4470
>>3975
>Board-tan shit can be bearable in small doses
If you're a faggot, maybe.
9d5f22 No.4475
>>4470
The hell you say! Someone on a chan is engaged in faggotry? Which is your preferred form of autism?
561f7b No.4478
>>4475
>Which is your preferred form of autism?
The kind that doesn't post.
9d5f22 No.4480
>>4478
Eternalurk? Whatever blows your skirt up, mang.
b67209 No.4505
>>4469
I like it. Boobs look nice and squishy.
6c8212 No.4556
f75cb7 No.4630
>>4469
Still reminds me of something out of Family Goy. was that intentional?
ef8823 No.4696
>>4630
Not really, just my style. My only intention while drawing is not to be too comic book-esque. Not that there's anything wrong it, I just can't compete.
76144b No.4699
>>4696
Keep drawing and trying. That's what to do anon. You'll get better and better.
ef8823 No.4710
>>4699
(((CHECKED)))
That's the idea. Hadn't drawn for a while until Bucket-tan. Trying to stay motivated but at the same time I think "meh, why bother?'
098cbd No.4715
>>4710
I'd keep trying. You're bucket-tan is rather shitty at the moment honestly so keep trying to improve yourself.
7a34e5 No.8266
Bumping because someone mentioned board-tans in another thread.
Also, we need a better drawing of our bucket girl.
967016 No.8281
>>4696
>style
Poor anatomy/proportions is not a style. That's a literal deviant art tier response.
533c8a No.8340
>>8266
Board-tans are cancer.
9d9a48 No.8353
>>8340
Not as cancerous as flagposters
45113c No.8364
Just need a Fed pin on her.
0ca913 No.8523
>>8281
I'm sorry, didn't realize you were the arbiter of style. Draw one yourself if you're such an expert. Oh, that's right,you can't. That's why I'm the only one to bother so far.
967016 No.8527
>>8523
>I'm sorry, didn't realize you were the arbiter of style.
>poor proportions
>simple colours
>those hands
>literal 9000s hours in MSPaint
>style
Sure. It's not a bad drawing! It's style! Therefore immune to criticism, right?
Wrong.
>Draw one yourself if you're such an expert.
Do I need to be a professional chef to know when chicken is under cooked?
Do I need to be a professional film critic to know when a performance is bad?
Do I need to be a professional sports commentator to know when someone is offside?
No, I don't.
This is actual deviantart-tier argument that actual people on deviantart make to signal to everyone they're thin-skinned babies who can't handle an echochamber of praise.
>Oh, that's right, you can't.
>that deviantart-tier passive-aggressiveness.
In for a penny in for a pound, eh? I'm not an artist, and unlike some I'm not pretending to be.
Sorry man, but you're not just a good artist. Yet, anyway. If you can't handle people pointing that out then you shouldn't be posting your stuff on the internet to begin with.
967016 No.8528
>>8527
>who can't handle *anything but an echochamber of praise.
My bad!
05f337 No.8547
>>8364
She's not a trashcan anon.
b0240d No.8560
>>8547
That's a plastic bucket not a trashcan. What you want something fancier? How about something classy out the ass like pic related. It can hold shampaynee.
e35c07 No.12660
Did bucket-tan ever go anywhere?
6434f0 No.12662
>>12660
I think she got usurped by Swolecard.
f4d1cd No.13204
>>12662
I am okay with this.
3d37a8 No.13222
>>13204
>>12662
I don't think you guys get it. Bucket-tan can be swolecard. Bucket-tan can be anyone.
ef8a44 No.13224
>>13222
How can a bucket ever be Swole though?
One can appear Swole but they will never truly be Swole. Being Swole is more than mere appearance, it is a state of being. To be Swole with yourself is to be Swole in life.
c1f791 No.13257
>>1427
>Blue
>Delicious flat
>Tsundere as fuck
>Cute antennae
Can anything beat Andorian girls?
069406 No.13258
>>12662
I'm absolutely fine with Swolecard being our mascot.
18e149 No.13263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1427
>Cardassian
>I wonder if those chest, stomach, and neck ridges are
>…
>Sensitive
I'm not expecting an Oomox tier "oooh!", but a little reaction would be great, I bet it feels kinda fun to rub your fingers over those little deposits of subcutaneous bone/cartilage. Besides, from the available evidence in the shows there is only one acceptable choice for the true /Strek/ waifu.
<Cardassian women are inherently geeky.
<Interested in stable, long term, family life.
<When they get embarrassed they turn into pure, unfiltered, cuddlebait.
You might get some problems from the in-laws at first, but most people here should be able to at least reach an understanding with them after a few family meals.
6434f0 No.13264
>>13263
This anon makes some good points.
18e149 No.13270
>>13264
Exactly, as long as she's not some cunt from the Obsidian Order you've got top tier waifu material there.
Plus … I kinda want to lick the spoon. Not in public of course, there's no need to embarrass her with that sort of behaviour, but still, don't tell me you wouldn't.
13a3d6 No.13274
>>13263
Whatever conflicts you have with your cardassian inlaws will evaporate the second you can present them with grandchildren.
One of the hidden advantages of heavily family focused groups. They may not like you, but if they have to be civil towards you to get access to their grandchildren, they will be as civil as possible.
5d5025 No.13296
>>13263
You know what they say
>You can't say subcutaneous without "cute"
18e149 No.13298
>>13274
Holding their grandchildren hostage would be kind of a dick move, granted if they push the issue you've got your nuclear option there but it should always remain your 'play of last resort'.
8f8c6b No.13300
>>13263
>>13264
why are Cardie girls so CUTE?
>>13270
>Plus … I kinda want to lick the spoon.
I wonder if Cardassian porn has a seperate section for "spoon licking". It has to be a popular thing for them (and outworlders).
18e149 No.13303
>>13300
>why are Cardie girls so CUTE?
Double dubs do not lie.
Do you think the designers thought they were making them cute?
>I wonder if Cardassian porn has a seperate section for "spoon licking". It has to be a popular thing for them
The way I see it 'spoon licking' would either be as perfectly normal as couples kissing during the act, or the sort of thing that Cardassians keep very quiet about - like a human being into armpits or urethra play or something similar
8f8c6b No.13310
>>13303
>Do you think the designers thought they were making them cute?
hmm, I want to say yes. I feel like they almost always made the female half of a species very cute and/or hot, even if the male counterpart was just a regular dude. I doubt they thought otherwise when designing Cardassian women. Their ridges aren't as pronounced either on the forehead or the neck, hair is fluffier and in interesting designs (some Spoonettes even have the hairline not start as far back as the male's usually does) and ofc they added the blue to the spoon to make it stand out even more. They shouldn't be cute, but they really are and I'm glad.
>The way I see it 'spoon licking' would either be as perfectly normal as couples kissing during the act, or the sort of thing that Cardassians keep very quiet about - like a human being into armpits or urethra play or something similar
lel, could be either one, yeah. But for the latter, I'm now imagining a Cardie female/human male couple and how flustered she'd get when the guy asks her if he can lick and kiss her spoon. Fuck, that's too adorable.
fa1b0b No.13311
The blue signals their sexual availability.
18e149 No.13312
>>13310
>I'm now imagining a Cardie female/human male couple and how flustered she'd get when the guy asks her if he can lick and kiss her spoon. Fuck, that's too adorable.
>Miles finally can't take it anymore, meets up with Cardie scientist girl, they have a few synthales and things get flirty
>She leans forwards and whispers in his ear
<"I can assure you that I am *quite* fertile".
>Chief starts sweating like a pipe with a 3 inch hole in it.
>She laughs, leans forwards, and licks a bead of sweat from his cheek, giving him the most playful grin she can muster as she leans back.
>He grabs her hand and leads her, at warp speed, back to a bedroom he knows is unoccupied.
>Clothes are flying off, shit is getting heavy.
>They collapse into bed, hands and lips are everywhere.
>He's stroking her ridges, moaning gently as she gasps at the stimulation.
>Chief has never felt so good, he's forgotten the last time Keiko deigned to even look at it.
>A cute idea crosses his mind, he smiles and moves into position. She looks up at him with eyes full of love and respect.
He licks the spoon.
>Temperature immediately drops about 40 degrees, she throws him out of bed, wrapping the sheets around her body
>Angry shouting, loud enough to be heard deep into the Gamma Quadrant
"WHAT SORT OF FILTHY, GOOD FOR NOTHING, WHORE DO YOU THINK I AM MILES?!"
"IS THAT SORT OF SICK SHIT WHAT YOU'RE INTO?"
"WHAT SORT OF FREAK WOULD EVEN THINK …."
>Suddenly, tears
<"You were going to be my first, it was going to be so perfect, we were going to run away and have a large, loving, family. Mother was right about you though. She told me no human could ever respect me!"
>She runs from the room, weeping inconsolably.
>Chief, bruised and painfully erect, gets dressed slowly and wonders if Quark will judge him for renting a holosuite and a copy of 'Vulcan Love Slave: Part 3 - Pon Farrther!', again.
>>13311
But is it natural or some kind of make-up?
8f8c6b No.13313
>>13312
fucking great, anon, that was adorable. 10/10. O'Brien went full retard with her on the show, his yellow fever must've been intense. I'd never give up a qt Cardie girl.
>But is it natural or some kind of make-up?
I thought it was natural, but I read somewhere Garak, probably early in DS9, had a blue spoon once as well. Now, ofc that might just have been an early error when they didn't know 100% how the wanted Spoonettes to look like, but it did lead to the theory it's just make up and Garak was, well, being Garak.
18e149 No.13316
>>13313
>>13313
>O'Brien went full retard with her on the show
To be entirely fair to The Chief, while he did indeed go full retard don't pretend you wouldn't.
>Pic related is MFW she leans in, takes his hand, and says "you have very steady hands"
8f8c6b No.13319
>>13316
>don't pretend you wouldn't.
oh I would, no doubt there. I'd do an Odo and turn into goo.
18e149 No.13346
>>13319
>You will never meet a cute, nerdy, Cardassian science chick.
>The two of you will never, slowly and awkwardly, build a relationship based on mutual respect and admiration.
>You will never hold her hand.
>You will never stroke her ridges.
>You will never have the intense emotional/comedic experience of asking her about the spoon re: sexy time.
>You will never earn the respect of her family as you raise your kids right.
>You will never grow old with her, knowing that your love for each other & for your family increases daily.
>you will never revel in the autistic squealing from /pol/ as they try to work out whether Cardassians are based or miscegenation is bad
It's a shame we'll never live. But then again, who does?
8f8c6b No.13348
>>13346
iktf but I also don't want to.
18e149 No.13350
>>13348
>Kiazi's Children, their faces wet.
>The river Temarc, in winter.
>Kiteo, his eyes closed.
>Temba, at rest.
>Kailash, when it rises.
>Temba, his arms wide.
I know we only have a limited lexicon to work with, from one episode of TNG no less, but Tamarian is an absolute bitch to work with beyond signifying very basic concepts. It's like trying to talk only in memes, but you only have 3 Doge's and one lolcat saved on your HD
824579 No.13353
>>13350
> It's like trying to talk only in memes, but you only have 3 Doge's and one lolcat saved on your HD
No wonder /strek/ is so good at translating it
145844 No.13355
Since Star Trek always like to make analogies to sailing vessels, how come there are no pegboys?
3d37a8 No.13357
>>13355
>pegboys
I don't know what that is. I don't want to know what that is, and if you tell me what that is I'll slit your throat.
145844 No.13359
>>13357
Boys who sit on a wooden peg all day until it is time. This way they stayed loose.
3d37a8 No.13364
>>13359
Of course it is. Fucking kill yourself.
824579 No.13365
>>13355
>>13359
I'll have you know this is a Swole Community board, not a Vulcan Community board.
91a7ab No.13377
>>13357
>>13364
'Peg' was Royal navy slang for sex, particularly buggery. As ships were still a 'no girls allowed' kind of place at that point 'peg-boy' was not an actual rank but a term for one of the younger enlisted crewmen presumably one with a pretty mouth that the older hands would bugger on longer voyages. The officers aboard a ship would most likely have either abstained or selected another, prettier, crewman to serve the same purpose.
>tl;dr, it's 1700's British naval slang for the bottom in a 'prison wife' sort of deal.
6976a3 No.13384
>>13346
Disgusting Cardaboos. You will never earn the respect of her parents, never. To them you are an animal, like the Bajorans, not a son in law. They are waiting for you to kill yourself so their baby girl can forget such folly and find a nice Cardassian boy. There are better races in the galaxy.
8f00a0 No.13390
>>13384
That is why you must be
SWOLE
in addition to cunning. You must be able and ready to protect daddy's little girl with your life. You must also foresee and halt his attempts to have you done away with, then be clever about referencing them to his face.
6976a3 No.13405
>>13390
Congratulations, you upgraded yourself from mangy cur to unwanted guard dog. You are still no better than a Bajoran to her parents and the half-blind eye of the Obsidian Order is still on you. You truly have earned a great reward for your effort, I'm sure your biceps will save you from Gul Chad.
91a7ab No.13407
>>13384
Just imagine how good it would feel, both for you and in potential utility long term for the rest of the galaxy, if you're the guy who gets Legate Fuck Face to have to give you a 'you're alright, human'. Shit, even an honest 'you're a credit to your race, Anon' moment would probably be enough to start a slow shift in his thinking regarding non-Cardassians.
I know we're using a significantly longer time frame than he could ever have envisaged, and that this captains writings have been out of favour with Federation academics for decades, but I believe that this modified version of the Kirk Maneuver i.e, making peace, with your dick would work well and Kirks work should reclaim its rightful place in our understanding of diplomacy.
>>13390
Maybe I'm just crazy, but now I do actually want to watch a series where a young, idealistic, SF Officer starts a relationship with a Cardassian girl (post-dominion-war) and has to deal with her family as the main plot of the show. Her father the military officer, her sister the Obsidian Order Agent, the mother who can't decide if she's outraged about you or happy that her daughter found a man, and her brother who still honestly worships The Founders It's something that the rest of the family keeps under wraps and not talked about. Then you've got the problems on his side of the family, the father who lost friends to Cardassians in the war etc.
You'd need to keep the poz out of it, but it could be an interesting project.
6976a3 No.13441
>>13407
Now this is just sad. Why throw your life away on someone, who let's face it, would be on the very lowest rung of Cardassian society to even look at a human? Why? To make her the butt of even more jokes? "Hey, you know what Bluntspoon did this time?" "No, what?" "She's sleeping with a human!" "What?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"
91a7ab No.13445
>>13441
Still better than the options you'll get from humanity.
3d37a8 No.13448
8f00a0 No.13468
>>13441
Well, do remember that a Cardie engineer got hot and bothered by The Only Enlisted Man In Starfleet. It happens.
>>13407
>a Cardie worshipping the Founders
What?
91a7ab No.13472
>>13468
There has to have been a small number of Cardies pathetic enough to fall for the "we are so totally gods" line. They're an interesting and cool society, but that doesn't mean it or every member of it is perfect
6976a3 No.13484
>>13445
There are better options out there.
91a7ab No.13485
>>13484
I notice that you're not naming them.
6434f0 No.13486
>>13441
Who gives a fuck what other Cardassians think? You take YOUR woman to YOUR home, not the other way round.
91a7ab No.13487
>>13486
I don't agree with him, but if you marry a Cardie you're going to have to spend at least some time with her folks. If nothing else, you married her, so her family is your family now.
8f8c6b No.13489
>>13486
is that a pic of the Cardie's ancestor? bc it's really cute.
6434f0 No.13501
>>13487
Well sure, in exchange for their daughter, they fall under the protection of the Swolefleet. But that doesn't mean we have to hang out all the time. Once or twice a decade should be fine.
>>13489
It's a pangolin. They are the cutest.
91a7ab No.13530
>>13501
That expanded musculature is cutting off the blood supply to your brain again, swoletard. They're family, not that awkward, sorta-kinda-friend you made a few years ago.
Also, while pangolins are cute, I wouldn't go as far as to call them the cutest.
6976a3 No.13531
>>13530
Pointed ears for superior cuteness. Well done, Anon.
91a7ab No.13533
>>13531
and just look at the pointy puppy head stack it's enough to melt a Klingons hearts.
6976a3 No.13534
>>13533
Checked. Though, technically, fox babies are kits, not puppies.
91a7ab No.13535
>>13534
True, but 'pointy puppy' flows better and sounds cuter. Also, Alliteration's always appropriate.
4264c8 No.14436
This thread has gotten dangerously furry.
bf5a32 No.14447
>>14436
You really want to see what dangerously furry looks like? I have some Chakat porn, just in another folder, if you'd like it get *Dangerously* furry.
a483fa No.14519
>>14447
Maybe one day we'll get Caitian's in the live action again. Or at least one with more effort and budget put into the makeup than the original series movies.
I mean, we won't, but a man can dream.
bf5a32 No.14538
>>14519
Did Star Trek ever give us a species of cute, energetic, cuddly puppy girls? I'd certainly remember if I'd seen them, maybe something from one of the novels?
a483fa No.14563
>>14538
I think the only one was that unicorn dog in the original series.
Come to think of it, there aren't many doggo aliens that I can think of. You think companies avoid them so they don't have to deal with lawsuits saying their copying Wookies?
a5a80e No.14567
>>14519
They apparently appeared in JewJew 2. In the Animated Series and TOS movies they were full kitty and now they are rubber faced aliens with tails. No doubt JewJew: The TV Show would follow suit
3dc825 No.14572
>>14567
>JewJew Trek has Kirk sleep with catgirl twins
Damn it, why does that man have to ruin everything we love?
a483fa No.14612
>>14567
I found that to be the most insulting of all.
I mean, you already put up the pictures. Trek back in the 70's with its shoestring budget had better aliens than the bullshit blockbuster.
We're never getting a real live action Catian character, are we? Just like we're never getting a new Star Trek in general again.
dd667e No.14776
>>14572
It is not in the nature of the Jew to create but only to destroy what we love.
91c3e5 No.16826
Well all the waifus have been ruined. Only Vash remains.
8f28b7 No.16843
>>14612
>We're never getting a real live action Catian character, are we?
…and nothing of value was lost.
fe7986 No.16844
>>16826
>Vash
>Runs off with Q
>contracts every STD the Gamma Quadrant can give her
>A thief and a liar
>Not a cute, well behaved, intelligent young Cardassian lady from a good family.
>It's like you're the sort of person who has negative taste.
>Not no taste, but antitaste.
>What you like isn't just shit, it makes everything else shitty as well.
4ffd0f No.16847
>>14612
>>14567
If i remember correctly, Catians aren't actually feline-hybrids or any such thing. They're just supposed to be humanoid aliens that happen to resemble cats. In my opinion, they went too far with the brief cameows in the movies in making them look like the cartoon Catians which were obviously over-the-top (it being a cartoon and all…).
If you want a Catian character someday, you're going to have to accept that it'll probably be dialed-back somewhat otherwise you'll get a character whose actor can't emote through the makeup like those shitty STD "Klingons". the JJ Trek Catians were a goofy call-back, but honestly they sort of had the right idea. Cat ears and eyes are most likely the best idea.. perhaps body paint resembling leopard spots or fur. A tail would be cool but it would have to be CGI and that might be too expensive. Cool aliens are cool, but when it comes to regular characters with lines, you want to avoid anything that fucks with the actors ability to emote, which is partly why we got a lot of forehead/ear/nose makeup in Trek (even the fake teeth for Klingons and Farengi were a hindrance tbh). Extra hair might work, but no way you're getting an actor in a fur suit. Sorry furries. That's just retarded.
fe7986 No.16850
>>16847
>you want to avoid anything that fucks with the actors ability to emote
<Next Star Trek Series
<Andy Serkis plays every character
<Wonderfully rendered, photorealistic, CG characters emoting better than 3d actors.
<A number of anons declare the Catian females on the crew to be their new waifus.
<Ongoing argument as to whether these characters are traps or, god help us, trans due to being portrayed by a male actor.
0102da No.16862
>>16850
This would lead to a /strek/ civil war.
fe7986 No.16866
>>16862
It would be beautiful.
fe7986 No.16922
>>16903
It really warms the cockles of my heart when the Klingons get a cunning moment.
3617e2 No.16923
>>16903
Why do some Trek episodes imply you can't go to warp in a gravity well?
fe7986 No.16925
>>16923
Script writers often forget things they established last series, or even last episode. Unless it's a major plot/characterisation point it's not all that unusual for shows to contradict themselves every now and then.
3617e2 No.16926
>>16925
Yes, I know that. I was hoping for semi-autistic in-universe explanations.
Conceptually speaking, Warp drive is one of the few examples of spess magic in the series that makes some amount of sense, and is theoretically possible to achieve if you have manage to create negative matter. Because of this you can make some predictive statements about how Warp drive works. The way I see it, there's no reason that contracting the space in front of you and expanding the space behind your ship is blocked by gravity wells. However, if any /strek/ denizens can think of a reason why this is the case I'd be interested in hearing it.
0102da No.16927
>>16923
Because they clearly aren't Klingons
Established on /strek/ that Klingons are far more cunning and advanced than they let on
fe7986 No.16928
>>16926
OK then, can you remember the statement/s in question? It could make a lot of difference, depending on the wording.
>It's a Star Fleet/Federation safety protocol, in order to minimise risk of collision with in system orbital traffic and stations. If an object travelling at 3km/s carries kinetic energy roughly equal to its mass in TNT, then what sort of collision would you get with a ship weighing tens of thousands of tonnes travelling at multiple times the speed of light?
by my very rough calculations you get into mega-ton scale explosions with anything bigger than a runabout travelling anything faster than max impulse
>Being inside a gravity well would have an effect (however small) on the trajectory the ship takes once it accelerates to warp speed. It may only put you 0.00000001 degree off course, but that adds up over a few light years.
>As warp field tech is either technobabble or a black box it might have negative reactions to excessively strong gravity fields.
That's just off the top of my head, if anyone with more info about the prohibition against spinning up the warp drive too close to a planet/star could weigh in that would be great.
64ce69 No.16929
>>16928
Off the top of my head, the most definite example is some DS9 episode, where Kira is in command of the Defiant. They really need to get to the inner part of the Bajor system, and someone on the bridge suggests a low warp. In answer, Kira shrieks "Inside a STAR SYSTEM?!" before they try doing it anyways. Afraid I can't tell you what episode that was, only remembered it because of Kirashriek.
fe7986 No.16930
>>16929
Sounds more like the safety regulation there, assuming that the ship was able to warp after she objected. It makes sense, with the scale of the collision and the fact that at even a significant chunk of light speed you have effectively no chance to react to something moving in front of you - people struggle controlling cars in that situation at speeds under 0.000008C (60mph)
2819b3 No.17035
>Waifu thread
>Heavy discussion on warp travel and safety regulations
Goddamnit /strek/ I shouldn't be laughing this hard.
777b42 No.18247
>>17035
/strek/ is full of Vulcans.