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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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f974af (3) No.11348>>12072 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Is it Kino?

f8953c (1) No.11350>>11354 >>11357

I thought star trek 3 was the search for sperm, wasn't star trek 2 the wrath of dong?


460aa3 (1) No.11354>>11357

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>>11350

>the wrath of dong


7d714b (4) No.11357>>11358 >>11372 >>11376

>>11350

>>11354

>Star Trek: The Motion Porno

>Star Trek II: The Wrath of Dong

>Star Trek III: The Search for cum

>Star Trek IV: The Vagina Home

>Star Trek V: The Final Fuck

>Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Cunt

>Star Trek: Inter-generational

>Star Trek: First Sexual Contact

>Star Trek: Incest Erection

>Star Trek: Normies & cis apologies for this one, Nemesis is tricky to work with

>Star Trek Re:Booty

>Star Trek Into Dark Chicks

>Star Trek Be Blonde


0593ad (1) No.11358>>11403

>>11357

You could just call it Star Trek: Penises. That's what my dad does when he does this shtick.


af7c13 (4) No.11372>>11381 >>11403

>>11357

>Star Trek III: The Search For Spunk

FTFY


5dc2c5 (1) No.11376>>11381 >>11403

>>11357

How about "Down on Sis"?


7d714b (4) No.11381>>11403 >>11405

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>>11372

Thanks m8, a 100% improvement there.

>>11376

The problem that I had with Nemesis is that if you want to keep the first and last phonemes (which, if possible, you do) you need a first word that starts with 'Ne-'(or possibly 'No-' depending on the following sounds) and a last word that ends with an '-iss' sound. 'Normies' is a stretch, but I could not for the life of me find a pornographic sounding word that fit the same pattern/sound.

I don't say this very often; but in this case, Rule 34 has failed me and I am ashamed to admit that.


4a94ea (11) No.11403>>11461

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>>11372

>>Star Trek III: The Search For Spunk

Make it so.

>>11358

>>11376

>>11381

For nemesis

>ST:Penises

can work. Or if you want more niche fetish,

>ST: Phimosis


425912 (1) No.11405>>11412 >>11438

>>11381

How about "Nail My Sis"?


170507 (5) No.11408>>11412

On a side note what will the Swole Trek film franchise be like?


018f3c (1) No.11412>>11438

>>11408

It’ll be swole

>>11405

Sex Trek: Nympho Tryst

Also, Sex Trek III is “The Search for G-Spot”


4a94ea (11) No.11438>>19000

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>>11412

>>11405

Those are also quite good.


042a1c (7) No.11450

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2117503115

SEX TREK - TO BOLDLY CUM WHERE NO MAN HAS CUM BEFORE

These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Intercourse…


7d714b (4) No.11461>>11462 >>11465

>>11403

>ST: Phimosis

I thought that was a medical condition. Although I shouldn't be surprised that there are people out there who fetishise it.


4a94ea (11) No.11462

>>11461

>Although I shouldn't be surprised that there are people out there who fetishise it.

Can depend on how many but also how loyal the customers are for the specific fetish. Since it's niche area there might be less competition as well.


af7c13 (4) No.11465>>11468

>>11461

It is. It's when your foreskin get's hard. The cure for mild to moderate cases is masturbation/handjobs.


4a94ea (11) No.11468>>11471 >>11497

>>11465

>It is. It's when your foreskin get's hard. The cure for mild to moderate cases is masturbation/handjobs.

So Takei >>11369 was just trying to help someone with their phimosis recently. Maybe pre-emptively help them.

AH HAHA OHH MY


042a1c (7) No.11471>>11476

>>11468

>just trying to help someone with their phimosis

It rubs the lotion on its foreskin or it gets the Takei again…


4a94ea (11) No.11476

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>>11471

You gon' get

TAKEI'D


7d714b (4) No.11497>>11532

>>11468

Well, that's at least a step above "I invited the young, handsome, aspiring actor/rent boy back to my hotel room in order to discuss getting him involved in my next movie".


bc813c (1) No.11532>>11536

>>11497

Since the top of the thread >>11264 has what sounds like Takei slipping guys Mickies and some odd radio banter surrounding it, I think it might be a step or two below actually.


4a94ea (11) No.11536>>11551

>>11532

That's why he went with the

>those russian hackers are after me

story. Much more believable. :^)


241ea0 (3) No.11551>>11564 >>11612

>>11536

it really annoyed me how they didn't bother getting a woman with short hair to play Tasha. I know it's just a spoof porno, but they made an effort with Picard.


042a1c (7) No.11564>>19079

>>11551

>but they made an effort with Picard

That's actually Patrick Stewart playing a porn star.


4a94ea (11) No.11612>>11630

>>11551

I've only seen the promo static shots, that blond is not supposed to be Tasha right? They did pretty good in everything else, the costume the make up the set. Except for that blond who I thought was the stunt vagina or something.


57aaea (1) No.11618>>11622 >>11710

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e9f3f0 (1) No.11622>>11631


241ea0 (3) No.11630>>11637

>>11612

it's supposed to be Tasha yeah. I haven't seen the spoof as well, but I did see a random SFW review of it on some obscure video hosting site. Basically, though I forget the details, there's some wankery about Tasha somehow coming back to life, I think Romulans/Sela was also involved and bla bla. Every couple has a sex scene, which basically meant

>Troi/Riker (naturally)

>Beverly Crusher/Picard (I believe they only had a blowjob scene at the end of the porno though, bc they had to use a double for the Picard actor, who was his cosplayer IRL)

>Data/Tasha (fully functional etc etc)

>Geordi/holographic Leah Brahms (even in a porno poor Geordi has to go to the holodeck to get his dick wet)

and weirdly enough

>Ro Laren/Worf

that one was just pairing up the spares, really. I don't recall if they talked on the show even once.


af7c13 (4) No.11631

>>11622

Ron Jeremy always wanted to be a serious actor. I'm sure he's more than happy to do this shit.


4a94ea (11) No.11637>>11640

>>11630

>there's some wankery about Tasha somehow coming back to life, I think Romulans/Sela was also involved and bla bla.

She looks out of place with that outfit, it looks more like something a sportbiker slut character would wear. Unless I missed some next level deepest double penetration lore, that is a weird look for Tasha. She looks like someone who wondered into the wrong set.

>Every couple has a sex scene, which basically meant

>Troi/Riker (naturally)

Of course.

>Beverly Crusher/Picard (I believe they only had a blowjob scene at the end of the porno though, bc they had to use a double for the Picard actor, who was his cosplayer IRL)

Yea the resemblance with Picard is not bad.

>Data/Tasha (fully functional etc etc)

It's a fan favorite set, it's gotta be there.

>Geordi/holographic Leah Brahms (even in a porno poor Geordi has to go to the holodeck to get his dick wet)

foreveralone.jpg

>and weirdly enough

>Ro Laren/Worf

Yeah that one they probably just got lazy or ran out of time or budget. Ro could have been paired up with Riker and really show either the hatefucking or the howdy stranger amnesia scenario, while Worf gets his "other bat'leth" polished by Troi. But maybe scheduling conflict or they can't afford to do another scene with the respective performers.

I'm still a bit impressed with the set and costume for everything else tho.


241ea0 (3) No.11640>>11645

>>11637

>She looks out of place with that outfit, it looks more like something a sportbiker slut character would wear. Unless I missed some next level deepest double penetration lore, that is a weird look for Tasha. She looks like someone who wondered into the wrong set.

Yeah, the outfit is weird, tho I guess they couldn't just put her in the regular Starfleet uniform because of reasons, but let's just pretend it's something worn on her rape gangz planet.

>Ro could have been paired up with Riker and really show either the hatefucking or the howdy stranger amnesia scenario, while Worf gets his "other bat'leth" polished by Troi.

funnily enough, the reviewer I watched said the exact same thing and brought up that one episode where Riker and Ro fucked (and ofc we know about Troi/Worf's kinda weird relationship in season 7). My guess is people are more aware of the Riker/Troi pairing and they wanted to go with that. My other shitpostish guess is Troi's actress didn't wanna fuck a black guy, which I have heard is true for a fair deal of porn actresses.

>I'm still a bit impressed with the set and costume for everything else tho.

it is suprising how good it looks considreing it's a cheap porno spoof. The reviewer guy said the porn was as it was, but the plot (though little of it) was suprisingly solid and you get the feeling there was at least one guy who knew what the show was actually about (besides what you know through Wiki and pop culture).


4a94ea (11) No.11645

>>11640

> but let's just pretend it's something worn on her rape gangz planet.

Sufficiently plausible.

>My other shitpostish guess is Troi's actress didn't wanna fuck a black guy, which I have heard is true for a fair deal of porn actresses.

Funny if that was the case.


042a1c (7) No.11709>>11710

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I had no idea there were so many of these, wtf, Geordi has a three-way with Troi and Guinan… there's even a pretty cool TNG opening credits spoof

http://tubepornclassic.com/videos/87450/sex-trek-4/


170507 (5) No.11710>>11761 >>12056

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>>11618

Better than STD Better Harry Mudd at least

>>11709

Getting some reaction images at least.


52dddc (1) No.11761>>11762 >>11821

>>11710

>Better than STD

What isn't better than STD though?


170507 (5) No.11762>>11827


9437eb (2) No.11821

>>11761

I'm tempted to say 'Let He Who is Without Sin' but objectively that'd just be me being salty.


af7c13 (4) No.11827

>>11762

But anon, AIDS is an STD.


4a94ea (11) No.12056>>12060

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>>11710

I've watched nearly all the episodes of the series from TOS TNG DS9 VOY even most of ENT. It's become a blur that I don't remember sometimes which one is real which is parody. The Picard cosplayer is pretty good in likeness, I know that Geordi is not the real one because of the crappy glasses.

But pic related, I'm not sure anymore. Did I forget seeing that.


042a1c (7) No.12060>>12064 >>12065 >>12067

>>12056

It's fairly easy to tell them apart, if you see a penis or a vagina, you're probably watching a knock-off.


80d254 (1) No.12064

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170507 (5) No.12065

>>12060

Unless it's STD


4a94ea (11) No.12067

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>>12060

>if you see a penis or a vagina, you're probably watching a knock-off.

That does not seem as reliable a method as you claim with some cases, pic related.


13a082 (1) No.12072>>12076 >>12210

>>11348 (OP)

Would it be too selfish of me to ask someone to webm the non-porn parts to see how good/bad it is?


170507 (5) No.12076>>12086

>>12072

>Take all the non-porn parts and string them all together into a semi-coherent storyline

>Still better than STD


9437eb (2) No.12086

>>12076

To be fair, thet's not difficult. The average fanfilm is better than STD. That is, if said film hasn't been sued into oblivion yet.


fec151 (1) No.12210>>12218

>>12072

Any more info on this?


042a1c (7) No.12218>>13003 >>19087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>12210

>Any more info on this?


042a1c (7) No.12219>>13004

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f974af (3) No.13003


f974af (3) No.13004

>>12219

This sucks. Too high production values. Hustler confirmed for maing unfunny shit.


154656 (1) No.18894>>18957

So thoughts on the STD porn?


9b8d31 (1) No.18957

>>18894

…I refuse to believe this is real.


8de827 (1) No.19000

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>>11438

>not in the original Klingon

Why even bother?


e4561a (1) No.19079

>>11564

Quite a giggle.


13fc4b (1) No.19087

>>12218

>17 nondescript crewmembers [died]

I kek'ed.




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