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 No.8917>>8927 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Let's post some greentext stories of us in school.

This one happened last year.

>Be me

>Be in math class.

>Stupid kid (Who happens to be a member of the Bloods supposedly despite being white as sour cream; a 3 on the Luschan scale.) walks into class wearing a fucking Rich and Morty T-Shirt.

>Kid is generally a dick, so I had a good idea.

>Say "Rick and Morty is gay" at him.

>greatidea.gif

>Says "Rick and Morty is gay" at him.

>He notices and asks "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

>dickpickle.png

>I said in his face "RICK AND MORTY IS GAAAY."

>ohshit.jpg

>Kid slaps me.

>I say "What, are you autistic or something?"

>He basically shits his pants.

>Entire class looks at him funny, including teacher.

>Goteem.wad

Another story including the same faggot.

>Be me,

>Social class.

>Aforementioned autismo puts up his hand.

>Teacher doesn't notice.

>Friend A puts up his hand in a Nazi salute.

>Friend B also puts up his hand in a Nazi salute.

>seigheilmeinkamaraden.bmp

>I do a Nazi salute yelling "HEIL!"

>Teacher happens to be a shitskin.

>ohgod.pk3

>Teacher goes into nuclear mode.

>Teach has a hyper-aneurysm.

>She yells at me a bunch of shit that wasn't even understandable.

>After class my friends were proud of me.

>Lastlaugh.mp3

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 No.8918

>Social class

haha me too

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 No.8919

new post

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 No.8927

>>8917 (OP)

hee heee funny stories opie got any more to share

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 No.10072

le page six save rave

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