>>6583
Haha, finally, I did it. I got "hi s4s4" in this thread. You might not think me to be a really cool guy, but let me tell you, I just did something amazing. This thread opened up a while ago and I was always posting in it for quite some time now, but a great idea just came upon me. OP said hi to this board, s4s, but now, I had an amazing idea to say hi back to s4s, right? It's pretty funny if you think about it; he said hi to s4s, so I said hi back, being a part of s4s. The real kicker is that we're both technically s4s so we were both using the same names, saying hi to ourselves and anyone else possibly using the board while simply saying hello to each other. This alone is something I believe to be absolute prime comedy, and anybody who says elsewise doesn't really understand what comedy is about and I don't think they're nearly as cool as me (of course, you couldn't be as cool as me anyways). The pure, lone fact that I posted "hi s4s" on it's own is probably the most hilarious thing that will ever happen not only on the internet, but also in the entire world, however, I took this even further beyond. Yeah "hi s4s" on it's own might be the absolute peak of human comedy, but I'm a genius, so I took it even further. I decided it would be funny to post "hi s4s2". This is a great joke on it's own. The lone fact that I used "2" harkens back to the post flood, which doesn't let you post the same post twice. Yeah, that's pretty funny, right? It's like I had to add a 2 at the end to be able to post it, like the post was a copy of that post or even a sequel to it as if it were a great movie, and then showed up directly after that post just like a true sequel would. Good stuff, right? Yeah, it's actually pretty hilarious and I'm quite proud of myself for even coming up with something so witty. The lack of a space in "hi s4s2" between "s4s" and "2" is probably one of the most hilarious subtle bits of humor I've even come across on the internet, and that's saying a lot, because I post on the internet a ton. What's even greater though is that I had the wits and smarts to come up with an even funnier joke: "hi s4s3". You wouldn't know it, but this post was probably the greatest thing I ever did in my life. Yes, that is correct; the humor in this post is so overflowing with genius that quite honestly it's my greatest accomplishment ever, or, was, but I'll get to that later. "hi s4s3" continues the humor in an absolutely outrageous and beautiful fashion. It says "hi s4s3", continuing the jokes before but then establishing them even further. It turns it into a counting joke, like, "hi s4s" "hi s4s2" and "hi s4s3". The lone fact that I invented a new way of counting is a testimony to the raw genius that I am. I am so raw that you wouldn't even believe the stuff I can come up with. "3" also sounds like "pee" which I find to be one of the funniest things I didn't invent, but I can't claim all of the beauty in this world to be my creation, only most of it. Alas, that's my plight, but I suppose that only encourages me to do even more wacky and hilarious shenanigans online. But I regress, let me continue on to telling you why I'm the greatest person in the world. I didn't only do a hilarious joke with "hi s4s3", I continued it with the absolute magnum opus of the human race; "hi s4s4". If that post doesn't make you faint from laughing so hard you probably don't really know what laughter is in the first place. Yes, this post is so funny that I actually fainted from laughing at it and woke up with my pants soiled; that's just the nature of being me though, I make the best jokes. "hi s4s4" is amazing because it not only says hello to s4s four times and continues the joke, but also shows how many letters are in "s4s4". Yes, that's right, I counted so high that I actually reached the amount of letters in "s4s4". One of the beautiful parts of MY creation (it wouldn't be beautiful if it wasn't made by me now, would it?) is that it's almost as if I meant to say "hi s4" and typed s4 a second time; yes, it repeats itself almost. I have created a machine of perpetual motion, as I am a genius. Another thing that makes this so beautiful is that the previous posts, despite being perfect works of literature, is that those perfect works of human accomplishment are merely BUILDUPS to this final joke that is so hilarious and well done that not even Jesus himself could've created it. "4" is even in s4s and I think that's just the golden, no, DIAMOND cherry on top of this magnum opus sundae of human perfection, beauty, accomplishment, and perfection. I keep outdoing everyone else around me and honestly I'm really not surprised, this kind of greatness is something that only I can achieve, and "hi s4s4" is probably going to be the greatest thing I'm ever going to contribute to the world, except for the fact that I'm me and I'm going to continually outdo myself. That's just me being me though, making art as always.