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The first issue.
This newspaper will focus more on bringing 8chan-related news and happenings to the larger website audience as opposed to sticking to a specific board audience.
Contact e-mail address coming soon!
▶ No.3395
What are you going to write?
▶ No.3396>>3399
>>3393 (OP)
I like this. How can we help?
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>>3396
Well in the next week just be on the lookout for stuff happening on 8chan.
I will set up an email for the newspaper, eventually, but until then, use this thread to post anything you got.
Also, VERY important, the newspaper isn't just about news. It's also a place where you can post your OC regarding 8chan.
▶ No.3402>>3403
If you need something from me just tell me.
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>>3402
I guess you could sticky the thread, that would be useful.
▶ No.3407>>3411
make more interesting headlines. Headline that just says "/v/day continues" is boring as fuck and doesn't tell you about the contents to someone.
The text itself needs a bit more work. It feels like it's mostly fillers and doesn't really contain so much information. Also fix the grammar.
Overall I think it MIGHT be a good idea, haven't really figured it out yet.
Question is if enough people are interested.
I'd might use it to read about some shitstorm I recently missed, but it needs to say more about it than it currently does.
For example when Ben Garrison posted. An archive link, his blog post that proves it was him, why he posted or what the thread was about, is what I'd want in the article.
▶ No.3408
Great idea opie! If you need any help please ask you're friends at >>>/newspaper/
▶ No.3409>>3411 >>3417
Are you going to mention GETs from other chans that were stolen by us?
>>>/sp/ >>>/4get/ and many others have been collaborating on stealing 4chans GETs for awhile now, so far they've managed to grab /hm/, /vg/, and /pol/s GETs among others, all in the name of 8chan/pissing off 4chan
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>>3407
Look I'm well aware of the many problems the first issue has.
It was something I wanted to to for a long time, for this board and our website and did it all in a day just so I could make the Friday, May 1st deadline
>"/v/day continues" is boring as fuck
It is however a clear title. It's short, unambiguous and to the point.
>doesn't really contain so much information
The point of the paper is to inform, not put off or bore people with long walls of text.
I am absolutely going to add more images and archive links in the next issue.
>Also fix the grammar.
Not a native English speaker. Sorry for any(every) mistakes.
>Overall I think it MIGHT be a good idea
Bro this idea is old and has been done by many other people, way before me.
>pics related
>Question is if enough people are interested.
The thread on >>>/b/2522713 confirms that they are.
>but it needs to say more about it than it currently does.
I'll try to cover subjects in more detail.
The problem is that I have life and do it for free.
I can't put more than 5 hours into it per week.
>>3409
Yes. Any get stolen by 8chan users will be featured.
>>3410
What do you mean?
▶ No.3412>>3413
Maybe you should use .pdf instead of pictures.
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>>3412
That kind of defies the purpose of having a quick readable image.
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>>3413
But it would be easier to read and to write, and 8chan supports .pdf files.
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>>3414
It's a good idea, don't get me wrong, it would be the ideal way to make the paper...but it would require more effort and time, which I don't have.
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▶ No.3418>>3421
i love this newspaper idea. >>>/icup/ could use some coverage, they're working on the 8chan cup.
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>>3418
Absolutely!
Can you give me any details on the progress of the Cup?
Are the teams decided? The logos?
▶ No.3422>>4119
>>3421
so far we are working on finalizing everything. most the logo's have been made. just a few that need tweaking. we are looking for streamers and commentators.
teams are as follows:
/a/ /argentina/ /bane/ /christian/ /co/ /furry/ /gamergate/ /int/ /k/ /leftypol/ /monster/ /pol/ /pone/ /sp/ /tv/ and /v/
▶ No.3423
Hey OP this idea is nice. I think it would be nice if we could have a 8ch wiki. Something like encyclopedia dramatica but just centered on 8ch only. Maybe Hotwheels could host it on the same infrastructure.
▶ No.3432>>3449 >>3453
Add first annual Sergei uprising in next issue
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>>3432
Sergei is a new meme rabbit from 8chan that has been quite popular lately. He was born here: http://8archive.moe/b/thread/2292940/#2293407
His predecessor was Graham S March but after an argument about the rabbits name the two memes split. The well detailed one is Graham and the animated one is Sergei
Sergei is meant to be the new pepe/wojack while being too repulsive and violent for the normies to take interest in. He is seen on multiple comics (pic related) murdering and sodomizing pepe and wojack. He is also apparently friends (by some sources roommates) with wew lad.
People are adviced to seize using pepe as he is now a normie tier meme.
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>>3449
>our frog meme has been killed by normies
>let's use a bunny instead! i'm sure the normies won't fuck it up this time.
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>>3451
Im sure they wont, at least for a while
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>>3432
>>3450
>>3452
Sergei just seems like a Poo Poo Pepe reskin.
If it spreads more, I will feature it.
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>>3453
>Implying poo poo pepe has got shit on Sergei
▶ No.3459
>>3393 (OP)
New headline: estonian funposter tricks anons into thinking that ww3 has started. Chaos ensure as it is posted into russian image boards and /k/.
http://8archive.moe/b/thread/2599937/
▶ No.3460>>3463 >>3490
We have an email now!
8chan Cultural Printing Company -> 8cpc@8chan.co
We also now have a board!
>>>/8cpc/
Also introducing, paired with the /s8s/ National Times: The 8chan OC Gazette
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>>3460
that's beautiful anon, thanks for the plug!
▶ No.3490>>3491
>>3460
Requesting the original pic of the cute Asian on the far left.
Thanks and keep up the good work!
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>>3490
Scratch that, I found it.
▶ No.3512
When's this weeks going to be released?
▶ No.3522>>3533
Sorry guys, for most of the past week I was both busy and unable to properly browse 8chan.
For some reason 8ch.net doesn't fully load on a normal browser. I have no idea why that is.
Weirder is the fact that the Tor address works just fine, so I suppose it must be an ISP issue. That also means I can't upload images and it's in general a pain in the ass to use.
Issue 3 and 4 will be arriving (hopefully) on the 22nd.
I really need your help finding site-related news, so please, if you have something newsworthy regarding the website, email it to 8cpc@8chan.co preferably with an archive.today link.
Thank you and sorry to the people who were waiting for the new number.
▶ No.3533
>>3522
Put something about Wu having her dox dropped. Try to piss off GG in the process.
▶ No.3534>>3538
Write something about >>>/jim/ please.
▶ No.3535
You could also cover the butthurt of /pol/tards when they found out Garrison wrote a book about maymays. I don't have an archive link at hand, but the salt was hilarious.
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>>3534
Yes this was already planned to be in the next issue.
▶ No.3539>>3547
also BO, pls remove comic sans, it's hurting my soul
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>>3539
no keep the dogetext
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>>3572
Loving this issue.
Could you put the board >>>/just/ into the next issue? I't a fun little board about how Brendan Fraser got his shit fucked up.
>>>/just/
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>>3572
Loving this issue.
Could you put the board >>>/just/ into the next issue? I't a fun little board about how Brendan Fraser got his shit fucked up.
>>>/just/
▶ No.3591
I would like to see an article about >>>/neu/.
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>>3572
Do you mind if we spread these onto other boards, to give this one some exposure and so that other anons can keep up with latest news?
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hot damn this is nice. Especially like the Communist Union of Censored Kontent Channel and Free Union of Liberty and Liberation channel. No need to use the abbrivation whatsoever.
In case it is of use; latest on /pone/ is a thread getting obsessed about the '0' on a movie poster looking like a horse ass, and some op is running a game of jeopardy using a bait-and-switch price.
On /lv/, mikeeusa is shilling his stance on ""geek" feminism". /lv/ doesn't yet care because he also answeres the thread and actually practices spelling and punctuation unlike me.
▶ No.3696>>3777
Maybe report on /fatpeoplehate/? They already demand to get tripcode bound personal user flairs added to infinity. Hopefully they move to voat.
▶ No.3725>>3726
Hey guys.
/s8s/ NT editor here.
Sorry for the long, long hiatus.
I've been having some personal problems for the last month and didn't have the time to even make this post, let alone run the paper.
The paper is not defunct. I will get back to updating it weekly, but as it is right now I can't.
I hope the our based BO will keep the sticky up, since I will eventually get back to making new issues.
Sorry for the lack of issues and thanks for understanding.
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>>3725
Yeah don't worry for the sticky.
▶ No.3772>>3774 >>3775
got some juicy leaks from /moster/ BO
posted on a /intl/ thread
▶ No.3774
>>3772
>using Steam browser chat
FAKE & GAY!
▶ No.3777>>3778
>>3696
Do they really?
I've actually used both mediums for a while now, but I at least try to respect pre-stated ideals== ==I got shadowbanned about a month ago lol== ==I didn't even post on the edgelord subreddits
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>>3778
Nigga I'm definitely doing asterisks
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>>3779
Ignore me being retarded i m on mobile and forgot about custom board cs
wew
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>>3780
>Trolled by the wordfilter
Post last edited at
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>>3781
how do i activate word filter??
test:
faggot
dicks
dong
gamergate
nigger
/pol/
trip
tripfag
normies
encrypt
cp
ayy lmao
pepe
child porn
toucan
rare pepe
tumblr
sjw
pelican
newfag
starfish
beyonce
dank
dubs
✅ Official word filter test commenced by Lila Sawyer. Verify this message yourself @ http://digibutter.nerr/g/0004.txt
▶ No.3814>>3891
how do we rainbow box text?
▶ No.3891
>>3393 (OP)
New edition when?
>>3814
NEWFIGS CANT SEIZURE TEXT!
▶ No.3910>>3929
I suggest covering the recent happenings on (mostly) /b/. There were the nuclear-IB incident and the 9th anniversary habbo raid. Many lulz were had. There's also another habbo raid planned for the 18th (end of ramadan if I remember correctly) as ISIS characters. Some anons want to evolve that into an 8chan original. I'm curious to see how it will work out.
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>>3910
>9th anniversary habbo raid?
wew , got a link to the archive
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>>3979
what a lewd post :^S
▶ No.4004
It's nice to see someone using my OC
▶ No.4037
Finally, an easy to use, better than the ones you have to purchase.
▶ No.4119>>4135
>>3422
I really, really, really like her balls
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>>4119
Save them. They are all yours!!!
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▶ No.4145>>4217
Well, it's been a few long months and a lot has happened.
I'm severly out of touch with what's been going round on 8chan since I made the last issue, in May. If anyone could clue me in or make a brief summary of stuff that's happened, that would be great!
Anyway, issue no. 5 should be arriving on the 18th of September.
We back.
Also, based BO, pls clean up the CSS.
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>>4145
I expect a special column for /grim/'s spookymas streams this year.
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>>3393 (OP)
>>3411
The /s4s/ newspapers originally only covered news local to /s4s/.
The newspapers had le random jokes in them unlike you're newspaper.
By making a serious newspaper about serious things you are breaking character.
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY
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>>4409
DDAMNTHIS COMMENT IS FANCY
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>>4410
>>4409
DAMN THESE COMMENTS ARE FANCY
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>>4411
=DAMN THIS FANCY COMMENT GOT DUBS==
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>>4412
DAMN THIS COMMENT ISN'T FANCY
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>>4413
>>4411
>>4410
>>4409
DAMN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE
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DAMN THIS IS A NICE BOARD
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>>4416
DAMN THIS IS MY OWN POST
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>>4416
DAMN THAT REPLY IS FANCY
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>>4417
DAMN THE RIDE DOESN'T END
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>>4419
DAMN IT SURE IS FANCY
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS SPOOKY
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>>4422
DAMN THAT COMMENT IS FANCY
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>>4423
DAMN THAT COMMENRT IS FANCY TOO
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>>4424
DAMN THAT COMMENT IS MISTYPED
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DAMN I'M STILL HAVING A SEIZURE
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DAMN THESE CHIPS ARE CRUNCHY
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS TRIG
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS SQUIDDY
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS HAIRY
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS CONTROVERSIAL
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS OVER THE LINE
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>>4433
DAMN THIS COMMENT IS DUB DUBS
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DAMN THIS REAGAN IS FANCY
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DAMN I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS
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DAMN THESE SHITPOSTS ARE SHITTY
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DAMN THESE COMMENTS ARE TIRING
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DAMN THESE COMMENTS ARE STILL FANCY
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY
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>>3775
DAMN THIS POST IS DESU
▶ No.4483>>4563
Getting older means gradually changing your views and trying to overcome your prejudices. No more have I experienced this than through my own beliefs about other races and religions. For most of my life, I always thought, like many Americans out there, that all terrorists were Muslim. That all immediately changed when I saw a movie called Speed 2: Cruise Control.
You see, watching Speed 2 challenged me to my core. Never before had I been forced to stare my own ugly bigotry in the face. I realized that I had always equated the word “terrorist” with a person from Middle Eastern descent armed with a suicide bomb or an AK-47. Never once had I considered that one could be a white software engineer determined to crash a cruise ship into an ocean liner.
My eyes were opened. I know now that anyone can be a terrorist. It doesn’t have to be someone with a headscarf and a beard. It could also be Willem Dafoe driving a speedboat. And with each successive second of Speed 2: Cruise Control---from the moment the movie began to the moment that Sandra Bullock and Jason Patric killed Dafoe by firing a harpoon into his plane and causing him to crash into an oil tanker—I could feel myself becoming more educated and more tolerant.
The truth is, I’m a better person now, because now I understand that while some acts of terrorism are caused by extreme religious beliefs, others can be caused by a man simply seeking revenge against the company that fired him after their electromagnetic fields poisoned his blood with copper.
So, the next time you ask yourself if you believe that refugees should be denied entrance to our country, consider the fact that we allow non-Muslims to smuggle explosives aboard cruise ships inside their golf clubs. Should we start searching every white man’s golf equipment the same way we subject Muslims to unjust and violating searches and questioning?
At the end of the day, I know the answer to this question. And I think you do, too. I used to think all terrorists were Muslim. I admit I was wrong. And Speed 2: Cruise Control showed me all the evidence I needed to admit my mistake.
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▶ No.4777>>5619
>>4716
The first issue.
This newspaper will focus more on bringing 8chan-related news and happenings to the larger website audience as opposed to sticking to a specific board audience.
Contact e-mail address coming soon!
114 posts and 42 image replies omitted. Click to expand.
▶Le Anonymous Poster 08/27/16 (Sat) 04:19:00 No.The first issue.
This newspaper will focus more on bringing 8chan-related news and happenings to the larger website audience as opposed to sticking to a specific board audience.
Contact e-mail address coming soon!
114 posts and 42 image replies omitted. Click to expand.
▶Le Anonymous Poster 08/27/16 (Sat) 04:19:00 No.4716
The first issue.
This newspaper will focus more on bringing 8chan-related news and happenings to the larger website audience as opposed to sticking to a specific board audience.
Contact e-mail address coming soon!
114 posts and 42 image replies omitted. Click to expand.
▶Le Anonymous Poster 08/27/16 (Sat) 04:19:00 No.4716
i hate myself
i hate myself4716
i hate myself
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>>4777
>>4944
>>5599
i will check these digits and so should you
▶ No.5698>>5708
bosting in olde thraed XDDDDDDDDDD
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>>3393 (OP)
/s4s/ originalfag reporting in, someone want to get me up to date on this board's importance to the community?
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>>5929
sue me mass yen, fig-san. It's been too long.
▶ No.5943
>>5931
welcome back friend, all is forgiven
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I wish this was still alive.