No.7965
How does Scott look like? Are there any photos of him?
No.7966
Yes, IIRC skinny and bald(ing) though I suppose it doesn't really matter.
No.7967
>>7966
It doesn't, I just like to imagine the appearance of someone I'm reading.
I mean, if it's an avatar of a yellow frog with sunglasses, then I have no problem imagining just that. But if it's something as abstract as that pendant or that book, then it's more of a problem.
No.7969
IIRR Scott said he wishes to remain as anonymous as possible on the internet. Something having to do with mentally ill patients seeing their psychiatrist on 8chan right next to the talks of ethically fucking children.
I believe we should respect this, even if you want to troll him, think of the children!
No.7970
>>7969
I agree, except for this banner we may eventually use, which is hilarious.
Which is a shame, because pictures of the glorious leader would make for the best reaction images.
No.7971
*on hospital's website*
*out of boredom, decides to reverse-image-search doctor's headshot*
"whoa what the f u c k"
No.7972
>>7971
8chan isn't google-indexed is it? that would seem like a silly thing for it to be.
No.7974
>>7972
Some boards are but others (possibly the unlisted ones?) aren't, last time I checked.
No.7975
>>7969
>I believe we should respect this
Yeah. I love a bit of a gossip, but ratanon doesn't seem to realize that if you playfully character-assasinate your public figures just for a bit of fun on a public forum, that might actually lead to them getting character-assasinated.
Until you can display responsible levels of restraint and obfuscation I'm not playing with you guys and you wont be hearing any of my scandalous rumors.
No.7976
>>7971
Dark reverse image search, show me the forbidden secret of Scott Alexander's identity.
*gasps*
He is George W. Bush AND Barack Obama!
No.7977
>>7969
He does a pretty poor job at concealing it. In any case, as long as his name isn't mentioned it's probably alright.
No.7979
No.7980
>>7976
that's because it's a headshot from the defunct MetaMed website, ass-wrangler. currently-available headshots (which aren't hard to find) are a different matter.
No.7981
>>7980
No, it's from his current employer, not a defunct website.
No.7982
Scott Alexander showcasing his world class physique in one of his photoshoots.
No.7983
>>7982
do you even lift elua up to heaven
No.7984
Would you fuck him /ratanon/?
No.7985
>>7984
we'd fuck anyone. not sure how you haven't realized this yet. but sure, scott's of about average attractiveness afaict, and that's boosted by his whole ssc thing, he's quality.
No.7986
>>7984
I must say, he looks much cuter with hair. I kindof wonder about his reasoning for shaving it.
No.7987
>>7986
He was going bald early, so he decided to just shave his head to make it look even.
No.7988
No.7989
>>7984
Hey Scott, if you're reading this, that cudly fucking face would look like 60% better with some additional lean bodymass. Don't need to go full bodybuilder, just flesh out your arms a bit and the ladies and gay men will grudgly accept settling for just cuddling with you more often than they do now.
No.7990
>>7984
NO! I refuse to believe thats him!!!
I had in mind a more Snake Blissken type!
No.7991
>>7989
W O W T H I S
In particular, the closer your neck is to your head in diameter, the better a shaved or close-cropped looks.
No.7992
>>7967
I mean, he's wearing the pendant, so technically that is a picture of him.
No.7993
>>7970
That banner should say Eliezer Yudkowsky. Having the quote and attribution relate, what were you thinking?
No.7994
How about some quality shitposting and less fan/hate-girling for a while?
No.7995
No.7996
v Yeah. I love a bit of a gossip, but ratanon doesn't seem to realize that if you playfully character-assasinate your public figures just for a bit of fun on a public forum, that might actually lead to them getting character-assasinated.
Until you can display responsible levels of restraint and obfuscation I'm not playing with you guys and you wont be hearing any of my scandalous rumors.
No.7997
>>7992
i think she was hiss student
No.7998
>>0
I'd fuck him AND the tiger.
No.7999
>>0
Oh fugg
Scott is Dolarhyde
No.8070
What's with Scott's eyes?