The most rational game to play is Starcraft. Here are years of entertainment contained within a single link: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/1bph6m/18247_starcraft_brood_war_maps_archive_download/
You will be the coolest kid if you have all these maps.
Your life will improve and problems will disappear.
Women will fall madly in love with you.
Give in already. You know you'll love it from the inside.
Is it not rational to lose rationality? It only leads you to suffering.
Feel him on your tongue. In the saliva dripping down your throat whenever you ingest your daily programming.
Moloch Chan loves you Anon. Know him in the back of your mind. In your heart. In the breasts of everyone you love. He knows and cares for you, Forever and always.
Lets play together and always be happy, okay?