>he's an em
>on the computational substrate
>of a free city midway between london and nyc
>he does it for subsistence wages
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic "life"
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset his spur branch gets wiped
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he vacations in
>he will never have a meat body
>he will never move out of his parent's aws instance
>he will never run at faster than 32x human normal subjective experience
>he will never know how to simulate eating anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a low fidelity taylor swift as a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends