/ratanon/ - Rationalists Anonymous

Grr, used to slack's texty stuff, oh well.

/tries to think of bad stuff… fails/

I… pushed my friend down into rocks once, and they scratched him up a bit. Sorry, worst thing I can think of.

I thought a girl was hot. I said as much in a "private boy's conversation", but one of them told her and as a result she stopped talking to me.

Fast-forward one year, she asks me out. I didn't think she was hot shit anymore, but I had never had a relationship or kissed someone so I agreed.

We went on a date the next day. It was even lover's day. We started kissing, and I thought it was pretty boring. Plus it was getting late.

So I dumped her right there. Let's say she wasn't very happy about it.

Also when I was 5 years old I bullied an immigrant kid for some time because another kid told me it was fun. But then someone else told me that it wasn't okay and I stopped.

>>5651

you monster.

I made several girls cry because I didn't know how to people. As a child, I outgrouped a lot of people. As a teenager, I outgrouped the whole world. As an adult, I carried urine bottles that were open with containers of food that would be fed to people later. I didn't really have a choice, but that's what the Auschwitz guards said.

I cheated on my loyal-and-kind partner while they were at their grandfather's funeral.

MANY LESSONS WERE LEARNED.

Attempted to summon a demon to mass murder all my enemies. Was too irrational at the time to realise it was not going to actually *work*. Tried a ritual off the internet with candles and chanting and everything.

I faked psychosis and spent several months in the state psych hospital.

>>5656

Hah, you're definitely in the right place.

Pretty sure modern rationalism is just one big project to minimize the number of enemies and summon the most well bound demon.

>>5658

'XACTLY

>>5651

Consolation; if you'd done that, say, 10 years from now, they might have got an infection and died because there will be no working antibiotics 10 years from now.

Since it's on my mind, I bullied a Canadian kid in primary school. We had a sailing thing that was compulsory, and this kid was really tall, so one friend would be sailing beside him when we're going downwind, I'd call out his name and my friend would swing the boom across. Knocked him out of his boat like five times that way.

Also once went for a booty call at my ex's and afterwards she asked "Is there even a one in a million chance we could date again someday?" and I responded something like "Literally, yes."

>>5661

Thanks for the anecdote, that was funny

>>5661

Worth it.

I fucked a teddybear that wasn't mine. I don't think anyone ever noticed the dried jizz I tried to wipe off