/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>341894

The same way the fairy can take a dick thicker than her waist: magic

There is a caveat though, their sons can never grow taller than 5'11"

>>341897

But when their sons are born, what size do they start out at?

>>341899

It's okay anon, you'll attract all the monster girls that love permashotas.

>>341893 (OP)

>We all know how daugterus with our waifus would work, but what about human sons?

Depends on your headcanon.

>Would they take more after your waifu than you, personality-wise?

Probably a varying degrees of both.

>How would you react to having a son with your Kikimora waifu, only to see him grow up to be a submissive man who works as a butler or a maitre d and brings his dominant Manticore girlfriend for dinner?

If it makes him happy, good for him.

>Or if you married a Hellhound and had a son with her, and he found work as a bouncer or a cop, leaving the housework to his mousegirl wife?

See above.

>so let's just pretend the Kiki in this is expecting a boy

She's not.

I'd be fine no matter who they took after more. Considering human siblings usually have fairly different personalities though, my son would probably take after me seeing as my daughteru would mostly take after my wife.

But there is one thing I'm sure about: I'm going to teach him all the tricks of how to not get proactively dated until he is ready.

>>341893 (OP)

>see him grow up to be a submissive man who works as a butler or a maitre d

>implying a butler is automatically a beta simp and not a details-focused managerial type who ensures that the household runs smoothly with a sober, no nonsense fairness.

>Implying a Maitre D isn't the master of subtle dominance over his patrons, and overt dominance over his staff

Nigger please.

>Manticore girlfriend

…eh, no accounting for taste.

>>341899

oberon tier post.

>>341893 (OP)

>have a son in mgc

>from the first moment he's able to walk I start teaching him the art of rape-avoidance

>dragon waifu doesn't approve since he is our only son and ought to learn how to get along with MG's

>its time for the first lesson: talking shit to get out of shit

>"well, if mamono weren't so touchy, I'd be teaching him just that!"

"Excuse me?"

>"you're excused."

>she's my wife, she thinks she knows exactly what I'm trying to do

>she starts ranting on about "setting an example" and "pulling this stunt in front of the kids"

>she isn't normally like this, probably cause of what I'm trying to teach junior here

>"believe me, he needs this example"

"Oh, I'll show you an example"

>she may be a monster, but she wouldn't rape me in front of the kids

>she goes for a tackle

>guess she's going more for a dominance pin and to show our daughterus how to securely pin a man down

>rapeavoidancenojutsu.jpg

>immediately rip off my shirt revealing I had a baby carrier strapped to my chest

>immediately put son in the carrier

>she stops dead in her tracks

"Dear, the fuck are you doing?"

>her tone is enough to send shivers down everyone's spine

>except mine

>"this is how we did shit down in Florida, son."

>immediately jump out the window being careful as so my son doesn't get hurt

>angry mama dragon in hot pursuit of soon to be dehydrated/injured husband and precious baby boy

>proudly puff out chest with baby still on it doing his best to do an imitation of me

>she stops yet again more angry than ever

"Put him down, dear. Me and you need to have a grown up talk"

>she immediately claws at me

>more accurately, my son

>she made an attempt at grabbing junior

>but, in that moment, my fatherly instincts kicked in and removed son from the carrier

>standing there, outside with no shirt, baby in hand, glass everywhere, and an angry dragon that has managed to corner me against the house

>son, this is what I wanted to show you

>place son on a safe patch of grass so he can see what I'm about to do

>walk up to wife, people have already started coming out to see what's going on

>including a certain bitch I thought I never actually wanted to see

>bitch wouldn't be the right term, more like a fox

> she's an old kitsune neighbor who can't mind her own business even if a danuki paid her to

"well, well, well, seems as though the dragon forgot how to show her dominance"

>I take that back, she is just a bitch

>"how about you go back to trying to lure in paper boys you furry cougar wannabe!"

"Yeah, shut up Donna!"

>sure enough, dragon wife directs her anger to Donna as I go pick up my son

>couple hours later, dragon waifu showed Donna how to really dominate someone

>she comes back in the house, anger having been vented

>tell her how she proved that bitch wrong

>almost as if nothing happened

>almost

>about to go to bed until I hear my wife whisper into my ear

"Now, let me remind you how touchy we mamono can be"

>tell my son and daughterus I love them

>>341939

My bad, forgot to remove the name.

/sage/ for faggotry.

>>341942

To be fair, I'm about half asleep right now. Either way, my bad.

Kinda hard to imagine having a son when you can't even imagine having a waifu.

>>341975

Maybe a wurm is for you, they are probably the least picky of all the monster girls.

>>341993

The point is I want a son

Why the fuck would I want only daughters?

Like I definitely want daughters too, but I want kiddos of both varieties.

>>341993

For weird incestual hijinx.

Also, the less human boys there are, the more lonely single mamono there will be. Do you want to make the poor girls go through something like that?

>>341993

>Why would you choose that over moe snek daughteru?

<Choosing the child you want rather than loving the child you get

I want to have multiple kids, so I'd likely have at least one boy and one girl. Without sons, your daughterus will have no onii-chan to watch over them, no men to carry your name and your blood, no husbandos for the lonely monster girls out there, and no males to help further humankind and monsterkind alike.

>Permashota wouldn't be bad but relatives aren't for sexual

In 2D, blood relations are not an issue, so go to town.

Not sure how a human son would work with my holstaur waifu, but i bet he'd grow up to be strongfat unlike me because i'm a manlet and i dont exercise or eat that well

>>342008

>Choosing the child you want rather than loving the child you get

That's kind of implied with the whole 'designer babies' thing isn't it? We're clearly heading in that direction. We favor certain traits in other people and our own kin and we'd gladly raise their expression in the population if we could.

Society functions ideally when there are far more females than males anyway.

>>341993

>>342020

Alright, we get it now fuck off back to >>leftypol already

>Sitting on the couch, Wanfu leaning against me.

>Got one hand on her head, tussling her hair and teasing her ears, the other is holding a good book.

>Son comes home from middle school, has hickeys across his body. Runs to his room and slams the door behind him.

>His older sister is not far behind, ears down and tail merely moving with her steps.

>"Kyle got ambushed by a bunch of bullies." She said dejectedly. "It took me too long to find him and now he's mad."

>Wanfu lets out a pained cry, and moves to get up.

>Move my hand to her shoulder, stopping her.

>"I got it CuddlePup."

>Walk over to sons room and knock on the door.

>"Leave me alone!"

>"Not happening."

>"Just leave me alone!"

>"Don't make me get Margret!" I threaten. His oldest sister would break down the door, grab her brother, and make him talk.

>The door opens, revealing my son, shirtless but covered from the neck down.

>"What happened?"

>He tells me how this Hellhound has been following him. How her and her friends grabbed him during lunch and kept him in a closet while the Hellhound had her way with him.

>All in all it was pretty innocent, especially for a Hellhound a year older than him. This was her marking him. My wife did something similar to me, only it was her rubbing against me.

>He assures me it was only the Hellhound who abused him.

>Finally figure out why he's so mad. He wanted to free himself, too look good in front of the Hellhound.

>He can't fight his instincts to be the Alpha. (What I get for getting me a Husky Wanfu)

>Notice the blush on his face when I ask him if he likes her.

>Notice how he's shuffling his feet in place while talking about her raspy voice or her wild but silky soft hair or how her paws were so strong yet gently held him in place.

>Sit him down and explain what to do.

>I leave the room, my son already excited and planning on what to do.

>Next day, sitting on the couch, Wanfu asleep on my lap.

>Son comes home, Hellhound in tow.

>She is a pretty girl, and rather sweet for a Hellhound.

>Notice how she's looking at my son and smile.

>He did it, he got her.

>He nibbled those ears good.

>Now his sisters, that was a different issue completely.

>When all three got home, they grilled the poor hound.

>Ever been ganged up by three angry Husky Wans?

>They stopped when their brother slipped in and grabbed her paw.

>The sniveling Hellhound stood up straight, looked directly at my daughters.

>"I love Mike and I'm his good girl!"

>Daughters look at one another, then to Mike and the hound.

>Margret shrugs before resting her paw on the hounds head and begins to pet her.

>"I can see both in you." Margret said softly. "Don't hurt our brother." She added, only a hint of malice in her voice."

>>342032

>Having the talk with son who likes mindflayers

>Not throwing him out of the house for having the shittiest of taste

>>342061

>throwing him out of the house

>not taking him out back and givig him the old yelled treatment

You can always make more kids.

>>342065

What exactly is the difference between a human male and an incubus in that situation?

Like what difference would it make if mamonos gave birth to human males instead of incubi when demon lord reaches full power?

>>342065

>If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being "monsters" whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans

>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy.

You have your orders, men.

>>341893 (OP)

I always liked the idea that sons born from human-mamono couples will be human in biology but will pick up little "quirks" I guess would be the term, at the risk of invoking a certain cringe as fuck anime, from their monster mother.

>>342072

On it!

>I'm husband to a manticore

>my waifu and I have 3 children together, two daughters and a son

>my son's a great kid, I love the little bugger with all my heart, but there's one problem

>I met my waifu in the traditional way - that is to say, she stalked me for a while before pouncing

>while I grew to love her, I can't help but fear that my son might suffer a similar fate and not be as content with it as I was

>decide to train him to avoid proactive dating so that he can choose a waifu on his own terms

>surprisingly enough, my waifu is eagerly supportive of the idea

>I believe her words were something to the effect of "No amateur rapist is going to get the better of our son, he's only going to yield to the best"

>that wasn't quite the idea I had in mind, but sure

>begin a strict training regimen with the lad, just as my waifu has been teaching our daughters to hunt

>he takes to lessons on talking his way out of an imminent sexual assault like a duck to water

>I also teach him what I know of martial arts, there's no way I'm sending him to a dojo with all the veteran mamono that'd be there

>regular family competitions become a tradition, my son and I vs. his mother and sisters

>everyone enjoys it

>the girls enjoy it possibly a little too much, but whatever

>continue his training to become the unrapeable man, to succeed where I failed

>until finally the day came that his skills were put to the test

>a normal saturday, it was a warm summer evening so we were training in the back garden

>he and I had taken a short break when there was a sudden calamity from the fence that seperated our neighbour's garden from our own

>the nature of this calamity quickly became apparent as a tanned, red-haired lizardgirl leapt over the fence and pointed at my son with a sword

>"You! I've been watching you hone your skills for so long, I can't wait any longer! Here I come!"

>I had completely forgotten the family that had moved in next to us a while ago

>my daughters moved to try and defend their brother but the salamander was too fast

>raising her sword high, she charged at him with a lusty battlecry

>what happened next brought a tear of joy to my eye

>not panicking for a second, he expertly disarmed her and put her in an armlock, forcing her to her knees before asking her "Can't we just be friends?"

>the salamanders cheeks burned even hotter than her tail as he released her, and she slunk back towards the fence in shame

>as she climbed over it, one of my daughters yelled "You're years too early to be challenging my brother, you scaly slut! Get some lessons!"

>I should have told her off for being so mean but I was too busy trying and failing not to beam with pride

>>342073

>Dragon son is incredibly ambitious, yet somewhat of an egotist

>Gremlin son loves machines

>Unicorn son has an aura of innocence

>Bicorn son is amazing at talking girls into threesomes

>Alp son is probably going to also become an alp

>Danuki son is literally just a jew

>Oddly enough Baphomets, Witches and other Sabbath based monsters have sons that mature fairly quickly

>>342079

>your arachne waifu lays a bunch of eggs

>when they hatch you get a swarm of daughterus

>holy shit one of them is a boy

>you've got a normal baby and a bunch of skittering daughterus to deal with now

>you're not going to be able to sleep for the next several years lets hope your parents are willing to watch a batch of spiders or her parents aren't working on another one

>>342073

You mean as if a hellhound had a son, and he could also get fiery eyes under extreme conditions, that sort of thing?

>>342071

>What exactly is the difference between a human male and an incubus in that situation?

At a guess? An incubus is mated and magic-signature-imprinted on a specific Mamono wife or wives.

>>342080

Fuck yes. This is the stuff.

>Dads decide to rally and set up a group

>Weekly father/son outings are compulsory in many homes

>During these outings, sons get trained in the art of rape avoidance

>Eventually set up a summer camp of sorts

>Multiple courses that the boys can pick

>The more aggressive and strong ones get training in fighting and weapon mastery

>The more magically inclined boys get trained in various spells of incapacitation, usually multiple such spells across multiple different elements such as snap-freezing, trapping in mud, etc

>Some get trained in honing their senses and learn parkour, shadow dashing, evasive maneuvers, sprint and marathon training, etc

>All the boys get stronger, faster, tougher

>This has resulted in a lot more satisfied and happy marriages as the boys now know to deal with hormonal mgs

>And incidence of alping is also surprisingly low, though nobody figured out why until a porn stash was found well hidden in the kitchen

>>342113

Of course there would also be a girl's summer camp nearby who practice their rape skills.

>>342102

I had similar ideas that went into the worldbuilding of some of my writefags. Here are some in a random order.

>There are commercially escape and anti rape kits available for boys and men, but the best ones are fathers/son projects.

>Gun laws have loosened with the advent of monster girls so theres a lot of father/son bonding at the shooting range.

>Young boys/teens one up each other by evading monster girls.

>Extreme adrenaline junkies risk their virginity using limited tools against the most dangerous monsters and try to survive long enough to become a wizard

>Most men don't manage it, but they still like to give their wives a good chase every now and then.

>>342117

For some reason that reminded me about movies sortve like 'Cheaper By the Dozen' or 'Major Payne' where there's a competition between camps. Except less family friendly.

>>342113

Let me try something

>In magic course

>Learning how to soften the ground

>the idea is to turn the ground under a mg into quicksand, to sink her then harden it, trapping her

>Nice idea in theory

>Useless in real life tho

>Because, um, y'know, most mgs can fucking fly

>Most mgs that don't fly are strong enough to tunnel through the earth

>I pointed this out and got a week of dishwashing duty

>I swear the leader is some mg trying to appease the men and make us into jokes to predators

>Finish my quota of dishes and walk back to the tent grumbling

>when something grabs my collar and lifts me off the ground

>oh well, so long, virginity! Goodbye dreams of wizardhood! Farewell late saturday nights of gaming!

>You know what, fuck that

>I lift my hands up and drop through my shirt

>Turn around to face my attacker

>A motherfucking wyvern is glaring at me like I did an unspeakable sin

>What the fuck do you want? You're not welcome here! Beat it monster!

>For some reason, this pisses her off even more

>She ascends into the sky and quickly disappears into the night sky

>Fuck me, what now?

>OK ok, think. Rule 1-in case of MG attack, fire a flare

>Quickly shoot out a red flame into the sky

>Won't be long now

>Hardly any time to think when something tackles me into the ground

>Shit, forgot about her

>I can see her face close to me

>Still angry about something

>Fuck you, I'm not giving up game night!

>Use all my strength and roll her over

>Now I'm on top

>She swiftly headbutts me and rips the zipper on my jeans

>Rolls again, now she's on top and I'm seeing stars

>Mumbling something about showing them all

>uh, what?

>I feel her crotch press down on mine

>Close my eyes and remember all the good guy times with my friends that I never got to have and if this continues, never will

>New strength fills me as I roll her over again

>This time, I attack and kiss her

>Distracted for a second, she quickly begins kissing me back, tongue and all

>Damn she's fierce. Desperate even

>Which is possibly why she didn't notice what was happening

>By the time she realized it, I had buried her halfway into the ground

>She's shrieking and screaming, but can't get out

>The head honchos show up and get her out and cart her away, her still screaming and crying about something to prove

>I get a pat on the back, a honorable mention and my dishwash duties get passed on to some other poor sod

>It was a good night sleep

>>342140

>Join the new monsters camp

>I dont know why my parents put me into this

>I'm a proud wyvern who just finished her final moult

>I'm lithe, soft yet toned, with sizable breasts, a firm ass, shapely hips, the ideal STICC figure, as those perverts would say

>I don't need camp, why would I? With my strength and my beauty accentuated with my new shiny emerald scales, there's no way I'd ever have trouble bagging a man

>Or, to be more precise, that douche, who never stops playing videogames with those future alps

>I've been tracking him for a few weeks

>I couldn't approach him at the time, I was still molting

>Those were dark, dark days

> Now that they're behind me, I can finally use this vacation to seduce him and make him my living dildo

>Or failing that, ,just carry him away and charm him with my figure and tight pussy

>Or so I thought

>"Honey, you need to go to this camp! It's for your own good!"

>What does she know?

>"Besides, that boy you like is going to camp as well, and this camp is only a few minutes away from that…"

>Fuck, she knows everything

>So here I am

>The proud beautiful wyvern, emerald of the sky, envy of men and single monsters everywhere

>Getting fucking pinned by a hellhound while a bunch of fat dykes watch with their leader orc, laughing and pointing at me

>This shame makes my moulting days feel like birthdays

>"You think she'll ever get a guy?"

>"As if! These are the ones that end up as dykes because no guy ever wants them!"

>Fuck off! Why wouldn't a guy want me?

>"Oooh, she's struggling! I wonder why!!"

>"Truth hurts, sugar! You simply can't get a guy looking like that!"

>wut?

>"She doesn't know?"

>"Sugar, STICC is sooo last year! Men want soft pudgy monsters now!"

>"Yeah! Monsters with big boobs, soft lips and giant asses! And you have none of those!"

>Ouch

>>342148

>I can't get any sleep

>So will I never get a man?

>Will I end up like my great aunt Bertha, miserable and lonely, constantly harping about the noise those kids in the park make and how they're a waste while stroking her cats?

>Ewwww

>That disturbing image gives me all the strength I need

>I'm gonna show them wrong

>I'm gonna get my man

>I'll be the first to have sex of all these dykes in this camp of losers!

>Time for a reconnaissance mission

>My time in Dragons daily class, and practice from stalking him have really paid off

>The sentry's gone. Time to sneak in

>This is a reconnaissance mission. I need to look around

>Its him

>Fuck oh fuck, its him

>No, no, no, scouting mission. SCOUTING MISSION, remember?

>He's here

>Scouting mission

>All alone

>Its unsafe

>In the dark

>Recon-

>Oh fuck it

>Fly and grab him from behind

>Success! Now I just have to carry him to a nice spot where we can-

>He moves and falls, leaving me with his shirt

>Bastard

>"What the fuck do you want? You're not welcome here! Beat it monster!"

>"You'll never get a man!"

>Ok, that's it

>I'm gonna fuck him here and now, and nobody can stop me

>Fly up to get some altitude

>He fires a red flame into the sky

>Not much longer now

>I need to fuck him fast, before they get here

>Quickly swoop down and tackle him into the dirt

>Ok, this is it

>The test that turns girls into women

>I'll show them

>I'll be leagues ahead of them tonight

>He rolls and gets on top

>Did he want this?

>As much as I want hto fight him for the top, I need to make this quick. The less resistance, the better

>Headbutt him and get up on top again

>I almost feel regret when I look down on his stunned face

>Pull the zipper on his jeans off and rub my crotch into his

>He's getting hard

>Oh, if only they could see this! I'm gonna show them all! Those dykes and my parents and great aunt Bertha!

>He suddenly gets his shit together and rolls on top again

>I dont have time fo-

>He kisses me

>I'm kissing him

>I can't think

>The guy I've been following for 3 weeks is kissing me

>My first kiss…

>I lose myself in kissing him

>Oh, if only we could do this foreve-

>Wait, what's this funny feeling in my wings?

>I realize he played me

>Now my wings and body are buried, his face triumphant

>So that kiss meant nothing to you!? NOTHING???!!

>THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! AND YOU KISSED ME!!!! HOW COULD YOU PLAY WITH A GIRL'S HEART LIKE THAT?? BASTARD!!!!!

>Back in my tent after a reprimand from the counsellor

>All the girls are asleep already. Good. I dont need any more shame today

>Lie down and get to sleep

>…..

>…huh?

>Why is there a paw on my mouth?

>Where am I?

>Realize that I'm innawoods with a bunch of girls, all in weird robes

>I'm soon in the middle of a clearing, monsters surrounding me, all wearing strange robes with hearts on them

>The high orc, with a more elaborate version of those robes steps forward

>"Wyvern! You heeded our call. You took on our challenge. Youj infiltrated the boy's camp. You even got a boy to kiss you. You have proved yourself worthy. We would like to honour your great feat of love by welcoming you to the sisterhood of Alphas!

>wut

>>342087

>>342073

>>342082

Yeah, i refer to it mentally as being 'demi-cubi' going all the way to incubi form when they get their own waifu.

>>342140

>>342148

>>342155

Why are you saging my brother? This a cute. Please continue.

>>342155

>taking her first kiss as a diversion.

That wizard best be taking responsibility son…

Now I'm thinking about how much I'll have to keep an eye on my son to prevent older monster girls from getting him while he's young and vulnerable. How can I protect him from school faculty?

>>342210

It just means that he's going to have to work extra hard to ensure that only the wyvern girl rapes him.

>>342308

Bear trap underwear. The only way to be sure.

>>342309

That sounds more like it would hurt him than help him.

>>342312

That's the point. If he is at risk of a botched circumcision, no girl is gonna risk it. Minus a Lich…

>>342314

That sounds stupid but genius at the same time.

>>342309

>Bear trap underwear

You're a pussy. Wear underwear made of semtex instead.

>Back at camp

>Fucking finally

>We went on a hike from the main camp to the local mountains for 3 days

>And I learned something about myself

>Apparently, my strongest muscle is my sphincter

>And my will to not shit in a dirt hole far surpasses my will to live

>horror and relief simply cannot be closer to each other right now in the toilet

>I finally emerge, having conquered my demons, satisfaction and pride in my step as I head towards the campfire for dinner

>Fuck. The place is full

>No way am I eating my sterilized crap standing up

>I need to find a place to sit

>But where?

>Then I see him

>Poor little fuck

>He looks about 14, small and scrawny, with shaggy black hair, sitting all alone

>I'm no social butterfly, but atleast I can mingle with my peers

>This guy's a total outcast. Nobody even looks at him

>Which is why the chair, that could probably fit 3 other guys in comfortably is empty

>Ah well. Time for my good deed for the day

>Walk up to him and ask if I can sit next to him

>He turns up and looks at me

>And right away I realize why nobody talks to him

>His eyes. His irises are red. Totally red.

>This means one thing. He's chaos spawn

>Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!

>I don't wanna lose my sanity today. Or ever, for that matter.

>"Yes"

>Damn it, why did I have to be a good guy?

>Wasn't it just a month ago, that one of these fucks decided to go apeshit and put 20 schoolkids in the local asylum?

>Not to mention the 3 dozen people that got physically hurt, even warped trying to fight him

>"Um.."

>Why did it have to be me?

>"Hey, you gonna sit, or not?"

>Huh?

>Oh yeah, a place to eat

>The kid had moved over to the side and made plenty of room for me to eat

>Cough, and sit down

>Look at my food. It looks nauseating

>I take a bite and realize something

>After 3 days of living off biscuits, emergency rations, and water, the crap they serve simply tastes heavenly

>Greedily gobble down everything on my plate

>Dont even notice chaos spawn looking at me with a weird expression on his face

>Ah, that was satisfying

>I let out a loud burp, and sigh in contentment

>The kid giggles, and burps back

>A good try, but nowhere near my level

>I gulp down some water and let loose another one

>Take a look at him

>His face has a determined look

>He gulps down some water and burps, even louder than me

>Itson.jpg

>We keep burping back and forth, trying to one-up the other

>I finally surrender, after I realize that I really need to piss

>Dash into the bathroom, and let loose

>Man, that kid was weird

>Still, it was kinda fun, if a little immature and gross

>Head back to the table, he's still there

>He's reading one of the magazines

>An article on videocon, a large gathering of videogame nerds who buy junk they don't need with money they don't have

>So he's a gamer, huh?

>Hey kid. What games do you play?

>The kid looks at me like I grew a third head

>"huh?"

>You play videogames, right? What games do you play?

>He takes a moment before answering

>"Lots. All kinds of genres. I really like simulation and RTS"

>I'm no expert, but I have played a few games in the RTS genre myself

>Soon, we get engrossed in a detailed discussion on why carriers are better than tanks, as they are cheaper and easier to produce

>"You can produce them en masse and destroy your enemy before they even have time to react! Awesome, huh?"

>You know what? This kid's alright

>"Oh? I forgot to introduce myself! I'm…."