THIS IS A ROBBERY, PUT YOUR WAIFU IN THE BAG NOW!

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Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:48:18 ffdcdc No.336281

THIS IS A ROBBERY, PUT YOUR WAIFU IN THE BAG NOW!

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:55:32 7b3376 No.336283

File: 12a8cbbd1a27744⋯.png (233.99 KB, 367x600, 367:600, ClipboardImage.png)

>>336281

Oh noooooo. Please don't take my beloved waifu. Aaaaaanything but that.

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:56:03 3096a9 No.336284

I ain't got no waifu

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:02:38 666ce2 No.336285

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>>336281

Stop right there, criminal scum! You have violated the law and will pay the court a fine. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:03:43 f1c7c2 No.336287

File: e5a78a1da37e64d⋯.jpg (34.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 564546.jpg)

>>336281

Bring it on little man

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:03:44 f457d2 No.336288

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>>336281

Uh oh. Looks like someone just violated the NAP™. You know what that means, right?

CHILD SLAVES™! FETCH THE MCNUKES™ AND MY TENDIES™

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:07:14 c6afc2 No.336316

File: 6bc1e0332ed87a1⋯.jpg (68.8 KB, 680x680, 1:1, No Way Monsterlord.jpg)

>>336281

no way fag

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:14:38 b08052 No.336317

>>336281

https://youtu.be/LZ_Vq__pbvE?t=1m48s

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:15:52 fc4a0b No.336318

File: 4d3aa43564b5f6d⋯.jpg (116.1 KB, 1300x957, 1300:957, man-holding-gun-laptop-281….jpg)

NOT ME BUSTER

I AIN'T BITCH MADE

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 08:55:59 b8ea3b No.336321

But my waifu is the bag?

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 09:27:32 2f04e2 No.336323

File: 47ded8fcd76e6d8⋯.jpg (371.55 KB, 1000x883, 1000:883, Cheshire_cat.jpg)

Great! She's your problem now, bitch!

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 10:50:24 75f51e No.336328

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>>336323

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:51:00 c3a883 No.336329

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>>336323

>>336328

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:53:09 5a2ec0 No.336330

File: b6f51a1541d6953⋯.png (188.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, smug.png)

>>336323

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:57:52 1ab9ac No.336331

>>336321

>his waifu is a selkie

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 12:24:35 3c6bf6 No.336336

>>336281

This is the 11th time you've tried to take my mindflayer waifu. Do you have bad memory?

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 13:15:14 636851 No.336342

You are my waifu.

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 14:18:32 61f851 No.336350

It seems, my friend, that you will end up in the bag.

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 15:17:34 ba3119 No.336359

File: 5bc5a0114cfbe6e⋯.png (558.2 KB, 800x492, 200:123, 800px-Inari_-_ushi-oni.PNG)

>>336281

Your gonna need a bigger bag

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 18:55:07 8baf83 No.336387

File: 0101a20bb8dceda⋯.png (828.95 KB, 700x2520, 5:18, Shoggoth1.png)

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>>336281

>waifu

>in bag

Heh. Ha ha. Ohhhh, it is to laugh. Buddy, friend, pal, brosephkie…did you really think this through? My waifu likes to play at being things. Things like my house. Things like the clothes I wear.

Things like that bag. When you weren't looking, she replaced it. And the bullets in your gun. I'm pretty sure she said something about them being…spicy? I mean, it's not like they'd have hurt me for long or anything, a quick melt-together and I'd have been fine.

Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 19:34:09 a24db4 No.336390

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>>336281

Buddy, I can tell you’re new, so Imma let you in on a little secret of how this world works:

In Mamono Russia: Waifu puts you in the bag.

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 06:30:44 256224 No.336517

>>336390

>>>/9gag/

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 13:25:48 d4c44e No.336553

File: 8563d6d2a32ad0a⋯.png (3.35 MB, 2292x1798, 1146:899, GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT CAT.png)

What are you going to do, shoot me?

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 13:34:53 642d8c No.336554

>>336387

Why are eldritch horrors so cute?

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 17:50:32 c807b1 No.336586

My waifu is a dissapointing toffee I snached from a complementary candy bowl at this restaurant when I was five. It's all I have bro.

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 20:47:58 80c465 No.336625

File: 56213e347b171f0⋯.jpg (55.57 KB, 320x393, 320:393, chesh.jpg)

>>336281

Yeah good luck with that.

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 21:56:40 8baf83 No.336648

>>336554

Because they're eldritch horrors, and thus focus on providing a form we are comfortable with to ensure that if we go mad, we do it by choice. Except mindflayers, they're just thirsty as fuck.

After all, what better corruption than that which is intentionally sought, rather than forced?

Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 22:51:46 6a188b No.336661

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>>336321

>His waifu is a bag

Good taste

Violated Hero 01/28/18 (Sun) 02:43:16 5bf3fe No.336683

File: 016e867ec3bcff0⋯.jpg (28.19 KB, 311x400, 311:400, cat_out_of_the_bag.jpg)

>>336281 (OP)

<Oops! I guess I let the cat out of the bag!

Don't look so surprised.

You told me to put her in the bag.

You never said she had to stay in it.

Welcome to my world, boyo.

Violated Hero 01/28/18 (Sun) 07:17:02 433157 No.336722

File: a346008c6018777⋯.jpg (10.54 KB, 180x223, 180:223, boom.jpg)

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a monstergirl to break down your door and enter your home with the intent to claim you as her husband.

Why don't you have a waifu?

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 07:25:03 ffdcdc No.337019

File: 740a91e2098f75c⋯.jpg (186.95 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, yg.jpg)

>>336722

>Not sawwing the door down with a saw hidden inside the doll.

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 17:28:35 b713a4 No.337047

>>336722

>breaking in

>damaging property

Great way to get sued and killed by my home-made shotgun..

Seriously just ask me out on a date or something. I'm desperate enough to say yes reguardless.

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 18:21:55 f0390d No.337052

>>336281

My raifu is my laifu.

Get out of here, stalker.

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 20:37:56 4f3623 No.337068

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>>336281

but anon, i'm in the bag

please help

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 22:26:11 765437 No.337074

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>>336281

Have fun, one is a street samurai the other is a street shaman, I'll be sure to send your body to your family

Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 22:56:14 5f0f8d No.337077

>>337074

Fuck off.

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 03:23:08 5eadc7 No.337108

File: 584a8715614af50⋯.jpg (7.18 MB, 2893x4092, 263:372, CursedSword2b.jpg)

>Robber found dead from stab wounds, more news at 11

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 03:31:48 fc4a0b No.337110

>>337108

I thought cursed sword wounds only caused erections

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 06:26:07 215ecd No.337142

>>337110

>thinking we stick this hard to the MGE canon

Get a load of this guy.

Hmf. Sword-chan needs more bloodthirsty, Khornate-tier artwork.

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 07:37:01 8baf83 No.337145

>>336321

Does that make her a bag lady?

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 13:16:14 1e9e67 No.337158

>>337110

>>337142

Maybe evil souls get lethally stabbed? Or robber was high on some really strong stuff and Swordfu had to repeatedly stab perpetrator in self-defence until it was lethal?

Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 22:44:40 5eadc7 No.337200

>>337158

>>337110

>Forgetting about the pieces of probably metal sticking out of her

Violated Hero 02/01/18 (Thu) 04:43:18 b1352c No.337258

>>336359

Is that a sushi-oni?

Violated Hero 02/01/18 (Thu) 05:59:04 256224 No.337270

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