THIS IS A ROBBERY, PUT YOUR WAIFU IN THE BAG NOW!

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▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:48:18 ffdcdc (3) No.336281>>336283 >>336285 >>336287 >>336288 >>336316 >>336317 >>336336 >>336359 >>336387 >>336390 >>336625 >>336683 >>337052 >>337068 >>337074 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

THIS IS A ROBBERY, PUT YOUR WAIFU IN THE BAG NOW!

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:55:32 7b3376 (2) No.336283

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>>336281 (OP)

Oh noooooo. Please don't take my beloved waifu. Aaaaaanything but that.

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 05:56:03 3096a9 (1) No.336284

I ain't got no waifu

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:02:38 666ce2 (1) No.336285

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>>336281 (OP)

Stop right there, criminal scum! You have violated the law and will pay the court a fine. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:03:43 f1c7c2 (1) No.336287

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>>336281 (OP)

Bring it on little man

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 06:03:44 f457d2 (1) No.336288

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>>336281 (OP)

Uh oh. Looks like someone just violated the NAP™. You know what that means, right?

CHILD SLAVES™! FETCH THE MCNUKES™ AND MY TENDIES™

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:07:14 c6afc2 (1) No.336316

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>>336281 (OP)

no way fag

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:14:38 b08052 (1) No.336317

>>336281 (OP)

https://youtu.be/LZ_Vq__pbvE?t=1m48s

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:15:52 fc4a0b (2) No.336318

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NOT ME BUSTER

I AIN'T BITCH MADE

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 08:55:59 b8ea3b (1) No.336321>>336331 >>336661 >>337145

But my waifu is the bag?

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 09:27:32 2f04e2 (1) No.336323>>336328 >>336329 >>336330

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Great! She's your problem now, bitch!

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 10:50:24 75f51e (1) No.336328>>336329

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>>336323

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:51:00 c3a883 (1) No.336329

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>>336323

>>336328

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:53:09 5a2ec0 (1) No.336330

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>>336323

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 11:57:52 1ab9ac (1) No.336331

>>336321

>his waifu is a selkie

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 12:24:35 3c6bf6 (1) No.336336

>>336281 (OP)

This is the 11th time you've tried to take my mindflayer waifu. Do you have bad memory?

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 13:15:14 636851 (1) No.336342

You are my waifu.

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 14:18:32 61f851 (1) No.336350

It seems, my friend, that you will end up in the bag.

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 15:17:34 ba3119 (1) No.336359>>337258

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>>336281 (OP)

Your gonna need a bigger bag

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 18:55:07 8baf83 (3) No.336387>>336554 >>337515

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>>336281 (OP)

>waifu

>in bag

Heh. Ha ha. Ohhhh, it is to laugh. Buddy, friend, pal, brosephkie…did you really think this through? My waifu likes to play at being things. Things like my house. Things like the clothes I wear.

Things like that bag. When you weren't looking, she replaced it. And the bullets in your gun. I'm pretty sure she said something about them being…spicy? I mean, it's not like they'd have hurt me for long or anything, a quick melt-together and I'd have been fine.

▶Violated Hero 01/26/18 (Fri) 19:34:09 a24db4 (1) No.336390>>336517

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>>336281 (OP)

Buddy, I can tell you’re new, so Imma let you in on a little secret of how this world works:

In Mamono Russia: Waifu puts you in the bag.

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 06:30:44 256224 (2) No.336517

>>336390

>>>/9gag/

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 13:25:48 d4c44e (1) No.336553

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What are you going to do, shoot me?

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 13:34:53 642d8c (1) No.336554>>336648

>>336387

Why are eldritch horrors so cute?

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 17:50:32 c807b1 (1) No.336586

My waifu is a dissapointing toffee I snached from a complementary candy bowl at this restaurant when I was five. It's all I have bro.

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 20:47:58 80c465 (1) No.336625

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>>336281 (OP)

Yeah good luck with that.

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 21:56:40 8baf83 (3) No.336648

>>336554

Because they're eldritch horrors, and thus focus on providing a form we are comfortable with to ensure that if we go mad, we do it by choice. Except mindflayers, they're just thirsty as fuck.

After all, what better corruption than that which is intentionally sought, rather than forced?

▶Violated Hero 01/27/18 (Sat) 22:51:46 6a188b (1) No.336661

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>>336321

>His waifu is a bag

Good taste

▶Violated Hero 01/28/18 (Sun) 02:43:16 5bf3fe (1) No.336683

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>>336281 (OP) (OP)

<Oops! I guess I let the cat out of the bag!

Don't look so surprised.

You told me to put her in the bag.

You never said she had to stay in it.

Welcome to my world, boyo.

▶Violated Hero 01/28/18 (Sun) 07:17:02 433157 (1) No.336722>>337019 >>337047

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*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a monstergirl to break down your door and enter your home with the intent to claim you as her husband.

Why don't you have a waifu?

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 07:25:03 ffdcdc (3) No.337019

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>>336722

>Not sawwing the door down with a saw hidden inside the doll.

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 17:28:35 b713a4 (1) No.337047

>>336722

>breaking in

>damaging property

Great way to get sued and killed by my home-made shotgun..

Seriously just ask me out on a date or something. I'm desperate enough to say yes reguardless.

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 18:21:55 f0390d (1) No.337052

>>336281 (OP)

My raifu is my laifu.

Get out of here, stalker.

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 20:37:56 4f3623 (1) No.337068

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>>336281 (OP)

but anon, i'm in the bag

please help

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 22:26:11 765437 (1) No.337074>>337077

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>>336281 (OP)

Have fun, one is a street samurai the other is a street shaman, I'll be sure to send your body to your family

▶Violated Hero 01/30/18 (Tue) 22:56:14 5f0f8d (1) No.337077

>>337074

Fuck off.

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 03:23:08 5eadc7 (2) No.337108>>337110

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>Robber found dead from stab wounds, more news at 11

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 03:31:48 fc4a0b (2) No.337110>>337142 >>337158 >>337200

>>337108

I thought cursed sword wounds only caused erections

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 06:26:07 215ecd (1) No.337142>>337158

>>337110

>thinking we stick this hard to the MGE canon

Get a load of this guy.

Hmf. Sword-chan needs more bloodthirsty, Khornate-tier artwork.

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 07:37:01 8baf83 (3) No.337145

>>336321

Does that make her a bag lady?

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 13:16:14 1e9e67 (1) No.337158>>337200

>>337110

>>337142

Maybe evil souls get lethally stabbed? Or robber was high on some really strong stuff and Swordfu had to repeatedly stab perpetrator in self-defence until it was lethal?

▶Violated Hero 01/31/18 (Wed) 22:44:40 5eadc7 (2) No.337200

>>337158

>>337110

>Forgetting about the pieces of probably metal sticking out of her

▶Violated Hero 02/01/18 (Thu) 04:43:18 b1352c (1) No.337258>>337270

>>336359

Is that a sushi-oni?

▶Violated Hero 02/01/18 (Thu) 05:59:04 256224 (2) No.337270>>337411

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