/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>331987

>All wan waifus should be held tight.

>>331983

>Try to get some licenses to move up in my job.

>Practice drawing so I don't suck so bad.

>Put together some models.

>Try and continue the cyoa I started.

>Go to the range more.

I'm gonna brew more booze.

2018 predictions:

Someone makes a moe anthropomorphication of a mountain range Appalachia-chan is best girl

KC makes a monster girl based on 19th century stereotypes of African Americans

Germany becomes an Islamic caliphate, launches jihad on Poland

Canada becomes a Chinese colony

>>332018

I love cuddle meidos.

I don't have a New Year's resolution, because I know I'm not going to follow through with it.

>>332030

>Appalachia-chan is best girl

Agreed.

>KC makes a monster girl based on 19th century stereotypes of African Americans

>African Americans

But yeah, it'd be pretty funny to see a nigger mamono, but I doubt she'd be waifu'd by anyone.

>Germany becomes an Islamic caliphate, launches jihad on Poland

>Canada becomes a Chinese colony

How far the mighty and righteous have fallen.

What I want to do with myself this year is to finally sit my lazy ass down and learn to draw.

>>332018

I just want to take a moment to thank all of the kikimoras who have to set up for and clean up after the New Year parties for their hard work.

Happy new year

Happy New Year, /monster/. May I bring you great suffering and joy within it.

>resolution

Get /fit/ter. Get back in contact with friends across the world. Get back into writing. Look into better jobs. Learn to drive.

Happy New Year, /monster/

>my resolution

idk, finish transferring into a larger university?

>>332067

I meant officially.

>>332078

>Worshipping a woman

Heretic

work longer hours

work more

buy 700 dollar katana

break 700 dollar katana

>>332078

>12 Matangos Burning

You'll spread the spores!

>11 Chainmail Shirts

Silly, platemail is objectively better.

>10 Knights a Charging

Cash up front, no exceptions.

>9 Cait Siths Drowning

Only nine?

>8 Conscripts a Marching

What, per village?

>7 Catapults a Sieging

…You're not good at this requisitioning thing, are you.

>6 Million Gassed Gyoubu Danuki

Hah, those shmucks would have bought out all the zyklon and swapped it for aerosolized opium ages ago.

>5 Salted Earths

Of all the flavors you could have chosen…

>4 Burnt farms

Again, you're spreading the spores!

>3 Dragons Slain

Of course, if they go out in combat like that they likely would enjoy it to a certain degree.

>2 Dead Maids

And who gets to clean up all that mess?

>and a hellhound hanging in a tree

…How original. And short-sighted. Unless you've got fancy ropes, or blessed chains of the Nth degree, they'd burn right through.

>>331983

Well. My resolution for last year was "Do not be in my home town in the middle of nowhere by the start of next year."

I have a nice apartment in a city that has a higher population than my whole country and am getting over 10 times the average white collar salary here for working just on the weekends. Also my look is very desirable to women here. I miss my gaming PC and shitposting here and playing RPGs 24/7 and eating fried chicken.

What is my new years resolution for 2018? Hmm lets do it now.

> Go on some dates

> Buy a gaming laptop (those ones with the fullsize GTX or wait for Ryzen Mobile)

> Be able to do 100 push ups in a row (if you can do this every day you're sorted for fitness)

> Be in a different country with an even better quality of life getting paid more

> Do all the tourist stuff in Vietnam and take some videos

>>332144

'Tis not the want for a monstergirl to be real that sustains us rather the inspiration we get from them to even have the idea that a woman could exist with such traits and personality is motivation enough to go on.

For if your waifu were real what would she want for you?

>>332147

A family more than anything

>>332149

And what? You just breed and then everything is fine? Surely she'd think about logistics and stability.

Can you provide those things? Are you the kind of man that can do that?

Maybe post a new years resolution instead of being a sad cunt. I can't do all your critical thinking for you.

>>332144

The day will come, Anon. Maybe soon, when we're still young and capable of erections, maybe years after our deaths, when the next generations of shitposters and monsterfags browse whatever Internet(s) there may be, but I believe it will happen. Remember: faith is a very powerful force, Anon.

>>332150

Anon i am too lazy to list everything, just named what I want the most. Loyalty and lots of affection ironically i am the opposite to most people secondly.

>logistics and stability

stay at home mom while I work, military life makes that possible but a bit hard due to being away sometimes

>>332144

>>332147

Truth be told, it isn't the exotic and inhuman forms and natures of monster girls that draws me here. I picked the mamono species of my waifu solely by the general description of the disposition and personality traits of her kind. If I were to find a human woman who also possessed those traits and was interested in me, I could see myself marrying her. That said, I don't think such traits still exist in the females of our world, if they ever really did at all. And thus, night gathers, and so my watch continues.

>>332161

I know what you mean anon, personally I really like Harpies, which ones specifically I am not sure but Black harpies seem promising i know that feeling anon, i am scared of commitment because I scared of being cucked especially since I know plenty of military men whos wifes/girlfriends cheated while they where away. It can ruin a man. I can promise you though there are still good ones out there

>>332164

>Black harpies

>Smiling black harpy mother with egg.png

Where is it?! I was certain I had it! Where is it?!

>>332111

Burning should destroy the spores tho', right?

>>332232

It'll be ok anon. we'll see them someday I think. Perhaps not in the forms we see now, but one day we will meet them.

>>332256

Hilarious and original, my friend :^)

>>332256

But she's untameable. A golliwog girl would love serving her massah almost as much as she loves negro tunes.

>>332280

Forgot the embed.

>>332280

are you stupid/ get mge2 and find out shes more reasonable than any stupid illiterate /jp/ and /monster/ niggerdog cannon.

>>332280

Golliwog girls, based on their original stories, would be more like mini dollgirls with an adventurous and chivalric personality.