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13e2f5 (1)  No.331942[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Let's have a thread about monster girls with guns or monster girls that are guns.

d00429 (2)  No.331965>>331975 >>349608 >>353652

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Would you be brave enough to visit the shooting range with your redcap gf, /monster/?


af5d14 (1)  No.331968>>331969

>you will never watch your waifu's breasts jiggle a little bit when she fires a high-power rifle


d00429 (2)  No.331969

>>331968

ded meme


67bb33 (2)  No.331975>>331976

>>331965

Pift she better be good with a .306 else no ranges for her.


f23980 (1)  No.331976>>331980

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>>331975

>.306

>Clown caliber special snowflake


9f6d21 (1)  No.331978

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I want to go hunting with my waifu and then eat a delicious home cooked meal she prepared from our kill


67bb33 (2)  No.331980>>332131

>>331976

Look lets not turn this into which ammo is best ammo alright? Its a preferred round since my Raifu uses it. Hell 7.62 is a nice round to use as well however its a tad bit expensive to use


cbeb3f (2)  No.332000>>332071 >>332116

How would you feel about Cursed Guns, Crossbows, Bows etc as an additional variety of Cursed Sword girls?

>Cursed Crossbow

>Sensitive spine - just one finger trailing down her spine and she's putty in your hands, panting heavily


72d593 (2)  No.332071>>332108

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>>332000

>Cursed Crossbow

>Has to deal with that stress and tension

>Sensitive spine

Yes.


514419 (1)  No.332107

>You will never have a /k/ cursed sword waifu


ed4e38 (1)  No.332108

>>332071

>squeeze her tickler and she goes off instantly


bb8c8c (1)  No.332116>>332134 >>332462 >>332468 >>334438

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>>332000

Cursed Revolver, especially the kind with a loading gate; completely single-action, reliable to a T, got a nice, crisp, light trigger with fan-the-hammer feats - the engravings might not provide any edge in battle, but damn if they ain't sexy

>"I love to reload during battle!"

>"There's nothing like the"

<"feeling"

>"of ramming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber…"


7b068d (4)  No.332117>>332203

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I'm certainly o/k/ with this.


7b068d (4)  No.332118

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7b068d (4)  No.332119>>332134

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Would certain mamono have a tendency to use certain types of firearms?


7b068d (4)  No.332120>>332134 >>332407

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bd8335 (1)  No.332131

>>331980

.308 is the caliber you are looking for


1927a5 (1)  No.332134

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>>332116

>mfw I own a single action revolver

>>332119

I wonder if Ushi-Onis could be one monster machine guns.

>>332120

You know, anything with a breath weapon like dragons would be really great on buildings where you got people hiding out. Wurms would be really great at breaching if you can figure out the correct point to burst in from the ground. Do they have something like tremor sense?


c4576a (1)  No.332162

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I've been thinking of writing a story about a centaur from the "heavyweight" subspecies who is or was in one of the British Army Cavalry units (Blues and Royals etc.). Instead of being in a tank, she wears armour made of the same stuff.


3db4ba (1)  No.332188

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I don't care how many demons you arm with guns, we'll still purge them all!


18a32c (1)  No.332203>>332267 >>332347 >>332503

>>332117

>1st pic

>worst rifle being held by worst girl

Makes sense.


7fe99d (1)  No.332254

I would imagine there'd be a pretty shekel in store for anyone who can make enhanced hearing protection for MGs. Shape aside, they have enhanced hearing and I don't think earpro for humans would quite cut it for them at the range.


08c904 (1)  No.332255>>332286 >>332306

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14f9d8 (1)  No.332267>>332305

>>332203

What's wrong with the Mk14, /k/?

Apart from being made by Burgers :^)


c5ef27 (1)  No.332286

>>332255

She's a monster girl among monster girls.


0e0a3d (3)  No.332305

>>332267

Stupid delicate for a combat precision rifle.

Yeah you got a 1 moa rapid fire precision rifle but a bad knock can fuck your zero to hell.

For the same price you can get an AR-10 that can take a bump and may get to .75 moa if you handload and got good glass.

Fucking White Feather did stupid shit to keep his scoped M14 safe while in Nam. But at the time it was the only rifle (in the US armory) that fit the niche of rapid fire precision rifle. In the 400-600 yard range, you could do serious damage with a 20 round mag.


3dccaa (1)  No.332306

>>332255

FOR RHODESIANS NEVER DIE!


296d24 (1)  No.332335>>333492

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996471 (1)  No.332347

>>332203

That is a very odd way of spelling best girl.


72d593 (2)  No.332407>>332454

>>332120

I'm still trying to figure up why pic 2's horns look like they're floating.

Also I got to thinking about a cute derringer girl

>Self conscious about her small size

>Hides easily & is quick

>Short range

>Only good for a couple rounds

Probably would be adorable too.


a9e310 (5)  No.332454>>332468

>>332407

>Model 1892 revolver

>Tall, elegant, always in black

>Dat french accent

>Sucker for a lefty

>Picky about her food

>Slightly jealous of her older sister, the "better endowed" 1873

>Seen some shit over the decades, a couple wars

>Quiet retirement teaching her owner how to reload and shoot


cbeb3f (2)  No.332462>>332468

>>332116

>Cursed Revolver

You've given me a charming image in my head. Imagine having two revolver daughters and spending time playing with them by spinning them around and around in the air as they giggle and chortle.


596f47 (1)  No.332468

>>332454

>>332462

>>332116

For some reason I can’t get the thought out of my head that Revolver-chan talks like John Wayne.


a9e310 (5)  No.332479>>332486 >>332488 >>332498 >>333150

>wandering through last hour of gun show

>walk past old guy cleaning up his table of revolvers

>he's been here before, he can't seem to sell this one antique

>be rifle guy, not much interest in pistols, see if I can get a deal

>already live with crazy moist nugget ghost who tries to get me to dig trenches in the yard

>guy practically gives me it

>take it home and look it up

>1892 french service revolver

>weird caliber, no production ammo, no brass, no bullets

>one recipe posted on line, similar to 32 s&w long

>order a handful of brass and bullets

>wake up next morning to the tittering of women's voices in the kitchen

>dry shirt, no pool of drool from the nugget ghost

>wander down to the kitchen

>the nugget is sharing a pot of tea with another woman, looking serious for the first time ever

>god damnit, another gun ghost

>she rises to greet me and bows slightly "Good morning"

>a very slight continental french accent

>dressed head to toe in black: floor length skirt, pleated blouse, bow tie, the works

>deep brown hair done up into a french style braid

>bonerpls.jpg

>make breakfast, she spends the entire time staring at me while drinking her tea

>nugget is starting to get flustered, starts sneaking vodka

>1892 pretends to not notice as you snatch the flask away

>where does she get it from anyway?

>nugget grabs it back while howling in russian, disappearing into the wall

>left sitting at table with other ghost

>feel bad for nugget, but she gets crazy when she drinks

>1892 sighs into her tea

>one gun ghost is more than enough, but two is going to do you in

>tell 1892 that if she wants to stay in the house while you figure out what to do with her there's rules

>drinking is to kept private, no haunting the neighbors, the house is to remain clean

>no trenches in the front yard rule gets a raised eyebrow from the ghost

>1892 agrees and introduces herself as Etienne

>weird, nugget didn't have a name

>couple of days go by

>nugget has been sneaking into the bed at night when Etienne isn't around

>leaving drool again

>nugget will only talk to Etienne

>Etienne is the opposite of nugget: quiet, non-drinker, clean

>spotted her cleaning up behind nugget

>wake up to a pot of tea every morning

>bullets and brass show up

>load up that recipe I found

>test fit completed cartridge for OAL

>spot Etienne sitting with knees together gripping her skirt face beet red

>seen this face on nugget before, but she's more "open" about it

>this is actually kinda cute

>time for gentle bulli

>ask her if she's feeling ok, is there something wrong?

>she gasps out that the cartridge is a little long

>smile and tell her that the best cartridges are snug to the front of the chamber

>she gasps slightly "how lewd!"

>rip out fifty rounds

>time for test firing out the back door

>suck at shooting pistols

>Etienne is visibly vibrating, can hardly follow

>face even deeper red

>line up on the berm and cock back for single action and fire

>Etienne moans loud enough to hear through the ear plugs

>finger trigger and fire with double action through the rest

>she's moaning and panting leaned up against the wall her butt sticking out slightly

>a few more cylinders later and she can almost keep her composure while firing

>she's totally different from nugget

>nugget jumps up and down and rages in russian at whatever we're shooting at

>then proceeds to keep the neighbors up all night loudly rubbing it out


c186dd (1)  No.332486

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>>332479

MOAR plz


a9e310 (5)  No.332488>>332493 >>332494 >>332498 >>332499 >>333150

>>332479

>Etienne sneaks into the room that night and crawls awkwardly into bed while trying not to wake anything

>doesn't work

>look down to find Etienne snoring peacefully with her head on my chest

>a creak at the door and a glimpse of nugget's pouting face before drifting off again

>wake up to ghost sandwhich

>shirt is soaked

>they both drool, it's kinda cute

>settle into routine at home and work

>wake up to peel two ghosts off

>take Etienne to work squirrled away in the backpack

>nugget does whatever nuggets do during the day

>probably getting into streetfights with mausers or something

>come home for supper while Etienne drinks tea with nugget

>if we can intercept nugget before she starts drinking we go to the range

>acutally spot in the woods with some logs as a berm

>nugget and Etienne work well together

>the russian being especally critical of the ranged shooting

>misses earn a swat on back of the head

>Etienne is careful with her instruction

>she holds herself close and holds my arm at the wrist

>no matter how fast we shoot, it's always smooth like a dance

>good runs through the course earn a peck on the cheek

>come home from work early one day, twisted a drive shaft off

>find front door open

>draw Etienne, her ghost close behind across the lawn

>step across the threshold and start sweeping the main floor

>hear shrieking from living room

>find nigger in livingroom fingering the shitty tv

>nugget is loosing her mind, wants to use her bayonet for its intended use

>Etienne grabs my arm as the man lunges and pulls me out of the way as he bolts to the door

>nugget is already chasing the attempted thief

>Etienne has her arms wrapped around me her whispers begging to let the man go

>Call cops and report it to the responding officer

>kinda pissed at the situation and the ghost for stopping the removal of a peice of shit

>she knows it too, she's sitting at the table staring at her lap

>finish supper and ask her what the fuck that was

>she spends the evening letting her story out

>she killed a lot of people

>too many of her owners were killed

>after the last war she become a prize and lived a quiet life with her owner until he died of old age

>the first one to do so

>she had found an owner who gave a shit about her and wasn't about to risk him being foolish

that's what i got for today, gotta make an actual story line now


54d888 (1)  No.332493

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>>332488

keep going nigga this shit is good

> tfw no fit stronk cannon ghost gf


50f2ab (1)  No.332494

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>>332488

This is great.

Please continue.


111d91 (1)  No.332498

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>>332479

>>332488

That's so sweet. Would dig trenches with Nugget/10.


e4eb01 (2)  No.332499>>332500 >>332501 >>332559 >>333150

>>332488

>feeling kinda bad for being angry

>walk around the table and kiss the girl on the lips

>ever seen a gun cry? You don't want to.

>kiss her again through the tears

>it's late, it's been a long day and sleep is starting to creep up

>pick her up and drag her to bed

>ghosts are light but it must be a pistol thing to be this light

>seat her at the edge of the bed and start peeling her coat and blouse off

>skirt is next, revealing an extremely modern set of bra and panties

>she's turning red

>tuck her into bed and crawl in beside her wrapping both in the fluffy blankets

>next day dawns to find rattling in the kitchen

>nugget's back and she's singing "dark-eyed cossack girl" while putting the kettle on

>she's singing in the baritone of a long dead russian solder

>last time she did that was after the two of you nailed that coyote who was killing the neighborhood dogs

>flip on the radio to catch the news

>report of some "trayvon" who was killed after approaching the police with a weapon

>no weapon was found after but a small girl was seen fleeing the area sortly after

>the man's mother was quoted saying "he dindu nuffin"

>a glance at nugget as she twirls and sweeps across the floor

>probably best not to ask

>first pot of tea was nearly gone along with breakfast when Etienne finally wandered down

>the tea handed to her in her favorite cup gets a barely registered nod

>she's blearily eyeing nugget as the same slouches on the table humming another forgotten tune

>a shaken head is the response to Etienne's unstated question

>she smiles slightly and taps the side of her head

>fucking guns, she probably figured it out

>breakfast is over, time to wage war on the weeds in the potato patch

>both guns and their girls come out for some sun

>a couple of hours of hoeing and the decision is made

>explain to Etienne that she will be the guard of the household

>it's now her job to keep the people and other guns safe, whatever that takes

>she's blushing again with both hands over her mouth in an attempt to hide a huge grin

>keeps repeating "yes, of course!"

>an unintended miscommuniation has likely occured but it's unfathomable as to what

>get back to hoeing

>gotta do it right or nugget'll get weird again

>where is that girl anyway?

>she's leaned over the back fence shaking her fist and yelling incoherently

>at a mauser a block away who is doing the same before she is suddenly yanked back into her yard

>huh


e4eb01 (2)  No.332500

>>332499

holy shit my spelling sucks, sorry guys


0e0a3d (3)  No.332501

>>332499

>Can imagine Nugget and Mauser-chan setting aside their differences when an Enfield shows up.

>COCK THIS ON CLOSE BLYAT!

>Odd to see an English girl who only eats pasta.

>Your ass looks huge with that detachable mag!

>MY LITTLE SISTER SKS-CHAN HAS THE SAME BALLISTICS AS YOU DO!

>Tiny island, tiny gene-pool!

>Bet she can't even shoot blackpowder!

Then Garand-chan shows up, PINGING loudly while hoping no one asks about her Canadian dad.


bcc5b4 (1)  No.332503

>>332203

>worst rifle being held by worst girl

Wait, you mean that pic is really Doppel impersonating Rachnera?


3cdb81 (1)  No.332513>>332515

I should really get to giving my mauser a good cleaning. I've been having more and more times where i've been stroking her, working the bolt, and smelling her wooden stock.

I've also thought about cuddling with her in bed.


0e0a3d (3)  No.332515

>>332513

You are not a man if you cannot maintain trigger discipline with all extremities while cuddling with your raifu.

>Soviet girls don't like trusting safeties, they rather trust their owner's own finger..

Goddamn I'm gonna have to put the WASR in the closet tonight.


a9e310 (5)  No.332559>>332561 >>333150

>>332499

>the past few days since the thief's timely end have been interesting

>a group of thugs have started rioting downtown smashing and burning cars

>whole city is on edge

>asked nugget why people are terrible to each other

>she smiled sadly and told me it gets far worse when the demons come

>she stopped talking after that for a while

>went shopping with Etienne one evening saw a group of men boarding up stores

>they mostly had new stuff save for a tired looking Hopkins & Allen who looked far to thin for what was going to be asked of her

>Etienne wished her luck with a hug

>she got a headpat while Etienne wasn't looking

>I hope I see her again, she seemed nice

>the girls and I watched buildings burn on the news

>we're far enough out that we shouldn't have much risk but Etienne insisted on inspecting the area around the house herself before bed

>mentioned that she ran into the mauser down the road doing the same

>at least we're not alone tonight

>Etienne has changed

>she smiles a bit more

>laughs a bit longer

>she's quite bold, coming to bed at the same time instead of sneaking in

>her sleepwear is getting… thinner

>must be a french thing

>nugget still sneaks in and drools but has been caught still sleeping in the morning

>less drinking too since she's on guard since the riots

>still falls off the crate once in a while

>go to work one morning

>lock the door, turn around

>step into nothing

>chest hits the far side of the excavation and tumble into a trench

>Etienne comes to the door in answer to the pained cries

>gasps as she steps from the door to both the broken human at the bottom and the sheer size of the excavation

>pauses and squints at the network of trenches

>"nugget, is this Crimea 1943?"

>a moist nugget complete with bayo inbeds itself into the earth beside Etienne

>followed closely by a completely uniformed and filthy nugget who perches proudly on the piles of dirt between trenches

>"Da! Those filthy fascists will never take us now comrade ally!"

>smug bitch, we both know how that turned out for the soviets

>climb out of trench

>now have limp and a possible concussion

>then managed to really put a foot in it

>"Hunny, I have to go to work and can you please get nugget to clean this up before she kills the mailman"

>both guns are staring

>oops, Freudian slips and all

>ha ha!

>humans can't be in relationships with guns, right?

>they're still staring as the truck pulls away


a9e310 (5)  No.332561>>332669 >>332959 >>333100 >>333150

>>332559

>same day

>having lunch in a nearby restaurant

>aw yiss, motherfucking freedom fries

>hunting buddy sits down across

>learn lots about old guns from this guy

>casting, paper patching, weird loads

>ghosts love him even if he can't see them

>his winchester told me that they whisper to him in dreams

>hope his will is solid when he croaks, otherwise some gunnapping is going to happen

>asks how the riots went

>tell him about buying and loading Etienne

>he's pretty keen to see how she shoots

>tells of another gun guy he met down the street from me

>says the young guy has a mauser and an antique pistol, will set up a meeting some time

>this sounds familiar, pretty sure the guns already know each other

>stopped at a saddlery that got spotted a little while ago when hauling up north

>got the kid to build a shoulder holster for Etienne

>pay through the nose for custom work

>At least can carry her properly now

>get home a little late

>front yard is perfect

>pretty sure there's even a dog poop on the lawn

>Etienne is attempting to learn to cook

>stole the xmas apron that floats around the house

>she's getting better, less heat and more patience

>while we're waiting she gets fit in the new holster and the whole affair is strapped on

>her tomato ancestry is showing

>"I can be with owner all day, and so close"

>a slight wiggle is added to the statement

>her supper masterpiece is egg drop ramen with garlic

>tell her it's actually good

>she snaps up straight with her cup of tea neatly against her lips trying to hide a smug smile

>washing dishes, Etienne is drying when there's a knock at the door

>answer to find a clean cut youngish man haunted by a very stiff, imperious looking ghost

>do my best to maintain a focus on the human

>people get weird when you shift your attention between them and empty space

>he introduces himself as Brian, who lives just down the road and had some reloading questions

>invite him in

>Etienne doesn't look up from the dishes when the other ghost walks through the kitchen

>"haven't seen a Reichsrevolver in a long time"

>the ghost stops for beat, nods at Etienne, and continues on to sit with her owner at the table

>find the guts for the coffee percolator and making small talk with Brian

>get a good look at the reichsrevolver

>average height, brown hair pulled back to a ponytail, dark blue summer dress

>the imperious look doesn't waver

>Brian explains how he acquired the old revolver from an estate sale with a mauser 98

>wants to load for both

>listens intently to Etienne's experience

>at a pause in the conversation he puts his coffee on the table and gets a serious look

>"We should go to the range sometime, but I don't know if we can keep the rifles from killing each other off."

>wut

>"holy shit dude, how did you think I know to ask you? your mosin starting shit with Arge and digging trenches?"

>man's got a point

>had no idea there was others who could see ghosts, but nugget wasn't shy with her exploits either


731c50 (2)  No.332669

>>332561

Keep up the good work man. You and all of our other resident writefags and drawfags are what gets me through the day.


87d723 (1)  No.332959

>>332561

Today's my birthday, and finding a thread about gungirl waifus is a super great present, my dude.

Keep being excellent.


5465c3 (1)  No.333100>>333111 >>333138 >>333150

>>332561

>ask straight up if he can see the ghosts

>his hand grasps the revolver's, intertwining their fingers

>a soft gasp comes from the kitchen

>the reichsrevolver blushes

>that's some bold moves, good thing there's no children around

>she introduces herself as "Pinky"

>the mauser is "Arge", apperently she thinks she is an Argentinian 98

>actually a true M98

>chuckle about the delusions of rifles

>the pistols nod solemnly

>plans are made for a range trip in a couple of days to give the girls some excercise

>bidding the pair a good night

>Etienne clumsly trips and grabs a hand to steady herself

>she's not letting go

>standing in the doorway

>she refuses to make eye contact

>won't let go either

>getting awkward

>have to peel her hand off

>get huffy cheeks from her in response

>she crawls into bed a bit later then usual

>off to the range

>Etienne asked that all her rounds be knocked down, evened and sized to the tightest tolerance

>she insisted that nugget's ammo get the same treatment

>old scores are to be settled

>nugget knows something's up

>usually gets to ride in the box to the range

>gets forced into the cab

>getting the dead fish eyes

>can probably smell the fear

>assure her we're going to the range, not the gunsmith

>learned she has sharp teeth last time we went

>she swept the whole house when she came home the night Pinky and Brian were over

>now am locking her in the cab for a trip

>Etienne isn't helping, the tension is thick enough to cut

>nugget expolodes out the truck at the range, heads for the woods

>Brian is pulls up in a shitty compact a while later

>the car is immidiately assulted by nugget trying to claw her way into Arge

>Arge crawls through the skylight and attacks nugget from above

>why they don't float through stuff to get at each other is a mystery of the universe

>both are flailing their arms as they try to slap the other

>nugget appears to be winning as she drives Arge into the woods

>both revolvers look mortified

>Pinky leans over to Brian and asks what he what they were going to do

>Brian sighs

>"same thing we do evey time we come to the range Pinky, let her try to take over the world"

>setting up at the picnic table

>check over Pinky's loads

>Etienne pretends that she isn't jelous of the attention Pinky's getting

>been able to get good groups without Etienne's help

>not happening this time

>got her pinned up against my back, her arm in line with mine

>no helpful tips in the ear this time

>not allowed to fuck up

>dishonour is worse then death

>she'll accuse me of insulting Sergei Mosin in front of nugget

>three shots are nine ring

>interuppted by Arge laying seige to nugget who has flipped the next table over claming it as "russian clay"

>rocks, 12 ga hulls, insults flying

>point at woods

>"first one to the forest gets the winter palace!"

>positions are abandoned as both break to the trees

>tactics bitches

>Pinky shoots with Brian for the first time

>don't watch out of politeness

>turn around to find Pinky a quivering mess on the ground

>Brian drags her to the car to calm down

>Etinne's a little too smug

>like she was any better

>the rest of Etienne's ammo gets planted into a beer can making it dance out of range

>get polite applause from Brian

>things get serious when the rifles come out

>propane tanks, carwheels, and the keg at five hundered get more holes

>a set of skis and we could hold the soviets back

>it's been a little too quiet

>nugget and Arge haven't reappeared

>Pinky volenteers to go search

>Etienne can't abide, and demands to go as well

>crack a beer and wait for the guns to come back

>two beers later and the four guns emerge from the trees followed by a very shabby fifth


cd3c3d (1)  No.333111

>>333100

>fifth

THE PLOT THICKENS


f712b7 (17)  No.333138>>333150 >>333153 >>333166

>>333100

>looks like she's been through hell

>dirty, a little too skinny, dressed in the tatters of an OD dress and jacket

>hanging off Arge and nugget

>Etienne and Pinky lead them out of the forest

>all four look upset

>get the story from Etienne

>rifles were fighting in the woods

>stumbled on ghost sitting under tree by the pond

>the ground had grown up around her

>rifles couldn't make her budge

>said that her owner would be back to claim her

>Pinky promised her that we'd find her owner if she came with

>her owner threw her into the lake in a fit after she broke her firing pin

>it's been thirty two winters

>the enfield is holding her arms in front of her, staring at the ground

>ask if she knows where in the pond she ended up

>she nods, it's too deep for her

>ask nugget to lead us back

>bit of trek, thank god for the road beer

>as ghost what she is

>Lee Enfield Mk1, goes by Lee

>as far as ponds go it's pretty nice, couple of hundred yards across

>needs a swinging tree

>ghost points at a spot just off shore

>time for some fishing

>spend twenty minutes diving for it

>Brian takes over, Lee keeps pointing him at the same spot repeatedly

>one more time, he's down there a while

>breaks the surface with rusted hulk of a rifle over his head

>Etienne gasps and touches the back of my arm

>the two rifles audiably groan, Pinky goes stony

>get a look at the rifle while Brian recovers

>wood's rotten, action solid, magazine a couple rusty leaves in the bottom

>overall not as bad as expected

>heading back to the vehicles

>Lee is excitedly telling nugget and Arge about how much she's looking forward to seeing her owner

>the two rifles put on false smiles, but their eyes are betray them

>the more Lee talks the angrier Brian gets

>with the vehicles in sight he loses it, starts yelling towards the rifles

>the three start cowering

>high points include spinless british rifles and shitty owners

>he collapses on nuggets upturned picnic table while nugget and Arge comfort a sobbing Lee

>Pinky sits beside him her arms wrapped around his waist

>poor sweet summer child, he's never been to a gun amnesty

>through her sobs, Lee mumbles out that she must be with her owner

>Brain walks up, grabs the sides of her face

>"look at me. I am your owner now."

>she's crying harder

>that's nice, a good end for Lee

>looks like it's time to make a graceful exit

>trip home is quiet

>nugget gets the truck box to herself but her heart isn't in it

>Etienne is dead silent

>Unload the guns and gear into the house

>Etinne has borrowed nugget's vodka and is pulling on the flask like water in the desert

>gently pull the flask from her and put it down on the counter

>the dam breaks

>she's clinging to my jacket sobbing and begging to never be abandoned like that

>a crying ghost is gut wrenching

>hands on her arms

>try to reassure her

>she's nearly insenate

>tugging on the jacket balled in her fists

>starts repeating "I love you" over and over

>pull her into a hug and squeeze

>"I'll never let you go, because love you too"

Fin


5bfc7c (2)  No.333150

>>332479

>>332488

>>332499

>>332559

>>332561

>>333100

>>333138

made me feel things about a gun I've never felt before/10


731c50 (2)  No.333153>>333163

>>333138

Good stuff write fag.what is a gun amnesty? It scares me


f712b7 (17)  No.333163

>>333153

It's a way for people to surrender their guns without legal repercussions. The guns are usually destroyed.


f712b7 (17)  No.333166>>333191

>>333138

One more for the road

A Nugget Story

>once upon a time

>be no gunz

>go to gun store

>look at all the rifles

>finger fuck a bunch

>no boners happening

>pick up Mosin

>proper rifle

>feels good man

>get invited to the back to pick one out of the crate

>find old hex head, nice wood, kinda pretty

>taste the cosmoline

>gun store man laughs

>at home

>clean new gun

>takes days

>go to range, pop a few

>gun works better when it's treated with angry cossack hands

>one morning

>wake up to girl sitting in chair beside bed

>stern looking short girl, twin pony tails, fine facal features

>school uniform with a short skirt under a huge green wool trenchcoat

>feet don't touch the foor

>eyes meet

>both scream like little girls

>thrashing out of the bed manage to hit head on dresser

>black out

>wake up to find girl gone

>grab mosin from beside bed

>bayonets.mp3

>best impression of a conscript clearing a house

>last corner into livingroom

>peek around corner

>face to face with little girl

>both duck behind corner

>try agian

>she's standing at the corner legs wide, arm pointed at me

>"how dare you touch me!"

>be reasonable guy

>try to calmly explain that no touching was, or is, involved

>"I'll tell the commissar!"

>since when did we have commissars?

>title IX exists, so it's not a stretch…

>"put me down this instant you filthy capitalist!"

>oh hell no

>no fucking commies are going to start squatting in this house

>loudly demand who the fuck she is and how she got into the house

>she tears up a bit and runs through the wall

>or maybe into the wall

>she's not on the other side

>pretty sure stranger things have been seen

>welp, time for tea

>brew in grandma's royal albert

>tastes better

>leave it on table

>time for shit, shower, shave

>come back to magical JUSTICE commie sitting at the table drinking out my favorite tea cup

>bitch as the mosin beside her

>spots me

>"sit down, we drink tea like civilized peoples, We talk."

>not so much of an animal to refuse caffine

>begin to ask her who she is

>she interrupts "I is gun"

>that's not an answer

>"me, gun, same. Even an american can figure this out."

>politely explain that guns don't look like poeple

>girl nods "of course, is very true. I am not a human."

>as if this explains anything

>"I come from gun, I am gun"

>brooding silence with more tea

>ask her why she isn't shooting me

>"would never shoot owner, then would have no one to play with."

>ask why she's in my house

>she's looking like she's conversing with a retard

>"this is where you keep me, we are comrades now"

>explain that I'm not a communist

>she brushes the statement off with a wave of the hand

>"no one perfect, as long as much shootings we will be fine."

>leave to go to work

>gotta be that poorfag supporting the banking cabal

>girl waves from the door "have good day working for jew masters, capitalist wage slave!"

>the sencire smile and wave rubs the salt a bit deeper

>cab of a T800 is usually a relaxing place away from people

>3208 cat laced with the turbo is better music than anything than nashville could ever produce

>can't seem to enjoy it

>that damn girl is eating away at my thoughts

>go through the events of the morning

>haven't made any real progress on the issue when I pull up into the driveway

>greeted by an entrenched fighting position containing a little girl holding a mosin taller then she is


f712b7 (17)  No.333191>>333205

>>333166

>glad there's no HOA

>first she moves in and then digs up the lawn

>reach down to drag her out and give her a dressing-down

>instead get it reversed

>she's demanding to know why there's no garden

>specifcally, why there's no potatoes

>tell her clean up her shit

>if she wants potatoes she can plant them herself

>she's indignant "do I look like plow? Is gun!"

>tell her that she isn't acting like a gun

>compare her to a termite

>get a pouty face complete with puffy cheeks in response

>try to be the adult

>promise to think about the garden for the back yard if she cleans up her hole

>instant mood change

>she's skreetching and running around my legs in circles

>turn around to unlock the door

>girl barges past dusting off her hands

>go to close the door

>catch sight of perfect, unmarred lawn

>making dinner

>ask girl if she wants some

>she declines but will sit for more tea

>tell her that I think she's a fairy

>she cocks her head

>explain that it's like a sprit

>huge shit eating grin "yes, yes! you're not so dumb!"

>her bait is bad and she should feel bad

>ask if she has a name

>the way she says it sounds like mois nuggan

>decide she'll be called nugget

>head to the couch

>pick up the canucks vs l.a. game

>fall asleep at first intermission

>wake up in overtime to find the rifle across my knees

>nugget is snuggled up against my chest fast asleep

>she seems bigger somehow

>damn ghost/sprit/fairy thing might be an asshole, but she's kinda cute when she's like this

>wrap an arm around her

>the soft snoring gets an added "meep" before we both pass back into sleep

>wake up to a shirt soaked with a dinner plate pool of drool and cold lap

>sun beating in the blindless window

>extract from the couch and peel the slimy shirt off

>hit the three "s" again

>come back down to find a pot of tea brewing and a small pansy in a vase on the table

>fucking gun ghost

>she might be alright

Fin


1e81d0 (4)  No.333205

>>333191

>your x is bad you should feel bad

Outdated meme.

but otherwise it was ok.


028be6 (2)  No.333492

>>332335

That's pretty cool Anon


ed02f6 (1)  No.333524>>333536 >>333557 >>333585

File (hide): 2b68021a9fca1aa⋯.jpeg (118.31 KB, 512x384, 4:3, download (2).jpeg) (h) (u)

>nugget

>Not an SMLE

THREE AUGHT THREE BRITISH YOU FILTHY COLONIAL


ad10d0 (2)  No.333536>>333544 >>333585

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>>333524

>SMLE

>Not a Mauser K98

Tough talk for a rifle that didn't set the standard for modern bolt action rifles to follow.


4aff93 (2)  No.333544

>>333536

1v1 ME DOWNRANGE YOU SAUSAGE SUCKING BEER DRINKING HUMOURLESS FILTHY BOSCH TWAT AND WE WILL SEE WHICH TWATTING KARABINER SHOOTS STRAIGHTER SMLE BEST RAIFU BECAUSE OF SUPERIOR ACTION AND RECOIL THAT KICKS STRAIGHT HARBLBLRLRLRLRB

ITS ALSO STILL IN SERVICE SO THERE YA KRAUT BASTARD


63445d (5)  No.333557>>333561 >>333590

>>333524

Isn't .303 similar to 7.62x39mm in ballistics? Isn't that why some countries using the SMLE after ww2 converted them to 7.62x51mm?

Great rifle otherwise, cock on close and 10 round mag make for a very rapid firing bolt gun.


4aff93 (2)  No.333561>>333583

>>333557

Basically, yes.

It's still used widely and has been converted to many things like a shotgun in .303, a short barreled jungle carbine, a modern bolt action sniper with fibre furniture and the works, and basically anything you can chamber in it. Truly a remarkable rifle. Best bit is you can get one for cheap too and while something like an ishapore may look shabby it's still a military gun


63445d (5)  No.333583>>333585 >>333941

>>333561

My only complaint with the rifle is the slightly under powered round. There was a company that was selling SMLE clones (i think and hope) in 7.62x39. But it took AKM mags. Wanted one so bad but way out of my price range.

What would a bubba'd or sporterized gun girl look like btw? Shorter clothes because less stock covering the barrel? Glasses cause the scope?


ccc264 (3)  No.333585>>333941

File (hide): a75990e4b4a37d8⋯.jpg (217.8 KB, 1728x562, 864:281, M1-Garand-Rifle.jpg) (h) (u)

>>333536

>>333524

[Pings smugly]

neither of yall know what it's like being The greatest battle implement ever devised

>>333583

lots of bad plastic surgery


f712b7 (17)  No.333590

>>333557

Holy shit no. 7.62x39 doesn't come close to 303 Brit. 7.62x54r is the closest thing.


59dc04 (1)  No.333941>>334134 >>334136

>>333585

Americunt propaganda. But you get a pass cos I like the garand a lot. Old raifus best. I don't much like guns that come after FAL, intermediate rounds just don't cut it for me.

FAL's a great gun and anyone who talks shit about it bets my jackboot stuck straight up their colon

>>333583

I like to imagine a girl with Chestnut brown hair and a jumper. Then again I prefer wood furniture because you can polish it and I like putting more work into guns. I never personally found the .303 that underpowered


58c678 (1)  No.334106>>334112

File (hide): 91ece8544df95e0⋯.jpg (183.48 KB, 665x1024, 665:1024, IMG_2292.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 05873e49bce2baa⋯.png (1.75 MB, 960x960, 1:1, IMG_2376.PNG) (h) (u)

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Unpopular opinion: revolvers are ugly as fuck

Also, would anyone be interested in seeing some /k/ innawoods writefagging? The story I've set up includes skinwalker huntan, light paladindu action, war crimes and removal of shoggoth, featured MGs are salamander, Kiki and faggot cat.


095240 (1)  No.334112

>>334106

>Salamander, Kiki and cheshire

Yes


1e81d0 (4)  No.334113>>334120 >>334452

>removal of shoggoth, featured MGs are salamander, Kiki


b9577f (2)  No.334120


21b178 (1)  No.334134>>334414

>>333941

>Old raifus best. I don't much like guns that come after FAL, intermediate rounds just don't cut it for me.

You do realize the only reason the FAL is even in .308 is because of one American general going on a narcissistic crusade and lying through his teeth to the rest of NATO, right?

The FAL was originally intended for .280 British, an intermediate cartridge.

sage for /k/autism


ccc264 (3)  No.334136>>334414

File (hide): 8dc01c483fa2618⋯.jpg (534.89 KB, 3072x1728, 16:9, mg0812.jpg) (h) (u)

>>333941

>gun that nearly single handedly changed the tactics for infantry tactics

>had one of the most significant change in rifle design and use, comparable to metallic cartridges and smokeless powder, allowing for far better rate of fire and shots on target.

>bleeding edge design that was still able to be issued to nearly every single infantryman in combat

>lol yeah nah, it was shit just propaganda m8

related, a gun that did nothing and changed nobody's mind about anything


22623e (3)  No.334414>>334436 >>334437 >>339069

>>334134

Yes, I did know. Doesn't change the fact that it's still chambered in 7.62 NATO and is a better gun for it, I daresay. Sadly, the SLR is Semi auto.

>>334136

Fuck you, as awesome as the trench gun is it's still a shotgun with a bayonet they used to commit war crimes on the krauts with. Garand was good but at the end of the day it was just a semi-auto rifle with a funny mag. The way you put it sounds like the garand was the first machine gun or the SturmGewehr or something.

SMLE replaced guns like the Martini-Henry which, while great guns, were just rendered completely obsolete by it.


22623e (3)  No.334416

Aaaand I saged. My autism is showing, I apologise


56a783 (2)  No.334427>>334435

File (hide): 96cafc937323f27⋯.jpg (37.98 KB, 241x230, 241:230, 1357759874132.jpg) (h) (u)

>planning on playing an Awoo operator in Shadowrun 4

>This thread shows up


63445d (5)  No.334435

>>334427

Us /k/ommandos are just spreading our cosmoline tasting magic across to the other boards.

>Best part of having Kiki daughters, they love to clean and lube your guns. And the Kiki piles on daddy, those are awesome as well.


f629fd (4)  No.334436>>334454

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>>334414

>/k/

>caring about war crimes


56a783 (2)  No.334437>>334441 >>334454

File (hide): ecd4b3395d6756c⋯.png (143.01 KB, 400x550, 8:11, 1487802989475.png) (h) (u)

>>334414

>the Garand was just a semi-auto rifle with a funny mag

You're either shitposting or legitimately retarded. It was one of the pioneers of the battle rifle concept, and was the only one of the orginal battle rifles to see widespread deployment. That doesn't even touch on the fact that the M-1 carbine, one of the first real PDWs to be deployed, and M-14 and its derivatives were also fundamentally based on the M1, hence the very visually similar receiver. It certainly had more of an impact on firearm design than its other bolt-action or semi-automatic peers.


fda5af (1)  No.334438

>>332116

>Having your own revolvers say “You’re pretty good.”

Nice.


63445d (5)  No.334441

>>334437

Hold the fuck up.

The M1 carbine LOOKS like a Garand scaled down with a removable mag. The operating system is competly different and was designed by an American convict, not some Canadian expat.


f712b7 (17)  No.334452>>334456

>>334113

>ywn be prepper with shog wifu

>ywn get headpats from her tenticle when a shot connects to steel

>ywn be chastised for not stocking deeper

>ywn flee into the night as Druella's forces burn the city behind you

>ywn get to enjoy her bush food

>ywn watch her dance around the campfire

>ywn feel her wrap herself around you in the sleeping bag under the stars

>ywn princess carry her across the threshold of your new cabin

>ywn share her joy as she chases butterflies through the garden

>ywn see her drunk off her ass on shine

>ywn come home to a mindflayer jack-o-lantern

>ywn cuddle on the couch on a snowy night as the world burns around your paradise


22623e (3)  No.334454

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>>334436

The krauts tried to get it classed as a war crime, in reality it was just

>Round the corner in some trench in bumfuck, Alsace-Lorraine

>Get blown in half by a redneck/negro cos you have a full sized rifle in a cut sized trench and they have buckshots and bayonets

They eventually sucked it up

>>334437

Yeh, nah. Garand is a different gun, the M-1 Carbine conversion just shared the outer bits with it, and the M-14 is badass.

P R O P A G A N D A

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1e81d0 (4)  No.334456>>334478

>>334452

>>ywn

ded meme kiddo


1c9d31 (1)  No.334478>>334640

>>334456

>ded meme kiddo

Then where are the waifus?


f629fd (4)  No.334503

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56c841 (1)  No.334640>>342248

>>334478

On the way, but they won't make it if you fall for the 'ywn' ded meme.


329471 (1)  No.334808

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028be6 (2)  No.336729

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b9577f (2)  No.337302

File (hide): 10382f6f5dfe415⋯.jpg (75.42 KB, 850x535, 170:107, Hitman using a wa2000.jpg) (h) (u)

Frontline Girls. Like KanColle, but with guns instead of ships.


fb845b (7)  No.339069>>339074 >>339079 >>339162

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334414

The Germans invented the flamethrower and mustard gas so a shotgun is fair game :^) .

Also the Garand was the first semi numerous rifle that was reliable enough that it a nation was willing to make such a huge order (3.5 million) and they were willing to pay 103 dollars (1750 dollars with inflation) before the start of the second world war, something that many other nations tried and failed. The Garand would have been would have been automatic and with detachable magazines if not the fact the the US government had tried to use the faulty Browning Automatic Rifle magazine at the beginning of its development instead of its own magazine but by than it was too late; it shot too fast and hard that it damage the BAR magazine. It would have been also come with a detachable scope but the scope was also flimsy. It was way ahead of its time but still functional, that cannot be said about the SturmGewehr or the Gewehr 43, which were using smaller rounds but still had its issues, and do not say that these weapons would have been better if it was made during peace times, the German military was heavily arming itself during the late twenties and thirties, the russians build better semi auto rifles like the Tokarev SVT-40 and they were build during the invasion of the axis forces. Hell the M1 carbine (and the M2 carbine) was a better weapon system than the SturmGewehr and the Gewehr 43 and that was just meant to be a personal defense weapon not a full blown assault/battle rifle.


f629fd (4)  No.339074>>339077 >>339162

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>>339069

>Also the Garand was the first semi numerous rifle that was reliable enough that it a nation was willing to make such a huge order (3.5 million)

>what is nugget


f27f74 (1)  No.339077>>339162

>>339074

what is semi automatic strelok


a04240 (2)  No.339079>>339162

>>339069

I'm not expert but full-automatic Garand wouldn't have necessarily have been the best idea, as inexperienced soldiers could spend all their ammunition quickly. Semi-automatic already gave huge advantage over the bolt-action.

Also, imho it is quite hypocritical to complain about enemy using shotguns after having deployed flamethrowers and mustard gas yourself.


ccc264 (3)  No.339162

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>>339074

>muh nigget

take your musket elsewhere, the thing was outdated the day it was designed, and russia simply didn't care to improve on it

also, read: >>339077

>>339069

yeah, one of the big things about the garand is how very little about it was particularly rare, flimsy, or hard to service, despite it's utterly groundbreaking mechanics. sure, there's so much that could have been planned or included from the concept stage. but for every design and project being a mess of compromises, it managed to get a near perfect storm of all the right ideas. and all the improvements in the world wouldn't matter if that meant they couldn't be supplied en mass like the way they were, or compromised their use in the field in any way.

>Tokarev SVT-40

just wanna add a bit on that, I would say it's comparable to an antithesis of the garand

>expensive if I remember right

>rare/supply issues

>fragile, and wears out quickly

>arguably more unwieldy

>only given to units that were the least likely to use it

>has some more cutting edge design parts to it, but they rarely used to an advantage (detachable mag, but people were only trained to use stripper clips, kinda negating the advantage)

>>339079

I kinda have to agree with you here, I doubt it would have helped much. since even with modern select fire weapons, full auto is rarely used outside of a SAW of some kind, or niche cases. detachable magazine are arguably more important, but getting on the field was far more significant than that.


1e81d0 (4)  No.339168>>339170 >>339171

Boy I sure love monstergirls.


6febbb (1)  No.339170

>>339168

Monster girls and freedom go hand in hand


a48951 (5)  No.339171>>339177 >>339195

>>339168

How are you gonna defend your monstergirl when (((the man))) comes knocking on your alien-harboring door


7c15b1 (1)  No.339177>>339179 >>339187

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>>339171

Good luck. She is the alien-harboring door.


a48951 (5)  No.339179

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>>339177

>having your waifu defend you instead of the other way around

>namefagging

Shogfuckers truly are the most pathetic anons on this board


5bfc7c (2)  No.339187

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>>339177

>namefagging


d94454 (2)  No.339195>>339200 >>339215 >>339216 >>339338

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>>339171

We probably won't be able to


f712b7 (17)  No.339200>>339201

>>339195

delete this


d94454 (2)  No.339201>>339212

>>339200

I wish I could delete it from my memory


f712b7 (17)  No.339212

>>339201

Now it's in mine. Good job in further ruining the worst day of the year.


a48951 (5)  No.339215

>>339195

>getting arrested like a bitch

>not defending your waifu with your laifu

This is why you need a gun you stupid faggot


ce3990 (1)  No.339216>>340773

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>>339195

Wait wait wait, hold up

Who is conducting these SWAT raids? Not the guys busy with their waifus, that's for sure. And even if all the women suddenly take up those positions, men and androids still outnumber them 2-1. Even if we assume man/android pairs are the minority, we beg the question of why the criminalization of androids was passed in the first place.

While this scenario is wonderfully dramatic and tragic, there are a number of plot holes which really deflate the whole story. Fear not my brothers, your android waifus will be safe as long as we stand together.


98d15d (1)  No.339338

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>>339195

Webms related you faggot.


fb845b (7)  No.340773

>>339216

I would somewhat agree with you on your stance but their are still some possibility that state or some other forces may enact such a legal and violent response. In general people will follow the nearest consensus even though there are evidence to the contrary. There are both trad cons, alt right, and the the irrational leftest would all have a incentive to be against monsters: Trad cons would say that monster girls, Tsukumogami, and sexdoll/sexbots is sodomy or sinful; alt right would say that this would be a traitor to their own race (in this case humans, that could be any ethnic group that is not their own), and the left would just say that this would hurt women because muh feelings. In short, these groups all worship women. Even now with sex dolls, there are pressure to close all sales from all sides even though it would be to their benefit to have it. Trad-con and alt right would benefit from sex dolls due to the sexual market of women being lowered which would make women settle down and develop their personality and for the left would be happy men are not going to prostitutes and STDs would be going down, and in theory lower rapes. And I am not making this up either , in Spain, Britain, and Germany, men were going to Sex doll brothels and not soliciting real prostitutes, but prostitutes actually legislate to get them shut down and in Botswana (a highly conservative christian nation in Africa) where the aids rate is 40 percent sex dolls are now banned.


fb845b (7)  No.342242>>342245 >>342279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stupid question but is a gun still the same gun if it is sporterized or modded? Like in this video this guy removed many parts of a mosin nagant and added some as well but would any of you still consider it a mosin nagant?. Also what happens to the Tsukumogami of the gun? Does she morph to the new equipment, does she just get new clothes, does her personality change, and what happens if you where to build a new gun with her old parts? Furthermore how does Theseus paradox work in this situation.


789130 (1)  No.342245>>342318

>>342242

Jesus Christ, that poor thing.

As for your question about the Tsukomogami, I'd say she would have different clothes on, unless the mutilation changes her internals as well, in which case she would be a different being altogether.


a13def (1)  No.342248

>>334640

>On the way

I'm still waiting.


f712b7 (17)  No.342279>>342318

>>342242

Wouldn't the Tsukumogami of the gun be a collection of both physical parts and richness of experience? If you changed a component of that "collection" she wouldn't be the same as she was. But I would think that given enough experiences after, the change would become part of her story.

I could see them as a "poor man's" golem. Her interaction with mankind over time has given her a soul. Deep, meaningful changes lovingly made would have a more profound impact, just as dropping nugget into a new stock would simply change her clothes but would be offset by her experiences. Theseus' paradox is a real kicker since her owner's actions could cause her to disappear since her existence is a continuity of parts and experiences. This brings up a concern with Lee in the story above: she is pretty gone and any restoration would leave her very different from her original self, if she managed to stay existing.


fb845b (7)  No.342318>>342468

>>342245

Supposedly all the metal parts are the same so I guess that is the core of the gun is still the same.

Also I have a question for gun enthusiast, is it that bad that older but common guns get modernized like the gun from above or is it more of vocal minority that is against it. I am asking this is because from I heard (not sure), most of the ww2 bolt actions are just alterations from the remaining ww1 bolt actions so to me customization seem to be a non issue.

>>342279

What about guns/things that are meant to have interchangeable parts. There is the AR type guns that you can attach many parts to it: Iron sight, red dot sight, scope, flashlight, laser, bayonet, shotgun, grenade launcher and so on. I would admit that the gun barrel, lower and upper receiver may alter the Tsukumogami too much but even then, if the parts get worn out or damaged than I think there still may a chance to have her unchanged if replaced bit by bit. I do think the essence of thing, both living and non living retains even though things change; for example most of our cell replace it self and you cannot really say that humans lose our essence, nor the passage of time would change that. I think even with guns like the SIG p320 which would be a good demonstration of that as that gun is meant to be transforming and able to have many attributes. The only question is that would this Tsukumogami gun have duplicate of itself or sister Tsukumogami if its essence/parts were used in different combinations or parts if used for a long enough time. There another concern that the under-barrel weapons like the grenade launcher, bayonet and the shotgun receive its own soul too. I think that polyamory would be unavoidable if this is the case.


1f16a8 (1)  No.342367>>342371 >>342381

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I'd like a tank crew style story. Something akin to girls und panzer and Kelly's heroes kinda mixed together. I'd have to handcraft the tank to make the fit into the world but I know well enough about tank design to put together a workable design. World building is a chore though. That and crafting a conflict and a story that goes on inside said conflict.

I already put the crew together in my head.

Corporal Ghoulie- The Deadpan snark ghoul girl driver and mechanic. She'd have the sunken in eyes and a constant expression of devil may care.

>"I'm already dead so as long as long as we don't catch on fire I should be alright."

She'd always be getting kicked by the hellhound commander and gunner Sargent Wolf. Wolf is pretty bombastic and plotting daring schemes for the crew to get into and out of trouble.

>"Load HE. If we can't punch through their armor we'll take out the bridge they're on!"

Then you have Radio operator and coaxial gunner Private Slimeball- (slimegirl). She also helps with loading ammo until the main character gets into ammo loading role more. She's somewhat absent-minded and occasionally Ghoulie will swipe parts of her to lubricate the tank. They sit across from one another. She'd have to loveable but annoying at times.

>Loud thud impacts the turret and slimeball turns to the wolf.

>"Commander! I think we're getting shot at!"

The intro would be them breaking into a P.O.W. camp and hauling off the yet unnamed main character and forcing him into the loader role.

>MC gets kicked in the back by the hellhound commander.

>"You're the loader now. The main force is gonna be back any minute and they're not going to be happy with what we've done with the place. Lets go!"

>Ghoulie turns to face MC and removes her hand to demonstrate the danger.

>"Careful when you slide the shells in, the breach will take your hand off."

>Slimeball tries to hand a shell to you but drops it with a dull thud on the tank floor

>"Oopsie! Don't worry I lubed it up for you. 'Should go in nice and easy now!"

>The MC gets kicked again by wolf.

>"Don't get any dirty ideas you idiot, now hurry up!"

>The tank is taking all kinds of small arms fire as it drives into battle outside of the P.O.W camp.

>the various crew members quip at this nonchalantly as most of them are nearly impervious to physical harm given their specific biology.

>the MC, who is aware of the actual danger he's in asks "What happened to your last loader?"

>Everyone gets real quiet.

>Wolf comments "Do a good job and hopefully, you won't find out…"

It'd mostly be an excuse to shoehorn tanks and tank combat into a monstergirl story. I have a little bit of a tank fetish.


160f7d (1)  No.342371>>342374 >>342381

>>342367

I like this idea.


fc9321 (1)  No.342374>>342378 >>342384

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>>342371

Well which do you like more; monstergirls or tanks? I'll be honest, for me, it's a dead heat and I don't mean some kind of ghoul girl sexy time.


c8eaf5 (2)  No.342378>>342395

>>342374

>Sherman StuG

Interesting.


8451cb (2)  No.342381>>342395

>>342367

I second >>342371, however I think you should separate the commander/gunner roles for extra harem points (maybe fit in a lizardgirl of some kind? I have a feeling that one would fit in well with a hellhound), and instead of making a whole world and story, ground it in a historic or recent conflict so that anons can relate and understand the narrative.


702117 (1)  No.342384>>342395

>>342374

>whynotboth.jpg

You could have a tsukomogami tank girl of your choice.

>Go to war museum

>Get hands on with the tanks there

>Run your hands over her sloped armor and get cozy inside her

>Feel sad having to leave

>Tank girl awakens and stalks you home

>Forces you to take responsibility for laying hands on her and makes you sell your car

>She doesn't allow you to ride around inside any vehicle, except her

>Live through the trials and tribulations of having a possessive tank wife


2b868c (1)  No.342395>>342402 >>342404

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>>342381

I thought about adding more girls. Originally I had thought to make the MC the commander and the hellhound the gunner/loader but that felt almost too harem abiding- plus a loader/gunner combo is a bit awkward mechanically for the tank (usually the gunner is on one side turret and the loader is on the other). So, I swapped her out for the commander/gunner role and made the MC a loader.

With the current crew layout the issue is the MC lacks agency since Sgt. Wolf calls all the shots and makes them. If I give the MC gunner and loader responsibilities that's it turns into a layout issue again.

I can design a tank interior around those layout issues but it would certainly be an oddball DEM NEGATIVE WAVES of a tank. That kinda digs into the world building issue I mentioned as well.

If we go with your solution and add an additional girl she'd probably become the gunner. If we're going with the MC being a P.O.W. with no prior tanking experience I wouldn't want him to be the gunner. A more simplistic loader role would probably be fitting. Not that being a loader is easy but it's less technically demanding than the role of the gunner.

As far as the story goes that opens up another issue. Realism is fine for me when I'm writing the slice of life genre but if I ground it in our reality the tonal whiplash might be a bit much for actual wartime conflict. At that point, I'd want to hand the story off to someone more experienced in military and historical storytelling.

The overarching plot I had in mind was more slapdash and shitposty in nature. Really, it'd just be an excuse to get monsterigirls into a tank and have them do cute things while being a tank crew. If it tickles your fancy that much you can be my technical advisor and help me iron out some details for the world our story takes place in. I can provide the waifu banter within the tank as well as flush out the interpersonal drama/plot of characters. I could do a pretty decent job of describing battles and maybe some lewd content if the story ever took that turn.

If we were going for a more slapdash setting I'd originally conceived it'd be something along the lines of

>The resource wars have bathed the world in blood.

>Crimson skies cry radioactive tears across the land and unchecked industrial chemicals mutate and wither the land wreaking havoc on nature.

>Patchwork factions of raiders and ex-miltary roughnecks vie for dominance in the wasteland. (disposable baddies to kill)

>One tank crew struggles daily against all odds to make their way in this corrupted world.

>They are their own army.

>They are the Tank girl(s).

There ya go. Absolutely cuuurazy girls riding around in a suped-up tank. You could have the overarching narrative being the MC trying to make the girls care more about saving people and rebuilding the world and less about living for themselves in the wasteland while constantly being confronted by reasons not to be humane to the various monsters (human or otherwise) prowling the wasteland.

>"Why should we help them if this is the thanks we get?!"

>"If we didn't help them they would have died…"

>"Yea, well, good will won't feed us tonight"

>Angry charging of .50 MG noises atop the tank with evil eyes from all the still hungry monstergirls who just got done protecting people from raiders with no reward to show for it.

>>342378

I see your a man of culture as well. I forget where I got those pictures but I knew I had to save them when I saw them

>>342384

>fucking an anthropomorphized tank.

That's about as bad as those guys getting off to cursed weapons


8451cb (2)  No.342402>>342404 >>342466

>>342395

I see your reasoning behind the characters and their crew placement, having the MC as a captured warhobo-turned-loader sounds great for character development. I'd make the rapehound just a commander if I were you, though, and free up gunner for another girl I'd suggest a tsundere vanilla lizardgirl, a salamander would be too much of a fire hazard. As for tank design, use something that already exists like a Leopard 1 or a T-90. Familiar stuff will bring in more readers.

>set in a nature-obsessed liberal's worst nightmare after a global resource war, basically The Zone if the CC didn't do its job.

If your target audience is /k/ommandos, you're doing it very goddamn right. Instead of having the "disposable baddies to kill" as your main antagonists, have some hostile factions and their leaders, alongside friendly or neutral groups as well as the aforementioned random raiders and communities scattered around. Having larger groups'll tie MC's POW past in better.

This sounds really promising and I'm sure quite a few would be happy to see this go somewhere, I'll continue in the morning for now, it's getting late


c8eaf5 (2)  No.342404>>342466

>>342395

Only crewmember that I'm not sure about is the Ghoul. As far as other potential crewmembers, maybe a Gremlin or something that is the one who's primarily responsible for the tank's upkeep, but is too small to operate it herself.

>I can design a tank interior around those layout issues but it would certainly be an oddball

Weird tanks are the best. While it might not be the best for story-telling flow, a tank like the M3 Lee would give you more room (literally) for characters.

>>342402

>As for tank design, use something that already exists like a Leopard 1 or a T-90

Personally, I'd prefer to see an older design, justified by it being dug out of a museum and restored to fighting condition.


344032 (1)  No.342466

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>>342402

>lizard ladie

I hear ya I hear ya. Lizard ladies aren't my favorite but we'll make the gunner a deadeye'd lizard ladie. Maybe she had a close relationship with the last loader and sees the new MC as a poor substitute for them.

>"Hurry up! AP not HE you idiot! That's smoke shell!"

>As for tank design, use something that already exists like a Leopard 1 or a T-90. Familiar stuff will bring in more readers.

Here's the rub my dude, we can craft the tank however we wish. We can give it the T-90's hull. A leopard's turret, an M-1's gun and mix and match various other parts and pieces from our favorite tanks.

>"This is the beast. We forget what it was originally called because we kept having to replace parts from other tanks so at this point it's truly a unique machine."

It would have a cleaner ORKZ sort of design to it whereby you tell certain things don't actually fit perfectly and hang off the side at awkward angels but it somehow still functions as a tank. This would accent certain mechanical flaws that would give the thing character. just like one of my Japanese animes!

>A grinding noise alerts the crew to an issue when Ghoulie attempts to engage the clutch.

>"hol' up"

>Ghoulie reaches into slimeball's shirt and pulls out some goop

>"eep!"

>she then goes to slather it into the crevice for the gearbox and shifts the tank into gear

>"that'll work for now but we're going to strip the gearbox eventually…"

Stuff like that.

>have some hostile factions and their leaders, alongside friendly or neutral groups as well as the aforementioned random raiders and communities scattered around.

The (disposable baddies) was just a placeholder for what you were saying. Naturally, if we make it a proper story I'll have to give more character to our characters, good and bad. I was trying to frame the kind baddies they'd be encountering.

>>342404

>Only crewmember that I'm not sure about is the Ghoul. As far as other potential crewmembers, maybe a Gremlin or something that is the one who's primarily responsible for the tank's upkeep, but is too small to operate it herself.

Corporal Ghoulie is too precious to remove now. I would not be against having a gremlin girl/troop occasionally help fix up the tank. That or have one gremlin girl they all bully and make sleep outside the tank.

>M3 Lee would give you more room

It'd also be a laughably bad tank. We may strip some ancillary parts from one to supplement the beast though. Use some of the wheel bogies or sections of track and whatnot.

Also, private slimeball is definitely going to be the yandere type when it comes to operating the coaxial/mounted guns

>"light em up slimeball"

>Slimeball charges the .50 with a grin.

>"Roger~!"

>Slimeball starts mowing down ne'er-do-wells outside the tank with the .50 cal

>"Wheee~ look at all the blood~" D-D-D-D-DUN~

>muzzle flashes illuminate the evil look in her eyes as she's sending rounds down range.


f712b7 (17)  No.342468>>344991

>>342318

Modern, interchangeable guns are interesting. The theory of parts experience could still apply: The parts in a certain configuration plus experience results in certain levels of existence and/or personality. Additional items like bayo, and underbarrel could be treated as accessories since they are based around use on the gun. There are exceptions, especially with GL's, but that becomes a case of accumulated experience.

>got issued an M4 after being deployed

>sun rise, sun set it's by my side on endless guard duty

>sand niggers love taking pot shots

>we give it right back

>rifle is becoming my friend, treat it good, it treats me good back

>always feel like I'm getting followed in the night

>followed by girl all night

>can't get the jump on her at all

>one bad night it gets dropped on us

>get rescued by girl

>she keeps showing up more at night now

>she tells me what she is

>hatch plan to take her home after deployment

>it fucking works

>years go by, decide to get a new upper in 6.5

>she ends up taller, more lanky, and a little wittier

>put old upper on new lower

>wake up one morning to find new girl in the kitchen

>"Hey dad! Where'd you put the pancake mix?"


fb845b (7)  No.344991>>344997 >>345005

>>342468

I thought all US service men are able to bring their guns back home no question even in blue states; why does he need a plan to take her back home? I could understand the attachments may not be brought back but the gun itself should be fine. Also what happens if the mother transfer with the old upper instead and the daughter would be in the new upper with the other older parts instead. You would now have a child with a your wife's/tsukumogami body with your wife in your daughters body. On a related note is using your Tsukumogami daughter incest in a way? Would the mother be find with that? Also would a hand made by man would view him as a father figure?


ad10d0 (2)  No.344997>>345130

>>344991

>I thought all US service men are able to bring their guns back home no question even in blue states; why does he need a plan to take her back home?

Do you really think a kiked up government like the US would ever want veterens who'd have beef with the government after getting shafted after they get out to have rifles capable of going full auto?


a48951 (5)  No.345005>>345130

>>344991

>I thought all US service men are able to bring their guns back home no question

Haha holy shit in what decade do you live and can you please take me there

No, every rifle in the military is property of the US Government, and you're only allowed to use it because you are also property of the US Government. Once you leave the Army you lose your "property" status and can only bring the things you bought yourself, and sometimes some extra stuff like promasks that are easy to write off as lost.

To my knowledge, unless they're stolen by sandniggers, every weapon is issued, recovered and reissued until it just won't fire anymore, and then it's given a touch up before being sent for use in basic training.


fb845b (7)  No.345130>>345137 >>345172 >>345815

>>345005

I sort of assumed that all Service man would get to keep their guns due too the fact there was the all the Garand, 1903's, 1911, and other surplus weapons out in the market after the world war, so I thought the same would be in modern times as well, I mean there are better guns being sold in the civilian markets today right? also what happened to all the grease guns? did they fall apart or are they are still being used as PDF? Even if soldiers do not technically own them as the guns are US property I thought they would at least be able to buy them from the government or hold on to the guns as a sort of reserve force. Also I thought must AR 15s in the army are just burst fire/single fire, after/during the Vietnam war as soldiers were just spamming bullets . That and the AR 15 is becoming a C&R/obsolete so there is even less of a incentive to keep those old guns.

You also brought up something interesting, there are many guns that are captured by US serviceman or just sold to the US as surplus but I would wonder how they would feel about being with a person that likely killed there previous owner or just belong to the same group of people that did. The mosin in one of the stories above did not liked being own by a American capitalist but she more or less got along with him as time went on, but what about a AK and other Warsaw guns being used by islamist or communist rebels that directly faced NATO/US forces, would they haunt the new user as a form of revenge, would they get along with him after a while as they would grow to like him, or be neutral to the new owner as tsukumogami view themselves as tools first. Likewise would a FAL and other NATO guns being used by Islamist or communist be fine with that? What about clone guns of opposing forces like the type 4/5 which is a Garand but made by the Japanese forces, AR 15 clones made by the Chinese/norinco, or the AK guns made in the US or Finland; would they feel a conflicted with their dual identity? For example, would the type 4/5 be a blonde white girl in a Japanese clothing and personality that tends tries to be Yamato lady as much possible but tends to fail at that and show burst of emotions? How would she feel fighting a US soldier and facing a Garand?

>>344997

Can't vets just get automatic guns in the civilian markets? Aren't most vets pro American government? At the very least vets tended to support the Vietnam war, the Gulf War and the Second Iraq war, the non-conscripts soldier at least. Also are automatic guns even practical, as in hitting a person more than once in a distance of 50 yards? What is the worry about full auto?


f712b7 (17)  No.345137>>345278

>>345130

Are you actively trying to bait me into writing more? 'cause it's working.


e42ac2 (4)  No.345172>>345278

>>345130

>also what happened to all the grease guns

I don't know off hand but they were probably either scrapped or sold to some other country.

>Also I thought must AR 15s in the army are just burst fire/single fire

Burst fire still counts as a machine gun as far as the dog shooting bastards in the ATF are concerned.

>would they haunt the new user as a form of revenge

Most kebabs take terrible care of their guns because they're too busy fucking goats and small children. You'd pretty much be saving her from an abusive relationship.

>Aren't most vets pro American government

Pro america doesn't necessarily mean pro american government.


fb845b (7)  No.345278>>345312

>>345172

Is that coming from real life experience or observation because I think even in African warring tribes are better then kebabs if that is the case. But I would at least think Pakistanis would take care of their guns as it is a big market in Asia for guns right now.

>>345137

Somewhat, I would try to write, but ever since I been eating unhealthy for a month my mind is very foggy so that affect on how much I can think, that and I am still writing my first story and procrastinating to not doing it as I do not know how to write lewd (it was a request of >>340397 , I think I would just scrap my original idea and just make a short green text on the idea). There are other tsukumogami stories that I would like to write but I would first find out what are the ground rules of a gun tsukumogami and tsukumogami in the first place which is why I was asking all of these questions. I want to have my words have weight in it.


e42ac2 (4)  No.345312

>>345278

>Is that coming from real life experience or observation

Extrapolation from how they act otherwise.

>even in African warring tribes are better then kebabs

They're on about the same level.


f712b7 (17)  No.345815>>346168 >>346737

>>345130

>grew up in NC with good conservative parents

>spent my youth popping cans and hunting with the old man

>after highschool went to Uni and scored a gig with Hollinger

>that's when I stared to see them

>strange women, all invariably gorgeous

>they were always hanging around the gun nuts

>but no one would seem to notice them, not even the guys they're with

>they'd always notice me looking and I'd get a wink or a kiss blown my way

>it didn't take long to realize that they were connected to the guns we own

>but not every gun had one connected to it, only guns that were special had one

>no matter how many times I come here, the sand tastes like shit

>it gets in the eyes and between your teeth

>I've been here a few times before during more peaceful times

>Saddam finally pissed off the US enough we're here to milk the country dry

>I was already working in Saudi Arabia so my editor jumped at the chance to imbed me

>he wanted a human piece, probably for propaganda

>can't let our boys look like monsters for crushing a 3rd world army without a second thought

>I was here a couple of years ago

>the fallout of Saddam's war against the Kurds had caught my attention

>it didn't hurt that I knew a guy, a brit named Scott who was with the BBC at the time

>pretty sure I was the only white face he'd seen for months when I knocked on his door in Basra

>we drank, smoked, and bullshit about the good, bad, and ugly

>we knew the fucking Kurds were set up in a house down the road

>no real surprise when Saddam's boys showed to blow their door down

>they got the wrong house of course

>twenty brown guys and one svelte red-head pouring out of a truck

>the woman of the house gets dragged out with her two small daughters

>hands on heads, knees in the dirt

>young guy behind one of the girls has his AK up against her head, sweating like a pig

>I'm a hundred yards away and I can see the gun shaking in his grip

>new guy is obvious

>everyone is yelling or screaming

>red-head walks up to the captives and looks in each of their eyes

>she puts her hand on the new guy's gun just as the commander orders the execution

>the girl scrambles clear as her guard's gun jambs

>her mother and sister weren't as lucky

>all solders are the same so I hung out where they would gather to catch the eye of the women

>most could only speak russian, but there would be one or two who spoke arabic

>I soon learned that they truly hated their masters, but work is it's own reward

>I got to hear a lot from them: pending maneuvers, the state of army, tactics, etc

>they helped me find and talk to a lot of people, it was like having your own intelligence network

>I asked one why she was so helpful once

>she told me to look around, to tell her who would make better company, an enemy or a savage?

>that question was on my mind as I rode into Basra for the second time in as many years

>this time in a truck filled with grunts as a conqueror

>the US forces didn't have the gun girls I expected, in fact, I didn't see any

>unlike the locals, who's army comparatively crawled with them

>as my unit began to clean up the Iraqi weapons, the ones with girls would try to hide themselves

>the ones who weren't able to, or were found, would follow their physical presence to the truck

>some were stoic, some cried, some seemed happy in knowing it would soon be over

>in all cases the ones who were still hidden would raise an arm in silent salute

>the actions of the guns was far more mesmerizing than the actions of the humans around them


677bc0 (1)  No.345929>>346452

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Gentlemen. You're all wrong. Happiness is a warm Kalashnikov


f712b7 (17)  No.346168>>346737

>>345815

>ask her how she got to speak english

>she laughs, the kurd was educated in the UK and loved his asian cartoons

>told her a bit about myself as the flask passed back and forth

>the conversation pauses as we listen to gun fire in the distance

>"a 74… huh" she mumbles to no one.

>ask her if she knows why everyone in this shit hole can't shoot

>she starts choking on her drink trying to laugh again

>"that was us!" she replies excitedly in between coughs

>"the savages are too easy! we started it as a joke and somehow they took it to be the right way."

>"how'd you convince them to do it?"

>"dreams of course, they thought they were visions"

>people are running past the alley, some are armed and very much not US forces

>another gun girl follows a local carrying an RPD

>she glances at the ak beside me before moving on

>"american, I'd suggest you dig me up if you want to live"

>off my ass and onto my knees, I'm clawing at the dust

>the gun pulls free of the ground, magazine still in

>"magazine out, dump the dirt out! barrel at the ground, and cycle the bolt!" she orders

>dust flies out in a cloud as I rack the bolt

>"magazine in and load!"

>she's already pulling me deeper into the shadows as gun fire erupts in the street

>the RPD has already started with long strings of fire

>"what the fuck is going on?" I hiss at the ak "this isn't US forces!"

>"of course not, the rats are killing each other" as she slaps a hand over my mouth

>I can feel her vibrating and her breath is heavy on my neck

>it's not fear, she's excited.

>as the roar of weapons reaches a crescendo, a man stumbles into the ally

>he's silhouetted against the street lights, pistol in hand

>he starts stumbling down the alley when he spots me

>with a cry he raises the pistol and a sharp click passes between us

>the ak is already lifting the gun into my shoulder as the man tries to clear the misfire

>a single crack from the gun in my hands and the man falls to the ground

>the ak waltzes over to his slumped figure and kicks him over, a dark pool around his feet

>"I was going to congratulate you on a kill, but he was already dead, he just hadn't died yet"

>the adrenaline was starting to come along with a flood of thoughts

>the ak is staring at me "oh poor boy, that was your first human?"

>I nod, this is not my first time seeing death, and not my first kill, but I just removed a human

>"you need to go now, I can hear helicopters."

>I'm talking but no words are coming out

>"take me with you, he might not be the only one tonight"

>I drop the magazine in a pocket and the gun under my jacket

>the barrel is sticking out but in the chaos, no one will notice or care

>down the alley away from the trickles of gun fire and out onto the street

>the ak and I head straight back to the house and the door is opened by a relieved looking landlord

>his eyes drop to the barrel

>"I thought you said you were a reporter?"

>"I am, but I got caught in that shit and it's a long story"

>he doesn't say anything more and I headed up to my room with the ak in tow

>she flits about the room which is comprised of bedroom, a tiny bathroom, and walkout balcony

>she throws the doors to the balcony open and rushes to the rail to watch the apache's circle

>the occasional roar of their guns sends her into fits of giggles

>"the RPD is still down there" she mentions "the savage is trying to shoot helicopters"

>she's openly laughing when I ask if the RPD will be alright

>she slowly turns as the laughing stops

>"are you alright? do you have brain damage?"


d22fed (1)  No.346452>>346470

>>345929

Go and stay Go Mr. Lennin. This is a Capitalist Board.


f629fd (4)  No.346470

>>346452

shut your face


f712b7 (17)  No.346737>>346738

>>346168

I just realized that this post is out of order from the the first portion of the story. Starting from >>345815 , the story con't below.

>as the action wound down, I separated from the occupying forces and found a place to stay

>switching to local food again resulted in some discomfort and I embarked on an ill-advised stroll

>the sun had long set as I made my way back to the house I was staying at

>glancing down an alleyway, I noticed a gun girl slumped on the ground

>always a sucker for a pretty woman I wandered down the ally toward her

>not seeing a gun, I started to look for anything that might be buried

>the hood of a front sight peeked up through the dirt

>she jumped slightly and glared at me as I lightly tapped my toe against her sight

>sitting down beside her, she seethed at me as I reached into my jacket for my flask

>she demands to know what I'm doing sitting beside her

>will wonders never cease, she speaks perfect english

>reply that I'm having a drink in the shade

>"the sun set hours ago, you stupid american" she retorts as her nose twitches at my flask

>the fastest way to a russian gun girl's heart is a bit of alcohol

>true to form, I pass my drink over and it's quickly snatched away

>after her drink, she's a little more relaxed

>ask her how long she's been here

>she's not sure, it's been a long time though

>her past owner, a Kurd, had a fit of fear and buried her here but was killed shortly after

>it would have been far better to have been killed fighting with honour, than die like a dog

>she passes the flask back and I pull one

>her taste is still on the rim and it gives me flashbacks to summer thunderstorms

>ask her how she got to speak english

>she laughs, the kurd was educated in the UK and loved his asian cartoons

>told her a bit about myself as the flask passed back and forth

>the conversation pauses as we listen to gun fire in the distance

>"a 74… huh" she mumbles to no one.

>ask her if she knows why everyone in this shit hole can't shoot

>she starts choking on her drink trying to laugh again

>"that was us!" she replies excitedly in between coughs

>"the savages are too easy! we started it as a joke and somehow they took it to be the right way."

>"how'd you convince them to do it?"

>"dreams of course, they thought they were visions"

>people are running past the alley, some are armed and very much not US forces

>another gun girl follows a local carrying an RPD

>she glances at the ak beside me before moving on

>"american, I'd suggest you dig me up if you want to live"

>off my ass and onto my knees, I'm clawing at the dust

>the gun pulls free of the ground, magazine still in

>"magazine out, dump the dirt out! barrel at the ground, and cycle the bolt!" she orders

>dust flies out in a cloud as I rack the bolt

>"magazine in and load!"

>she's already pulling me deeper into the shadows as gun fire erupts in the street

>the RPD has already started with long strings of fire

>"what the fuck is going on?" I hiss at the ak "this isn't US forces!"

>"of course not, the rats are killing each other" as she slaps a hand over my mouth

>I can feel her vibrating and her breath is heavy on my neck

>it's not fear, she's excited.

>as the roar of weapons reaches a crescendo, a man stumbles into the ally

>he's silhouetted against the street lights, pistol in hand

>he starts stumbling down the alley when he spots me

>with a cry he raises the pistol and a sharp click passes between us

>the ak is already lifting the gun into my shoulder as the man tries to clear the misfire

>a single crack from the gun in my hands and the man falls to the ground

>the ak waltzes over to his slumped figure and kicks him over, a dark pool around his feet

>"I was going to congratulate you on a kill, but he was already dead, he just hadn't died yet"

>the adrenaline was starting to come along with a flood of thoughts

>the ak is staring at me "oh poor boy, that was your first human?"

>I nod, this is not my first time seeing death, and not my first kill, but I just removed a human

>"you need to go now, I can hear helicopters."

>I'm talking but no words are coming out

>"take me with you, he might not be the only one tonight"

>I drop the magazine in a pocket and the gun under my jacket

>the barrel is sticking out but in the chaos, no one will notice or care

>down the alley away from the trickles of gun fire and out onto the street


f712b7 (17)  No.346738>>346933

>>346737

>the ak and I head straight back to the house and the door is opened by a relieved looking landlord

>his eyes drop to the barrel

>"I thought you said you were a reporter?"

>"I am, but I got caught in that shit and it's a long story"

>he doesn't say anything more and I headed up to my room with the ak in tow

>she flits about the room which is comprised of bedroom, a tiny bathroom, and walkout balcony

>she throws the doors to the balcony open and rushes to the rail to watch the apache's circle

>the occasional roar of their guns sends her into fits of giggles

>"the RPD is still down there" she mentions "the savage is trying to shoot helicopters"

>she's openly laughing when I ask if the RPD will be alright

>she slowly turns as her laughing stops

>"are you well? do you have brain damage?"

>it's not mental illness to care for another being

>the ak sighs and nods her head

>"american, there is no greater honor than destruction in fighting a superior enemy"

>"at least that's what our father told us."

>I thought I had a pretty good handle on these gun girls, but a "father" was a new one

>when I asked, I got a huge smile as she skipped back into the room

>"Where is the rest of your vodka? We should toast to RPD!"

>as we sat on the balcony with our glasses, the RPD fell silent against her enemies

>"Oh! She loved him in the end. They died together." she lifted her glass in salute

>"Drink for that man american, he fought with skill and ferocity."

>as she refilled our glasses, she gestured at the two circling apaches

>"Let's drink to the victors!"

>we soon ran out of legitimate things to toast to

>as the bottle dwindled we ended up saluting the stay dogs fighting in the street

>we had made some bets over the dogs

>if she won, I'd have to field strip her and give her the cleaning of her life

>if I won, she'd have to answer any question I wanted

>thankfully, I happened to win

>several hours later I had learned more about the gun girls then in all the years previous

>Many had come into being during the soviet occupation of afghanistan

>seized by the locals and saudi "holy warriors", the guns had grown to resent their new masters

>apparently the guns found very few worthy warriors

>turns out that when a gun girl can becomes experienced enough, she can manifest physically

>these women, formerly mausers and enfields, had already taken these worthy men as husbands

>the ak's who fell into their hands would become adopted family

>the vast majority were not so lucky

>they fell into a torturous life of sister against sister in petty wars

>lethal games that were devoid of meaning by men who were less than worthy

>the guns had become bored, growing to both sabotage their masters and bait worthy enemies

>as the years went by, death had become preferable to living for most

>our invasion had breathed new life into them

>even if they had hamstrung their masters, and by extension themselves, they were facing a real enemy

>their father would be so proud

>ak lauded Kalashnikov as her father though she had never seen him

>gun girls who were said to be older sisters would come and inspect the rifles

>these inspections would be reported back to father

>perhaps he could see the girls as well

>she seemed very disappointed that she had lost her bet for a cleaning

>I was able to mollify her with a promise to the next night

>ak didn't show any interest as I cleaned up for bed

>and even less when I placed the gun within easy reach before crawling under the covers

>I woke up later to find ak on her hands and knees over top of me

>the pale moonlight highlighted the curvature of her body reminding me of how beautiful she is

>a smile spread across her face revealing sharp, needle like teeth

>"Oh ho! Such naughty thoughts for a pure, innocent gun like me!" she whispers

>"Help me, I've been captured by an evil capitalist monster!"

>I'm pretty sure there's only one monster in the room, and it's not me

>"What's the matter, gun got your dick?"

>I shake my head as I lean up and lock my lips to hers


f712b7 (17)  No.346933>>347048

>>346738

>she lets out a soft moan as her tongue forcefully finds mine

>I've got both hands behind her head as she starts ripping the covers off

>her long sinuous tongue is winding itself around mine, pulling it into her own mouth

>I can feel the distinctive ak claws tugging up my shirt and down on the shorts

>she breaks our kiss with a pop, leaving a thread of drool between us

>mischief fills her black on black eyes as her tongue drags down my bare chest

>wrapping itself around my erection, she guides it into her drooling mouth

>not a hint of those demonic teeth as she starts pumping fury and unnatural precision

>her beat never slows as I release down her throat

>after making a show of letting my tip drag down her face she guides it to her folds

>she straddles me as she slowly lowers herself down, sucking in a breath as she pushes past a resistance

>ecstasy washes over her as she grinds down onto my lap, eyes rolled back and tongue between her breasts

>the precision is gone as she alternates between grinding and bouncing

>soon I'm shooting another load deep into her as her pussy spasms in the throes of her peak

>she's left nearly comatose on her knees as her tight belly twitches

>I pull her off and lay her down, the sheet loosely pulled over us before wrapping her in a hug

>she's curled up around my arm fast asleep when I wake up to a delightful hangover

>slipping out of her embrace, I'm cleaning up in the bathroom when a hear a scream from the bed

>I rushed around the corner to find her tearing the bed apart

>she freezes when she sees me, relief washing over her

>I get a good look at the girl in front of me, far more human than the monster I bedded last night

>gone are the claws, replaced with long slender fingers, the needle like teeth are also gone

>her black shark eyes have cleared to white sclera with blue slitted irises

>another scream, this time for joy, as she launches herself from the wrecked bed at me

>we hit the floor hard as plants kisses over my face repeating "it's not a dream" over and over

>I hold her close as she wraps herself around me burying her face into my chest

>Arrruugh! Why is the floor cold!" she exclaims as she claws her way back on top of me

>explain that the floor is in fact, very cold as we help each other up

>she's starting to shiver as confusion spreads on her features

>"what is going on?? why am I shaking?"

>apparently cold is something new to her, so, into the shower she goes while I finish cleaning up

>to her account, showers are the opposite of cold but there is something new about all this

>the water droplets are splashing off of her

>usually a gun girl chooses how she interacts with the world around her

>as ak hums happily in the shower, I opened the medicine cabinet and tipped the mirror toward her

>reflection is the ultimate test to see if a person "exists"

>she has a reflection

>I tip the mirror further toward her and the motion catches her eye

>she's frozen in place as her eyes twitch between my and her reflection

>"Holy shit! That's me!"

>we spent the next couple of hours discovering how she reacted to the world around her

>she still has her natural gifts: telepathy, speed, the ghost-like phasing

>a new one as well: she can "summon" the gun, it disappearing and reappearing in her hands

>as I dressed, she pulled the balcony doors open and stood, bare to the world, bathed in sun

>I realized that her body had changed even from earlier this morning

>less sinewy as her hips and bust filled out, but obviously still powerful

>other than her eyes, she was passably human

>this presented a bit of a problem

>she has her ancient uniform that was far to military to blend in

>as I mulled this over, she walks back over to me fully clothed

>chalk up another skill

>she had conjured a modest long sleeved dress with matching heels

>I get a snarl when I mention that the women are required to wear headscarves

>"Those fucking savages can fuck off"

>it'd be funny as hell to see the morality patrol go up against the equivalent of a demi-god


f712b7 (17)  No.347048>>347173 >>347188

>>346933

>the downstairs is thankfully empty as we snuck down the stairs

>I spotted a note on the counter and although my arabic is rusty, it was intended for the finder

>out landlord was a baathist and it appears the shiite's caught up to his family

>he went out to avenge them, poor bastard is probably dead already

>might be worth forwarding this to the US commanders

>it's not good business to have locals fighting

>pocketing the note we strike out for breakfast

>I had momentarily forgot how much I hated this place but watching ak discover food is mesmerizing

>we stopped at a baker to find something to eat and she ended up with a bag full of pastries

>as we sat in the storefront, I noticed an allied patrol coming down the road

>running out, I held out the note to the gunner who snatched it as he passed by

>good deed done for the day, I retreated back to ak

>who's beaming face is covered in baking sugar and bits of pastry

>after mentioning this to her, she promptly uses her prehensile tongue to delicately clean herself

>I'm not going to look around to see if anyone saw that display

>you can get the girl out of the ak, but can't get the ak out of the girl

>I ended up deciding that since the political bullshit had reached our door, we were going to move

>it seemed like a waste to commit ak to a potential fight so we headed over to the hotel

>this was where all the western media congregated and the military provided general security

>it made it easier for the establishment to disseminate information

>sloppy reporters suckle at the teat and didn't bother going outside

>I had ak let me do the talking as we checked in

>told the guy that she was my wife who had stopped by on a surprise visit

>she's standing there red as a beet and won't make eye contact

>the elevator ride is short and really quiet

>not a peep comes from her until the room door closes behind us

>"Um, I know it's the story we are telling everyone…" she drifts off before regaining her courage

>"But would you consider me as a wife?"

>that's an interesting question

>I gathered my thoughts by throwing the bags on the bed and pulling them apart

>ak's still red, staring at the floor, grasping the front of her dress, and she hasn't budged an inch

>I ask if she actually knows what it means, and if so, is she serious about it

>she nods vigorously, she knows

>if she's serious, then I'll be serious as well

>"I'd guess we'd better get you one of those canadian passports then"

>she's slower than usual on the uptake, but when she finally does she collapses to her knees

>she's laughing and crying at the realization

>both of us will get to leave this sandy shithole


5dbbd1 (1)  No.347173

>>347048

>Taking the gun to castro-boy's land

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a48951 (5)  No.347188>>347223

>>347048

>This whole time he was a fucking leaf

I thought NC meant North Carolina. No gun girl deserves life in Canuckistan, at least in the Middle East she can die fighting, not be melted down by the leaf ATF


9508da (1)  No.347223

>>347188

Nah mate, it's a reference to cheap ass leaf passports that were fucking everywhere in the 90's


d3e6db (1)  No.349608>>349684 >>349694 >>349778

>>331965

what autistic design is that shotgun?


a04240 (2)  No.349684>>349689 >>349691 >>349778

>>349608

I'm not /kommando/ but now that you pointed it out, it does seem bit weird that it's essentially double-barreled shotgun with vertical, not horizontal configuration. I'll assume the pic was drawn by good-intention drawfag doing request despite not knowing firearms too well.


29c85a (1)  No.349689

>>349684

Not /kommando/ either, but I think I remember a shotgun following that design in Fallout New Vegas. IIRC, it was called the "Caravan Shotgun."


e42ac2 (4)  No.349691

>>349684

break action shotguns with vertical barrels do exist, but that one does look weird.


980a0b (2)  No.349694>>349704 >>349778

>>349608

Over-under gives less recoil and the sights are more accurate, since both barrels are right under it.


e42ac2 (4)  No.349704

>>349694

Hence its popularity in clay pigeon shooting.


63445d (5)  No.349778>>349810

>>349684

>>349608

To the contrary. Side by side shotguns are seen as a niche or curiosity. Pretty much every top skeet/clay shooter uses an over under because it is much easier to adjust for an inch in elevation difference than an inch in windage difference. And as >>349694 said, the recoil is lighter because both sources of recoil are inline with the stock. In side by sides you get a bit of a torquing effect that pulls you to the side a bit.

An old South African firearms instructor loved over under guns because you can put two slugs down range, retardedly fast with little variation in aim.


980a0b (2)  No.349810

>>349778

Side by side is useful for birdshot, because you want to maximize your spread to catch as many as you can with each volley.


4962ec (1)  No.353650


dd73ac (1)  No.353652

>>331965

It's because of this I can't not picture a redcap waifu that isn't a gun nut.




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