/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

I see we have our own monkey paw now huh.

All of you are plebs who don't know how to have fun. Fran is a good girl and the manga is great bedtime story material to read to your kids.

Anyway, I'd explain to her what a shoggoth is. Then i'd explain what a mindflayer is. Finally, i'd ask her to create a combination of the two. What could possible go wrong? :^)

In all reality, i'd explain to her what a kikimora is and to make her real, showing the KC version of course. I'd likely end up with the original Russian interpretation of the kikimora.

>>330049

>I'd likely end up with the original Russian interpretation of the kikimora.

The original legendary kikimora isn't that bad as long as it's a forest kiki and you keep your house in order.

Fraken Fran is not something you read for cute girls. Franken Fran is what you read when you want your mind fucked.

>>330055

Okay I haven’t read the manga, but the second thing sounds hilarious

>>330052

This, you just need to be willing to let her use your stove every now and then.

>>330058

>I bet you think best dad is bad too.

Daily reminder that to support Bondrewd means to support turning perfectly good lolis into musk-fetish furshit.

If Fran was real then she'd be my waifu. My request would be simple, I wish she loved me as much as I love her.

>>330055

Her finest hour was a parady of real life case when Disney was covering the pedophiles working at their parks.

Suggested refinement on the game: you must choose either

1. Franken Fran builds you a waifu to order (tell us your order). No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds.

2. Arranged marriage with a real 3D woman. She's your age, build, race, and social class.

No excuses /monster/. Just how committed are you to your waifu?

>>330068

Tough choice, in all honesty. Do I want to take my chances with a Franken Fran who will more than likely turn me or my waifu into an abomination for the hell of it, or do I stick with the abominations I know? Fuck it, I want my lamia waifu and I want her now.

>>330075

I'd have recommended you the Paladin General thread but that's gotten bumplocked.

>>330075

There's something about that image in this context. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks Anon.

>>330103

I swear I saw that anchor, Anon.

>>330068

I choose Option 3 Volunteer my body to become a waifu for an anon that picks option 1

>>330312

>spoiler

To an extent, but the difference is that I imagine the Fran version as consuming my body/bonding with it in a non-pleasant way, but with the MGE version there is at least something of a separation between the bodies and minds

Does anyone know what she's saying in this?

>>330037 (OP)

"Fran, I want you to make me a robot girl who will love and obey me, don't screw me on this and I'll fund your research" *opens large briefcase of money* "I can also make it so that you are legally a living person, are actually licensed to practice medicine, AND give you the ability to apply the Japanese government for research grants instead of relying on private donors"

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Fran: *eyes glimmering at the sight of all that cash* "That's a bit outside of my expertise, but it shouldn't be a problem"

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knock on door next day, it's Fran, some of her monsters, and a large human-sized box, it opens to reveal my "robot girl", she's a bio-mechanical horror who wants to die but cannot kill herself due to the four laws (the last being "must follow all the orders of her owner no matter what"), she's close enough.

Fran: "I had enough parts for a girl, and had to find a robotics expert who was willing to work with me on this, so a merged the girlparts with the robotparts to make a robot girl, she operates off of the same principles that Victoria and I were based on, but we improved on it quite a bit"

"where's the robotics expert?"

Fran: "she disappeared after the operation, guess she was too busy to stick around after the work was done"

Robot: "T-that's me, I got turned into the robot, I got stuck when I was hiding from you, I was trying to steal your research Fran, I'm really sorry, please help me! if you can't fix me, just kill me, please!"

Unfortunately, Fran is uninterested in putting in the extra work, and she can never do harm, either, Victoria hates the bitch, and the rest of the monsters wouldn't kill her either, as for me I've got a new robogirl who can cook, clean, run errands, cuddle, and, most importantly, fuck on command.

I'm keeping her.

>>332259

it would be extremely painful

for others

>>332259

Isn't she already in love with the professor?

>>332275

The guy that made her?

He made her because he needed an assistant/someone to pass his legacy on to, the manga begins after he had fucked off, he also created Victoria as a guardian/assassin.

He doesn't think of either of his creations in a romantic manner, and given that he bestowed them with his family name, he seems to see them as his daughters.

What I wonder is whether Fran ever thinks about who her brain belonged to before it was used to make her, since she has no memories from before her "birth" from assembled corpses.

In Promethean: the Created, finding out who they used to be is one of the most common of undertakings amongst the created (esp among Frankenstein types, the type that Fran and Victoria obviously fall under). Imagine if Fran met the grieving mother of the girl whose face was used in her construction, how awkward would that be.

The best thing about once-human monstergirls like the undead, is the awkwardness that comes from the old lives that were used in their creation.