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c5d12f (1) No.329249>>329318 >>329323 >>329362 >>341058 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If you were to become a widower, would you be able to handle it?

If yes, how do you cope?

If no, how do you break down?

Alternatively, how well or how poorly could your Waifu handle it if she became your widow?

7a1295 (1) No.329318

>>329249 (OP)

Well, I've had my heart broken by 3DPD before, and I've lost relatives I really loved before, so I imagine that surviving the death of a loving, beloved waifu would be as horrible as both of those combined. Which sounds incredibly, unbelievably agonizing. But not quite unendurably agonizing. I'd be shaken up for the rest of my life, heartbroken, lonely, and frequently crying myself to sleep, sure. But I'd have my family, brother and my sister-in-law, and all my daughterus (and sons, depending on how it turns out Monsters work) to help me survive.


f618c5 (1) No.329323

>>329249 (OP)

Nothing on my part.

Inversely, probably the stages of grief followed by getting remarried or something.

> Nb4 ow the edge


4a3117 (1) No.329325

If I lost my waifu to the grips of death, I'd probably end up joining her soon after, either from suicide or die like old widow(er)s die after their spouse dies. That's assuming I don't have any daughterus or sons. They'd probably try their best to help me, and raising them would be my purpose in my life.

If my waifu died, then it would mostly be the same for her.


bc7f47 (1) No.329347

File (hide): 00c3112ce3f217a⋯.png (275.19 KB, 561x471, 187:157, 00c3112ce3f217a194be085a30….png) (h) (u)

probably be pretty sad or something

maybe suicide bomb a chipotle i guess


4713cb (1) No.329362

>>329249 (OP)

>Implying our waifu couldn't just become a zombie or ghost afterward

Joking aside, I doubt I'll handle it well especially when she's the one I chose to open my heart up to and shared almost everything with her. I might cope a little better when It's not a matter of IF we have children of our own, I want to be there for them and ensure they have a normal life (or close to it) as much as possible. I'll live as much as I can for her and our children, and I definitely won't love anyone else as I want to honor her and see her again when my time is up.


d64334 (1) No.329363>>329654

I'd go ask a lich buddy to bring my waifu back from the dead. That way, we can stay together until we both die.

I wonder what an undead kikimora would be like?


37cbd7 (1) No.329654

>>329363

If you are interested, anon, there is an undead kikimora side character named Lily in the pastebin story linked in this post. >>325154

(No, I'm not the author).


d8e04d (1) No.329706>>329828

>Waifu dies

>Can't get into heaven because the Chief God hates monsters, the only other place she could be is in hell

>Find a way into hell

>Rip and tear

>Rescue waifu

This could actually make a pretty good story, writefags please


697983 (1) No.329828>>329830

>>329706

>Not Quite Dante's Inferno/Not Quite Doom/Rescue Mission

Give me some time to think it over, I need to grasp how fucking awesome it would be


95d6de (1) No.329830>>329836

>>329828

Well that's basically the whole deal with Orpheus and Eurydice.


4675f3 (1) No.329836>>331700

>>329830

Orpheus's tale is just sad

>Be a musician son to an army general

>Be into arts than fighting

>Overcome life of ridicule and shame and become the greatest musician

>Get married to someone you love, only to have them die of snakebite, after some drunk satyr tried to rape her ( In Greek myth, satyrs are male. Also, followers of Dionysus)

>Literally walk the ends of the earth and sing a way into hell

>Overcome HELL with anguish and get a deal to get my wife out

>Nearly there, suddenly scared that wife didnt make it, that I was tricked

>Turn around, wife there, so close to earth

>Deal broken, returns to the netherworld

>Roam the world as a grief-striken madman

>Torn to shreds by a bunch of drunk nymph-hippies(female nymphs, also followers of Dionysus)

That's why you don't drink too ,much, kids

But seriously, imagine a MG version of it.

Hard mode: Keep the tragic feel of the story


4bb9ab (1) No.331700>>331705 >>331709

>>329836

I fucking hate the Greek gods. The Roman pantheon was so much better, throw all that awful shit in the trash.

>I love greek mythology, but fuck is like every god a giant nigger. Only good figure was Prometheus.


59cb32 (1) No.331705>>331725

>>331700

Aren't the Greek and Roman deities the same?

Japanese deities seem pretty cool.


342fa6 (1) No.331709

>>331700

Prometheus was a really cool dude and just wanted to help humanity.


316bf8 (1) No.331725

>>331705

The Roman deities are identified with the Greek gods, but they're not exactly the same.


c97b39 (2) No.340065>>340069 >>340079 >>340087 >>340118 >>340206 >>340242

>I'm not sure how much time passed.

>Days blended together.

>Night was no different than day.

>Nix that, I grew to welcome most normal humans being asleep.

>There were still monsters around, of course.

>I think Mira's mana or whatever was fading off of me, because I began noticing some of them giving me the sex look.

>Maybe they just knew who I was.

>I haven't been home in days, so at least the stench of being unwashed keeps them off my ass.

>Well, mostly.

>Can't bear it, I can still smell her in there.

>There's too many pictures.

>Her favorite coffee mug is sitting beside mine on the counter.

>My ring was still in the bathroom.

>Her belongings are slowly gathering dust.

>The ones I wore that day are still bloodied, left in the corner.

>I knew they were there, I knew why they were there, but it still didn't make sense.

>Bad enough nobody wanted to visit me.

>I could see the looks in their eyes.

>They knew I gave up as clearly as I did, even without saying it.

>What.

>The hell.

>Elves weren't supposed to just die.

>She was just a school teacher.

>Who taught kind little children.

>She never hurt anybody.

>I keep having that moment flash before my eyes.

>That fleeting second, that desperation in her eyes never stops taunting me.

>That scene forever burned into my memory let me see more than I wanted.

>Begging me to forgive her, while being worried sick I'd die.

>I can feel despair making me hollow.

>I can't show up to her goddamn funeral.

>I couldn't look her parents in the face.

>How could I, she gotten herself killed just to keep my stupid ass alive.

>Only for me to sit in the gutter, wishing I wasn't.

>This is fucking horseshit and I've had enough of it.

>There's no point behind living anymore if this is all I feel.

>I have nothing left to lose, even my dignity escapes me.

>Pretty sure by now I've been fired.

>So long as I'm still alive, hope isn't lost.

>I'll fight tooth and nail to get my darling wife back.

>Whatever I have to risk is worth it a thousand times over.

> It'll be much easier if someone else dies over it instead.

>…

>I should probably figure out what I'm doing.

>Beats this endless monologue.

>1. I think I know just the guy I could ask, but he's on his honeymoon.

>2. It'd probably be a good idea to go home, as much as I don't want to.

>3. My old contact from work might have an idea where her soul went.

>4. JUSTICE prevails.

>_

D20 decides. Sorry if I suck, I haven't wrote anything in ages. I'll leave if I'm not wanted.


4d6d09 (1) No.340069>>340079

>>340065

>no option for getting a new wife


e0e4c0 (1) No.340079>>340087

>>340069

>Aw man my soulmate just died oh well better go get a new one

>>340065

Mobileposting so I can't roll but find out if she made it to heaven or not

If not you gotta fight your way through hell to get her back


8c6e1b (2) No.340087

Dice rollRolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20 (20d1)

>>340065

1. Find our friend. What friend wouldn’t help you get your dead wife back?

>>340079

>Mobileposting so I can't roll

You literally can.

t. regular mobileposter


8c6e1b (2) No.340088

Dice rollRolled 13 (1d20)

Christ I’m retarded.


44794d (1) No.340112

widow or widower, there'd be a lot of heavy drinking.


07e5de (1) No.340118

File (hide): cc5f829b3b7677e⋯.jpg (26.35 KB, 326x224, 163:112, Die.jpg) (h) (u)

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

>>340065

>5. KYS so you can get sweet ghost puss


f3e7fe (2) No.340206>>340208

Dice rollRolled 13 (1d20)

>>340065

1 or 3

We shall rescue the waifu from undeath!


2b55d0 (1) No.340208>>340219

>>340206

>left the name on

>no sage


f3e7fe (2) No.340219

>>340208

Knew I forgot something. My bad


2e94c2 (1) No.340242

>>340065

Update coming tonight. Its half finished, but had to leave for college this morning.

Not saging because technically important for the story.


40cb82 (1) No.340276

>Guess either Alex or that valkyrie could lend me a hand.

> Doesn't beat revenge, but there's a start.

>…I think I'm gonna be sick.

>I'd better remember her name before getting there.

>Reaching for my phone, I realize that the battery died.

>Oh that's right, I haven't been home in days.

>Explains the lack of calls from work.

>Struggle to stand for a moment.

>Sleeping in an alleyway isn't good for your back, apparently.

>Thankfully I can still get around without too much difficulty.

>With my pal in France, might as well head for…Hang on. Meredith?

>There we go. Nice old lady name.

>Shambling outward, I try navigating the streets.

>It's not that hard, once you get started, but I managed to get lost in the residential area.

>Once the sun began rising it got a little easier, and I managed to recognize a couple of landmarks.

>It's an alright neighborhood but you'd think she'd live somewhere with a little more grandeur.

>Legs kinda hurt from all the walking I've been doing, but if I remember right, I've made it to her doorstep.

>At least I'll be surprised if I didn't, I could hear D.A.N.C.E. from JUSTICE pouring out from the house.

>At least there's no doubt as to who lives here, now.

>Dimly I recall all the noise complaints from when we'd lived nearby.

>I wait for the music to slow down somewhat before I rapped against the door.

>The music hadn't died down, but the door cracked open, revealing a lone eye glaring at me from the darkness.

>The pause seemed to take forever, before the door slammed shut.

>I heard a queer jangling coming from the other side, before the door opened properly.

>By the light of the rising sun, I could see the blonde in grey pajamas bedecked in gold crosses and halos.

>Made her look much more mellow in comparison to the armor.

<I'm in my pajamas, but- Good fuck, why do you smell so bad?

>Must've been very bad for her to completely forget to watch her language.

>She turned the music down drastically, before flicking on the lights.

>Flowery wallpaper, the faintest scent of gunpowder, minimal furnishing.

>Source of the earlier music looked to be one of those cheap alarm clocks you plug your phone into repurposed for a stereo.

>Rather Orderish, but I barely had time to note before she pulled me inside.

I don't even notice. Look, I need help-

<No shit, go shower. Never mind clothes, borrow a bathrobe.

Not that-

<Look, you're obviously a mess from Mira dying, but I don't need you reeking my house up.

>At this point she was manhandling me into the bathroom, so I guess there was little else I could say about it.

>I almost forgot about Meredith.

>Still hard to believe I was once a paladin.

>Well, crappy monster hunter anyways, back in the early days following the Day of the Rape.

>Guess its the same thing.

>But that was a long ass time ago.

>Sure I still dislike some of the more peculiar monsters, but I guess fucking all day beats attempted genocide.

>Meredith isn't as laid back as I was about this, but it was at least enough that she didn't decapitate me for straying off the path of righteousness.

> Or maybe it was because Mira was uncorrupted.

Continued.


726385 (1) No.340277>>340307

>Guess it's easier washing in someone else's bathroom.

> I can't smell Mira's shampoo in here.

>I emerged feeling somewhat sheepish, holding onto the fluffy white robe with gold trim.

>Wasn't even sure why she was helping me so much.

>Church charity perhaps?

>I rested my phone and knife on the living room table, relaxing on the sofa.

>What was probably uncomfortable as hell felt like soft bliss relative to cement.

>And that one time I tried to sleep against a brick wall.

>I didn't have to wait long, as Meredith opened the front door, carrying a set of clothes.

>My clothes.

Hey, thank you.

>She didn't reply, in fact avoided eye contact with me.

>I don't suppose she stumbled on my secret stash of porn somehow…

>…Ah.

>She'd seen the clothes covered in Mira's browned blood more than she wanted to.

>I opened my mouth to explain, or at least try to, before she raised a hand quietly.

>I guess nothing really needed to be said.

<So, there's a couple of places you could be sent.

>At my curious look, she'd replied-

<For therapy.

Meredith.

>The valkyrie looked back at me, and again I could see that same pitious look I've been getting.

>Somehow it was more painful to see those brilliant blue eyes looking at me as if I were handicapped.

>One of the few people I was fond of was upset at the mere sight of me.

I want to know where she…went.

>Her expression flickered. It wasn't much, but I thought I detected surprise.

>Wasn't sure if it was happy surprise or BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT surprise.

<…For closure, right?

Guess.

<Oh, don't tell me.

<Look, if you try going after her soul, I guess there's some semblance of a chance you'll survive.

So there ""is"" a chance.

<Of you dying, and it's quite high.

Meredith, I'm not going to regale the tales of me living like a hobo because I'm too afraid to confront the possibility I can't see her again.

I can't live like this, and be damned if-

<Okay- Okay.

>She'd held up her hands defensively, though her face was stony.

<Physically finding her soul would be a bitch.

<If I had to guess, probably Hell given God's…standpoint.

<You could see Hel about it, I guess. I can't see the Chief God directly helping, even if Mira wasn't a succuslut.

<I suppose you could go straight into Hell. Not even sure how you'd manage that.

<Depending on your answer, I may assist you.

>Well, I sure as shit don't wanna punch God in the face.

>Not that I wouldn't if I had to.

>Hel might help, but I hear its impossible to get to her.

>Hell itself however…

>Well, anything for my darling.

> Anything at all.

>1. Hel.

>2. The other hell.

>3. I would like a third opinion from my pal.

>4. …Don't I need Mira's body for this?

>_

Had trouble posting.


19ade0 (2) No.340307

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>340277

3

I'm assuming the guy's wife is a Lich or some other undead, they'll know all about this sort of thing. No sense robbing our wife's grave if she can live happily as a ghost, or even if we can wait to get her opinion on how she wants to be raised.

For some reason I didn't put the pieces together that the wife was murdered until just now, and I probably would have voted revenge had I realized that sooner. But if bringing her back is possible, then revenge is way less important. You don't run after an escaping attacker when the person they stabbed can still be saved.


c97b39 (2) No.340472>>340668 >>341058

I'm retarded, should've done this earlier. Multiple choices screw with me.

>Something didn't make sense about this.

>Meredith actually swore twice and didn't appear to register it.

>Maybe I shouldn't confront her about it yet.

> I'm not sure if I could get my knife in time.

You mind if I call Alex?

<Sure, phone's in the kitchen. You can get changed there too, if you'd like.

>…

Okay.

>I bring my phone and knife into the kitchen, swapping out of the bathrobe for comfortable duds.

>She was so tall I thought this would have trouble fitting me, but it was curiously a perfect fit.

> Is that an eye?

>Oh, that was just a gold cross.

>While nice, I tell myself not to make this a regular affair.

>My paranoia might be getting the better of me.

>I can't rely on Mira to keep me together for now.

>Soon, my love.

> Headpats and cuddles forever.

>Upon dialing Alex, the phone was picked up right after the first ring.

<Is it happening?

Is what happening?

<…Meredith? Did you reverse-alp?

No, dumbass, it's me. 'Reverse-alp', are you well?

<Oh.

>The silence on the other end went on for a good deal of time, before-

<You should probably leave. She was put on leave for a reason.

What reason?

<Screw it, she's probably in earshot. Get out as soon as this call finishes, say I left the hose on.

<Well, what?

>My throat had tried to close, so it was hard for me to speak.

I…Wanna bring Mira back.

>More silence.

>I was expecting a laugh, or even him mournfully tell me it wasn't possible.

>He was being awfully quiet today, and I wasn't sure what went wrong.

<Key is under the mat, I'll be there in a bit.

Wait, what should I do?

<…Y'know what a Lilim is, right?

Sure, white hair, red eyes, the power to fuck up whoever and whatever comes near them.

<And you know what an Alice is?

Er…Kinda gullible, Black Sabbath loving loli whores?

<And what is the Queen of Hearts?

<Exactly.

Alex, she created several whole species of monster girls because she was *bored*.

<…Hm. Maybe just an ordinary Lilim, then?

Alex-

<Look, it's rather hard for me to think straight to offer a good pitch.

<Checked into a Wonderland-themed apartment and the insane excuses for geometry are pissing me off.

<Be there in a bit, but whatever you decide on doing, I'll have your back.

<…Hold on, I thought this was a ceiling.

>With that he'd hung up.

>It's obvious I can't rely on his help if I take his advice.

>Then again, I don't think the natives know how to get around.

>I wouldn't know where to even begin looking for a normal Lilim, but the Demon Lord is close enough.

>So many choices, so little time.

>1. Hellbound with a valkyrie.

>2. Where the fuck even is Hel, anyways?

>3. Alex was right, I should bail on Meredith.

>4. Stab the bathrobe.


19ade0 (2) No.340668

Dice rollRolled 11 (1d20)

>>340472

Is Hel the demon lord? Go with her

Refuse any and all attempts at seduction, she'll probably be testing our loyalty.


92e388 (1) No.341058

>>329249 (OP)

If I fug a dullahan, aren't I already a widow?

>>340472

The spoilers are kinda autistic, as is the protag, but part of me wants to see where this goes.




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