/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

Kikimora waifu somehow won.

Commences clean up of America. Immigrants deported, shoggoths and yankees removed from the south. America more clean, prosperous, and healthy than ever before.

>>327561

Wouldn't Cursed Sword, being both a sword and highly possessive, actually turn out to be the worst possible gun grabber in the history of the USA?

>immediately passes executive orders stating all firearms are now illegal, the only weapons allowed for possession are swords

>also, all non sword close combat weapons are banned too

>national armories and gun manufacturers across the USA are all forced by federal law to turn over all existing stock to the government for melting down into raw material to make more swords, mandatory mamono mana exposure for all future sword forges in order to ensure the spread of more Cursed Swords

>It is now a felony to own or be caught in possession of a firearm, firearm-related accessories, ammunition, ammo reloading devices, and pro-gun ownership material

>federally funded TV and radio programs that paint anyone who wants to own a gun as a weak, mentally incompetant loser while those who own Cursed Swords are powerful alpha males with 20" dicks

>Diana Feinstein becomes an honorary Cursed Sword for her "heroic efforts in being the vanguard for a gun-free America"

Fuck that shit, I'm joining up with the gun tsukumogamis and rebelling against that edgy, Shadow-esque bitch.

>>327592

>the jealous and self conscious loli as president

>promises to destroy Ara ara and oppai

Whelp, time to join the rebels

>>327592

literally the joseph stalin of the mge world

>>327525 (OP)

>red oni

>encourage fitness and alcohol production, ban soy

>other monsters that love drinking/working out, danuki treasurer

>>327608

Away, underage.

>>327584

My waifu isn't anti-gun, she shitposts on /k/ and once used a Mosin Nagant as a sex toy. Truly the most /k/ waifu possible

>>327592

>anyone past puberty is a hag

fuck off muhammed

>>327531

>biased towards new englanders

National capital moved to Y'ha-nthlei?

>"I'm going to drown the swamp!">>327531

>>327525 (OP)

>What is her species?

holstaur

>What are her goals/policies?

mandatory snuggles with a (voluptuous/motherly/curvy/etc. (optional)) monstergirl for everyone at least once a week day

>What does her cabinet look like?

i dont really know, other than the fact that any human women or monstergirls in it would be envious of how she can maintain a perfect figure almost effortlessly

>Who were her competitors?

succubi who are/were jealous that my waifu's breasts were more appealing than theirs, and that everyone thought my waifu was better looking than her opponent(s)

>>327844

She was caught ignoring a speck of dust. She handles it by making a large donation to a charity that provides maids and caretakers for old widowers.

This thread got me thinking, does anyone out there have a waifu that isn't American?

I always thought of mine being vaguely nation-less, but I guess I could see the appeal in an aristocratic British girl or a shitposting Australian memecat

>>327893

I always liked the idea of my Kiki waifu speaking Russian when she gets nervous, then me learning Russian in secret so I can surprise her when she thinks I don't understand something particularly lovey-dovey that she said in her native tongue.

So yeah, I'd like a foreign waifu, so long as we can live in America.

>>327893

For variety's sake I use the following guideline: "rare" MG species take the culture/nationality they came from (echidnae are greek, oni are japanese, and so on)… and "common" species take their nationality from their country of birth (catgirls, kobolds, and the like)

>>327844

Certain special interest groups levelled a conflict of interest charge because of how she handled assigning staff positions. She handled it by pointing out that the SJWDF other applicants didn't have any experience relevant to the positions they were trying to secure. She then created a "smack SJW saturdays" policy on the account of their retardation.

>>327525 (OP)

>What does her cabinet look like?

Wouldn't every monster girl cabinet look like a meeting of He man villains?

After all every secretary would be someone that is already famous or infamous in the nation.

>>327965

>Monster girls in government offices look like He-Man villains

Well how else would they dress for the job? And how could I take them seriously if they didn't?

>>327606

>What the fuck is even going on in this picture?

Welcome to /k/ now git the fuck out.

>>327965

>Wouldn't every monster girl cabinet look like a meeting of He man villains?

This sounds like it would be silly and fun and I enjoy the idea.

>>327525 (OP)

What is her species?

>Ushi Oni

What are her goals/policies?

>Rigorous fertility/population growth regime coupled with strengthening the institutions of marriage of parenthood

>Intensive wildlife conservation

>Expanded gun rights

>Empowered military

>Enforced borders with tough immigration limits

>Maternity leave and more time off for workers

>Deportation of all those unable to handle the American revival

What does her cabinet look like?

>She went with a balanced approach

>Installed a 50/50 (half Monstergirl, half male) cabinet

>Valkyries in defense

>Hellhounds in homeland security/DEA

>Dryads in Interior and the Park service

>Holstarus and Minotaurs in Agriculture, etc

Who were her competitors?

>The Democrats tried to field a Jewish-Black transgendered "woman", but after he/she got turned into an Alp, she pulled a 180 on many of her policies, discouraging (((many)))

>The Republicans were split. Some felt that the Ushi Oni was an unholy abomination, and sided with the Paladin's candidate, while others had a lot in common with Ushi Oni's policies, and joined her party.

>>327844

It was found out that President Ushi was secretly giving Arachne and Ushi Oni owned clothing companies preferential treatment for subsidies to make children's clothing more affordable for working class families. President Ushi balked at the allegations, claiming that in reality, it was just her donating her own silk to the cause. Investigations are ongoing

>>327794

Ah screw it, I'm voting for your girl.

>>328209

Not the same anon, but even in a world with monster girls, I wouldn't want to get married unless I got to choose my wife. I'd gladly marry an MG of a species I liked and with a personality that meshed well with me, but being assigned a wife or being "proactively married" against my will would be a quick way to get me to join the Order.

>>328229

This.

>>328562

your waifu is a subhuman you palanigger scum.

>>328562

>>327555

Your salamander waifu would like to talk to you

>>328229

Keep in mind with your looks, you don't get to choose anything female ;)

>>328654

>Implying the wizardly virginity of my spirit energy wouldn't have me fending off every single MG in a 5 km radius.