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d45b72 (1) No.324307>>324443 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Its mating season and the Manticore is on the hunt for prey, but not just any prey, a human male! Hunting for human males can be harder then it first appears because even though she is stronger the male is intelligent and can use tools or weapons to keep her away, but she has a way to deal with this. on her tail is small barb which she can shoot at her target to inject venom. this venom paralyses the target for hours allowing her to get her target with minimal effort

0b714b (1) No.324310>>324378 >>333692

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OI M8, THIS SHEELAH RITE 'ERE IS DA GRAYP SNAYK, AND SHE'S VENOMOUS! LUCKLY SHE WON'T USE IT UNLESS SHE FOINDS A 'USBAND. TO WHICH SHE'LL BOIT AND DRUG ROIT UP LOIK A DAITE RAYPIST, AND PROCEED TO MAYK MANY LIL' BABBIES!

YOU'RE READIN THIS IN MY VOICE, I'M 'ERE TO TELL YA I'M IN HEAVEN, EVERYTHING'S ALROIGHT UP 'ERE M8 DON'T WORRY.


b897b2 (1) No.324326>>324379

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The Holstaur, or Holstarus to some, is the more gentle cousin of the more ferocious Minotaur species of Mamono.

Much like their cousins they focus much of their time on eating or sleeping. While omnivorous, these gentle creatures have a penchant for fresh, green grass.

When mating season arrives, they will obey their instincts and search for a mate, one which they will have for life. Holstaurs rarely have any innate problems finding a mate, though their gentle nature can make some individuals a bit too shy to approach a male on their own.

But even the most shy and docile of her kind is still affected by the color red, as with their Minotaur cousins. The sight of the color will render them unable to control themselves and they will charge straight towards the nearest free male with only the thought of breeding on her mind. The same holds true if they already have a mate, and will seek him out instead if any shade of red is ever seen by them.

There have been some reports of Holstaurs suddenly assaulting males due to the blushes on their faces. This certainly credits reports of what are called "Great Big Fat Cow Tiddies", as some experts say.


20735e (1) No.324378

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Here we have the fairy in her natural habitat. See how she uses the larger flowers as cover, and the smaller ones as camouflage, as she stalks her prey.

The fairy's greatest weakness, and her greatest strength, is her small size. At just over a foot tall, she's nothing more than a light snake to most creatures of the forest. However, that same size lets her take cover in smaller spaces where she simply cannot be removed. Combined with her nimbleness and speed in the air, and any would-be predators have a hard chase on their hands.

She approaches her prey, a young human man, backpacking in the forest. Most monstergirls would be overt, tackle him or drag him away. But the fairy is resourceful, and she is patient. Watch as she ever-so-slowly undoes a zipper, and slips right in. Her small size works to her advantage yet again. There she will wait, until the young man heads home and opens his pack. Then, and only then, will she pounce.

>>324310

we miss you down here steve


e8a003 (1) No.324379

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>>324326

>Love holstaurs and "Great Big Fat Cow Tiddies"

>Love the color red so much that my computer and keyboard glows red, and my led clock and most of my clothing/bed is red colored


ed377f (1) No.324443

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>>324307 (OP)

>even though she is stronger the male is intelligent

>waifuing a niggerish man-woman


f136b5 (2) No.324450>>324451 >>324463 >>333646

can we get a voice impersonator to say these things in his voice and have an animator make a short animation for each of the posts?


04993a (1) No.324451>>324452

>>324450

>an animator

dude…

that will cost money


f136b5 (2) No.324452>>324463

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>324451

>dude…

>that will cost money

worth it, do have a david attenborough documentary on monster girls made


cb1033 (1) No.324463

>>324450

>>324452

Drawfags are one thing but even a five minute animation can take weeks to complete. Add in a voice actor and you're going to be paying a significant chunk of change for something that honestly should be done with a Steve Irwin impersonator before it's done with a David Attenborough


743210 (1) No.324735>>324820

So apparently November 15 is Steve Irwin Day. Reminder to all anons to treat your waifu with the same passion and enthusiasm.


0d721d (1) No.324820

>>324735

Well I won't be using my thumb, and it won't be her butt with something in it. That count?


1e8d8e (1) No.324822

>be me, 5 year old Holstaur

>watching some old show on the computer from before the Portal opened.

>have best friend with me, a werecat.

>like how funny he acts as he shows off the animals

>decide to play Crocadile Hunter

>only no crocodiles, or even lizard girls

>meowfriend gets idea

>try to hide giggles as we creep into the living room

>meowfriend is holding shoebox like a camera

>i find some shorts and shirt

>see Papa sitting on couch

>get "camera" rolling

>"Oi, see that? That's a Papa!"

>"huh?"

>"see those hands? They're big enuff to lift ya up like yu weigh nothing! And those fingers 'll tickle ya without mercy! I'm gonna tackle 'em"

>pounce on Papa

>land on his lap so he's stunned

>"'es a big 'un, in't 'e?"

>he recovers a few moments later and lifts me up over his head

>"he's angry!"

>he pushes me onto my back, holding me down with one hand and his pointer finger raised in front of me

>he starts to twirl it, grinning evily

>"crikey! I'm done for!"

>"Tickle Torture"

>the tickles begin, I'm paralyzed my laughter

>meowfriend laughs at my misfortune misfortune

>not bad for a first episode


eec657 (3) No.333646

>>324450

You may have to go outside 8chan and brave the shallows of Reddit, but GoneWildAudio has people who'd be down to record MG content.


eec657 (3) No.333665

M. Sapiens Cattus Cheshire

~That Fucking Purple Cat~

The Cheshire hunts ruthlessly. She'll start by introducing herself after mildly stalking you for a day or two.

>Polite engagement is the equivalent of staring at her prey from the bushes.

>Also she'll stare at you from the bushes

This is when the mind games begin.

>You're in for a ride and there's no stopping it.

The Cheshire's first action will be to giggle incessantly from behind you whenever you are in public and appear smirking in your peripheral vision. It is infrequent at first, but becomes incessant and maddening. When the pretty begins to question his sanity, she appears and offers escape from the torment.

>The target rarely escapes unscathed; sexual draining is common, as are scratch marks and temporary insanity.

If a Cheshire desires a long-term mate rather than a food source, the process is somewhat longer and less psychologically damaging.

If she's friends with a friend of yours, she will spend more time with them to get closer to you, then initiate solo contact and continue as normal for food, treading carefully to not rape you, lest she lose her other potential useful humans

>She insinuates heself further into your mind as a persistent part of your life gradually

>Less stalky, more direct

She'll act unusually friendly, and eventually suggest a date, which, if agreed to, will mark the beginning of the hunt.

>The day of the date, she will follow you everywhere, invisible.

When you arrive at the restaurant, she will grab you unseen and materialize behind you gradually, (usually paws first, obscuring your vision) and whisper in your ear as seductively as possible

>"Guess who"

You will likely miss the reservation.


ba810b (1) No.333692

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>>324310

>tfw i apparently got to meet steve and bindi when i was 3 but I can't remember it

>mfw my mum reminds me of it

I miss you, Steve


b8f09f (1) No.333990>>334325 >>334424

Pretty sure that if Sir David Attenborough did documentaries on monstergirls he'd be one of the most raped men on the planet.


eec657 (3) No.334325

>>333990

He's a seasoned adventurer. He knows what he's signing up for.


a9e760 (1) No.334423

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c5a5f9 (1) No.334424

>>333990

He's too old now. Maybe in his younger years but not now.

Besides, he'd put them all to sleep with his voice.




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