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d7e7d0 (3)  No.322729>>322731 >>322744 >>322746 >>322749 >>322764 >>322774 >>350714 >>350715 >>350721 >>350873 >>350963 >>356808 >>357053 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>Your newlywed life

>You get a pet dog

>You and your waifu will wear matching lovey dovey clothes

>You'll hold hands as you both go shopping at the supermarket

>You'll come home from work everyday at 6:00

>You'll have dinner as you listen to your waifu complain about the neighbors

>When you're about to take off your undershirt to take a bath, you'll realize that your gut has been getting big thanks to your waifu's cooking

>After your waifu gives birth to your kid, she'll become chubby

>Your chubby waifu who was watching tv will say

>"Honey, can't you make more free time for cuddling?"

This is future you chose.

ba1809 (1)  No.322731>>322744

>>322729 (OP)

And I'm perfectly content with it

>your daughterus will come into your bedroom after a bad dream

>they'll ask to sleep you and your waifu

>you will smile and let them on the bed but tell them it'll be the last time

>they'll have a good dream after they fall asleep again

>they'll come in the next night too

Family life is the best life


e7ffb8 (1)  No.322744>>322745 >>322759

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>>322729 (OP)

>>322731

Everytime I dream of this only makes waking up hurt more.


d7e7d0 (3)  No.322745

>>322744

You mean getting chubby off your waifu's cooking, have kids and deal with your waifu that's gotten chubby?


fd52f3 (1)  No.322746>>350986

>>322729 (OP)

Please, have mercy. Stop torturing me.

I come here for the headpat, handholding, and cuddle porn, not the reminders of a life I will never know.


7ae183 (1)  No.322749

>>322729 (OP)

> she'll become chubby

> become chubby

>become

>chubby

My wife would be chubby already.


5d33e0 (1)  No.322750>>322752

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>chubby waifu

>not shapely and curvy like a proper motherly waifu

u being shame to ur famiry


c3ad5a (1)  No.322751

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Imagine one day you wake up to the sound of boiling water, not from any accidentally overcooking. Instead before you may even get out of bed you're greeted with a fine home-cooked meal made by your lover, a reward for all that you do to provide for the family. Your daughter is still sleeping and most likely won't wake up for hours, but you two still give her a kiss unbeknownst to the dreams running inside that head. The day that passes by goes fantastically as if it was wished upon on a star, never wanting to end.

Imagine the family years later captivated by children for every month of the year, mother and father incapable of more joy, least they think. Your eldest one has already become a fine young lady prepared to take on the road that is life, she makes sure to keep in touch with you and return the same affection only a daughter may give. You haven't neglected the rest of your family and they haven't neglected you, stability brings you closer together and it's rare you're left alone to thoughts that dampen the splendor. When you think it's about happy times and when you don't you're living in them.

Imagine all your children being grown up as yourself and your wife have done all to lead them, many have lovers of their own and will soon repeat the cycle you started. Not much has changed in reality but if there was ever a kind of stability that should be treasured, it was this. A family that can still be called a family, not only in the traditional sense but symbolically, in reality. You'd think to yourself for a moment, before turning to the monstrous women alongside you "perhaps it couldn't hurt to have another one." For that moment you two sit arm in arm, hand in hand, still happy, still loving.


d7e7d0 (3)  No.322752

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>>322750

>"I-I'm sorry that I couldn't keep the slim figure I had when we first met. Having kids did this to me."


6a3e20 (1)  No.322759

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>>322744

Shut up and deal with it.


c4611e (1)  No.322764>>350700

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This thread right here is why I love monstergirls. Really is the last bastion of romance.

>>322729 (OP)

>to your waifu complain about the neighbors

That doesn't seem like a waifuly thing to do. I certainly don't want to marry some who only complained all the time, especially around the hole family.

>tv

Nah man! We're ditching that shit and old tech out the window. We'd start collecting boardgames or use the family computer.


292103 (1)  No.322768>>350704 >>356843

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>poorfag

>got married traditionally i.e. she proactively dated me and by extension got pregnant with our first daughteru

>we both realize that this is quite a happening and we need to grow up fast if it means that our kid has a good life

>try to find better work than the gas station that barely covers car and rent, waifu finds extra cash as a bouncer until a few months into her pregnancy

>take the risk and get a loan for schooling, go for electrician for mad dosh

>daughteru is born

>we're knee deep in debt and we don't know what we're doing because we're just kids

>a couple of kids and way over our heads

>we were doomed from the start

>I mean look at us, we weren't even close to the ideal couple

>we let each other down

>we failed…

>after the first bouts of post-partum depression, we bucked up because otherwise our daughteru would be brought up in dysfunction

>waifu starts to learn how to make homecooked meals, helps me train and get stronger

>I pick up a second job on top of school

>exhausted as fuck but it hurts so much more to see the loves of my life with eyes so dim

>plow through school and attach to a union

>quit shitty gas station job, pick up contracts

>waifu goes into labor after the first few contracts, have to race from work to get there

>just in time for the BIRTHENING

>waifu damn-near breaks my hand from squeezing it during the contractions leading up to birth

>it all falls into a haze until the kikimora nurses come back with our baby g-

>girls?

>we had triplets

>timetodie.jpeg

things are looking up but goddamn do litters add such a twist to the poorfag dynamic


a1657c (1)  No.322770>>323189 >>323250 >>323262

>>322756

Leave, robot-kun. No relationship is just perfect. Relationships are hard because you need to constantly work at it. You need to put your family's needs above your own, put up with their faults and grievances even when you're drowning in your own problems and you need to fully trust each other. The reason why families fall apart is because media simultaneously glorifies single life and undermines the joy of a married life. The challenge of a good relationship is finding someone you can be completely honest with and who'll treat you with love and respect. You need to find someone who's willing to work with you to maintain a relationship. And none of us care how long it takes. We come here for hope and to believe that we are not alone in upholding our standards.


015d64 (1)  No.322774>>323218

>>322729 (OP)

>After your waifu gives birth to your kid, she'll become chubby

>Your chubby waifu who was watching tv will say

>"Honey, can't you make more free time for cuddling?"

>become chubby

if anything, she'll just grow even larger (in a good way) in other areas (i.e. hips, thighs, butt, and especially breasts) because holstaurs are like that

>tv

only time she'd do that is probably when i'm not around and she doesnt have anything better to do (e.g. run errands or clean the house (if it needs to be))

on top of that, i'd cuddle with her every chance i got because i'm starved for physical affection because i haven't gotten a real "i care about you in a romantic sort of way" type of hug from a girl in (at least) 6 years


5854e0 (7)  No.323189>>323191 >>323199

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>>322770

I'm willing to work with my future wife. I only want to find that girl who will work with me instead of give up at the first sign of trouble.

monsterwaifus give me hope


5854e0 (7)  No.323191>>323192 >>350991

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5854e0 (7)  No.323192>>323194 >>350991

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5854e0 (7)  No.323196>>323197 >>350991

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5854e0 (7)  No.323197>>350991

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2fea7a (1)  No.323199

>>323189

That's why we're all here, anon. Dare to dream, dare to hope.


56a257 (2)  No.323218

>>322774

>meddling with 3D Preposterously Demonic


4dc371 (1)  No.323220

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63fcaa (1)  No.323250

>>322770

It's not robot to state how modern-day marriage is shit. It's robot to state that monstergirl marriages are shit.


56a257 (2)  No.323262

>>322770

t. Alan Harper.


c8f29b (1)  No.350700

>>322764

>That doesn't seem like a waifuly thing to do.

Depends on the neighbors.


884901 (1)  No.350704

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>>322768

>just in time for the BIRTHENING

Damnit anon don't surprise me like that


342812 (1)  No.350714

>>322729 (OP)

>>You'll come home from work everyday at 6:00

fuuuuuuuck you


b090d4 (4)  No.350715

>>322729 (OP)

Make it 3:00 and you got us a deal


b2260a (1)  No.350721

>>322729 (OP)

>tfw can't imagine myself with a wife

I don't know what to feel anymore.

Oh wait, I do. Fuck you for the whole coming back home from work at 6 everyday. Fuck that noise. 4:00 is fine enough. 5 if it's gym day.


23f46b (1)  No.350725>>350991

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>No danuki in a wedding dress pic

>Those years after the marriage

>The happiness you and your waifu share grows and grows as the days blur into months and into years

>One day that love gives way to your first child


47fde0 (2)  No.350766>>350798 >>350803 >>350889

Anyone remember a writefag where anon was trying to enjoy married bliss, but bicorn waifu kept trying to get him to sleep around? The bicorn owned a taxi service I think.

Any other married slice of life stories would work too.


52431a (2)  No.350798>>350805

>>350766

But how does a bicorn drive a taxi?


8173e9 (1)  No.350803>>350805

>>350766

This one has a similar premise, she doesn't run a taxi service in it though.

https://pastebin.com/inQ28Aj4


4c05b7 (1)  No.350805

>>350798

I think she used a carriage and catered to mamono that can't drive cars.

>>350803

Thank you. The one I was thinking of was on a slower burn I don't remember if it finished or not


5c72bd (1)  No.350873

>>322729 (OP)

>Getting fat from wife's cooking.

>She gets fat as well.

Not with all of that action in the bedroom.


1e85dc (2)  No.350889>>350901

>>350766

Was it this?

>>333985


47fde0 (2)  No.350901>>350902 >>351029

>>350889

That's the one, thank you. Its a lot shorter than I remember.

Does the writefag have a pastebin with more?


1e85dc (2)  No.350902>>351029

>>350901

As far as I know it just seems to have stopped there due to writer’s block. I hope he continues.


af5d50 (1)  No.350963

>>322729 (OP)

These are problems all solved by living in a comfy family farm.

>no neighbors

<well maybe if they're centaurs

>no gut because hard farm work

>no chubby waifu because of hard work

>can make all the freetime you want to cuddle


09c521 (1)  No.350986

>>322746

Never ever is a dead meme fam.

We're gonna make it.


6fe3b2 (1)  No.350991>>357061

>>323197

>>323196

>>323195

>>323194

>>323192

>>323191

I have no regrets on the money I spent on these. There's more but I'd have to go home and upload them unless you went to the twitter i uploaded them to.

>>350725

No one voted for Danuki the crusade. Your waifu would forgive you spending a liiitttlllee money to commission her in a dress, right?


49194d (1)  No.350995>>351000

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>Get oni waifu pregnant

>Completely overjoyed

>Then realize I have to get her to quit drinking for 9 months

Get the manticore venom, I must remain erect for the longest time possible.


9f4270 (2)  No.351000>>351036 >>351037

>>350995

Oni babies can handle booze just fine. It's actually a nutritional requirement for them, so she'll be drinking for two.


0372ce (1)  No.351029

>>350901

>>350902

Writefag here. Writers block was part of it, but also getting distracted with other writefags and irl stuff, including two computers crapping out on me, has kept me from writing. But I have managed to recover most of my files and do plan to get back to writing out the story.

I don't have a pastebin, but I'll consolidate all my monster writefags on one when I've made any real progress


b090d4 (4)  No.351036>>351038 >>351041 >>351086

>>351000

So what if you don't let her drink it while pregnant. What will the child be like???


52431a (2)  No.351037

>>351000

This, oni milk is alcoholic.


56e012 (1)  No.351038>>351040

>>351036

She'll be prone to hangovers, and will only be able to stomache as much as a regular human. She'd be a laughing amongst onis.


b090d4 (4)  No.351040

>>351038

Make a story out of that


2dbd43 (1)  No.351041>>351235

>>351036

> I've had quite enough of your inebriated shenanigans Mother. I fail to comprehend why you persist in believing that my lack of desire to deaden my mental faculties with intoxicants exemplifies a species of moral turpitude. I shall never abandon my warm feelings of filial devotion towards you; but your latest scheme to transform me into a dipsomaniac, in addition to being almost comically offensive, has wounded me greatly. It has been made clear to me that my own Mother despises me for not living up to her expectations. Expectations which I have no desire, and even less ability, to meet!

> Ah, I see it breaking now upon your face, that all too familiar look of reproach. "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is, To have a thankless child!" eh Mother? Always, the way of our feuds. No matter how you prick and vex me, should I turn upon you with condemnation it is I who plays the villain!

> Enough. I shall take my leave. I fear in my current wrathful state I may hurl a barb which could never be recalled. I would prefer if you did not trouble me further today except in the case of the direst emergency. In that sad happenstance you shall find me with "That Limp Wristed Nerd". I intend to ask him to read me poetry and if he consents I may dare ask him to lean against me and let me place my arm around him during the recital. Afterwards, I hope he will let me take him to the café where I will order the COMPLETELY NON-ALCOHOLIC chocolate milk because I know he likes it but is too shy to order such a childish treat if he will be the only one partaking. Finally I hope he will assent to a walk in the botanical gardens where we might engage in stimulating conversation.

> And before you concoct another one of your schemes know this: throughout our outing I intend to diligently guard his virtue from any and all rapacious assailants, not least myself. Good day, Mother.

Cue wacky comic adventure where Mother and Daughter are forced to work together and come to respect each other's different strengths.


9f4270 (2)  No.351086

>>351036

She'd get fetal alcoholess syndrome.


111523 (1)  No.351235>>351263

>>351041

>Raise an Oni child without alcohol.

>She becomes the valedictorian, avoiding fights, and solving the hardest of problemss on her own.

>Mother crying that she "Doesn't even know her daughter anymore."

>You just smile and give whatever support you can, so long as it means she will have a happy future, and she'll be happy with herself.

>Oni wife screaming in the background in tears "STOP ENCOURAGING HER!"


b090d4 (4)  No.351263>>351488

>>351235

I like this oni, yet I don't know why……


6bb3d5 (1)  No.351488

>>351263

Because it reminds you of that nerd orc story a while ago.

Also non-standard MGs are top-tier more often than not.


6c125c (1)  No.356798>>356799

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>Your newlywed life

>You get a pet dog

How about both at the same time?


121c9e (1)  No.356799>>356803 >>356808 >>356816

>>356798

How is Polt not a furry?


d429ac (1)  No.356803

>>356799

We've done this song and dance enough times


79ea53 (1)  No.356808

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>>322729 (OP)

>wear matching lovey dovey clothes

>dragging me to the supermarket

>listening to her complain about the neighbors

Gay, but otherwise nice

>>356799

Go ask the meta thread about it


242bf4 (2)  No.356816

>>356799

The anatomy of her skull is human, she just has a button nose.


f675f9 (2)  No.356843>>356852 >>356961

>>322768

>things are looking up but goddamn do litters add such a twist to the poorfag dynamic

This reminds me of something that's been on my mind recently:

TAKE FUCKING ADVANTAGE OF GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS

See this bitch? https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f8880.pdf

This is fucking IRS form 8880.

Are you poor?(making under $62,000 if married)

Well bitch, guess fucking what? our fucking governments going to match your fucking savings like you HAD a 401k because your fucking stupid.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=NJ1oCASeVaE

I'm going writefag about shit like this now. Just your fucking wait.


5ef082 (1)  No.356852>>356963

>>356843

>Writefagging about applying for welfare because you and your waifu had kids before you were financially stable

Remember to wait until you have a stable job, good house, and healthy savings account, lest you and your family become dependent on the nanny state.


242bf4 (2)  No.356961>>356963 >>357078

>>356843

welfare is for niggers


f675f9 (2)  No.356963

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>>356852

>>356961

>>Writefagging about applying for welfare because you and your waifu had kids before you were financially stable

>Remember to wait until you have a stable job, good house, and healthy savings account, lest you and your family become dependent on the nanny state.

I'm advocating more for intelligent saving and taking advantage of government incentives.

Yes you want to be responsible and have stability, but if you want to do something like start your own business, you need to be intelligent enough to do your research if you want to remain financially well off.

Don't be a lazy faggot and do your research if you want to do well in finance.

Lazy faggots take welfareGood men take opportunities


ce027b (1)  No.357053

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7ba473 (1)  No.357061

>>350991

>Guilting me into spending money

As my waifu would say

<Oy vey

>Married to a Danuki/Tanuki

>She's already setting up a college fund for our kid(s)

>By day while I'm out working she's doing the online trading

>As she talks about everything over dinner I just nod and smile, she knows I have no real clue what she's talking about but we both enjoy talking to one another

>Hard to set aside money to surprise her as she keeps a hawk eye on the finances

>Been slowly taking money out under the pretense of "spending money"

>Saving up to buy her a nice ring.


71362e (1)  No.357078

>>356961

If you are eligible for any government welfare program at all you fucking take that shit. Don't be a faggot and let pride come in the way of free money. Everything else would just be fiscally irresponsible.




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