/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

I know what you mean. A lot of anons on here write stuff that is usually just focused on the monster and the self-insert and have no other real characters. Another problem I have is that the interactions are almost always immediately into sex with no development before or after. When the story is just "monster girl sees me, rapes me, now we're married" it shows no personality in any sense. Might as well have just been a meet and fuck off craigslist. Where's the trust, friendship, and REAL love?

Anyways enough ranting. We need non-sexual stories on here.

>>320422

I have a story that's been kicking around in my head for a couple of weeks now, but still not what I would consider baked enough to start posting. No promises or anything, but I have a few questions to ask that I might as well post here rather than clogging up the catalog with a new topic:

What is the proper place and etiquette for posting these stories? What I have so far is basically a very large greentext (Several hundred lines that I could split into periodic installments).

Also, are there any outlets for getting help with story ideas or for "beta testers" to help polish the writing or offer suggestions before it gets published? There are still some key parts that I could probably use a little help with in brainstorming the setting and events.

>>320428

Could try asking the writefag thread, but several hundred lines of greentext might mean you need to consider the novelette format instead. Anyways, if you do post the story in the writefag thread, be sure to put it in a pastebin and link that.

>>320428

Short answer, however you want.

Longer answer, however you want but be mindful that an episodic dedicated thread is pretty wasteful if it's not tolstoy-tier length. Once you think it's done, just pastebin it or whatever host you want and throw the link on the writefag thread and we'll pull it to bits. Then write another.

>>320422

>that the interactions are almost always immediately into sex with no development before or after. When the story is just "monster girl sees me, rapes me, now we're married" it shows no personality in any sense.

Sounds like you've just been reading the wrong stories.

>>320410 (OP)

>I know it's weird to say on this board, but I've kind of gotten sick of all of the waifu and daugteru stuff. Anyone else feel the same?

No. Curious what you get out of monstergirls.

>>320447

I think OP wants to see a little more nuance and worldbuilding in things instead of everything being

>Be me

>Meet MG

>get raep

>Lol now waifu with cute daughterus life is gud amirite?

In which case I agree with >>320445, nigger needs to lurk moar.

>>320446

So monster girls can only be waifus? That kind of limits the creative license of monster girls, don't you think?

>>320447

Honestly do enjoy a lot of the general creativity that goes into their designs, as well as some other factors about them. However, since a large chunk of monster girl stuff is waifu stuff, it has gotten kind of stale for me, especially since I don't really care for that stuff to begin with.

>>320450

I've actually been on this board for about a year now, or at least I did until I fell out a few months ago. Most of the stories and content that I've seen on here during that time wasn't really too nuanced or varied. The most deep storytelling that I really saw here was "It's not like I like you or anything b-baka!" or "Uh oh, too many waifus, what ever shall I do?"

Maybe I somehow missed all of the really deep and varied stories, but I just never saw them.

>>320450

>>320463

Slavanon in the wan thread is doing one where it's basically three girls fighting for a slave's love but the real good stuff is the trippy nightmare shit that periodically pops up. And the three competing monsters are a bratty kobold who he is now trying to teach her stuff because she was sheltered, her lonely mother, and the shoggoth maid with an entire soccer team of little sisters helping her out. Other than that, I haven't seen much either.

>>320464

>>320463

Well speaking of Slavanons there was the story a while back with the Titania who had a crush on anon and anon being too afraid of her family to reciprocate, and everything going really badly from there.

If you want worldbuilding read a CYOA, off the top of my head ResonantDrunk has built an entire post apocalyptic religion based on his own pessimism that even when our waifus are real the universe will still conspire to make being with them extremely difficult. He's doing the Child of the Australs CYOA right now.

>>320410 (OP)

>3rd pic

Would u fug a fish? Man, she's just big enough for a bodyjob. Sure, she's adorable, and cuddling could be fun, but you're not getting much action in bed when she's so small. 1st pic is adorable, 10/10, would cuddle and hold hands with while she calms down.

>captcha: boyscp

>>320509

>Though I guess I'd be friends with monstergirls too.

Absolutely! Imagine if women were actually people---that's monstergirls.

Imagine if you met a monstergirl, your best friend met a monstergirl, and the four of you could be friends with no bullshit. No snippy girl bitching and no worry of cheating+subsequent relationship drama, just sharing recipes and introducing your sons to his daughters.

>>320555

Nice trips.

>>320555

In honor of your trips of truth, I'll add to that.

Sure, you have your more docile and gentle mamonos like holstaurs, yetis, and kikis, but even hellhounds and manticores, while too rough and wild for my personal taste, still deeply love and cherish their husbands more than life itself at the end of the day. Take Ushi-Onis for another example. Frankly, those raep machines scare me, but even they are known to take time away from snu-snu to do things like learn cooking skills, etc. to better please and take care of their husband.

Whether aggressive or submissive in nature, a mamono's love for her husband is genuine, enthusiastic, and steadfast. They will never betray, harm, or leave their husband, and woe be unto anyone that ever tries to hurt him. Divorce is an unknown concept to mamonos, and monogamy is strongly ingrained into them at a biological level (i.e. the whole "human mana/spirit energy" thing). Even a mamono like a bicorn, who is naturally inclined to share a husband in a mamono harem, will still only give her heart to the one man she takes as a husband.

One of the sayings around here is "the monster is on the outside". On the inside, you will often find a best friend, a loyal confidant, a supportive partner, and a wellspring of love and affection more pure and unconditional than many people will ever find on this side of Zipangu.

I get where you're coming from, OP. But what did you expect from a WAIFU board? To not talk about waifus?

>>320464

And any clue about the "Nightmares" the mc gets? mostly it looks like torment for the fun of it.

Update when?

>>320603

>Any clue about the nightmares

Evidently he's got hardcore PTSD from fighting in the war and being subsequently locked up in a maximum security prison. I'm sure writefag will explain the intricacies of Slavanon's trauma while Agnes gently heals him with her tender love because she is objectively the best girl in the whole damn story

Update f-forever ever

>>320653

>Agnes

Let's not bring that shit taste here in this thread.

>>321281

Slavnon/slavanon said that romance is going to be the main story, but everything along the line is going to be something else. Like a promise about the MC's brother, friends, and other character development.

iirc, there was a time he wanted to scrap parts of it because it was leading to /chaos/ with monster boys (specifically involve a part with male orcs.)

>>321281

>>Imagine if women were actually people---that's monstergirls.

>Please tell me you're meming, because I don't want to even begin telling you how stupid that is if you're being serious.

You're not from around here, are you?

>>321281

You could always make your own OC; it's never as fun being the critic than it is being the creator.

Being honest im trying to write a kaiju story for that poor thread, but work and school have drained my ability to pay attention and focus on writing.

>>321311

>You're not from around here, are you?

Well, I did say that I stayed around /monster/ for about a year, up until a few months ago. Doesn't mean I don't think there's some things I find stupid.

>>321319

I've heard that idea a few times, and while it is good in theory, it doesn't work well in practice. As you mention it yourself, you have a hard time finding the time to work on your story, and that's unfortunately the case for a lot of people, myself included. That, and even if I did finish the story, unless it is so fantastic that the other writefags would immediately try to emulate the direction I took with the characters, it's probably not going to have much impact, outside the reader going "huh, that was different," at most.

I'll stop ranting for now before I find myself on top of a soapbox.

>>320410 (OP)

I've been toying with the idea of a future-esque setting where the MC got fucked in some war and lost everything from the waist down and replaced it with cybernetics.

Awkward conversations with MGs that want his non-existent dick ensue. It'd be humorous in nature with some dark undertones.

If some other writefag wants to take this and run, go ahead. I'm probably going to forget about it in a month or so and never make anything out've it.

I agree to this.

I'd like to read about a story of mg mom and sisters helping Anon get the girl he likes, use the MG parts in the story like a dragon sister dropping anon off somewhere or a startups giving anon good recipes to mix.

And No sexual inbetween

>>320464

It works because he treats the MGs like regular women. Makes a more believable character. Plus it's not a self insert like many are

>>320410 (OP)

Yes, and you better get used to it because if you claim to want something different from basic bitch vanilla be prepared to be called a cuck directed to /chaos/.

>Muh header

Primordial autism will always represent the true soul of this board you niggers

>>323923

This.

so what board do I go to to see monstergirls without waifu-shit?

>>324667

/d/ or /chaos/, I guess.

>>324668

too sexual. I want to see everyday monstergirls/boys, not just cum dumps and waifus

>>324690

My guy come on…

>>324726

It was necessary. After all, if I had to bawl my eyes out the first time I read this, you should too.

>>324690

>>324726

>>324737

How do doctors IRL cope with this kind of guilt? And they likely see this shit on a daily basis….

>>324740

I'm related to a registered nurse. You have to numb yourself to it and never get too attached to people, but at the same time keep some semblance of humanity.

>>324741

I still imagine having to watch kids die must feel like shit every time.

>>324784

Yes, again it something you can get used to, it get scary when you start realizing it.

>>324740

I watched a blind and deaf man get hit by a car in my town once. Myself and another driver ran over to see if he was ok, he was pretty fucked up. Skull cracked open and both legs really fucked. The other guy called an ambulance and I tried to keep the guy from thrashing around and injuring himself. After a bit he just stopped and cried, holding my hand and tapping my arm. I kept telling him it was going to be ok.

He died on the road, /monster/, and I still think about him. I'm fairly certain the taps meant something, like how he talked, and I can't remember the sequence. It still fucks with me, I have no idea how people who deal with that type of stuff as a job.

>>324929

The first one is always the toughest. Not to sound edgy, it come from experience, something you don't hear often is the suicide rate among E.R staff including doctors, Bio-Recovery Specialist Technician(fancy way of saying crime scene clean up and recovery.) It always the first one that break a person in this jobs.

>>324625

had this idea too but never got around to it. would like to have the time(and booze) to do it

>>324933

Is like to say I'm lucky for being semi-sociopathic, but I really can't. I don't really care about other people and it has got me in trouble with my family. I'll help an old person who fell, but it's more because people would think I'm an ass for walking away rather that out of the goodness of my heart.

It's a whole other ball game for animals though. I'd cry if my dog died, I'd fucking kill a person who abuses animals and would actually feel better about myself and I'd comfort a dying dog.

I think it stems from the fact that dogs and shit don't understand certain things, like a dog could love a guy who beats them, or wait forever for the dude to come back to them even though they won't.

sage for blog post. Don't cut yourself on the edge.

>>324673

how does wanting to see monsters in a non-sexual non-waifu way make me a fag

>>345974

because this is the sexual-frustration board

>>345974

>Reviving a dead thread to respond to bait

>>345982

No wait, I just looked at what >>324673 was responding to. It's not reviving a dead thread to respond to bait, it's reviving a dead thread to create bait

>>324740

>How do doctors IRL cope with this kind of guilt?

They deal with 3DPD not cute pure mgs.

>>320410 (OP)

>that aren't directly include love or lust

W-what about just lust with no love?

>>346033

That's dangerous thinking around these parts, Anon.

But in all honestly, I have no waifu, so I definitely wouldn't turn down a at mamono looking for some adult fun, with respect and precautions, of course.

After that, if we can stay friends or attempt to make it work from there, I would.

>>346133

>fucking something with a cat or dead for its head

Hey, zombies aren't furries!

>>346136

My phone's autocomplete put dead instead of dog. Not that there isn't enough bait posters who would defend saying monster is furry even if you are posting necrogirls

>>346133

I don't understand your point. nobody from Tumblr is going to come here to see monstergirls

>>320653

>>320603

Update Forever ever.

F

>>347804

No, this isn't some off topic/derailing remark. It was a response to >>346256 comment on why tumblr is a problem.

>>346133 Yeah tumblr is like that.

>>347818

>that face

Jesus fucking Chirst I was not ready for that level of shit. Even the average turmblr "artist" is heads and shoulders above that shit.

>>347818

What have we done to deserve this.

>>347835

No but I think making tumblr shit against the rules would probably be a good idea.

>>347838

Wait….we can reverse it?

>>347838

Well we have to determine what is shit tier tumblr art. That could get out of hand similar to censorship and we got to be objective as possible

>>347842

But now it's exponential due to internet and the ability of any to get a program and make shit tier art and sharing it. This is the age of instant mass messaging. Back then it would be hard to get shit art around unless it's modern art, but now you can post it on tumblr without any troubles.

>>347843

Making attractive characters "realistic," Rudolf noses.

>>347818

>Thanks Seven Seas for removing the loli

You know, I wonder how this person even functions while reading the MGE

>>347896

I feel bad about not checking this thread when this was posted especially as the guy who requested it be made. It hurts me more than it hurts you.

Well since im on that topic, I'm a veterinarian, a group that also has high suicide rates. Ive euthanized… too many animals. But thankfully I'm able to dissociate myself from it or else I don't know how I'd survive. It can be draining though.

>>347934

Wait a while….and you'll get it, regardless if you wanted it in the first place. It's only a matter of time.

>>347818

Holy fuck, not even i'm that terrible at drawing.

>>348001

what am i looking at here

>>348028

I'm guessing something lewd with that catgirl.

Is there no depth to the depravaties that we will go to?

>>348033

Not even dubs can save your soul from this.

>>348035

Uh, crowanon is alive and just posted more crowgirl pics.

Pretty sure lewding the crow was why he left in the first place

>>347978

Someone hit her in the head with a cartoon mallet

>>347978

at least he knows how to make smooth lines

>>320410 (OP)

>monster girl related that aren't directly include love or lust

>Friendship

You mean like Lizardgirls?

>>348054

Don't because we don't want to take a chance. Even a little bit is enough to trigger a chain reaction

>>348054

Tell me there's no Kikimoras

SAY IT

What have I done

>>348174

>touching pure kikimora with his shit-tier art

СУКА БЛЯТЬ ИДИ НА ХУИ

>>347818

you got to be drawing for awhile before you're able to make lines like that

just saying ;-;

>>347818

Why is there a sausage covering every nose?

>>348174

>>348672

The worst part is that they’ve taken something beautiful - aesthetically and spiritually beautiful - and turned it ugly. Degraded it. Degenerated it. They can’t stand to see beauty so they have to make it match their own inner ugliness, or they can’t be at rest.

The Anubis is now a Jew-nosed abomination, her original lithe power perverted. The foxes’ grace has been erased - their bodies are rectangular now! - their faces made blocky, their noses grossly swollen. Look at the hellhound’s shoulders and see how they jut upwards in little spikes at either end in a callout to male morphology, but not in a way that suggests strength.

They’ve created something here which is not female but not male either. It doesn’t speak of an appreciation for the feminine but a spiteful jealousy of it. Look at the body structure and you realise that these aren’t monstergirls. They’re monstertrannies.

>>348424

>they're not even that bad at drawing but still makes everything look fucking hideous on purpose

The destruction of beauty and the degeneration of the aesthetic sense so that ugliness can no longer be distinguished is an instinct to these people. Just as a parasite in a body will hide from the immune system by chemical signals and other jamming methods that make them look like parts of the body, so too do these parasites seek to thrive by subverting the senses that allow us to distinguish them.

I honestly don't understand the big deal. yeah there's shit art out there, but unless you actively seek it out it doesn't really affect you.

the type of people who make art like this would probably be too triggered to ever post here, and you guys will be too disgusted to post over there. the potential exists for both groups to enjoy their own art and never see the other groups art. Unless your looking for art you hate that is.

basically it's unreasonable to expect every bit of monster girl art to be the type of monster girl art you like. Getting mad about it is pointless.

>>347818

this sort of proves my point

these degenerates won't come here, because they have Tumblr to pander to their horrible taste

>>348752

>>348753

>preaching tolerance for spiritual ugliness

We wouldn’t be h8chan if we didn’t reach for the gas lever over things like this.

>>348754

Fair point

>>347818

>Click on the "about your (((gracious host)))" section

>dude ✖ gay ✖ JEWISH ✖ he/him

A year or so ago, I would have been surprised, but I expect it now.

>>348812

>JEWISH

Huh, there you go. Didn’t notice that detail although I had a feeling they were.

>>348832

I really wanted to write:

"You know, we're overreacting, this fag has a weird style that kinda makes me think of The Wind Waker's official art. It's just very inappropriate for our kind of magical realm, like, I could see similar illustrations in a cheap book for children."

But then, I saw the Elves' faces.

And I heard my hopes shatter.

>>348852

That fag anit looking for chubby. He's looking for a fat bitch to cuck him

>>348831

>Not being able to draw noses for shit

>Just turning it into your "artstyle" instead of trying to improve

What a fucking waste

>>348833

STOP SPREADING THIS SHIT. YOU CANT PUT IT BACK IN ONCE YOU'VE OPENED THE BOX ANON

>>348833

The most misogynist "art" i have ever seen.

>>348919

So it's not that he doesn't know how to draw a nose, it's just that he doesn't want to?

>tfw seeing all this crap makes me afraid of starting drawing for fear I will also make crap

>>348947

Don’t worry Anon, as long as you are not Jewish and striving towards the creation and amplification of beauty then even your crap stages will produce naive glimmers of cuteness or grace.

>>348949

The first time I tried to draw something person-like in a decade was >>339839

>>348947

he is intentionally doing it due to his political leanings >>348852 is the most blatant. You can't be able to make lines that smooth, and not have drawn long enough to now know how to draw

t. some fag that has been trying to get gud at drawing for a few months now

>>348852

hakutaku would probably know how to keep the weight off.

what is this nigga thinking?

>>348925

so wait. he improved? is there a happy ending to this story?

>>348833

>the matango is the only one in that last image that looks decent

THIS MOTHER FUCKER

>>348964

hes still a gay jew college graduate

>>348988

There's joke art for the shits n' giggles, but the art he did is a deliberate middle finger to monstergirls.

>Osumatsu-san siblings shitting themselves

Why would you even consider going deeper into the-account? This just proves his degeneracy even more? What other fetishes does he have?

>>348988

Jews truly deserve everlasting suffering.

>>349007

Agreed

>>348752

>I honestly don't understand the big deal. yeah there's shit art out there, but unless you actively seek it out it doesn't really affect you.

All the jews need to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

>>349018

If triumphing in this case is defined by shit art existing on a blog I would have never seen had I not glanced at a single thread on /monster/ then the Jews can win this one for all I care.

>>349036

Triumph is for the “art” to go without criticism, allowing it to fester and possibly grow from the garbage heap that is tumblr, and the more there is, the more likely it is to be accepted and seen.

>>349036

It's about controlling culture. When the public perception is so twisted that ugly is beautiful, and beautiful is evil, then they have won as much as when they made nearly everyone believe that lies like the holocaust are truth.

it's a slipperly slope. look at trannies in the military and other "tolerance" for chosen special-right groups.

>>349038

What the fuck do you think we're going to do to him? We're on the internet. The best thing to do is ignore it. By even discussing it you're giving it oxygen. Actually distributing his work is the most powerful endorsement you can give, even if you leaven it with a "look how shitty this is!"

>>349044

>The best thing to do is ignore it.

The best thing is to bully.

>>349046

>"lol your art is fucking shit faggot, 8chan woz here"

Bad publicity > no publicity. We don't need to be attracting attention from fucking tumblr of all places.

>>349048

Someone's going to be dumb enough.

>>349047

>>349044

exactly. This thread is giving more attention to this 'art' then it has received in years.

>>349048

>"Was bringing Tumblr here part of your plan?"

>>349048

>>349049

Wht not just do the smart thing and say 4chan wuz here instead. One of us will have to post a thread on cuckchan though, who's got nothing to lose?

>>349057

>giving the ""artist"" (You)s

>getting 4cuck involved in any way

Yeah man let's organise a sick raid for teh ultra lulz XDDD

wow this thread really went off-topic

>>349057

Cuckchan is a bad idea though, mostly because some retarded tumblrites browsing it will see it and probably garner the fag more fans.

Isn’t there a way you can just anonymously message over tumblr?

>>349062

yes, but the owner of the blog is able to disable that option

>>349038

>>349046

nobody should care about tumblr you fucking spergs, take this reddit raid shit back to 4cuck.

>>349066

>if you ignore them, they'll go away

worked really well for the western world, hm?

what the googly eyed fuck has happened in here. This is a fucking horror show

>>350755

That's what happens when you forsake the waifu.

>>351062

commie pigs are even worse than i thought. hope every single one of them dies painfully from metastized pancreas cancer.

This thread shows the reason i don't hang around here, not even lurk in a nutshell

Along with

>Expecting to fuck actual monsters

>Gets girls with non-human implants around her body

>You can only self-insert as the shota or as the woman/girl in monster (girl) games, adult men seems to don't exist at all

Probably they get killed when they grow up because adult men don't deserve to exist in the universe where humanity have sex with monster(girl)s

>>351778

>This thread shows the reason i don't hang around here,

But you still obsessively shitpost here.

>>351062

You ass holes posted something that legit made me angry. Congratulations and fuck communists.

>>348988

I wanted to get away from my politics on /monster/ I wanted to be peaceful and enjoy my imaginary utopia.

I will never be free. I will never be left alone

When I see these hideous Tumblr abominations my head-canon automatically kicks in and ID's them all as Alps based upon whichever monster girl it most closely resembles.

Makes things much easier, the ugly self haters becoming ugly abominations on the day of the rape keeps me happy and means I will never accidentally an alp as they will be easy to spot a mile off.

Still, this thread kills me a little inside knowing that they're starting to try and turn monster into some sort of political argument instead of a place I can escape to when I need to forget how badly 3DPD has ruined my life.

>>353492

Thanks m8, your a real human bean

>>349046

That is the worst fucking thing you can do! DO NOT give this faggot any sort of light he's popular!

>>348174

I spit my drink out when i saw that anubis. She looks like she smelled something bad kek.

>>353705

>>353718

What was it?

>>353752

SOME THINGS ARE BEST LEFT BURIED

>>347818

is this bait? I hope you're just pretending to be a moron

>>353835

Is what bait?

>>353847

This is a gay ass meme.

>>353847

Shit meme mate

Reminder that anyone who spreads around shitty memes deserves to have their hands cut off, their vocal cords removed, and their eyes burned out with a blowtorch.

Sage for off-topic. Although with how this shitty thread is going, it went off topic ages ago.