/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>318402 (OP)

>Managed to make a shitpost before op made a comic panel

>I'm the captain now

"Come on, Val. Don't be rude to the guy, he looks like he just escaped from New York!" Cathy protested, nudging Tabitha. Whether or not that was the alcohol talking, she didn't know but, for some reason she couldn't help but feel interested in what he had to say. Besides, these two were pretty strong, it's not like this guy would stand a chance in a fight. The two of them gave her a look that might have scared her had she not had a few White Russians already. Tabitha let out a deep sigh, "Fine. But you better be telling the truth. What's this offer of yours?" She asked, glaring at him.

"Well, see, all I really want is to spend the rest of the night with some good company, have a few drinks, talk, maybe exchange numbers afterwards," He said, slipping his shades down his nose to look at Tabitha. Cathy could feel Tabitha shuddering a little. "Of course, I'll still tell you either way. I really want to help you guys out, so may I?" He asked, gesturing toward the seat. After a moment of Val's grumbling and Tabitha doing what Cathy could only see as sniffing the air, the two exchanged a look. "Fine, take a seat," Val said. "On one condition, don't try anything stupid."

"Sounds good," he said taking a seat next to her. "So, where should I star? Ah, I know! Did I mention I had a run in with these guys?"

"You did," Val muttered.

"Well that's not all, see, I can describe them to ya and tell ya all the places I've run into them." He said, smiling. That seemed to get Val and Tabitha's attention. "What? Where?" Both asked, leaning forward.

"Well, one of them is under the bridge at Riverside, the other two are in town." He explained.

The situation seemed to be getting serious again, Cathy had better

A. Sober up, even just a little.

B. Ask a question (Write your questions)

C. Ask the guy his name.

D. You're fine, you're only a little buzzed.

>>318407

<Mutiny! Sorry it took so long, though.

>>318402 (OP)

>please archive my dumb ass and I'll love you

https://archive.is/fwXNz

no homo

>>318407

>in cathy's ass

>light hits cathy

>she turns into stone, and you turn into King Arthur

>>318407

Congrats! You got yourself first post. What's the next step in your master plan?

>>318408

B for Bane?

"So, do you know who's in charge of this operation? Big guy, strong looking, wears a mask?" Val asked begrudgingly. The man shook his head, "I'm pretty sure I saw a large woman wearing some weird demonic mask. I wouldn't say they're in charge, though, more like the muscle. Long, black hair, I think she had a horn or two? Didn't talk a whole lot." Val quickly whipped out her phone and began typing, probably writing details down, Cathy figured. Maybe she was cross checking his info with the other incidents?

"What kinda mask?" She asked. "Oh, like one of those Chinese lookin things, white with red marks and big horns and teeth, real nasty looking." The man replied. "Were there any others?" Val continued questioning, ready to type. "Oh, sure, there was that really short one, he did most of the talking."

"How did you come into contact with these people?" Asked Tabitha. "Rotten luck, sweetheart. I was talking to some girls at a bar, pretty much like tonight and just having the worst time of it. Then these guys catch me on my way out. They were calling themselves 'Cupid' and told me if I wanted to really get a girl to fall in love that I should buy their crap." Explained the man.

"Did you?" Val asked, looking up from her phone. "Of course not! They looked real sketchy, so I got the hell out of there! Besides, what kind of man needs a love potion to make a girl fall for him?"

Cathy leaned on the table with a dumb smile, "I think that's really cool of you, whatsyername." She said, pointing at him. "Name's Coop." He replied, "Thanks, girliegoyle."

"See, isn't that cool, Tabitha?" Cathy said, looking at the musclecat.

"It's amazing," Replied Tabitha, her words seeping with sarcasm. "So you ran into the same guys multiple times?"

"No, the other place was an alley behind that club, I think it's called The Cherry Pit?" Said Coop. "I'm familiar with it." Val responded. Both Tabitha and Cathy gave her a quizzical look. "What? It was work related." She said indignantly.

"That's not helping." Cathy teased. "Whatever, so what happened at the club?" Val said, flustered. "I didn't get a real good look at the two Cupids, pretty sure they weren't the same two, but they seemed to be handing money to one of the girls from the club."

This was certainly something, Cathy thought, they went to nearly no info to a good lead here, right?

"What about under the bridge. You said you ran into them there. How?" Val pressed, diligently typing away. She seemed like a completely different person now, less bit-… rude, Cathy thought.

"Well it's kind of embarrassing but I guess I may have pissed them off when I ran away… see, they handed me the bottle of the stuff when we first met and I kind of threw it at the big one when I ran away." Coop explained. Cathy couldn't help but imagine the big woman forcing herself on the little guy. It gave her a dumb smile, serves them right. "So I ran home to my little shack under the bridge. I guess they figured out where I live, 'cause they kind of set it on fire… and here I am, still in one piece!" He said, patting his chest with half a smile. Cathy couldn't tell if Coop was bragging or checking to see if he really was still here. "Why didn't you go to the police?" Asked Val. Tabitha sighed, "probably because someone claimed he was harassing them."

Coop shrugged, "Can't a guy just talk to a girl anymore?"

A. Ask the last few questions you have. (Write 'em out!)

B. Offer to get him a place to stay, like a hotel room. He's homeless!

C. Go home Cathy, you're drunk!

Timeskip option

D. You pass out and the others take you home.

>>318495

<Be a good boyim and shut it.

>>318519

>Big guy, strong looking, wears a mask?

>The man shook his head, "I'm pretty sure I saw a large woman

dropped

A - "so you lived in a shake, under a bridge? is that even legal?"

>>318519

I have two questions.

1. Why does Coop look like Vinny from Vinesauce?

2. Why does Coop live under a bridge and which restaurant sink does he use to bathe?

>>318628

>ywn be a vagrant picking up hot monster chicks in random bars

>>318519

>"Why didn't you go to the police?" Asked Val.

> Tabitha sighed, "probably because someone claimed he was harassing them."

Cathy drunkenly asks "Did you harass Tabitha?!"

Could explain their initial hostility.

> Ask to test witness integrity by asking them to confirm false information.

> Jokingly use baneposting reference to last thread.

> Oni Bane is now canon.

> There will be pictures.

> Maybe lewds.

> Maybe even callbacks to the time when, overcome with Love Spice, she raped her small, brainy partner in the alley behind a strip club.

> mfw

"So wait… you lived inna shack unnera bridge?" Cathy asked, clearly drunk now. "An' ya harassed peeple? Why'd ya doit, Coop? Were you harassin' Tabby?" She said, attempting to stand up in the booth, only to fall back down on her butt. "Cathy, I think you've had too much." Tabitha said, putting a hand on her shoulder to steady her. "What is she, a lightweight? She only had two White Russians." Val said, leaning on the palm of her hand.

"Thas the most action I've ever gotten in my life!' Cathy shouted, fighting her drunken stupor. "Two White Russians! That could be porn. It'd star a kikimora girl takin' it from both sides!" She said, slumping over in the booth. "Alright, I think that's enough for one night. C'mon Cathy, we're going home." Said Tabitha, pulling the gargoyle back up.

"Hey erryone, I think I should maybe probably go home now…" Replied Cathy. She tried to stand up only to collapse back down on the table. Miraculously she somehow missed both the drinks and food. "Up ya go, Cathy, come on!" Tabitha said, hoisting her up onto her shoulders. "I guess we'll see ya around, Val." She said, heading for the front to pay.

"Wow, that just happened." Val said, dumbfounded. "See ya around, Cathy, you crazy girl. Hey maybe next time you can be my wingman!" Coop called after them with a smile. Cathy's ears perked up and her tail began to lazily wag at the words. Wingman, probably the only word that she'd remember tonight. As Coop stood up, Val cleared her throat. "Hey, look, I'm sorry about earlier."

"It's cool. I've been called worse, although I think that's the first time I've been called a Corey Hart wannabe. What are ya like 40?" Coop teased.

"Shut it. So do you need a ride somewhere? I could get ya a hotel or something for a night so you can figure things out." Val offered, genuine concern in her voice. "No need, I've been doin' just fine on my own. Besides, what kind of man takes handouts from a lady?"

As Tabitha arrived at Cathy's apartment building, she let out a sigh. "What the hell is going on around here…" Cathy had somehow managed to fall sleep on her back, her head resting on Tabitha's shoulder. Dumb girl, she could have really gotten into trouble had she been with the wrong crowd. She should know better. She… she's making all the same mistakes I use to, Tabitha thought. She ascended the stairs carefully, keeping balance so she didn't lose Cathy on the way up. Soon enough they were at Cathy's Apartment. Tabitha reached into one of her pockets to pull out Cathy's keys she had taken before leaving Holstein.

"Alright Cathy," She said, entering in the apartment, "time to get to bed." Cathy groaned, but didn't budge. Tabby placed her carefully down on the bed and stood upright, a little proud of herself for getting Cathy home with hardly any incident. Although how Val thought of Cathy was iffy, and that Coop guy… well, he's a problem for another time. As Tabby looked around the room she noticed a few things. The entire place had no real way for light to come in. She had heavy blinds on the only two windows in the apartment, the only light coming from her computer which was left on a particular website.

Maybe she was sensitive to sunlight? Maybe she's just a recluse? She didn't really act like one, though…

Character control unlocked: Tabitha!

A. You should totally check her computer. The shitcat in you demands it.

B. You should just go home, Cathy'll be fine here by herself.

C. You should probably stay the night to make sure Cathy is okay… you're worried about her.

D. Draw on her face, the little twerp deserves it for that little show she put on at the end.

>>318544

>not wanting Monstergirl Bane-ette waifu

>>318682

<This guy gets it.

>>318630

<First Blood is now a bunch of corrupt monstergirl cops trying to rape a vagrant who was just passing through, first blood being the first monstergirl he loves intimately, putting a baby in each of their guts afterwards.

>>318712

> D, C, A in that order

I demand you draw the Pelinal Whitestrake on her face to ward off any elves that are around

>Making it this easy for me

Tabitha decided it would be best for her to stay and make sure Cathy would be alright. She pulled the covers over her, smiling when Cathy grumbled something about the next day of work. It was a good thing they were off tomorrow. Despite only having two shots Cathy somehow managed to get hammered, so she'll probably have a bad hangover tomorrow. In a spur of the moment, Tabitha decided to doodle something on Cathy's forehead. She wasn't exactly sure what it was, but she thought it would look funny. Satisfied, she stood back from the bed. "There. Try to get some sleep, dummy." She said.

She looked back at the room. It was kind of bare, missing things like pictures and other kinds of decor. Really all Cathy had hanging on her wall was that weird poster above her bed that simply read 'Notorio,' whatever the hell that was. Some band? A movie? Seriously, what the hell? She needed to spruce up the place.

Whatever, she should focus on getting some rest now - but… that computer was still on. It had been a while since she had been on one with work and life going on. Besides, her curiosity was getting the better of her. Just what kind of stuff was Cathy into? What kind of shit could Tabby tease her over? She sat down at the computer, pulling out the keyboard with a shit eating grin.

A. Check out this /human/ site that she left up on the first tab, you're vaguely familiar with it.

B. Check her browser history, there's bound to be some real shit in there.

C. Change her desktop background to something shocking, like porn or something creepy. Or creepy porn? Maybe she doesn't like spider people.

D. Open the blinds and let the sun in when morning comes. Girl needs some sunlight.

E. Try something else (Write out what you would do, Anons)

>>318770

As tempting as C sounds, I have to second this.

>>318762

>Notorio

>NoToRio

>NTR

OP you better not be thinking about what I think your thinking about. Ya hear?

>A

Fill her browser history full of consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and hand holding

>>318762

You know, I could never tell if Tabitha was a faggot cat or a jinko.

A and E, do B and see that you BFF really did watch Man's Best Friend so you find more nice romantic stuff and and leave a recommendation for Cathy.

>>318784

>He doesn't see the obvious even when it hits him

>ofw we find out OP is a Cuban-American

Looking at the monitor, Tabitha quickly noticed a window up on the top. It simply read /human/, something she has seen once or twice browsing the internet maybe a year ago or so. Let’s see what Cathy does here, she though as she clicked open another /human/ tab labeled confessions Cathy had left open.

After reading some of the posts, Tabitha had to stifle a giggle or two at some of the comments. Just what the hell is this site, she wondered. Was this the kind of shit Cathy found funny? Admittedly the kind of absurd things people posted were actually humorous, especially the ones the self identified “faggotcats” posted about teasing men or their boyfriends or other posters. It made Tabby want to participate. Then she wasn’t sure which posts were Cathy’s until she read about meeting someone at the gym. That had to be hers, right? After reading more it was definitely her, she even talked about getting drugged with the Love Spice. Despite all that had happened to her it seemed she still wanted to trust that Alex guy, for whatever reason. Tabitha wasn’t sure what to think of it. Might as well read the replies, she thought.

Most of them were pretty basic responses, some faggot cats making fun of her and a few who support her. There was one or two posters telling her that she shouldn’t trust him and some conspiracy about danukis running this drug trade or something like that with some weird racist depiction of a danuki. It made Tabby laugh.

“Wha- Tabitha… OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” Cathy shouted, her head shooting up from the bed.

“Oh, good morning sunshine! I was just checkin’ to see what kind of porn you were watching,” Tabitha lied, quickly pulling up Cathy’s browser history to cover /human/. “Let’s see here, oh good, you watched Man’s Best Friend, i should tell Val! Totally one of her favorites, oooh what’s this one here? ‘Cat got your tongue?’ What’s that one? ‘One Eyed Snake Tamer?’ Is that like taming a one eyed snake or does the tamer have one eye? Is it both?”

Cathy couldn’t even begin to answer, her face was beat red, she stammered and stuttering her words in one big mess.

“Oh! Bondage King! Light domination, Cathy you perv! I thought you were a good girl! OH, OH, is that… Semen Demon 4?” Tabitha turned to Cathy with both thumbs up, "Niiiiiice." Cathy began to pout, turning away from Tabitha and hiding under the covers. "Go away." She said in a huff. She must be pretty upset, not to mention hung over.

A. Tell her to relax, you were just messing with her, you're not gonna tell anyone. Besides, you did carry her drunk ass home, she's earned some teasing.

B. Change the subject, come clean about browsing /human/ and ask her why she's so trusting of Alex.

C. Maybe it's time to go home, it's been a long day and you've bugged Cathy enough.

D. Sleepover! Wrap Cathy up like a burrito in her blanket and hug her like a Teddybear.

>>319015

A & D

>>319015

>OP forgot

>Araki forgot

>OP=Araki

A and D. Tell Cathy to stop being such a sourpuss and move over so we can share the bed.

<Shortpost tonight, sorry

"Oh, relax, Miss Whetstones, I was only playin'. It's not like I'll tell anyone about it, we're partners in crime!" Tabitha said, shaking Cathy by the shoulder. "Besides, you've earned some teasing after I dragged your ass home, on my back no less."

"Well I'm sorry," Cathy retorted, wrapping her blanket over herself. "Ohhh, don't be like that. Skooch over." Tabitha said, lying down next to her. "What are you doing?" Asked Cathy, clearly annoyed. "I just thought I'd give ya a big ole hug, c'mere!" Replied Tabitha, grabbing the blankets and rolling Cathy up like a burrito. The little gargoyle couldn't help but squeal from the dizzying 'torture.'

"You better hope I don't barf on you!" She threatened. "It's fine, I'll just make sure you're facing that way." Replied Tabitha.

A. "Goodnight, Cathy."

B. Double down on teasing her, let's talk /human/. What kind of shit does she do on there?

C. Triple down on teasing, pretend to be lesbian.

D. QUADRUPLE DOWN, draw on her face more WHILE SHE'S AWAKE YOU FAGGOTCAT.

>>319073

<Quiet, Mephala probably stole it or something for some future plot.

>>318784

<Also, forgot to reply to this, I will die before I advocate for NTR.

>>318795

<lol no, my heritage is German which isn't much better nowadays.

>>319092

>I will die before I advocate for NTR

>>319092

>you will never fall asleep while a big catgirl hugs you

I'd say a little of C JUST A LITTLE DAMMIT then A

>I will die before I advocate for NTR

That's my OP

"So, while I was browsing your porn, I came across a certain website that you left open. What's this /human/ thing?" Asked Tabitha, getting closer to Cathy, who was still fidgeting in her fabric fajita. "It's just a site that… people like to post anonymously on." Cathy tried her best to explain as simply as possible. "So what, you guys just talk about humans or something? Like what do you guys talk about?" Tabby prodded.

"N-nothing! I mean some people like to talk about their experiences with humans, and seeing how we live in a part of town that's mostly monsters… I thought I'd see what other people thought of 'em is all." Cathy responded.

"What, like human guys? Are you curious about human guys, Cathy?"

"No… maybe…"

"'Cause I had you pegged for a lesbian." Tabitha lied again. "WHAT?" Cathy shouted, losing all composure. "Nonono!" She panicked, struggling in vain.

She only struggled harder as Tabitha leaned closer to her ear and whispered, "you adorable little faggot." She then rolled over and began laughing hysterically. "Oh man, you should have seen the look on your face. You thought I was comin' on to you!" It took a moment or two for her laughter to drift off as she realized just how awful what she just did was. "Hey… I'm uh, sorry…" Tabitha said, beginning to unbind Cathy.

Character swap: Cathy!

A. Projectile vomit on Tabitha. You warned her and she had that shit comin'!

B. You fall back to sleep and wake up in the afternoon.

C. You crave meat now. Go look in the fridge.

D. Talk about maybe going to check out that club Coop was talking about.

>>319094

>>319145

<pic related

>>319155

>mfw I have nothing better to do than shitpost and play payday 2

Let's go with B no point staying up all night, unless we're shitposting that is.

>>319092

>I will die before I advocate for NTR

>>319155

>fabric fajita

>>319155

C.

Tabitha should probably also take this opportunity sincerely apologize and bring up "why she's [Cathy's] so trusting of Alex" in the context of "making all the same mistakes I [Tabitha] used to". She has more faggotcat in her than you'd expect for a Jinko, but she seems to really care deep down.

<ICEBERG POST AHEAD, INCOMING DOUBLEPOST

Cathy shoved Tabitha off herself, throwing the blanket in her face, "So I'm interested in human guys, isn't everyone nowadays? When did that become a problem?" She said, jumping out of bed and walking to her kitchenette. Taking her shirt off, she wiped sweat from her face and tossed it at the hall closet. "It's not a problem, Cathy, most people are okay with it. It's just that there's this whole stigma with humans about being with monsters like us. There're still a lot of them who think we're… uh…" Tabitha explained. "What? That we're all rapists? It's been over a century since the Gate opened, monsters have completely integrated into society now. I don't understand what the big deal is." Replied Cathy. She opened her fridge and began looking through it for something to eat. Her belly was rumbling now, and she needed some MEAT damnit! There was probably some cold cuts in the one of the drawers or something.

"Yeah, that's true. But you know, humans haven't forgotten what the monsters did to them back then. We were kind of homewreckers when the Gate opened. Some of us still are." Said Tabitha. "What about all the people that were happy? My great grandparents met that day!" Cathy answered, "Oh, there it is." She said to herself, pulling out a bag of sliced turkey. "Cathy, all I'm saying is to be careful of who you go out with. I don't want to see someone make the same mistakes I did." Tabitha said. "What mistakes…?" Replied Cathy. "Er… well… just be sure the guys you want to go out with are really who they say they are."

"Are you talking about Alex? Look, I don't even know if I like him like that. I just don't think he has it in him to be part of this Cupid thing is all." Cathy said, producing a paper play from her cupboard. She glanced at Tabitha who was giving her a look of disbelief. "Alright, alright, I get it. I appreciate you worrying about me, but come on, I have two parents already."

"Then let's pretend I'm your big sister." Replied Tabitha. "Oh, so you're into incest, now?" Cathy quipped. "Hey, I said I was sorry. It was just a bad joke. Trust me, I like dick." Tabitha said, shrugging. "You didn't seem to like dick when we met Coop." Replied Cathy. "Oh, stop." Tabby shook her head. "So what mistake did you make? You owe me that." Cathy demanded. "Alright fine. So I was together with this guy for months, we were really good together, emotionally, physically, all that. Months turned into a year, maybe a little longer and he proposed to me." Tabitha took a deep breath and sighed. "We had sex, then his wife walked in on us. After everything, the guy simply threw me under the bus. He lied to me, and he lied to his wife. That Coop guy kind of reminded me of him."

Cathy felt her heart sink, turning away from Tabitha "I'm sorry… I uh." As she turned she could feel her stomach rumbling even more.

"Oh… oh God." Cathy said, clutching her belly. All at once, she felt her entire body lock up, all of her muscles straining as the acidic fluids erupted out of her mouth, shooting out onto the tiled floor of her kitchenette. Bits of food and bile splattered a good two feet away from her. "Wow, didn't think I was that bad at storytelling." Tabitha remarked, a smile slowly creeping up on her lips again.

<so how about that downtime, eh?

"Yeah… that's what I think of your story you damn cat-Hurgh!" Cathy locked up again, more vomit shooting out of her uncontrollably. The thought of hitting Tabitha with it passed through Cathy's head almost as fast as the emesis had through her throat. "Jesus, it's a good thing we're off tonight. I'm never letting you drink again." Tabitha said, "Where are your towels?" Cathy pointed at the hall closet, resting over her sink in case more chunks decided to flow.

She was beginning to feel a little better now. "Listen, Tabitha… we're going to that club today." Cathy said, turning on the faucet to spit. Tabitha didn't respond, she just began wiping up the bile. "We're gonna figure out what Cupid's plan with this Love Spice crap is and stop them." Tabitha nodded, "I hear you. I feel the same way, but we have to be smart about this. Val wouldn't want us to get involved in the investigation."

"I'm feeling pretty involved already." Cathy insisted.

"I get it. Really, and I agree. We'll go to the club, have a look around and leave before we get into trouble. Now I think it might be a good idea to get some sleep, alright?"

Cathy nodded, wiping the filth from her mouth.

After cleaning up, the two of decided they'd share the bed. Cathy had an extra large pillow stored away in her closet, suggesting they could use it tonight. It wasn't long before the both of them had fallen asleep. Cathy felt a at ease despite everything that had happened. She chalked it up to that feeling of fondness she had grown for Tabitha, like she really was some kind of big sister to her. Day came and soon afternoon followed. Alright, Cathy, it's time to get up, she told herself. When she rolled over, she saw that Tabitha was still fast asleep, sprawled out on her belly with a little drool coming out of her mouth.

A. Take your shower first, let Tabitha sleep a little longer.

B. Wake that faggotcat up, she should shower first. Blow on her ears, cats HATE that shit. Or so you've heard.

C. Draw on HER face. Scribble some dicks on her cheeks like whiskers.

D. Breakfast? Breakfast. You still have that unopened box of Boo Berries, hell yeah!

>>319177

<Pic related. I actually did draw it but I forgot to save over the old png so fuck me sideways. Love the shoops tho so no regrets.

>>319230

<I guess the way I see it is all these cat ladies have a little bit of faggotcat in them. Some more than others. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this.

>>319294

>A

>C

Take a shower, as quietly as you can, you smell like faggotcat, don't forget to brush your teeth, your breath smells like puke.

Draw a psi symbol on her face. So when she walks home and passes by any undead or demons they start to panic

I feel like I had to make this edit

It was time to get a little revenge. Cathy got up slowly from the bed and found the sharpie pen on her desk, deciding quickly to doodle on Tabitha's face. She thought to play connect the dots with Tabby's freckles, drawing a crude dong on her cheek and writing 'I like dicks' on the other. It wasn't enough, she needed something else. Cathy scribbled while she thought of what to do next. It was surprising that Tabitha had not woken up yet after messing with her so much. When Cathy looked back, she noticed somehow she had drawn this strange symbol on Tabitha's face. Well, whatever, if she's not gonna wake up, then you'll take your shower first.

Cathy made sure to do some extra scrubbing and wash her mouth out two or three times with listerine. She needed to burn out that taste at any cost. After putting on some clean clothes, Cathy made her way into the kitchenette and looked in her cupboard. "Oh sweet, Boo Berries!" She said, pulling out the box and pouring a bowl.

"Hey, save some for me!" Tabitha said as she slowly rising from the bed, rubbing her eyes. Cathy covered her mouth trying not to giggle at her masterpiece. "Alright, I'll leave the box out." As Cathy took the first bite of her cereal, Tabitha gasped. "What the hell, are you eating cereal without milk? You monster."

"Go get a shower you jockstrap jinko!" Cathy shouted, walking over to her desk to browse the internet while she ate.

A. Talk about your plan to go to the club, you're not sure how to dress or act since you've never been.

B. Wait, did Tabitha bring any extra clothes? Holy crap you need to find something for her to wear, you don't really want to see her walking around naked.

C. Environmental choice: Tabitha gives you her keys and asks you to go get some clothes from her house.

D. Timeskip! Cathy and Tabitha find themselves at the club entrance at night.

>>319439

Ok, it's either C for payback or B for super tight clothes.

WAT DO

B all the way

>>319439

>Wanting a Jinko to use your shower

>Wanting your drain to be clogged up by orange pubic hair

>C

Let's go to Tabitha's house and find her stash of catnip then sell it to some other faggotcat for some dosh

Boo Berry ghost looks like she's high af

>>319461

That's one hell of a punchline, didn't expect.

>>319439

>big girl Tabitha squeezing into Cathy's comically undersized clothes

B

“Uh, Cathy…?” Tabitha called out from the shower. “Yeah?” Replied Cathy. “I seem to have forgotten something.” The door to the bathroom cracked open, Tabitha doing her best to peek out without exposing herself. “I didn’t bring any clothes. You uh… got any i could borrow?” She asked, wiping her wet red hair from her eyes. Cathy squinted at her for a moment, Tabitha smiling meekly before shutting the door. “I’ll see what I got, doubt any of it will fit those atomic tits, though!” Cathy shouted at the door. She finished up her bowl and began to rummage in her dresser. Most of her clothes were pretty average, t-shirts, a tube top, some spaghetti string blouses. She took what she had and spread them across her bed, then went back to see what kind of bottoms she would have. She had one clean pair of bike shorts but she wasn’t sure if the elastic on them would even stretch wide enough for someone as big as Tabby. Maybe that one dress she got that was a little too big for her tastes? It would probably still be too short for that damn cat. Not to mention even she knew that Tabitha’s sneakers wouldn’t go with it. Although she did have a pair of slip-ons she could wear herself. Ultimately, she could force Tabitha to wear whatever she gave her as payback for last night’s… joke.

Looking at all the outfits on her bed there only seemed to be three things worth giving her. She tried to imagine what she or Tabby would look like in them. There was a white tee she had that had ‘Skim Milk’ written on the chest with the bike shorts. It would probably be good for a giggle.

There was the black dress, it would look a little more convincing for clubbing, probably. It might only go down to her thighs though but hey, you’ve seen worse.

Finally there was a cute low cut black blouse. It would probably emphasize her big dumb breasts the most, although the only thing that would likely go with it is the dark gray sweat pants. It’s the only thing she really had that would go with it. They could all work in theory, and aside from the dress the tail holes were elastic as well so they should all fit snugly. Maybe a little too snugly… oh well. Now all Cathy had to do was choose an outfit for both Tabby and herself.

Obviously you both can’t wear the same outfit so you should choose what Tabitha will wear, then what you want to wear. (Example: Tabitha A, Cathy B)

A. The first outfit, it's somewhat casual but still a little revealing. The sweat pants might be a little more comfy, too, although admittedly kind of weird. That’s pretty much all she has that will fit both her and Tabby though.

B. The second outfit, maybe go for something normal, ‘low key.’ No need to attract too much attention… said the wingless gargoyle and the 6’2” Tiger woman.

C. The third outfit, One of you should flaunt it, that way one can keep people’s attention while the other looks for clues or info, oh man it’s like we’re spies!

D. Mix and match, maybe you can think of something else? (Include what has been listed, you may add one item unlisted such as an accessory that Cathy might own.)

Tabitha D, sweat pants and skim milk tee for ultimate high fashion look

Cathy C, flaunt y'self

>>319715

>atomic tits

>emphasize those big dumb breasts

>those pics

STOP IT

Tabitha C, Cathy A

>>319715

So I'll take it Tabitha doesn't care we drew a dick on her face?

I don't care what we wear chances are we probably gonna meet Coop again and hear about the time he beat up an ushi-oni with nothing but a paperclip and elastic from his underwear

>>319730

>Get-a-loadofthisguycam.jpg

"I wonder if I'd look cute in this black dress…" Cathy said to herself, "Yeah right… but still." She picked it up and thought about whether or not she should wear it to the club. "Whacha got there? Is that what I'm gonna wear?" Tabitha asked from behind Cathy. The musclecat nearly made her jump out of her skin, she didn't even hear her open the door or walk up behind her. Damn cat. Tabby snatched the black dress from her hands, admiring it for a moment before smiling at Cathy. "I'll try not to ruin it." She said before disappearing back into the bathroom. Cathy sighed, well it looks like the only other outfit worth wearing is the black blouse and sweat pants. She changed quickly and waited for Tabitha to come out.

When the door opened she came sliding out on her feet, doing her best to look the part of a club goer. The dress was a little tight on her, somewhat form fitting but she looked good in it, which made Cathy even more envious of her figure. Here she was next to this woman with a statuesque body, and she looked like some modest girl fresh out of college, which, by all accounts she was.

"Hey, you come around here often, cutie?" Tabby joked. "Alright, alright, let's go." Cathy said, shoving Tabitha towards the door.

The two of them arrived at the club Coop had told them about. On the side of the front door was a neon sign with the words 'The Cherry Pit' lit up in reds, violets and teals. In front of the door was a large man wearing a shirt that simply read 'security,' a line of people in front of him waiting to get in, ranging from all sorts of monster women to human men as well as the odd human woman here and there.

"So what's the plan…?" Cathy asked, stepping into line. "I thought you were the one with a plan." Replied Tabitha. "Whatever, we'll think of something, let's just get in for now."

"H-how do we get in…?" The question came out before Cathy could think. Tabitha stifled a laugh and wrapped an arm around her, "Just stick close to me, I'll get us in."

She made it look easy, all they did was step up to the bouncer, she hugged Cathy closer to her and smiled at him and he waved them in. Did… did he just mistake them for a couple? Whatever, they were in the club now and that's all that matters. Inside the club was dark, the neon lights focusing on certain areas of the floor ranging from reds and blues to orange and pink. The music was loud, so loud that she could barely hear anything else. "See? I told you it was easy." Tabitha said, giving Cathy a squeeze on the shoulder. Cathy sighed, "You sure did. Now what are we gonna do? It's not like we know what the succubus we're looking for looks like."

"Let's just get a table and figure this out." Replied Tabby. The two of them quickly found their way to an empty booth and seated themselves.

A. Go to the bar and talk to the bartender, but whatever you do, don't let Cathy drink.

B. Try to be subtle in asking club goers about Love Spice. Maybe Tabitha should handle that.

C. There's a door to the backstage that you could try to sneak into, but it would be super risky.

D. Is that FUCKING ALEX? What the hell is he doing here?

>>319846

>Red light district

>get it?

>Secret option E

>"Is that FUCKING ALEX WITH COOP?"

As Cathy looks around the club, she couldn't help but feel a little disoriented from all the different lights and noises. She felt Tabitha nudge her and point over to the bar. "Look who I found." She said, leaning down to Cathy. Cathy looked over to the bar, "What? He's here?" She said, nearly jumping out of her chair. There he was, leaning up against the bar, dressed relatively well, trying to act all smooth, albeit very poorly. Cathy remembered someone on /human/ referring to that as 'peacocking,' or something like that. Wasn't he suppose to give you guys the bottle of Love Spice that he had? Why was he out clubbing when he should be helping to clear his own name? Cathy watched as he spoke with a rather large arachne who seemed less than interested. It didn't take long in what she assumed was Alex tripping up on himself and the arachne taking her leave. If she's going to do something, she should probably do it now.

A. Confront him with Tabby's help. It might be time for a second interrogation.

B. Watch him spill some more spaghetti.

C. Figure it out later, you have more important things to worry about right now.

D. Follow your nose! Do you smell any Love Spice? (Yes or no)

<Your choices may decide the fate of Alex Bones. Choose well.

>>319923

<Heartaches by the number

>>319969

>B and D (no)

If he had love spice he wouldn't be sweating bullets anyway.

More like Johnny guitar

>>320198

>Johnny Guitar

degenerates like you belong on a cross

<I’ll try to post some time tomorrow, working tonight, have this Tabby I doodled during downtime.

<sorry again for slow updates this week, but hey heads up, my tablet is acting up. Im going to try reinstalling the software but if it doesn’t work does anyone know what might be causing my tablet pen input to lag for the first second or so of drawing?

<Back for a short time, but updates will still be slow until friday. I promise the CYOA isn't dead!

Watching Alex for a bit seemed like the better idea, Cathy decided, it would be a good idea to figure out what he was up to, you know, besides not hooking up with other girls. It still irritated her, although she knew it shouldn’t. It’s not like they were together or anything. She only met him a few days ago. Still, she couldn’t help how she felt. “So, what do you want to do?” Tabitha asked. “Let’s wait for a bit, see what happens.” Answered Cathy. The two watched Alex as he was trying to flirt with a rather large Cyclops. She seemed unsure about him, shying away until the bartender shooed him off.

“How can someone be so bad at their pickup game?” Tabitha wondered. It was pretty weird. Normally there would have been at least ONE girl who was interested, right? Alex bounced back and forth around the club trying to hook up with any of the women who looked like they were single. Every one of them seemed to reject him. He had guts, Cathy had to give him that much. Just as the bouncer was coming towards him Cathy sprang up without a second thought. “Tabitha.” She said, quickly making her way toward him. “I got yer back,” she answered, following close behind. They reached him just before the bouncer, both grabbing him by the shoulders. “There you are!” Tabitha said somewhat loudly, “We’ve been looking for ya, c’mon, hon!” The two of them pulled the bewildered Mr. Bones away and back to their booth, sitting him in the corner with Tabitha boxing him in. “Hey, hey, easy ladies!” Alex protested. “Relax, player, it’s us.” Cathy said, sitting across from him. “Cathy? What are you doing here?” He asked, “You weren’t at the gym tonight?”

Tabitha rolled her eyes, “She’s gotta have a day off, doesn’t she? But let’s not worry about that. See, we got a few questions for you about Love Spice.”

Cathy noticed Alex had already begun to sweat. Obviously the name was familiar to him, he did buy the stuff after all. “I-I haven’t been using it, I brought it to Big Alp, like I said I would, I swear!” He stammered. Tabitha leaned close and tapped her claws on the table, “listen, Alex, I’m sure you didn’t use it, I would have smelled it on ya. I’m sure you did take it to Big Alp, but that’s not what we want to know.” Cathy put a hand up, “ease up, Tabby. First of all Alex, tell me the truth. Were you really ‘forced’ to buy Love Spice?” She searched his eyes until he turned away. “No…” he answered. “I bought it thinking it would help my chances of getting laid. B-but I promise, I had no idea that it would do that to you!”

“I want to believe you, but how can I trust you?” Cathy asked, frowning. “I want to know who you bought the Love Spice from.” Alex shuddered at the thought. He looked around anxiously, then he leaned in close, “Listen, I can’t. We don’t know who could be listening. Just pretend I never existed and we can all just walk away like nothing happened and-”

A. Tabby: distrust “Oh no, the music is loud enough, we’re going to talk right here.”

B. Cathy: accept the offer but on your own terms “How about we all leave and go to your place instead.”

C. Tabby: Ask a different question if he's unwilling to talk, you should be smart about this, don't cause a scene. (Write out your question)

Speech Check, success depends on your votes! (DS=success DF=Failure)

D. Cathy: Try to bully him: "I noticed you were trying to pick up some girls without any luck. Success! = Is that why you needed Love Spice? Failure… = Have you tried shoving your face in their cooters?"

>>320387

DF - Time to play Bad Monstergirl Crazy Monstergirl.

> Getting Laid

> Not Getting Married

> intothetrash.jpg

>>320387

d df and a

>>320387

>Failing this hard at getting some random girl at the bar to notice you.

Holy shit, Alex needs to seriously consider suicide at this point, I mean some random schmuck who lives under a bridge manages to get the attention of a group of girls, yet this nigga is so bad at it security has to come over and fill out your punch ticket. Still you fucked him over out of a free drink, so time to get drunk again.

>D

Ask him "How many tickets did you go through?"

>>320550

RIP Anon

<Tied votes for A and B, look's like we're going to Alex's place! Sorry for the lack of updates, I'll have several days off come Friday and will try to make it up to you guys.

“Hey so we noticed you’ve been trying to pick up some girls, no luck huh?” Cathy interrupted him. “W-what?” The question had caught Alex off guard. Now was the time to strike! She leaned in closer on the table toward him. “Have you tried shoving your face into their cooter? Worked wonders last time.” Cathy said with a healthy bit of sarcasm.

Wait, that’s not what I wanted to say! Cathy could see Tabby’s mouth quivering slightly as she tried to fight to stay serious, a grin creeping up on her lips. “Look that was a freak accident! I’m sorry!” Alex wailed, his face becoming increasingly red. Roll with it, Cathy thought to herself. “You keep saying you’re sorry about all this stuff but here you are, trying to ‘get laid’ instead of doing something about it!” She pressed, waving a hand at their surroundings.

Alex shook his head, his face turning even redder, “I am trying to do something about it! I already told you I gave that stuff to Big Alp, what more do you want?” He seemed to be pretty distraught, which was perfect for the next step, Cathy thought. She just hoped Tabby would be alright with it. “I want the whole truth, Alex. How about since you don’t want to talk here we go back to your place? We can ‘chat’ there, sound good?” They were here to find the source of the Love Spice, but if they could get more solid info out of Alex… well, it would probably be a lot safer than hanging out in a nightclub that may be pushing Love Spice. They could always come back. “My place? I uh, I mean I would really rather not.” He began to say, until Tabitha leaned in closer, her large paw squeezing his shoulder, “Don’t be like that, I’m sure we would all have a good time! It’s either that or we can talk right here. I’m sure no one will hear us!” She nearly announced to the club goers had it not been for the loud music.

Alex was now profusely sweating, seemingly weighing his options until he hunched over, defeated. ”It’s settled then, we’re off to your place.” Cathy said, crossing her arms. Alex sighed as he straightened up, a sullen look on his face, “alright, fine, let’s go. I’m done arguing with you two.”

“Don’t be like that, look at it this way: instead of going home by yourself, you’re leavin’ with two young, attractive women!” Tabby said, standing up from her seat. Alex slid out and shrugged, “This isn’t exactly how I planned my night to go.”

“Same for us, c’mon.” Tabby said, putting an arm around him.

As they left the club, Cathy was relieved that the noise and flashing lights were gone, but soon she began to feel bad about the way she was treating Alex. Sure he was a pushover and maybe somewhere inside her she actually enjoyed bullying him, even just a little bit, but she still felt awful. Yeah, but maybe he deserves it for pretending to be some kind of player behind her back. ‘To get laid,’ what a jerk. Wait, there she was again, acting like they were already together. Why would she even think that? Why should she care what he did? What the hell is going on with me, Cathy thought to herself.

“So how far do you live from here?” Tabby asked. “It’s a few blocks down.” Alex answered. As they walked through the dark of the night, Cathy was becoming more and more absorbed in her thoughts as she followed Tabitha and Alex.

Character swap! Tabitha!

A. Ask why Alex is so keen on getting laid? Is he trying to lose his virginity or something? Just how bad is his luck that he thought he needed Love Spice?

B. Talk about Cupid, ask him who his dealer was.

C. Mention how sleeping with certain monster women practically means marriage. Was he aware of that?

D. Ask why Alex was so afraid to talk in the club. What exactly does he know that he’s not sharing?

>>320743

>"two young, attractive women!"

1. How old is Tabitha?

2. Can you run the second part by me again, with a little less bullshit this time?

>A and C

We gotta drop the knowledge bomb on him

**And when the fuck do we get to control Alex? I wanna call NotBane "A small guy."

“So tell me something, Alex, was it? What’s the deal?” Tabitha asked, patting his shoulder. “What do you mean?” Alex questioned back. Tabitha shrugged, “why are you so dead set on getting laid? You tryin’ to lose your virginity or something?”

Cathy seemed to be curious as well, quickly matching pace with them. Alex seemed reluctant to answer, probably too embarrassed, Tabitha thought. “Don’t you know that certain monsters view sex as a form of marriage?” She prodded him, watching his expressions change.

“You must have known that, didn’t you tell me you were interested in monster biology?” Asked Cathy, who began to walk backward in front of him.

“Look, I know that but my studies center around their biology specifically!” He argued. Tabitha laughed, “A lot of the customs are centered around their biology you know.” Alex reared his head up at her, his face full of genuine interest. “I know! I’ve been trying to learn more and more about it but my books don’t really go into too much detail. I want to know the biology behind it. How do monsters absorb mana? Is it simply magic or is it their biology? How can they absorb mana and simultaneously become pregnant?” He began to babble until Tabby and Cathy stopped. “Were you… trying to get laid to study monsters?” Cathy asked, raising a brow.

“Well-I uh, I mean no one has ever really documented their experiences, at least not in detail, they’ve never conducted a study on monsters on any major level.”

“Wait, so you planned on sleeping with multiple monsters? Alex, you can’t do that!” Cried Cathy, “you might not think so but a lot of monsters are sensitive, you would break their hearts!”

Alex shook his head, “Well lucky for them no one has accepted me as a partner. You two might think I was trying to be a player but I’ve been honest in my intentions, and so far I have had no luck.”

“Of course not, no self respecting monster would want to sleep with someone who has no intention of loving them.” Tabitha scolded him, “you must have realized that.” Alex sighed, “I had to try.”

Well that certainly explained his losing streak, Tabitha thought to herself. They would have to do something about his approach, maybe if he gets laid he’ll understand why he was wrong.

They arrived at Alex’s place, an average house in a small neighborhood with little to no lighting. Tabitha scrunched up her nose, something smelled off when they reached the front door. "Hey… do you smell that?" Asked Cathy. Immediately Tabitha was on edge, it was that smell again. Cinnamon and something else… "Alex, did you use that shit again or not?" Tabitha growled. Alex shook his head, "I don't know where it's coming from! I gave what I had to Big Alp!" Tabitha shoved him to the door, "Whatever, we'll talk inside." She said, crossing her arms.

When Alex reached the front door, the automated porch light flashed on. He froze, staring through both Tabitha and Cathy. "Hey, what gives?" Said Tabby, following his eyes. When she turned, she stood face to face with a masked oni towering over her. She had to be at least eight feet tall, wearing a jacket that barely covered her massive muscular body. The smell, the mask, the muscles, this had to have been the same oni that Coop had talked about.

No time to figure out why they were here, you have to act!

A. Tackle her! You gotta slow her down for the other two to escape!

B. Punch that bitch! She might be big, but you're no slouch either!

C. You need to grab Cathy and run, that smell spells disaster for monsters!

D. Throw Alex at the Oni, let the manlet fend for himself

>>321154

>SECRET OPTION E

Use Alex as a bludgeoning weapon, due to his naturally boney figure he makes the perfect mace.

>>321154

>>321161

>>321165

>>321172

>>321189

>>321209

>>321236

>>321250

You want me to pick between fight or flight?

How 'bout I'm doing both of them?

WHAM! Tabitha wasted no time throwing a fist at the oni's gut. The punch seemed to surprise her more than it hurt her, forcing her back for a moment before Tabitha threw another. This time the oni knocked her hand aside and retaliated with an uppercut that narrowly missed. Lucky for Tabby she was much faster than her opponent. She probably didn't get many people fighting back. The real problem was the smell coming off of her, that sickly sweet cinnamon. Whether it would be working itself on Cathy or herself, she didn't want to stick around to find out. "Cathy, run!" Tabitha shouted. The gargoyle didn't ask questions, she hurried down the street, running as fast as her legs could carry her. The oni's eyes followed her for a moment, just enough for Tabby to let out one more punch, a right hook with as much power behind it as she could muster. CRACK! She sent the oni reeling back, leaving an opening for her to escape. She quickly caught up with Cathy and picked her up, running as fast as she could.

"What about Alex!" Cathy cried. Tabitha glanced back for only a moment. The oni had wasted no time on Alex, quickly knocking him out with a punch and lifting him over her shoulder. She pulled a bag out from under her belt and covered Alex's head, then as quickly as she appeared she vanished into the cover of darkness. Holy shit, this is bad, thought Tabitha. "Listen, Cathy, Alex will be fine. We can't help him if we get hurt."

Whether or not Cathy understood the situation didn't matter right now, Tabby just needed to make sure they were safe. She had no idea how quickly that Love Spice shit worked, but she already started to feel woozy.

A. Run back to your place, you'll probably be safe there.

B. Go to the police, Val's probably working at the station, she can help!

C. Run back to the Gym, hopefully Big Alp can help you.

>>321379

B is the most logical.

I can't believe /monster/ voted to leave a man behind. Even the Oni seems surprised. I think Tabitha is going to feel a little guilty about this one, even if the fight might have been unwinnable. Suggest vendetta mode: long term, Tabitha will want another crack at that bitch to redeem herself (if only in her own eyes).

>>321379

>Leaving Alex to get his pelvis pulverized by a "Big Girl" 4u

>She looks like that punch didn't even have a lasting effect on her

>She looks like she is just letting you go when she got what she wanted, which was Alex

Holy shit we just ran away from a fucking weeb oni, left Alex to god knows what fate, and now people want to go to the cops, which no doubt, will lead to a thorough but painfully slow investigation, unless Val pulls the loose cannon cop trope we're fucked.

>C

Go to Big Alp and ask her to flex this fucking bondage breast bearing bimbo

>>321379

>inb4 this is the same oni that's a regular at the gym

>>321457

> same build

> same eyes

> same ears

> same horn

> same hair, all she did was let it down

Son of a paladin…

Tabitha ran. She ran and ran without giving anything a second thought. All that was going through her head was get to safety. The police station! It wasn't that far from where they were, she had to make it there! Val would be there, probably. She looked down at Cathy, who seemed to be just as worried as she was. Soon enough they reached the police station. Tabitha set Cathy down, her breath labored and her face red. "Are you okay?" Cathy asked, placing a hand on her shoulder. Tabitha shook the dizziness from her head, giving Cathy a weak smile, "I'm fine, c'mon, we gotta tell Val what happened."

They quickly made their way up the steps and into the station. Tabitha found her way to a bench that was set up in the lobby while Cathy approached the front desk, tapping on the window frantically.

Behind the window was a pale woman, a vampire as far as Tabitha could tell. "We need to talk to officer Valerie, please!" Said Cathy in an urgent tone.

The vampire gave Cathy one look, then eyed Tabitha. "What the? Hey, what the hell is she doing!" The vampire shrieked, pointing at Tabby. Tabitha cocked her head up at the vampire, "What are you-… Oh my god!" She looked down, her lower half was completely drenched, fluids dripping down the bench and her legs.

She tried her best to hide herself, her face turning redder than her hair. "VAL!" She roared. The hellhound appeared from a door dressed in full uniform. She gave Tabitha one look before rushing over. "Jesus, Tabby, what the hell? Are you using Love Spice?"

"No! We were attacked by one of those Cupid guys!" Cathy said, rushing over to Tabitha's side. "Elaine, get a blanket or some towels or something, NOW!" Val barked at the vampire, who quickly retreated into the back.

After getting cleaned up, both Tabitha and Cathy sat at Val's desk, the hellhound leaning against the front of it with her legs crossed. Tabitha was fidgeting worse than Cathy had been before when she was hit with Love Spice. The feeling between her legs was agony, but she would tough it out. Val sipped at a mug of coffee, restating all that the two had told them. "So you went to the club that Coop guy told us about despite knowing how dangerous it might be and left with that Alex guy who drugged her," She said pointing at Cathy, "and you thought it would be a good idea to go back to his place? Then you were attacked by one of the perps that Coop described verbatim?"

Tabitha nodded, "Yeah… but I got some good hits in before we got away, right Cathy?"

Val smashed her mug against the desk, shattering it and leaving a small spatter of coffee. It startled Cathy, but Tabitha was use to Val's behavior. "Damn it Tabby, take this seriously! You could have gotten killed, both of you! What the hell were you doing at the club in the first place? Did you think you were going to solve this shit by yourselves?" She reprimanded them, her fire flaring up, "And now you're telling me your 'friend' was kidnapped and taken to who knows where… just…" She groaned with frustration. When she looked down she saw the two of them looking more and more miserable. She sighed, "Look, how about we talk tomorrow. You two have been through a lot, I'll drive you home."

Tabby decided she would take Cathy home, or to her place, she was too tired to care which, but not before getting one more word in with Val.

A. You know you fucked up, but at least you're trying! You'll walk yourselves home!

B. You're sorry, and you promise you'll make it up to her. Take her up on her offer.

C. Tell her you're going to watch the shit out of her porn when you get home. That'll teach her, and probably make for an awkward ride home.

Optional Character swap! Tabitha and Cathy are recovering, but the night isn't over!

D. What happened to Alex?

>>321597

>D

I don't care what Cathy or Tabitha do, I just wanna see how hard Alex gets out of the conundrum

Why does Val still have that bandage on her face from the last time we saw her, is it just a fashion style at this point?

"Okay… Let's go." Tabitha said, standing up from her chair. "C'mon, Cathy, let's take you home." Cathy shook her head, "Oh no, we're going to your place tonight." She said as she stood and crossed her arms, "It's only fair. You saw my place now I get to see yours." She was probably trying to make light of the situation in her own way, Tabby figured. Val pat Cathy on the back, "Good idea, you can keep her out of trouble. Alright, c'mon." She said, walking out of the office with Tabby and Cathy in tow.

The three of them piled into Val's squad car, both Tabby and Cathy sliding into the back seats. Val started up the car and pulled out of the parking, headed straight for Tabitha's place. Cathy was sitting at attention in the back while Tabby stared off out the window, mulling over everything.

"So…" Val said, trying to break the silence. "What's it like…?"

"What?" Replied Tabitha.

"You know… Love Spice. What's it feel like? How bad is it? I've never been hit with it and here I have two people who had it used on them. So what's it like?" Val pressed. Cathy coughed loudly, "I uh… don't really want to talk about it."

Val looked in her rear view mirror at Tabby. "What? You saw what I looked like, it's horrible! It's like… an burning in your… core. I didn't notice it until that vampire said something." She explained.

"Maybe your adrenaline blocked it out?" Cathy cut in.

"I guess that makes sense. Try not to get any of your… juices on my seats, alright?" Valerie said half jokingly. "Oh, I'm gonna smear that shit all over these pleather seats. I'll be thinking about that porn vid of yours the whole time." Tabitha jeered.

"YOU BETTER SHUT IT, CAT TITS," Val barked.

"Oh don't worry, we're all friends here, I showed Cathy the video and she loved it." Tabitha said, deciding now was the time to attack. Cathy gave Tabitha a puzzled look, "Are you… talking about Man's Best Friend?"

Val slammed on the break, pulling the squad car off the road into a parking lot, "OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK, TABBY?" The fire from Val's eyes nearly engulfed the entire front half of the squad car.

Tabitha was laughing uncontrollably, holding her gut as Val did her best to restrain herself. Cathy sat beside herself as she began to piece it all together. "So you-" She began to say until Val looked into her eyes, "STOP. DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE."

"C'mon, Val, tell her all about how you were bullied into DEEP! INTIMATE! SEX!" Tabitha taunted, grabbing Cathy and shaking her to emphasize each word.

"I WILL TAZE YOUR ASS!" Val shouted, slamming a fist on the passenger barrier. "STOP FIGHTING ALREADY!" Cathy shouted, "Tabby, shut up! Val, take us home already. I don't give a damn if you were in some porn video or not!"

The squad car was filled with silence again all they way back to Tabitha's place. It was a rental home she had been living in for a few years now, decent size, cheap and it had all her basic needs.

As Cathy exited the car, Tabitha tapped on the barrier. "Hey, Val… listen. I'm really sorry about tonight. I'll make it up to you… I promise."

Val grumbled in the front seat, she was definitely still mad, Tabby thought. She'll get over it soon enough. Tabitha waved to Val as she waited for both her and Cathy to enter the house safely. What a night, Tabby thought to herself as she locked the door behind her. She was glad Cathy was safe but she couldn't help but feel responsible for Alex getting kidnapped. Despite not liking the guy, no one deserves what she imagined those Cupid bastards had in store for him.

<Doublepost, sorry for longpost, just tryin to move the story along.

Darkness. Alex couldn't see anything. All he could do was listen to the bag over his head move in sync with his breathing. In and out. The feeling in his body had only returned a moment ago and already he wished it was gone. It felt like he had been hit by a truck. His hands were tied up and restrained behind his chair. In and out… deep breathes, everything is gonna be okay. Someone will be coming to rescue you, right? "Hey, big guy, wake up." Alex heard a voice say. He looked to where the voice had come from instinctively, but was quickly reminded of the bag over his head.

"Wh-who's there? What do you want from me?" Alex asked timidly.

"Butch, would you be so kind as to remove that bag from our friend's head?" The voice said. Alex heard someone moving towards him, grabbing him by the shoulder with one hand and yanking the bag off his head with the other. His eyes slowly adjusted to the light in the room.

Standing over him was the masked oni, grumbling profanities under her breath. "I fucking hate it when he calls me that…" Alex heard her swear. Her height and muscular body living up to the name 'Butch.' Behind her was a man in a mask and suit, sitting back with his feet on a folding table. "Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught!"

A. Ask them why they kidnapped you, you were one of their customers.

B. Try to get a better look at your surroundings. Maybe you can find something to help you escape?

C. Ask them to be gentle, your pelvis won't last.

D. Ask what's the next step of their 'master plan?'

>>321983

>>321978

>>321971

>Implying they're enough of a Saturday morning cartoon villain to tell us their plans

>>321965

>No option to call the Oni "A fucking weeb fuck and you'll use that shitty rising sun headband as a sling to launch her back to her precious archipelago" and call the Aiden Pearce look-a-like over there "A fucking fairy faggot and that you'll shove that phone so far up his ass that they'll consider him a cyborg when your done with him" then threatening "When I get these bindings off my hand I'll wring your necks so hard that your eyes will pop out like a stress toy."

>Alternatively just say your brother is a paladin and will save you

>Our faces when the porno was nothing but forced handholding

<work tonight, so probably no update til sometime tomorrow.

>>322026

>>322033

<Faggotcat said Val didn't have a boyfriend. But she never said she wasn't married.

>>322147

<She might have those three maxed but the rest are average and her luck is permanently debuffed due to a history of bad luck.

<Really though, don’t worry, I’ll try my best to keep her balanced for the story lol

<I commissioned a friend to draw something for you guys while you wait! Cathy and Tabby went home to watch some Halloween films during our adventure as Alex! What movie are they watching? Also be sure to keep voting, so far D with only one vote A and B

>>322176

>>322187

>staying in a hotel for work

>watch tv for the first time in a gorillion years

>fuckin addams family and beetlejuice on for halloween

Not scary but fuck it was a good watch.

Alex looked around the room. It was dirty, small, only one door and no windows. The light that he had adjusted to was coming from a floodlight behind the masked man. In his hand was a cell phone. Might be useful… but there was no way for him to get a hold of that now. “Hey, I bought your Love Spice, what’s the deal? Why kidnap me?” Alex asked the man.

“Well, let us just say we like to keep tabs on our customers and we saw you giving our product away. I thought you told me you needed it for your own experiments? What happened to that, Mr. Bones?” The man asked, placing his phone on he table. He spoke English well enough, but Alex could hear a thick Eastern European accent in his voice. He sat up in his chair and turned to face him. “Well, not that it matters, anyway. The boss wants something from you.” He said, standing up and walking over to Alex. He pulled out a box of cigarettes from his jacket and offered one to him, “he’s interested in your work. Says he sees potential in you.” Alex didn’t smoke but he also didn’t want to anger his captors needlessly, so he took the cigarette with his mouth and waited for the man to light it. “My work?”

“Yeah, your work. Monster biology. The boss read your thesis and thinks you might useful. Of course, I’m not convinced myself but, hey, the boss pays the bills so I can’t argue.” He took out his own cigarette, lit it and walked away, leaving Alex with his unlit. Really? And now he's gonna smoke through that stupid mask? Alex thought to himself. “So here’s the deal. The boss wants you to work with the Chemist. She’s been looking for an assistant for a while now.” He explained, taking a puff from his cigarette. Alex looked down at the floor. His feet weren't bound at least. “Hey, don’t look so worried! It’s not a bad gig, you’ll be compensated of course. You might even be able to finish your research when we’re done.”

Alex shook his broken glasses off his face, “Done? Done with what? I don’t even know you people and you want me to work with you? You kidnapped me, my glasses are broken and I’m tied to a fucking chair!” He shouted. The masked man shrugged, “I don’t think you understand your position. You ARE going to work for us, so you should just shut up and take the money, kid. Besides, you already met Butch. You and her fist got real intimate from what I heard.” He flicked his cigarette away and walked back to Alex, snatching the unlit one from his lips. “I don’t think you want to know what sloppy seconds feel like.” He said as he lit the cigarette and smoked it. “As for me, the name is Reach Around.” Alex heard Butch snort at the name. It was pretty awful, be he wasn’t about to say that. “Why do all this? What’s the next step in your ‘master plan?’” He ventured to ask. Reach Around wagged a finger, “oh no, that’s not how this is going to work. From now on, if the boss says do it, you do it, no questions. Got it? All you need to know is what the Chemist tells you.”

A. You should agree, at least for now until help comes or you can find a way to escape.

B. Tell Reach Around to go fuck himself and his stupid name. You're tired of being pushed around.

C. Your feet are free, are you brave enough to kick him where it counts?

D. So when are you going to meet “the Chemist?”

<Only one pic this time, sorry for being lazy this time lol.

<Good choice in movies

>>322268

>Evil Dead series

<Ahhh, they must be watching 2 and then Army of Darkness. Good choice!

>>322313

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GROW SOME BALLS AND CHOOSE C THEN B

Make sure to aim at the inner thigh as to actually crush a ball and do it again when hes on the ground and ask him "How's that for sloppy seconds?"

Don't fear about the inevitable pounding you'll receive from Butch. For the one moment you see him on the ground crying will be the best moment of your entire life

Plus they probably respect strength and proving that we have some balls will make our interview with Mista Chemist man only betta

>>322313

don't worry guys I've used science to identify who this bad guy who dresses like the dude from watchdog is ill give you a hint his relative loves bowling

also B also tell him you have a gargoyle gf who's gonna find him pick him up throw him off a building like gargoyles do if he doesn't let you go asap and tell him he's got 5 seconds to untie you and to go get his Adidas track suit and squat in the corner

"All I got is that you should go fuck yourself! You and your retarded fucking codenames!" Alex shouted, struggling against the chair. As he flailed around, he kicked and fell onto his back with a thud. Reach Around took the cigarette out of his mouth and shrugged, "The kid is tougher than he looks. Maybe you should go a round with him, eh, Butch?" He knelt down and stuck the end of his cigarette into Alex's face, twisting the searing bud into his cheek. "Do I need to spell it out for you, you little bastard? We know where your friends live. We know where your family lives. You're ours now. get it?" Alex gritted his teeth for a moment until he let out a yelp, flinching away from the pain. After a moment, Reach Around seemed satisfied, flicking the cigarette onto Alex's chest. "Butch, why don't you take this asshole to see the Chemist already? And try not to break him like you did with Merch, poor guy's still bed bound, broke his pelvis clean in half." He said, looking Alex in the eyes before winking. "Oh and apparently the Chemist needs him unspoiled." He said, walking over to pick up his phone from the table. He looked at it for a moment before leaving, slamming the door behind him.

Butch grumbled as she lifted Alex up and began to undo the ropes around his wrists. He didn't bother fighting with her, there was no way he'd be able to take her head on, and running from someone that much taller than him seemed like… it probably wouldn't play out well for him. Instead he rubbed his wrists and stood up slowly. Butch bent over to pick up his broken glasses, bending them back into shape for the most part and handing them back to him. "I gotta say, you got balls for a little man. You should do as he says, though. It'll be less painful for you." She said, fixing his collar in an attempt to make him look presentable. "And for your friends." Alex glared up at her, adjusting his glasses. "They're not my friends." That's right, they left him behind to fend for himself against this monster among monster women. Try as he might though, Alex couldn't really convince himself that he hated them for it. Sure he was mad, but he probably would have done the same were he in their position. He was here now, that was the reality of it, so instead of acting stupid maybe he could protect them if he could fool these Cupid creeps. Butch snorted, "Alright, so they're not your friends and I'm actually a princess from a far away land. It doesn't really matter either way. Let's go." She said, nudging him towards the door. Alex didn't resist. He followed Butch out of the room and into a hallway that likewise had no windows. Fluorescent lights lined the top and bottom of the wall. Looking back, the hall went a similar distance the opposite direction. Running was definitely out, he'd get lost for sure. He needed to bide his time and think. "Listen up, little man, you're gonna have to learn how to act around here. That asshole Reach Around is like the eyes and ears for the boss, so we all answer to him." Said Butch, leading him down the hall and to the left. "That why you don't stand up to him?" Alex asked in disbelief. "I figured someone like you wouldn't take shit from a dick like him."

"Oh, don't worry, we all find ways to get back at him. Some of us are just more clever than others." She looked back at him, a hint of a smile in her eyes.

A. Ask what happened to that Merch guy, was that 'getting back at him' or something?

B. You're pretty sure you know her from somewhere. Confront her?

C. Ask what her stake in all of this is.

D. Just be quiet, no sense in talking now.

>>322457

B

If she tries to dodge our question threaten that we'll find where she works out and put pics of Hiroshima and Nagasaki inside her locker, to the point where if she opens it, it will explode

>>322457

ask the princess for a small moderate fiefdom a steed a quest a contingent of squires and a magic sword that can sing's rule Britannia every time its unsheathed.

Alex tilted his head to the side, trying to get a better look at Butch before she turned away from him and continued down the hall. That jackass Reach Around said they saw him 'giving away' his Love Spice so they had to have seen him do it. Either that or Big Alp is somehow a part of all this, which honestly didn't seem very likely due the disgusted look she gave it when she took it from him.

There was someone else in the gym that night. Alex stopped for a moment, trying to remember her name and maybe gather some courage to actually say it. What was her name? I only talked to her like once, Alex stressed to himself.

"Hey, little man, hurry up." Butch called. He quickly caught up to her and followed her until they arrived at a door with an electric lock, an intercom and camera placed on the wall next to it. Butch pressed the button and turned to face the camera, waiting. "Why does she always take so long…" She grumbled. Alex stared up at her face for a moment until she locked eyes with him. She turned away, grunting. He remembered her! She's that oni from the gym! What was her name?

"Sam?" He blurted out. The oni turned to him, her eyes narrowed. "It is you!" Alex said, "You're the one that was spying on us." There was no doubt in his mind now, this oni was obviously her. Sam shrugged, "You know who I am, so what? You think that gives you power over me?" She removed her mask and bent down to face him, her lips curling up into a smirk. "Maybe we can go a few rounds, see who comes out on top?" Alex wasn't sure if she was coming on to him, but that Merch guy Reach Around mentioned filled his thoughts. He slowly shook his head, he would need his pelvis intact if he wanted to get out of here alive. "Shame. I was starting to like you." Sam said, giving him a peck on the cheek where the cigarette burn was. Alex flinched away, trying to rub the pain away when a loud buzz came from the intercom.

"I NEED HIM UNSPOILED, YOU OVERSIZED LAWN DART!"

Sam covered up her smile with the mask once again, standing up to open the door. "Go on in, little man." She said, holding the door for him. As Alex passed through, she gave him a good slap on the ass, another yelp escaping from his mouth as he hopped through the door. He turned, glaring at her while rubbing his hindquarters, only to receive a wink from the oni as she stood there waiting for the door to close. If he wasn't simultaneously scared and furious with this whole situation he would probably be pretty turned on right now.

The room Alex was in was large, brightly lit and much cleaner than the last room. All around there was lab equipment and stations to preform chemistry. Some kind of sealed glass chamber was built in the middle of the room with ventilation, tubes and the like connected with the floor and ceiling. Nothing was inside it. Not right now, anyways, Alex figured.

"God damn it, couldn't they have cleaned you up before they brought you over?" Alex heard a woman's voice nagging over a speaker. He looked around, and couldn't find anyone. "Over here, and don't touch ANYTHING!" The woman said. Alex found the speaker, below it was a tinted window, another electronically locked door beside it. "Let's move! I have clothing and a shower back here."

Alex quickly moved to the door, pushing it open after hearing a buzzing from the speaker.

Inside was a small observation room of sorts, two screens with the camera for the door and one on the tube as well as two more monitors for what Alex guessed was the tube controls and some other program he didn't recognize. In the back were two doors side by side, one of them must have been the shower room.

"Hey, monster bait, over here." The woman's voice called. When Alex looked he froze for a moment, trying to process what he was seeing.

"Cathy?"

A. Ask her what the hell she's doing here.

B. You both need to get out of here, right now!

C. Did she leave you behind because she works for Cupid? Was this part of her plan?

D. Deny, deny, deny. This cannot be real.