3a3291 No.313155
We're now down to 149 ISPs, did Harvey genuinely kill off a lot of the Texanons who post here, or just their internet? Discuss and post your favorite Texan mamonos while we try to figure it out. Thunderbirds sorta count due to some of the supposed sightings there.
3a3291 No.313156
Also, did the fourth pic ever get finished? Because I missed it if so.
e540ef No.313164
>>313155
>tfw I live in Oklahoma so I get to watch Texas get blown away from a comfortable spot up north
For once, it actually feels good being landlocked.
affec4 No.313166
Texasfag here, Harvey's kill count is 60.
7e7353 No.313167
There was a day or two of rain in my area, but that's about it.
>>313164
>not saving all your hatred and contempt for yankee states
e540ef No.313170
>>313167
I don't have any real contempt for Texas other than the fact that it looms over us like a big brother. You guys should stop driving like shit though.
dfedd0 No.313171
>>313170
people from maryland and the virginia area drive like meth addicts.
Houston fags drive slow unless the driver is a yuppie or its some minority riding on a blown out ricer car.
7e7353 No.313179
>>313170
A lot of people are moving here from commiefornia, it might be some recent arrival that got new plates for their car.
12cfee No.313204
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>>313179
It is, Californians cannot drive worth a darn.
>>313166
It would be our luck that Harvey killed off anons and not some of the useless degenerates in Houston
>>313164
I thought we were friends Oklahoma.
Also let's get some Texas/southern music going!
e540ef No.313209
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>>313204
I wasn't affected emotionally in the slightest when I heard the hurricane was ravaging Houston. I know that place is not Texas anymore. It's more like Mexifornia. If the hurricane was stomping around northern Texas killing folks, I would be very upset. We have a similiar problem here in Okieland with the new Califags and spics moving to Tulsa for whatever the fuck reason that is. I guess the socialists have to leave their sinking ship and hightail it to the most conservative states, so they can ruin those as well.
dfedd0 No.313211
>>313209
technically speaking, all the faggots who fled california to go to texas have been going back to their pozzlands.
dc5aa8 No.313217
>>313164
>tfw I live in NC and there's a chance we're going to get more fucked than Texas
1000% Mad
4d2d12 No.313262
People die all the time. Even users here, best not to think about it.
fb72da No.313263
c892bc No.313266
>>313263
>pays more in taxes than they get back from DC
>culture independent of other states for the most part
>one of the few states with history as its own country
>delicious food
>strong craft beer scene
81b1ed No.313267
81b1ed No.313268
Which chupacabra is best chupacabra?
Do they count as Texan? They've been sighted within it.
7e7353 No.313269
>>313268
Back when /mgg/ was still good, some artist (I want to say .less, but I might be wrong) did some art of chupacabra-chan.
81b1ed No.313270
>>313269
really? you have the image on you?
Or at least do you remember what she looked like?
7e7353 No.313271
>>313270
I'm pretty sure she had a spic skin tone, long and shaggy brown hair, dog tail, fangs, and wasn't wearing anything but an old poncho. I haven't even seen the image in a long time, so my memory might be wrong.
b0eae2 No.313272
Your memory wasn't wrong, it's right on the money. She's a cute looking gal and the poncho suits her plenty well.
7e7353 No.313275
>>313272
I hope our president lets her through the wall. She's a good girl.
ab38a3 No.313286
>>313275
She has to go back!
3a3291 No.313297
>>313275
There already are some chupacabras through the wall, since there have been reported sightings in Texas.
>>313268
The alium-looking chupacabra really needs a monster girl version, especially since it's what the original chupacabra witness described them as. Plus, the doggo chupacabra makes me just think that there were rabid dogs that bit farm animals and people just attributed that as being the chupacabra.
7e7353 No.313299
>>313297
Don't forget mange.
aa529d No.313304
093add No.313312
Texan from Galveston area reporting in. Shits getting fixed up. We've taken worse.
1ad326 No.313320
Texas would have plenty of snek.
d21b49 No.313363
What other monster girls does Texas have ?
efd638 No.313370
>>313363
Armadillos, Coyotes, and some bugs are the only ones that come to mind, outside of the obvious snek, cow, and doggo girls.
>>313320
Could someone post a version of the first pic that isn't meant for ants?
7e7353 No.313372
>>313363
Several different species of salamander girls, horned lizard girls, mesquite and pecan dryads, blue Lacy kobolds, mockingbird harpies, monarch butterfly girls, and Mexican free tailed bat girls.
ffaef3 No.313386
>>313155
>you will never give Texas-chan the pleasure of being cummed inside
3a3291 No.313387
>>313386
>(1)
Fuck off with your dead memes immediately.
7e7353 No.313388
Don't forget to post on >>>/texas/!
e540ef No.313389
>>313363
I remember when I visited my friend in San Antonio, there were these fucking massive wasps you could find just about anywhere. The fuckers had nests all over his back porch, and when we went to the HEB Texans have this store chain that they're quite proud of called HEB, it's basically like a Sam's Club but you don't need a membership there was a whole fucking colony of nests lined up around the store's entrance. They're scary as shit, too. The average one was just a bit bigger than my thumb. I want to see Texas-chan in a HEB uniform
3a3291 No.313390
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>>313372
Texas would have a hell of a lot of werebats.
7e7353 No.313391
>>313389
HEB is alright, but I'm not all that proud of it. There's plenty of better things to be proud of, even stuff that's happening right now like knife decriminalization or the creation of the country's first state run bullion depository.
12cfee No.313429
>>313389
>comparing HEB to Wally worlds more expensive brother
BlasphemyHEB is superior in every way shape and form to walmart, sams club or any other store chain you want to compare
26994d No.313433
Fuck I miss HEB. That was the fucking life. 10/10 I would take my mamono to HEB for groceries for us and our daughterus.
3a3291 No.313434
>>313389
>I want to see Texas-chan in a HEB uniform
You could always try requesting it in the drawthread.
12cfee No.313512
>>313489
Come down here and say that to our faces
7383f1 No.313535
>>313429
Depends on what you're looking for. If it's just groceries, HEB is prime for that. If it's furniture, wood, or bulk items then Sams or Costco are best. Walmart isn't the best for anything beyond minor conveniences for those in poorer areas.
12cfee No.313604
>>313535
I suppose you're right about clothes and furniture. But for those I would go to someplace like Ashley's furniture or a clothing store.the problem with Walmart and sams club is they try to have everything, everywhere, so their quality is typically poorer. That and Walmart/sams club always feels kind of cold and empty. HEB feels way more warm and inviting
dc5aa8 No.313706
What do you anons think of Irma-chan?
Good Luck Irma-chan!
dc5aa8 No.313712
>>313709
Posting them as I find them.
dc5aa8 No.313723
>>313719
Then you're really gonna hate this one.
2muchthicc4me
dc5aa8 No.313733
>>313725
I'm just ripping them from /pol/, my man.
de4cb7 No.313839
4e2901 No.313864
>>313733
Doesn't mean you can't take the two seconds to crop it out
12cfee No.314630
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://archive.is/j119o
>This all comes as a result of a seemingly laudable plan promoted to and passed by the state’s legislature some four years ago. The plan involved the rebuilding and improvement of the state’s most iconic shrine—the Alamo. The plan as promoted and approved would have rebuilt certain historic structures present at the time of the 1836 battle, as well as give visitors there a better and more complete understanding of the physical environment existing at the time of the conflict.
>the new focus of the Alamo would no longer be the 1836 battle for which it is world famous. In the words of Bush’s Master Planner George Skarmeas, “We cannot single out one moment in time.” Instead the Alamo would be transformed into a multi-cultural hodgepodge of world history. In fact, its very name would be changed. The site would no longer be referred to as the Alamo—instead, it would be known as the San Antonio de Valero mission
>Other bizarre aspects by the designers are also present, including a tree-lined body of flowing water coursing through the middle of the site’s Main Plaza complete with tables, chairs, and canopies under which tourists may sip their drinks in comfort. In short, the effect will be more reminiscent of a modern-day tourist theme park than that of a hallowed and sacred battleground.
I AM ANGRY
3a3291 No.314631
>>314630
You only just found out about that, anon?
e6ba0e No.314643
>>313297
>the doggo chupacabra makes me just think that there were rabid dogs that bit farm animals and people just attributed that as being the chupacabra
They were
e540ef No.314654
>>314630
Oh wow, they're really cracking down on destroying American history, aren't they? And they honestly expect that a nation filled with patriots that despise the destruction of their culture and anti-patriots that support this shit will remain stable. How the fuck are they even going to change the Alamo's "stance" or whatever the fuck that means? Plant a fucking Mexican flag on the land and cede it to the beaners?
7e7353 No.314658
>>314630
>We cannot single out one moment in time.
Yes you fucking can, especially when that one moment is the only reason anyone gives a shit about the place.
>>314654
America is not one singular nation. States like California or New York have a clearly distinct (and inferior) culture to states like Texas, which has done well to maintain a sense of independence.
e540ef No.314664
>>314658
I would fully understand why Texas would want to leave the Union and expel its Cali untermensh. I only hope that in such a situation Texasfags would let me hop the northern border and live in the newly created Texas republic.
7e7353 No.314667
>>314664
Anyone that will assimilate and not vote for commie shit is welcome.
77b081 No.314669
>>313389
>Allowing killer bees to fly and arachne to spin webs in high places with ease.
Um this translation is accurate right as this sounds very suspect or we're coming across a hybrid of a new species.