/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>311039 (OP)

Eh, fuck it, seems like a good setting for a few laughs

>What does the place look like?

Tiny ass room trash is strewn all over the place, the smell isn't much better, and the walls are metal in a cylinder shape

>What do you do?

Open the lid

>>311056

The cylindrical walls that enclose you hug you tightly. You are standing up. There's barely any room to sit, let alone lay down.

Before you can even wonder how you slept like that the rancid smell violently assaults your nostrils. You must've been in a pretty deep sleep not to notice it before.

You move the lid above you out of your way and climb the cold metal walls out of the room.

Now outside, you inspect the place around you.

You seem to be in an alley of sorts. It's not very different from your hometown, in fact it'd look like a normal alley, were it not four times bigger than normal. The room you just climbed out of is a round metal trash can and it's height is just a tad over yours.

The place is almost completely silent. Every once in a while there's the whistling of a bird and a muffled snore which interrupts the loud silence.

Judging from the natural light, it appears to be either early morning or late evening. You aren't sure which would be better.

In front of you there's a wall with a 'small' dark hole in the corner. The hole is smaller than you, but you could easily crawl through.

Behind you, the alley continues onto what might be road.

-What do you do?-

>>311097

>Going into small dark holes that could contain bugs, rats and aids

>No thank you

>The alley continues onto a what might be road

Yeah this is much better option, just remember to grab our TRANSFERABLE HOME CAN before we leave and keep a weather eye out for (((them)))

>>311100

>>311103

>>311142

You try to look inside the hole, but it's too dark to see. As if going into a dark hole was not a bad enough idea by itself, a small squeak comes out of the small entrance, making you give up on it.

The other way leads to something you can't see well. Though at least it's bright and pest-free.

You check your pockets before leaving, but they appear to be empty.

With no other items in your possession, you take the trash can you woke up in and walk towards the unknown, dragging it behind you with some difficulty. It might not be the best shelter, but you consider it your house. The few minutes you know you spend in it really marked you.

As you leave the alley, roads and streets open up around you. The giant buildings, from the massive skyscrapers, to what looks like one floor houses, tower above you.

You wander aimlessly through the giant dimly lit streets. The slightly increasing light shows it's in fact early morning.

Eventually, you come upon a one-floored house with an open window. You manage to climb up on your trashy home and look inside. While you are not very familiar with the concept, you don't need to be to realize this is a married couple's home. The bed is neatly done, with two contrasting nightstands adorning each side. You squint your eyes and manage to see a picture of the couple just before you hear the door opening.

-Is the man the same size as the woman or smaller? What do you do?-

>>311204

>>311246

>>311247

The man in the picture appears to be a bit taller than the woman, but they're both normal relative to each other. It seems that either you're alone down there, or some mad man decided to make huge houses just for the sake of it.

You don't have much time before the door opens and you decide not to waste it thinking. Quickly, you jump down from your trash can and retreat inside your little metal shell.

You've grown used to the smell surprisingly quickly. You wants to take the trash out of your house, but part of you feels that it is already part of your home.

You hear the door open and a voice mutter something. You can identify a voice as a girl's voice, but you can't hear what she said through your protective cylinder.

Soon enough the girl appears to leave, allowing you to leave your shelter.

As you remove the lid above you, your stomach rumbles. Instantly, you think of the only thing you could do in this state, go in and steal some food.

Leaving your metal shelter behind, you enter through the window and quickly hide under the bed. You try to listen for people and look around. Luckily, all you hear is the sound of people leaving the house.

Passing by a large living room with a big tv, you arrive at the huge kitchen.

With a bit of difficulty, you open the fridge and feast to your hearts content.

With your belly now full, you settle back to your dominion. As you your foot touches the living room, you see the giant girl on the couch turning the tv on. You look straight into her eyes and her dark ponytails jiggle as she turns to look back at you.

"W-who are you?" asks the girl. This sentence would normally show fear or hostility, but for this girl it only showed curiosity as the tiny man ventured through her house.

Your brain scrambles for an excuse before finally settling on "I'm Santa.".

"Santa? But it's not even november…. o-oh! Have you brought me a gift? I have been a good girl! I have been a very good girl! You know that, right?"

-What do you do?-

>>311347

>>311378

"Sure" you reply, "What do you want for early Christmas, uh little girl?"

"I-I…. " she closes her eyes and blushes before blurting out "I want a b-boyfriend for Christmas!"

"Uh… alright I guess, I could do that. Just hold on a sec."

You leave the girl waiting as you leave through the living room window.

Making sure she doesn't see your home in a can, you run around the house and enter it as quick as you can.

You look around and try to find something that could be her boyfriend.

The floor is mostly covered in broken electronics, with the eventual rotten food in between.

After a bit of scavenging, you find a banana. It's not as bad as the rest of the food, so you guess that could work. You're pretty sure that is what she meant by a "boyfriend" anyway.

You leave your metal sled and run back around the house with the good girl's gift in your hand.

You climb back though the window.

The girl watches you with a glimmer in her eyes. Seems she was so eager for the gift she forgot to turn the TV on, poor girl.

"Here it is." you say as you hand her the banana.

"T-this…? It… it smells kind of funny…"

"So? If you found a dirty rabbit and it smelled kind of funny, would you kill it and throw it away?"

"N-no, but…"

"No, you wouldn't. I know you uh…." you wait for her to tell you her name, "uh…" you repeat, but she just watches you with her innocent eyes. "What was your name again?"

"E-emily."

"Emily, I know you. You're a good girl. You wouldn't throw away that rabbit, no, you would care for it. You would bathe it, and clean it and love it as if it was your own son, that's what I like about you Emily, and that's why I came to give you this early gift. That banana shall serve as your boyfriend for as long as you like, all I ask is that you care for it, just like you would for the rabbit, and keep caring for it as long as you have it."

"I don't quite understand, but thanks. Sorry for being rude, I'll go wash it right away."

"I see. You're a good girl Emily, that you are. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go. There are a couple other good girls in town I have gifts for, I shouldn't keep them waiting. Take care of your boyfriend, and always eat your vegetables."

You end your speech and leave. The girl watches you jump out through the window of her living room, her big eyes filled with joy and confusion.

You return to your robot turtle shell as you think of what to do next.

-What do you do?-

>>311619

No, but it's fine to metagame.

>>311725

>>311811

You quickly go into your trash can and look for a weapon.

There are some sharp pieces of metal around. You could use those as shivs.

You take three metal shivs and put them in your pockets, just in case, then leave the trash can.

"I'm coming in." you say as you crawl into the hole.

"Follow me" the squeaky voice says, leading you around.

After a bit of crawling, you arrive at a huge room full of boxes. It appears to be a storehouse.

The dirty windows allow for enough light to allow you to see again.

You can now see what lead you through dark tunnels.

Your guide appears to be a small girl with short silver hair and mouse ears of the same color. Surprisingly enough, she's shorter than you, and her height hits just under your waist. The clothes she wear leave little to imagination, even the pants she wear are full of holes.

"Welcome to our base, well, one of them. I know you may be a bit confused ever since you came to this world, but I can explain everything."

-What do you do?-

>>311933

Tell the midget mouse to go suck a rotten banana and leave there in style.

>>311933

ask her why she's so adorable

>>311937

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>>311957

>>312054

>>312104

"Can you tell me the secret of immortality then?"

"Sure, I… what?"

"The secret of immortality. Tell me it"

"I… I don't know something like that. Listen, we can't live forever, but we can pass our genes on and that's…"

You sigh. "So I really did die and this is purgatory then."

"What are you… wait, no, you didn't, let me…"

"Tell me, cute rat, why are you so adorable? Shouldn't purgatory have some sort of demon gatekeeper or something?"

"C-cute…" the mouse blushes, fumbling with words to answer your questions. "W-wait, s-stop! I'm a mouse, and you aren't dead!"

"Oh, is that so?"

"Y-yes!"

"So you are just a little rat girl instead of a death angel?"

"Mouse, yes."

"I see. Sorry about rambling like that, I'm a bit confused, so I didn't notice you were a lost little girl. Don't worry, I'll take you to your parents. Where did you last see them?"

"I think they… no, wait, stop, just don't…. stop for a while, let me explain things!"

"Alright, little rat, go ahead."

She slowly breathes in then exhales before starting her explanation. "We're not exactly sure how it all began. Some say the mouse race used to roam the land before the giants came, others say we lived among them ever since the primordiums of time. Whichever may it be, we now live in this world of giants with no way to get a m-mate." her already flushed face gets redder and redder as she explains, "Thankfully, our god cares for us with motherly love and not only protects us, but also gives us man. Whenever the previous male dies, a new one is summoned to this world, and it's our job to find him. You are free to do what you want, you can either leave or live among us. You will be cared for and your only role will be to p-procreate."

"That god… does he happen to be a big guy?"

"A big guy?"

"Yes, with a mask."

"She isn't a guy, but I guess she would be big. Look at out size, even you are a big guy."

"For you."

"Yes. Anyway, do you want me to lead you into town? I could also call some other girls here, if you don't feel comfortable with going straight into our land."

-What do you do?-

>>312417

>>312408

"Wait. If I understand this correctly, I'm the only male your size and I'll get to breed with countless sexy mouse girls like you."

"Y-yes."

"Are they all as cute as you?"

"C-cute… I-I mean y-yes, even more than m-me!!"

"Are there any other species or are they all rats?"

"There are some moths and praying mantises, but the moths don't hang around much, they just come for the mating."

"So, am I going to be a breed machine or king?"

"W-well… you are free to b-breed with anyone you want and you can refuse as well, but you won't have any power as of yet."

"Can I have a big garden?"

"I-I guess?"

"What do you think of expanding our territory?"

"I… I guess that'd be nice?"

"Will we breed now or later?"

"B-breed?"

"Yes."

"W-with me?"

"Yes."

"B-but you haven't even seen the others yet, I-I think we should wait!"

The blushing rabbit fidgets intensely.

-What do you do?-

>>313240

Does this mean we've basically succeeded in our goal already? Also, we should try and get the mouse/rabbit girl to relax a bit

From Loomis Figure Draw.

Not exactly thick, but still useful.

>>313823

I'm retarded.

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>>313329

>>313589

You start to think about how you'll expand your new found empire and shortly a conclusion.

"If I pay the soldiers with sex, I'll be both impregnating them and increasing morale, it's perfect!"

"W-what are you talking-"

"I've made up my mind, I'll let you take me to the others,"

"Alright, follow-"

"But you'll be my first, cutie."

"W-what, w-why me, I-"

You put your hand on her cheek and stroke her hair back. The mouse tries to stutter something, but you quickly reach for her lips and lock her in a long passionate kiss.

You pull back to look at the mess you've done. A string of saliva connects your mouth to the mouth of the now red mouse. No matter how embarrassed she was before, she seems more lewd than anything as she pulls you back into another kiss.

Before long you're both naked on the floor. Both of you gasp for air as the other side doesn't seems to want to stop kissing. Slowly, you impale her with the weapon that'll make you their king.

The mouse seems smaller than ever now that she's under you. The size difference really shows, both on her body and on the slight bulge on her belly.

The speed acts as a potentiometer for her blush, as you start to go faster her face gradually gets redder and redder. You don't know if it's from embarrassment or pleasure, but it seems to be both.

Soon enough your legs start to give in. You're unsure if you should pull out, but the mouse quickly wraps her legs around you in a silent 'no'. You fill her up with what might be the firstborn of your dynasty.

"I… I love you."

"I love you too… uh… fuck what was your name again?"

She pouts and lightly punches you in the chest.

"Susie." she answers "Y-you better not forget it."

After you both dress up again you notice she's wearing different clothes.

"Y-you didn't have to be so rough, my clothes got dirty when you threw them on the floor." she answers when you question her about it.

"You sure didn't seem to mind it though. If anything, you were enjoying it a lot."

"I-I wasn't enjoying it… that much…" her voice trails away mid sentence.

You interrupt her with another kiss.

"Shall we get going then, cutie? I've got a kingdom to impregnate."

She starts saying something but your slap on her ass seems to interrupt her again.

After what seems like hours of walking around through tunnels, watching her ass sway on the brighter parts and the eventual teasing, you arrive at the mouse city.

The place seems like a small town, as in a town that's two times smaller than usual.

"I… uh… I've never done this before. Where do you want to go first? We could just walk around, maybe you want to go talk with the big shots? T-there's also my mother I'd like to introduce you to…."

-Where is the town located at? What do you do?-