/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>305940

>>305945

This gives me some trouble each year.

I found that, at the very least, you can wear small things like hats, or you can carry accessories.

It may seem lazy, but sometimes it's all you can do.

>>305915

Dude, you are are acting such like a spoiled brat, by god I have seen special educational students with single mothers act more proper than you. I cannot even say that you behavior is that of a standard faggot, but someone that is likely completely shameless. Sure >>305913 is a fool that responded to your previous post and as am I for responding to this post but really take a look on what you have wrote and imagine who else would write such a thing that is not a maladjusted child.

>>305948

>What are you, exactly?

Too big to be wearing normal human costumes, let's just leave it at that. I should really make friends with an Arachne sometime, but for now, a big witches hat or scary mask will do.

>>305950

Why do humans dress up as clowns? It's terrifying.

>>305955

dick or gtfo, snoutboy

>>305959

Does that mean Atlach-nachas are the monster girls that are most likely to pretend to be boys over the internet?

>>305962

more than likely would dress their men as clowns while selling worldendingfamous nachos in some carnival.

>>305971

> Ugh, bara. Why don't you just get fucked by an oni wearing a strap on?

Not really, even with muscles, onis have an hourglass figure, so yeah, they don't look like bara men

>>306028

Chuunipost elsewhere, nachodyke

>>305954

They make clothes for fat fucking legbeards too, Y'know. Including Halloween costumes

Sooo no REAL excuse there bitch.

>>306039

That's why you buy them on clearance

Besides, some of the stuff you can find regular price at Drow-Mart it's pretty cheap and doesn't look too bad

>>305893 (OP)

This is so goddamn stupid and cringey. You realize these kind of threads died out and were discouraged precisely because roleplaying as an MG is exactly the kind of degeneracy /monster/ is opposed to?

And what kind of pants-shitting imbecile celebrates Hallo-motherfucking-ween 3 months in advance? Are you an eleven-year-old?

Fuck off back to Twitter if your going to talk about anyone getting offended by anything.

I hope you get raped by an AIDS-infected Somalian.

>>306042

Nigger, calm the fuck down.

You don't have to be 200% mad at all times this isn't /v/. This is just stupid fun and they usually 404 before much harm is done.

>>306042

>And what kind of pants-shitting imbecile celebrates Hallo-motherfucking-ween 3 months in advance?

Supermarkets my area are already selling candy corn. Fucking candy corn with autumn packaging in fucking July. By the time Halloween comes along it will be stale.

>>306042

reported for not hiding threads you don't like

>>306019

You intentionally make a bad insult with a hole that WILL be argued against in order to start a discussionflamewar to liven up the place.

Kinda like what I'm doing right now.

Angel here, I'm going to a costume party and I'm wondering if I should wear my clothes from when I fought in the angel war a few hundred years ago. Is this a good idea or will someone find it offensive considering what Ilias wanted to do if she won the war?

How would a parallel monster girl universe even work?

If it was really the opposite, they would have monster boys, and the kind of monster that posts on imageboards would fucking hate them, just as we do with 3DPD.

How would they come up with humans, and why would they want them?

I can't imagine some monstergirl getting up and saying

>HEY GIRLS LOOK AT THIS, THE EVOLUTION OF A MONKEY, PRETTY HOT RIGHT?

>>306247

>Normalfag monstergirls.

Im pretty sure it is an acquired taste. After all, most people would say the same thing about us.

"HEY GUYS, A GIRL WITH ANIMAL PARTS! PRETTY HOT, RIGHT?" Not even going to mention the minefield that undead open up.

>>306439

Build a shrine to your husband and sacrischlick to it until he gets back.

>>306092

Women aren't fit to be warriors

>>306146

>Ilias

>hurr durr it turns out the light is evil bet you didn't see that coming you conformist! Don't get triggered by my rebellious freethinking

>>306247

>>HEY GIRLS LOOK AT THIS, THE EVOLUTION OF A MONKEY

That's not proportional, especially considering there are monkeygirls, oh and monstergirls look more like humans than humans look like monkeys.

>>306468

I would have thought chads would be their 3DPDs, since they are essentially the male version of bimbos

>>306471

>women can't be warriors!

Butthurt betacunt detected

>>306476

The online alp community would probably the equivalent of /mlp/

>>306525

>/mlp/

>not /cuckquean/

>>306525

I was thinking more like /homosuck/

Its just there and no one likes them, but ya I can see /mlp/ being the equivalent to /alp/

>>306533

>/alp/ would be bizzaro /fit/

That or /r9k/

>>306559

>a bunch of alps trying to lift their mamono mana away but failing to do so or get any results.

>>306583

Doesn't matter the dimension all the faggots who want to be the opposite gender will completely be bullied forever and ever.

Dying. Another year of fucking monstergirls disguising themselves to attempt to get into my fucking house. Why was I born a man?

If you want proof fuck off, I ain't got time for your shit, this isn't a fucking dating site either.

>>306625

>Why was I born a man?

It's okay Sven, I'm sure you're not as bad as your gender studies class makes you out to be. Besides, I'm sure Sweden's government will pay for your hormone therapy.

>>306628

The fuck are you on about?

I bet you're one of them monstergirls. I'm an AMERICAN. I only curse my existence because MG's had to show up, I could barely find a human girl and now every shit-heeled bitch wants my dick in a heartbeat. I want a human female, not this dumb shit monstergirl crap. Being single is hell, last year I got my ribs broken by some succubus who was too intense with her strength. Being immune to this whole "mamano" mana thing is even worse, I'm one is ;ike 2% of humans who aren't affected by monster girl anything. I can't be healed with magic either. It wasn't that bad, the succubus paid the bill but still I wasn't happy.

The people who erp in this thread are the worst and heres why. I don't need to namedrop anyone specifically since they are all essentially the same. Their main goal in this thread is only for erp and they act like children as they try to obtain it. They have no desire to be friendly with anyone unless there is erp involved, the moment they know you don't erp they want nothing to do with you and their attitude towards you changes instantly. I've had multiple people try to act friendly with me with blatantly lewd undertones to the point it was uncomfortable and i had to tell them I don't erp. The moment I told them that they stopped talking to me completely. If you are already known in the community for not erping then they wont even try with you since they get all their gossip from other erpers. Its like they have a special board just to create lists of confirmed erpers and anti erpers so they can save time only targeting erpers and new players. They have zero interest in the person behind the screen, all they care about is how cute and sexy your character is which is probably a sign of extreme autism or escapism, they probably forget who they are in real life and take up their sexual deviant persona in game as their true self. If you are a new face in the community and you look cute to them its highly probably they will try to catch you before other erpers do. They are just like hyenas that fight for their prey, funnily enough they would all have a good time erping together but since they are all so bent because of "NTR" and "waifu stealing" the majority of these erpers hate each others guts. Its blatantly obvious when you see someone in the community open up as down to erp and suddenly these erpers flock towards them wanting to feast on their new target. They are toxic and should be avoided entirely.

>>306632

Then kill me plenty because if I'm not human okay. Anyways have fun with your Halloween thread. In fucking August you stupid fucks.

>>306631

>Special snowflake quality applied to self insert

>Being upset about scenario where you're worth something out of self doubt and secret admiration

>Roleplaying on a fucking imageboard

>Roleplaying to a response calling everyone retarded for roleplaying.

>>306634

No wonder you can't find a girlfriend. Just saying.

<hurr these threads are so cringy and terrible

>not just hiding the thread if you don't like it

>>306648

I'd honestly play the hell out of a Super Beardicus Sunshine where you go to a tropical holstaurus paradise and help out with various problems.

>>306633

Is this copypasta? If not, I'm frankly embarrassed for you. Typing out an entire paragraph about something you don't like is pretty autistic.

>>306645

>I consider this autistic, so let's recommend a place that is at the very least equally autistic, probably even more

???

>>306698

It's very simple. I'm suggesting you keep the trash in the trashcan. It's okay, we all can't have double digit IQs.

>>305893 (OP)

>Oh, and skeletons/ghosts, don't take the cheap decorations personally. If anything, it should be flattering! You're famous!

>Cue offended outfits thing

"This is not me. This is not okay."

>>306760

Secondlife is a hedonistic nightmare of everything black, oily and salty about the human condition, LSD simulator and Worlds with a big pretty bow on top and you doubt milk-powered propulsion?

How long until the portal opens? I'm on the verge of unkilling myself and then killing myself.

>>306699

We know you have a double digit IQ. It has to be somewhere in the mid 60s.

>>306779

Even if it was in the mid 60s, it's higher than your functionless beef-patty asscrack looking brain, but it's not. Unlike most people here, I'm HIGH FUNCTIONING, which means I don't roleplay online like a fucking spastic.

Also stealing someone elses' insult and throwing it back at them is about as uncreative as you can get, small brained wojack.

>>306583

So monstergirls are like reverse clown fish?

>most /human/ posters would call them a bunch of closeted dykes

And they would be

>>306791

Would fug.

>>306780

Quick question-if you hate this thread so much, why are you here? Surely your HIGH FUNCTIONING brain can come up with better alternatives, like reporting or hiding this thread. Why are you acting like a high functioning autist and ruining the fun for the rest of us?

You don't have anything to prove on the internet, fuckwit. Got to the alp thread if you really want to sperg out while saying 'I'm fucking normal!" and have people believe it

>>306806

I never said I was normal. Your assblasted pus-filled whining and snotdribbling all over my board is my fucking jackfuel but at least I'm not pretending to be an anime girl on the internet.

You deserve to be bullied, and I am morally obligated to deliver judgement upon you. Nerd.

>>306644

>Expecting nice things to happen

>Ever

>Anywhere

My friend, you live a sheltered life.

>>306633

tl;dr

>>305893 (OP)

Newfag here. Is there some kind of archive of this board? I like the concept of this thread and I'd like to see previous /human/ threads.

>>306791

Does she have goat pussy or girl pussy?

>>306247

Why monster (women) would even think of even conjure the thought of humanity if we did not exist in their world is quite simple, we are different, unknown, and unique to them. Mankind likewise had conjure the thought of monsters and the supernatural as explanations to the unknown, the non-human entities that may exist some where,and the something that is something that defines humanity. But more importantly, it is just a good way of creating stories and contexts; after all what would define the magical and immortal than the technologically gifted and mortal being than humans.

And as for wanting Human men, their are many possible reasons as well. One possibility is that there is a lack of monster men; therefore, monster women have to complete viciously to even have sex, much less having a relationship with them. This can be due to for many reasons: For example their can be a event that causes a gender disparity; this can be seen in China where women can be very selective when it comes to men due to the fact that most family killed their girls, while men in post Soviet Union regions men can be selective due do the massive lost of men due to WW2 (this apparently affects them to this day). An alternative reason for gender disparity is that there is biological reason,like a reverse Briffault's Law in which monster men determines the condition of monster kind, meaning that they chose what is valued when it furthering monster kind (high magic, power, etc). This may be caused by monster men not having too much sexual vitality, them losing energy/power when having sex with women and therefore losing desire to have sex with monster women or be very discriminating to whom they have sex with. To counter monster men's reluctance, monster women would need attributes that would help them to have sex and make children with monster men. This would mean full sexual appeal and/or things that would allow them to rape monster men, such as magic, physical strength and other evolutionary niches. This would also explain why succubus, powerful monster girls, and gang rape packs are the dominate types of monster girls, they need to milk monster men for all they are worth. Also societal decadence/incentives may encourage bad behavior form monster men just like there is for human women. This would also be why monster men would be 3dpd to monster girls; there are both evolutionary and social reason that encourage such behaviors. Meanwhile human men are vulnerable to even beta monster girls depending not if human men are not willing or not. Also human men's contradictory nature may be also appealing and beneficial to monster girls. While human men may have a biological incentive to have many sexual partners and encounters to spread their genetics as far as possible, they are still capable to be loyal due to our said biology to bond with our lovers and to care for our children. This dual nature increases the sexual vitality of human men, which means that the monster girls can extract a higher dosage energy/sperm from human men, they get a loyal partner, and they a man that would care for their children which also mean more incentives for sex. A bonus for pack monster girls is that human men would not mind have many partners and would care for his pack like his own. Monster girls may also like the fact that humans are a jack of trades types of species, something like the a species that specializes in something like harpies, slimes, and mermaids would find some value in humans . There is also the monster girls interest in human technology that may also bring frequent contact with human men, much like how human men will seek monster girls for magic. The final reason is that monstergirls would like human men is that they may have the abilities to alter themselves to live with them for the long run and hopefully retain their good traits.

>>306251

To be fair, there are many types of monsters to suit individual preferences of everyone.

>>306052

It's funny that you mention that, I got back to school ads even before the school year finished. I am not sure for who even willing to buy school supplies that early. Not even teachers would consider buying supplies that early and they have to be fugal due to lack of funds.

I could imagine the Sabbath being hyped for Halloween a few months before hand due to their association with the holiday. So maybe Hakutaku would be joyful about the back to school sales being released very early as a gremlin or android would being hyped for receiving black Friday ads in the end of August.

Is this thread shadow bumplocked or something?

>Go outside

>Shithead little spider girls from down the road shot web all over my house and trees

>It's only October 2nd

>>317269

>spiders

>not burning them for fun

Anon go