>>303327
Aint it obvious? >>303339
>Portal opened a few weeks ago.
>I bugged the fuck out to my stocked shipping container I set deep in the Rocky Mountains.
>Originally set it up for when Hiltlerly won but was pleasantly surprised.
>Anyway, its been a bit but things are not right.
>Started last week. Found a pile of slash I was going to turn into charcoal neatly stacked.
>The next day, I came back from washing to skin a rabbit when I found it nicely skinned and ready to roast.
>Already on edge, not even sure what the portal did, just sort of NOPED the fuck out.
>Start sleeping with AK.
>Actually, start sleeping with bayonet on AK. Had been sleeping with AK since I got to the container.
>Third day, found my laundry drying on the line.
>Fourth day, my pantry was properly rotated and all the ingredients to make a good stew were waiting for me.
>Fifth day, my shotgun was freshly cleaned.
>Sixth day, my shitty cot was replaced with a grass mattress with a feather pillow top with a thick quilted cover.
>Seventh day, some really good apple vodka was left on my counter with a shot glass.
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