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File: e12cc22e5786a92⋯.png (135.01 KB, 1323x541, 1323:541, 1500483519412.png)

d82bf0 No.303214

It's 2017.

Where the fuck is the invading army of MGs and Elves anon? Where are they? ANSWER ME GUYS, YOU SAID THEY WERE COMING GOD DAMMIT!

b0bed5 No.303218

Wait until the eclipse in August, bro.


76c3cb No.303219

File: c073278f6e4e574⋯.jpg (379.97 KB, 605x900, 121:180, IMG_0658.JPG)

>>303214

>elves

>conquering anything

You best hope the monsters don't invade and start a war though. I don't want our waifus dead because they tried to fight a war with humanity.


8f8cd5 No.303223

>>303219

if anything they would stop if they saw humans kill each other for the chance of getting their waifu.


8ccf7a No.303224

File: fbda86478cd170f⋯.png (653.76 KB, 583x600, 583:600, IMG_1253.PNG)

>>303219

I swear to whatever deity that come out of this, ==IF ELVES RUIN MY CHANCE TO BE WITH MY GIANT RED ALCOHOLIC WAIFU, I WILL MAKE GENGHIS KHAN RAPEFEST LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTEN PLAY OF THE INVASION OF STALINGRAD!==


58dee8 No.303235

>>303218

Gonna be a gathering of degenerates all doing some edgy summoning bullshit. Should just drop a bomb on that area the day it happens.


8f8cd5 No.303243

>>303235

> pls let the jews keep their reign!

how about no, nerd.


d82bf0 No.303245

>>303243

Even though we all want monster girls, the backlash from nations and religious organizations would be incredible.


8f8cd5 No.303254

>>303245

> oh no angels and demons exist!

>Jews who made atheism get btfo, nillhilists and the far left are fucking anally destroyed forever. The skeptic community is assravaged forever.

>christfags ask the angels if god exists

> the god of the kikes doesn't exist but instead due to some ironic twist Jesus exists and he is an Egyptian sorcerer

>Catholics, and protestant heretics are all proven to be liars and have to fact check and damage control shit forever.

You bet your ass i want to see that chaos happen.


58dee8 No.303301

>>303243

>>303245

>>303254

It's more about the worrying chaos other things getting summoned could bring about.


52d878 No.303313

File: f3a618dcbface55⋯.webm (3.52 MB, 960x720, 4:3, k_goes_shopping.webm)

>>303245

Forget about nations. Can you imagine what the Strelo/k/s would do?

> MONSTERS ATTACK EARTH!!!

It would be like Christmas for those guys. Oldfags running around dual wielding 1911's frothing at the mouth and raving about "STOPPIN POWAH!". Pudgy anons poured into brand name plate carriers mag dumping their $500 AR's with $1000 of aftermarket add ons. Poorfags sneaking about in eastern European military surplus, caressing their Mosin while muttering in broken Russian and headshotting poor zombie girls.


0b8565 No.303315

>>303224

I'll drink to that, brother.


3bb937 No.303316

>>303313

Lord knows I would sperg out and fuck off into the woods. Yeah, they might not mean any harm, but my schizo brain works differently than my normal one.


feb1d6 No.303321

>>303313

I look at it this way, if she can disarm me of my AK and my Pulaski, she's worthy and then some.

>You will never play cat and mouse in the Colorado mountain ranges with an operator as fuck woman hunting you.


52d878 No.303327

File: e0ba4ea7712fadd⋯.gif (782.27 KB, 844x475, 844:475, Elf girl gonna rape that.gif)

>>303316

>>303321

What kind of monster girls would be most likely to want to hunt anons through the wilderness? I'm not talking about ones like Hellhounds who would probably just sprint at you and rip off your underwear with their teeth. I'm talking about ones who would really savor the chase. Draw it out, gradually herding you further and further from anyone who could interfere. Until finally corning you somewhere completely isolated and raping and cuddling you for days.


6b7944 No.303335

>>303327

Isn't it obvious?

S K I N W A L K E R S

and other assorted innawoods creatures.

Some /k/ommando's grandfather answered some questions in an innawoods spooky thread. Apparently South Carolina has a wandering satyr or two. If the eclipse and our autism pans out and we get monster girls, I might find a satyr gf.


42d086 No.303339

>>303313

>point rifle at kikimora thinking she's been sent to kill me

>she disarms me but only to disassemble, clean and reassemble the rifle before handing it back to me beaming with pride


ae7e2b No.303341

>>303313

We gotta protecc them anon

>>303224

>>303315

no oni waifu but ill drink to that aswell

>>303339

want

>>303327

I saw that thread, or a spin off of such. He also said they are all male and fuck virgin woods or something gay


ae7e2b No.303342

just wanna see whos >>303333


feb1d6 No.303357

>>303327

Aint it obvious? >>303339

>Portal opened a few weeks ago.

>I bugged the fuck out to my stocked shipping container I set deep in the Rocky Mountains.

>Originally set it up for when Hiltlerly won but was pleasantly surprised.

>Anyway, its been a bit but things are not right.

>Started last week. Found a pile of slash I was going to turn into charcoal neatly stacked.

>The next day, I came back from washing to skin a rabbit when I found it nicely skinned and ready to roast.

>Already on edge, not even sure what the portal did, just sort of NOPED the fuck out.

>Start sleeping with AK.

>Actually, start sleeping with bayonet on AK. Had been sleeping with AK since I got to the container.

>Third day, found my laundry drying on the line.

>Fourth day, my pantry was properly rotated and all the ingredients to make a good stew were waiting for me.

>Fifth day, my shotgun was freshly cleaned.

>Sixth day, my shitty cot was replaced with a grass mattress with a feather pillow top with a thick quilted cover.

>Seventh day, some really good apple vodka was left on my counter with a shot glass.

Moar????


6d7019 No.303371

>>303218

>tfw will be out camping with family during the eclipse

>will most likely miss the first wave of monstergirls until I get back home in september

wish me luck in finding an Oni lads


3bb937 No.303377

File: 2d570d10e3e1abb⋯.jpg (36.73 KB, 330x328, 165:164, IMG_1310.JPG)

>>303327

Ok, several things could happen if a MG were to try that. None of them good.

1. I start going apeshit with traps. I have some old land mines thats a story for another day lads and know-how on making pitfalls with spikes a the bottom as well as various other human scale traps.

2. I straight up spray down and point of noise I hear after I notice that I'm being stalked that won't end well for anyone

3. I kill myself. I wouldn't give whatever the hell is chasing me the satisfaction of a kill assuming schizo brain takes over that is.

ow the edge


3bb937 No.303390

>>303377

I make traps like an artist who frequents /d/


013583 No.303414

>>303313

>live in nofunsland

>going camping in august

>got nothing but a worn german knife and the world's shittiest surplus

I can't wait.

>>303357

You don't need permission to writefag man, just go where your heart takes you.


0b8565 No.303436

>>303357

Don't stop or you're a faggot.


7cb6d4 No.303465

Turned out it was a near miss and the universe immediately to our left got hit instead.


09291d No.303702

File: 5781da0a4dd7a5f⋯.jpg (33.55 KB, 255x196, 255:196, IMG_1597.JPG)


83b90f No.303710

>31 days left

31 days left

<31 days left?

31 DAYS LEFT


02e504 No.303714

>>303313

>After several minutes of leadrain, the unimpressed wraith gave up on trying to reason with the shooter and raped him instead


6911b9 No.303810

File: 51d568592bfa655⋯.jpg (413.64 KB, 754x900, 377:450, Manticore_2.jpg)

>>303327

Good anon why do you think the Manticore is so popular? They are a race that gets turned on by striking fear into the hearts of men, hunting them and driving them into a corner with the venomous spikes they can shoot from their tail.

Also most types of Beastmen should enjoy a good hunt like Werewolfs and Wercats and then there are the obvious ones like Amazoness and Dark Elves.


fd14fd No.303813

>>303810

Amazons actually do hunt their mates, I'm pretty sure it's in the KC entry. It's a ritual thing for them.


ae7e2b No.303829

>>303810

I actually am going to sounds like a teenie 3dpd but I like them because I imagine them being both scary and viscous and predatory but also sweet af and cuddly.


2d57bf No.303839

File: d2dcfe0f40416b4⋯.png (197.02 KB, 369x364, 369:364, 1463686873206.png)

>>303327

>>303810

>I'm talking about ones who would really savor the chase. Draw it out, gradually herding you further and further from anyone who could interfere.

That's exactly the kind of sadism I'd expect from manticore. Which is why she's best girl by a mile.


e33704 No.303880

>>303357

>On the 8th day of Happening my waifu gave to meeeeee


7970d1 No.303894

File: ed885c48fce976d⋯.jpg (14.74 KB, 540x332, 135:83, pathetic.jpg)

>>303214

>pic

Jesus christ how cucked can you be?


c6f8b2 No.330528

adfadf


c6f8b2 No.330534

afdfa




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