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Amongst the Order, imagine an elite order of knights that are praised for their accomplishments, but have a secret that would get them into trouble. This order of Knights claim to worship the Chief god, but behind closed doors they actually worship Baphomet and the Sabbath. Knights that conduct sexual rituals with monster girls secretly. Any Knight that joins this order must choose a monster girl to fuck and drink from Baphomet's chalice with the girl he's chosen. However, if the Order and the Church were to find out, these knights will get executed for heresy. We don't get many pro-monster knights, do we?
▶ a1fdab (4) No.302834
>Posting your heretical secret on an Israeli back waxing board
>Nice job
>Now please go to the stakes to be burned
But seriously you think the Knights would just run away with their significant other. It's not like they could catch you on horses and foot, when you have a monster who could just open a portal on the other-side of the continent, and in the case where they decide to follow you through the portal or making their own, they're now deep in enemy territory with no back up, supplies, or knowledge of the land around them
▶ 3a69c2 (2) No.302835>>302952
>>302828 (OP)
>consorting with abominations
>pro-monster knights
Good evening, sir knight, I believe there are some questions you must answer. Come with us.
▶ 1b226e (3) No.302840>>302952
Get off this board you Slaaneshi cum dumpster
▶ 0a302d (3) No.302845>>302846 >>302866 >>302959
Why not openly pro-Mamono knights/warriors, you cum-guzzling faggot?
>the current year
>not exterminating furfags and other degenerates in the name of Ammit
▶ a3ede9 (4) No.302846>>302959
>>302845
The knights of Ammit, now THAT'S a story someone should write about.
▶ 1b226e (3) No.302866>>302867 >>302951
>>302845
>current year
>people still worship a god made by niggers
▶ a3ede9 (4) No.302867>>302869
▶ 0d8d29 (2) No.302950>>302952
>>302828 (OP)
You are in dire need of a good purging.
▶ 7f9729 (4) No.302951
>>302866
go back to T_D. you stupid meme faggot.
▶ 7f9729 (4) No.302952>>302955 >>303083
>>302835
>>302840
>>302950
waaa waa waaa. my templar posting is not heretical.
You heresy fags are hypocrites for posting heretics who got burned for worshiping demons.
Godamned memefag redditors on this site don't know their history.
▶ 0d8d29 (2) No.302955>>302958
>>302952
>Godamned memefag redditors
<Reddit spacing
Sure thing, pal. What ever you say.
▶ 573103 (3) No.302956>>309468 >>309612
Baphs are the patrician's choice
▶ 7f9729 (4) No.302958>>303083
>>302955
Go post more heretics you fucking godless, no sense of history plebian.
▶ f828ae (1) No.302959>>303009
▶ 44c880 (1) No.302965
>>302828 (OP)
Sign me the fuck up tbh
▶ 6116d4 (1) No.303009
>>302959
Of course they would.
▶ 6c25f9 (1) No.303023>>303039 >>303059 >>303081
>>302828 (OP)
You guys can do whatever you want. But no Demons, demons are for ripping and tearing. Nothing more, nothing less
▶ 95a35e (1) No.303039
>>303023
Only if ripping and tearing is a euphemism for cuddling and marrying.
▶ 573103 (3) No.303059
>>303023
I'd rip and tear their clothes off, does that count?
▶ 637c17 (1) No.303081
>>303023
>not using the power of the D to turn evil demons into loving waifus
You in the right place?
▶ 6f82a7 (1) No.303083>>310810
>>302952
>>302958
>Calling people godless
>Posts a Mormon
Your cult is objectively worse than ours
▶ ddbdd5 (1) No.303113>>303116 >>303124 >>303173 >>303314
>>302828 (OP)
>Baphomet
You know that was a typo, right? There is no "Baphomet"; it was "Mahomet". Y'know, Mohammad?
▶ 1b226e (3) No.303124
>>303113
AVE MARIA INFIDEL
▶ 2f2cb5 (1) No.303188>>303311
>>303175
Ready for a casual confession?
My party got wiped in this game and I ragequit and never went back to it.
▶ a1fdab (4) No.303311
>>303175
Now this is art
>>303188
>Gives up after losing one party
By the Light Anon do you now listen to your ancestor when he tells you to "endure this loss, and learn from it." the point is to not give up heroes are expendable and be replaced, death has no penalty besides the trinkets you lose and the loss of the character unless it's Stygian mode so puff up your chest and get back in there and command more heroes to slay unholy monsters in the name of whatever god you believe in also prioritize stress dealers health is easier to recover than stress
▶ d55f41 (1) No.303314
>>303113
>Believing the papist lies about the only check to jewish currency control in the middle ages
>Believing the Holy Knights would ever sink to worshipping some sandnigger moongod with half the damn wealth of Jerusalem in their coffers.
I don't have a smug enough anime girl for this…
sage for not MG
▶ d82d50 (1) No.303416>>303638
>>303175
Sauce on the music?
▶ 3d75a0 (1) No.303638>>303641 >>303643
>>303416
>Not knowing about the werewolf-crusader-metal subgenre.
▶ d83635 (1) No.303641
>>303638
>Wan Wan Crusaders
▶ 0a302d (3) No.303643>>309461
>>303638
>furfag paladindus
Jesus christ that's cancerous. Music's good, though.
▶ e30d0e (1) No.309457>>309465 >>309593 >>309603 >>309624
>>302828 (OP)
Noble paladins, as knights of Baphomet, you are honor bound to slay any aras you encounter, but seize and ravish any tiny monster lolis that you come across.
▶ fc591e (3) No.309461>>309487 >>309601
>>303643
so werewolves are fur now
get the fuck outta here
▶ a1fdab (4) No.309465
>>309457
>Slaying aras who could be a loli's mothers
>Literal pedophilia
>"Noble paladins"
▶ 9e2a70 (1) No.309468>>309603
▶ a6b64d (2) No.309593
>>309457
>that file name
He's going to kill the loli you idiot and rightfully so
▶ 47de19 (1) No.309601>>309603 >>309726
>>309461
Are you merely pretending to be retarded?
▶ f17f4a (2) No.309603>>309612 >>309712
>>309457
This is not JUSTICE
>>309487
>>309601
>taking the bait
>>309468
I'm actually not though, I just like the magic lolis
▶ 907c47 (1) No.309612>>309654 >>309789
>>302956
>>309603
>after massive effort, young sorcerer manages to summon a Baphomet
>She immediately offers "familiar contract"
>Sorcerer agrees
>Turns out that because he didn't bother with specifications, he is now Baphomet's familiar
▶ 7f9729 (4) No.309624
▶ 26d104 (1) No.309654>>309789
>>309612
I see nothing wrong with this, now he just gets the best magical teacher he can get instead.
and a waifu too I guess but that's kinda a added bonus
▶ a6b64d (2) No.309712>>309789
>>309603
>purging lolis
>not JUSTICE
pick one
▶ fc591e (3) No.309726>>309765 >>309789
>>309487
>>309601
the oldest of monster girls used to be men
▶ cfbb05 (1) No.309765>>309777 >>309782
>>309726
Speedwagon is my favorite monster girl
▶ a87a1d (1) No.309777>>309782
>>309765
Kakyoin is far superior. He is was a living ara detector.
▶ 54d3da (1) No.309782>>309839
>>309765
>>309777 (checked)
>not posting the best monster girl in ZA WARUDO
▶ f17f4a (2) No.309789
>>309612
>>309654
I also see nothing wrong with this, though I imagine a hakutaku would probably still be the best teacher even if they don't have a baph's prowess in magic
>>309712
I'll pick both, Sabbath-bait
>>309726
>t. alp
Monsters used to eat humans as well, now they "eat" them
▶ d8b748 (1) No.309822
>>302828 (OP)
Not only do you consort with monsters, but one of their most despicable forms.
The Inquisition's fires will burn high this night.
▶ fb62b3 (1) No.309839
>>309782
>implying that can beat literal perfection
▶ a3ede9 (4) No.310810
>>303083
>Disrespecting post-apocalypse mormon crusader
▶ d7230f (1) No.311092
Just go buy a prostitute like any other crusader who can't get a grill otherwise, don't need to make yet another punishable-by-death cult because you're horny
▶ ee92e7 (1) No.314922