reminds me of this old greentext…unfortunately, can't find the original…
>There's this Hellhound you know.
>Well, not really know.
>She hasn't even told you her name.
>But that doesn't stop her from sneaking into your apartment and ravaging you.
>She's been doing this for two months now, every night. You can't stop her.
>Recently, you've been down in the dumps.
>Your boss screams, like really fucking screams when he's angry.
>It's ear shattering and more irritating than it is intimidating. It's like a fucking thousand buzz saws going off in your head.
>Your coworkers are always loud and always shouting at one another. They get aggressively defensive if you don't understand the hip things they're talking about.
>Traffic is always a mess, and it takes you almost two hours to get home.
>You get home especially late one night. Your ears are ringing and your head is pounding something fierce.
>You stand in the shower more so than actually clean yourself, just letting the hot water flow over you.
>You prepare a pack of instant noodles, not really feeling up to actually cooking.
>One hour of just playing the same damn video game you always do before heading to bed.
>There she is. Standing in front of your bed wit her arms at her side, a grin on her face.
>"Sorry I'm late." She teases. "I hope you're ready for another ni-"
>The hellhound gasps in surprise as you just approach and wrap your arms around her.
>She reels back and falls onto your bed.
>You lie there with your head on her chest, letting out a deep sigh.
>"Can we just do this tonight?" You ask. "Please?"
>She seems hesitant at first, but soon you feel an arm wrap around you and the pads on her paw gently stroke your hair.
>"Okay." She whispers. "I'm always excited to try new things."
>You have tomorrow off.
>You can't remember the last time you slept so well.