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File: 66c2589ecdf9a15⋯.png (282.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, IMG_1709.PNG)

2ad439 No.289443

>Hellhounds are hoodrats

>Anubi are Hotep Niggas

>Danuki (based on raccoon dogs) are kikes

Damn, why are canine girls always shafted with the comparisons to the worst of the human subspecies? These are good girls and deserve better than this.

Expanding the habit of making MG species counterparts to the RL races in general could still be a fun community game though:

>Cheshires as Australian or Canadian shitposters

>Oni (Red and Blue) as alchoholic Eastern Europeans

>Dark Elves as Appalachians

Anyone got other examples/suggestions?

2ad439 No.289444

What race would Kobolds be the equivalent of?


aeeb54 No.289446

>Dark Elves as Appalachians

wut. I think of Appalachians being rednecks. How would that fit with dark elves?


2ad439 No.289447

>>289446

The rampant incest.


aeeb54 No.289448

>>289447

Fair point.


d18865 No.289453

Attaching the stereotypes to monstergirls is just bringing real world baggage into what should be a purse universe. Very much inJUSTICE.


d18865 No.289454

>>289453

*Pure universe


e2af0a No.289457

>>289453

It's certainly a purse universe with the danuki around.


8b626b No.289459

>>289457

and as their purse grows bigger the communities around them grow happier


b87225 No.289462

>>289453

One of the unique benefits of monster girls is being able to tell at a glance what they're generally like. Stereotypes help celebrate these clear differences while contributing to fun banter between us and our waifus that can be used for bonding.


ce2d0e No.289463

>>289443

This is why you don't let /pol/(which are mostly poor whites who decide to live close to niggers) and the jews add their nigger we wuz bullshit to Egypt.

At this point its becoming redditshit.


eeabc8 No.289466

>>289443

>devil bugs are turks


3ae4e3 No.289467

>>289462

This anon put it better than me.

>>289463

To be fair there's plenty of melanin-enriched folk too, albeit often self-loathing cucks.


fabb61 No.289500

File: 357dc7a5550026a⋯.png (2.22 MB, 2000x2594, 1000:1297, yeti_tea.png)

File: d0ba9702338558f⋯.jpg (125.94 KB, 724x1023, 724:1023, Whitehorn16.jpg)

>>289443

so it seems that all the desert inspired mons are garbo, and all the wintry/cold ones are pure cuties


1e5028 No.289510

>>289466

well played


e249c5 No.289536

What kind of stereotype would a snek be? Can't think of anything fitting.


1135ea No.289537

What mamano would be the equivalent of the California blond whore? You know the Paris Hilton type. My bet is elf.


e2af0a No.289538

>>289537

Probably a succubus

Elves would be hippies


0bd32d No.289541

>>289536

belly dancer


355f04 No.289543

>>289443

Are Danuki based on raccondogs?

>Cheshires as Australian

Cat's aren't known for being Australian animals


355f04 No.289544

>>289537

>Wanting any mamano to be 3dpd-tier

Shame on you


6fc2f3 No.289549

>>289543

>Cat's aren't known for being Australian animals

Shitposters are though.


3ae4e3 No.289553

>>289536

Coalburners, ancaps, and/or dancers.

>>289537

I doubt any mamono would be Hilton-tier, but if you just mean dumb valley girl then catgirls.


6f8d14 No.289554

>>289538

Nah, elves are too snobby. I'd say they're more like the "right-wing" environmentalist types, like Varg.

>>289543

No, but feral cats are widely despised in Australia. What's more australian (or cheshire) than even managing to piss aussies off?


1135ea No.289556

>>289553

Yeah, dumb valley girl is what I was aiming for.

Wonder what lamia and centaurs would be.


74c9c3 No.289558

What would kikimoras be?


e249c5 No.289565

>>289553

>coalburner

How


ebc290 No.289585

>>289447

That's an inaccurate stereotype spread by our racial (((enemies))). As always, they're projecting. If you wanna see yourself some rampant incest you need look no further than the (((chosen))) people. I forget the research paper but most all the Ashkenazi kikes are certifiably 5th cousins or closer to each other. Only one way that happens goy,..

>>289558

East Asian Chicks. Seriously they are subservient and crave Aryan cock something fierce.


6707f9 No.289594

>>289585

In the south it's actually the negro who is more likely to be inbred. Rpthe inner cities in particular. This is because most of them don't move very far, and the nature of relationships within their race. Especially how quickly it can change. Many may end up dating their cousins and have no idea.


6f8d14 No.289602

>>289585

Shit, even Frued's research that led him to think every psychological phenomena was based around incestuous sexual tension was supposedly conducted exclusively on jewish aristocracy.


139a31 No.289606

File: 971a79d6a8cbbc0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 362.38 KB, 871x2048, 871:2048, CSIcj3-XAAA2686.jpg large.jpg)


440f89 No.289607

File: 7982d09c407bb16⋯.gif (496.91 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1421394804841.gif)

>>289606

>one joke comic later

>coalburner stereotype


1e5028 No.289637

>>289606

i kek'd


ebc290 No.289809

>>289602

Jewish Ethnocentrism strikes again! Seriously, this must be the most obvious and painfully obvious difference between the European and the Semite. It's even in the "Culture of Critique". Europeans are Exogamous in their mating practice, whereas Jews are Endogamous. The latter means Incest at every opportunity y'know…


48bf74 No.294634

File: 642cdd2d72b822a⋯.png (471.67 KB, 1373x750, 1373:750, pharaoh.png)


2e2fce No.299216

File: 45652a49b72a6a5⋯.jpg (221.44 KB, 620x1200, 31:60, Alp17.jpg)

Alps are german/french.


4facc7 No.299219

File: a6344c81f56f1fd⋯.jpg (170.23 KB, 644x1200, 161:300, Here _15262eb5d47983841325….jpg)

>>299216

Wouldn't elves fit better as French?


32b547 No.299231

>>299216

Alps are swedish


e2af0a No.299236

>>299231

Thought they'd be from Thailand


32b547 No.299240

>>299236

there's a difference?


6f8d14 No.299261

>>299240

Thai ladyboys have more dignity and are whiter than the typical swede.


b2addb No.299264

>>299231

Alps are American, because americans are decadent


ce2d0e No.299294

>>299264

What a fucking retard. Americans are bald eagle harpies.


52e3f0 No.299298

>>289443

I want a picture of a hellhound saying "we wuz good girls"


a94383 No.299305

>>299298

she a gud gurl she dindu nuffin, jus tryin' to settle down n shiet, need mo' mana for them puppers


1e5028 No.299316

>>299294

>What a fucking retard. Americans are bald eagle harpies.

That can't be, since Americans are too fat to fly.


7c77b5 No.299324

>>299231

Nah, german/swedish alps are like triangles. they're ACUTE


d593f4 No.300732

>>299231

>>299264

>implying alps aren't Swiss


ca716a No.300738

File: 8d208b83e11f449⋯.png (270.01 KB, 403x403, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>300732

>swiss alps

Fuck you anon, I can't stop laughing.


29aa68 No.300745

File: 7230d5dc91fd1ac⋯.jpg (175.3 KB, 640x1854, 320:927, IMG_2038.JPG)

>>289443

Okay I change my mind, Dark Elves are Eastern European migrants.


eb2e00 No.300748

File: d2397850b451c4a⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 11.08 MB, 720x406, 360:203, the sexiest english accent.mp4)

>>289443

>cheshire australian or candian

alice in wonder land's author was english

pretty certain chesher would be english likely with a variety of annoying accent's to fuck with people


b6d80c No.300762

>>300748

Jesus i was not ready m8

fucking hell


b6d80c No.300764

>>300762

fuck

>it was literally gut busting as in i just purged my stomach of its contents

thanks for that bud


06657d No.300765

File: 70922d4c02ac1d9⋯.mp4 (1.2 MB, 640x426, 320:213, Scottish mating call.mp4)

File: 588b2aae6569955⋯.jpg (113.52 KB, 634x384, 317:192, Gop-knight.jpg)

>>300748

Holy shit, my sides have left orbit.

On the side note, what would paladins be, would they be slavic or something else?


d593f4 No.300771

File: e3875c29b40d531⋯.png (216.42 KB, 799x797, 799:797, 30817567_p0.png)

>>300748

This is too fucking great, what accent is this anyways?


29aa68 No.300772

>>300771

Bogan English; basically if white rednecks had Ebonics.


d593f4 No.300795

>>300772

So basically the Aussie version of the Southern accent?


29aa68 No.300799

>>300795

Much less roundabout way of describing it yes; but I go with the white-Ebonics equivocation because like ghetto-speak Bogan has to be intentionally cultivated and incorporates a lot of outdated slang it's permanent vocabulary. Honestly chav-speak is probably its closest equivalent.


eb2e00 No.300852

File: 570f7be23107523⋯.mp4 (6.01 MB, 960x720, 4:3, pt1 middle english (what c….mp4)

File: 3ebfb292a1c170c⋯.mp4 (5.34 MB, 960x720, 4:3, pt 2 english 3.0 just like….mp4)

>>300765

>>300765

they probably would have likely spoke middle english then as the wars drag on wouldve evolved into trying to speak like the bible this would have been the 3rd attempt at reinventing english basically crusaders would have been speaking english 3.0 jesus edition


8f0d0b No.300854

>>300765

>On the side note, what would paladins be, would they be slavic or something else?

I'd say french but it doesn't matter. They'd speak latin anyways.


eb2e00 No.300855

File: 570f7be23107523⋯.mp4 (6.01 MB, 960x720, 4:3, pt1 middle english (what c….mp4)

>>300852

wait no the crusades ended at around 1291 so they would've just spoke middle english and Definelty latin unless they where godless heathens because the bible wouldnt be in english yet until like 1535 and the guy who translated it wasnt even burnt yet for heresy


eb9eee No.303995

>>289443

Tanuki are not so well regarded in Japan.

狐狸 kori, written as literally "kitsune + tanuki" means "deceiver" or "cunning devil"; someone who makes evil plans without ever breaking their poker face.


74ea7f No.304414

>>299261

>ladyboys

>dignity

pick two minus one. in other words, pick one


495cb2 No.305227

File: cdcebe4a34c75cb⋯.jpg (136.6 KB, 1200x804, 100:67, 34c5be96e7d7f594d3dc3fed9c….jpg)

File: ea6fe5c90f9d6eb⋯.png (241.1 KB, 338x467, 338:467, 143f63e51af6ebb3fa89a14492….png)

File: e9596c657016110⋯.jpg (208.53 KB, 700x990, 70:99, TrumpAnimeBabe3.jpg)

File: 2b0e05243849e6f⋯.jpg (126.46 KB, 513x771, 171:257, 2b0e05243849e6ff169f881195….jpg)

>>300745

do you have a better screenshot for that thread? I cannot see a thing.

>>289443

>>289444

If we are still considering canine monster girls as Blacks people than Kobolds would most likely be uncle toms stereotypes (both the original depiction and the modern "sellout" types.), the Mammy archetype (think Aunt Jemima or The Help) since they bring a very loyal or loving image to many people and a very derogatory connotations by black people. I would also mention that they may hold a black butler image as well due to there servile nature but I think Kikimora would fit that role better than Kobolds due to the fact that they are servants already. Kikimoras are also built with tap shoes due to their bird like feet https://youtu.be/wtHvetGnOdM

In a related note, racoon-dogs while canid are not in the Canis; however, if you were to ignore that fact then Danukis would be Ethiopian-Beta Jews, Raiju would be "muh dick" niggas due to their focus on cunts/masturbation, and fox girls would be upper-class blacks or hustlers. I have no Idea what would regular wolf girls be though.


9e0ff9 No.305229

File: 30f6712da284fcf⋯.webm (6.68 MB, 670x720, 67:72, Scatwoman J'aniqwan.webm)

>>305227

No one thinks Hellhounds are niggers because they're canine, it's because their skin is pitch black, they behave like stereotypical hoodrats, and Hellhoundfags get hilariously mad whenever it's brought up.

Anubi were just the obvious choice for a "We wuz kangs" joke, they're more autistic than black.


30bace No.305230

>>305227

Deepwoods southern ones

>car breaks down somewhere in the backcountry

>cell is out of battery

>have to hike along the road back towards the last gas station you saw

>night's falling

>see a light off in the distnace, rush towards it hoping for help

>light source is a cast iron lantern being held by a wolf girl in raggedy overalls and a beaten straw hat

>a malicious, crooked smile comes over her face

>"Well, looks lahk ah'm eatin' sum fancy city cookin' tonight!"

>found the next morning by local P'orc sheriff lying by the side of the road, clothes ripped to shreds and balls completely drained

>the only thing you can tell her is "S-she made me squeal like a pig!" before breaking into tears (mostly from the shattered pelvis)

Bayou Bertha carves another notch into her trusty pigsticker for last night's conquest.


2a7be5 No.305234

>>305229

>Their skin is pitch black

But niggers are brown


08aaa1 No.305306

>>305234

This, it would at least make more sense to make abo jokes about hellhounds instead.


41e07c No.305373

>>305306

Poking fun at niggers is a staple of this website, nobody gives a shit about abos.

On a semi-related note, how autistic am I for liking the nighound jokes, but being annoyed by that retarded Cheshire Accent jokes?


3d24d2 No.305375

File: 1cbd5b7ba5af955⋯.jpg (62.51 KB, 964x714, 482:357, 1468272102654.jpg)

>>305373

OI, YU WAT MATE? YU JUS SAY I'M TALKING FUNNY, I'LL GLASS YA, O'LL FUCKING GLASS YA!


f660c4 No.305414

>>305373

I'd find both funny but most Cheshire posts are done by retards that don't know how to make it look like authentic cockney. >>305375 is a perfect example.


3d24d2 No.305425

>>305414

Well how the fuck do you make a cockney accent then?


f660c4 No.305428

>>305424

Alright: not like you just did ,wanker.


9f5e2f No.322059

While this thread is up, why aren't dark elves memed to also be niglets? Is it because they're already knife ears?


23fed3 No.322066

>>322059

Dark elves/drow act more like Machiavellian upper society urbanites than jungle tribals. I imagine them as an entire race of condescending corporate ladder climbers, with a huge side of smug.


a775dd No.322192

File: 234e72caffa63c2⋯.jpeg (23.41 KB, 435x326, 435:326, absolutely.jpeg)

Cheshire cats being memed as rick and morty/reddit loving defects always makes me sick.

They're light hearted, whimsy, and witty. That's the Cheshire cat character. And it always will be.


decaec No.325128

>>322192

Blame autistic memers. They ruined other monster girls too.


6cadab No.325133

>>322192

Could be worse. They could have been stuck as the designated futanari


1b67a7 No.325225

>>322192

> In the heat of passion she yells out pickle Rick.

Wat do?


8e97e8 No.325235

>>325133

Cheshires are and will always be the only monster allowed to be futanari since they aren't bound by any other laws of physics, biology or common sense.


4ef365 No.325238

File: dcf1e42306d446b⋯.png (165.62 KB, 1796x914, 898:457, The Realm of '''''JUSTICE'….PNG)

>>325235

But anon, nothing is allowed to be futanari.


d96c1c No.325254

>>325235

>>>/gobeafaggotsomewhereelse/


79e16a No.325260

File: 41416d70d9c23e4⋯.jpeg (62.37 KB, 633x616, 633:616, 1B7F3121-8188-41AD-BA12-8….jpeg)

>>325128

>make a joke about a girl

>officially RUINED and cannot be loved by anyone because of a meme


8e97e8 No.325273

>>325238

>>325254

Hey, I don't make the rules. Cheshire just breaks them.




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