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>Hellhounds are hoodrats
>Anubi are Hotep Niggas
>Danuki (based on raccoon dogs) are kikes
Damn, why are canine girls always shafted with the comparisons to the worst of the human subspecies? These are good girls and deserve better than this.
Expanding the habit of making MG species counterparts to the RL races in general could still be a fun community game though:
>Cheshires as Australian or Canadian shitposters
>Oni (Red and Blue) as alchoholic Eastern Europeans
>Dark Elves as Appalachians
Anyone got other examples/suggestions?
▶ 2ad439 (3) No.289444>>305227
What race would Kobolds be the equivalent of?
▶ aeeb54 (2) No.289446>>289447
>Dark Elves as Appalachians
wut. I think of Appalachians being rednecks. How would that fit with dark elves?
▶ 2ad439 (3) No.289447>>289448 >>289585
>>289446
The rampant incest.
▶ aeeb54 (2) No.289448
▶ d18865 (2) No.289453>>289454 >>289457 >>289462
Attaching the stereotypes to monstergirls is just bringing real world baggage into what should be a purse universe. Very much inJUSTICE.
▶ d18865 (2) No.289454
▶ e2af0a (3) No.289457>>289459
>>289453
It's certainly a purse universe with the danuki around.
▶ 8b626b (1) No.289459
>>289457
and as their purse grows bigger the communities around them grow happier
▶ b87225 (1) No.289462>>289467
>>289453
One of the unique benefits of monster girls is being able to tell at a glance what they're generally like. Stereotypes help celebrate these clear differences while contributing to fun banter between us and our waifus that can be used for bonding.
▶ ce2d0e (2) No.289463>>289467
>>289443 (OP)
This is why you don't let /pol/(which are mostly poor whites who decide to live close to niggers) and the jews add their nigger we wuz bullshit to Egypt.
At this point its becoming redditshit.
▶ eeabc8 (1) No.289466>>289510
>>289443 (OP)
>devil bugs are turks
▶ 3ae4e3 (2) No.289467
>>289462
This anon put it better than me.
>>289463
To be fair there's plenty of melanin-enriched folk too, albeit often self-loathing cucks.
▶ fabb61 (1) No.289500
>>289443 (OP)
so it seems that all the desert inspired mons are garbo, and all the wintry/cold ones are pure cuties
▶ 1e5028 (3) No.289510
▶ e249c5 (2) No.289536>>289541 >>289553
What kind of stereotype would a snek be? Can't think of anything fitting.
▶ 1135ea (2) No.289537>>289538 >>289544 >>289553
What mamano would be the equivalent of the California blond whore? You know the Paris Hilton type. My bet is elf.
▶ e2af0a (3) No.289538>>289554
>>289537
Probably a succubus
Elves would be hippies
▶ 0bd32d (1) No.289541
▶ 355f04 (2) No.289543>>289549 >>289554
>>289443 (OP)
Are Danuki based on raccondogs?
>Cheshires as Australian
Cat's aren't known for being Australian animals
▶ 355f04 (2) No.289544
>>289537
>Wanting any mamano to be 3dpd-tier
Shame on you
▶ 6fc2f3 (1) No.289549
>>289543
>Cat's aren't known for being Australian animals
Shitposters are though.
▶ 3ae4e3 (2) No.289553>>289556 >>289565
>>289536
Coalburners, ancaps, and/or dancers.
>>289537
I doubt any mamono would be Hilton-tier, but if you just mean dumb valley girl then catgirls.
▶ 6f8d14 (3) No.289554
>>289538
Nah, elves are too snobby. I'd say they're more like the "right-wing" environmentalist types, like Varg.
>>289543
No, but feral cats are widely despised in Australia. What's more australian (or cheshire) than even managing to piss aussies off?
▶ 1135ea (2) No.289556
>>289553
Yeah, dumb valley girl is what I was aiming for.
Wonder what lamia and centaurs would be.
▶ 74c9c3 (1) No.289558>>289585
▶ e249c5 (2) No.289565>>289606
▶ ebc290 (2) No.289585>>289594 >>289602
>>289447
That's an inaccurate stereotype spread by our racial (((enemies))). As always, they're projecting. If you wanna see yourself some rampant incest you need look no further than the (((chosen))) people. I forget the research paper but most all the Ashkenazi kikes are certifiably 5th cousins or closer to each other. Only one way that happens goy,..
>>289558
East Asian Chicks. Seriously they are subservient and crave Aryan cock something fierce.
▶ 6707f9 (1) No.289594
>>289585
In the south it's actually the negro who is more likely to be inbred. Rpthe inner cities in particular. This is because most of them don't move very far, and the nature of relationships within their race. Especially how quickly it can change. Many may end up dating their cousins and have no idea.
▶ 6f8d14 (3) No.289602>>289809
>>289585
Shit, even Frued's research that led him to think every psychological phenomena was based around incestuous sexual tension was supposedly conducted exclusively on jewish aristocracy.
▶ 440f89 (1) No.289607
>>289606
>one joke comic later
>coalburner stereotype
▶ 1e5028 (3) No.289637
▶ ebc290 (2) No.289809
>>289602
Jewish Ethnocentrism strikes again! Seriously, this must be the most obvious and painfully obvious difference between the European and the Semite. It's even in the "Culture of Critique". Europeans are Exogamous in their mating practice, whereas Jews are Endogamous. The latter means Incest at every opportunity y'know…
▶ 4facc7 (1) No.299219
>>299216
Wouldn't elves fit better as French?
▶ e2af0a (3) No.299236>>299240
>>299231
Thought they'd be from Thailand
▶ 32b547 (2) No.299240>>299261
>>299236
there's a difference?
▶ 6f8d14 (3) No.299261>>304414
>>299240
Thai ladyboys have more dignity and are whiter than the typical swede.
▶ b2addb (1) No.299264>>299294 >>300732
>>299231
Alps are American, because americans are decadent
▶ ce2d0e (2) No.299294>>299316
>>299264
What a fucking retard. Americans are bald eagle harpies.
▶ 52e3f0 (1) No.299298>>299305
>>289443 (OP)
I want a picture of a hellhound saying "we wuz good girls"
▶ a94383 (1) No.299305
>>299298
she a gud gurl she dindu nuffin, jus tryin' to settle down n shiet, need mo' mana for them puppers
▶ 1e5028 (3) No.299316
>>299294
>What a fucking retard. Americans are bald eagle harpies.
That can't be, since Americans are too fat to fly.
▶ 7c77b5 (1) No.299324
>>299231
Nah, german/swedish alps are like triangles. they're ACUTE
▶ d593f4 (3) No.300732>>300738
>>299231
>>299264
>implying alps aren't Swiss
▶ ca716a (1) No.300738
>>300732
>swiss alps
Fuck you anon, I can't stop laughing.
▶ 29aa68 (3) No.300745>>305227
>>289443 (OP)
Okay I change my mind, Dark Elves are Eastern European migrants.
▶ eb2e00 (3) No.300748>>300762 >>300765 >>300771
>>289443 (OP)
>cheshire australian or candian
alice in wonder land's author was english
pretty certain chesher would be english likely with a variety of annoying accent's to fuck with people
▶ b6d80c (2) No.300762>>300764
>>300748
Jesus i was not ready m8
fucking hell
▶ b6d80c (2) No.300764
>>300762
fuck
>it was literally gut busting as in i just purged my stomach of its contents
thanks for that bud
▶ 06657d (1) No.300765>>300852 >>300854
>>300748
Holy shit, my sides have left orbit.
On the side note, what would paladins be, would they be slavic or something else?
▶ d593f4 (3) No.300771>>300772
>>300748
This is too fucking great, what accent is this anyways?
▶ 29aa68 (3) No.300772>>300795
>>300771
Bogan English; basically if white rednecks had Ebonics.
▶ d593f4 (3) No.300795>>300799
>>300772
So basically the Aussie version of the Southern accent?
▶ 29aa68 (3) No.300799
>>300795
Much less roundabout way of describing it yes; but I go with the white-Ebonics equivocation because like ghetto-speak Bogan has to be intentionally cultivated and incorporates a lot of outdated slang it's permanent vocabulary. Honestly chav-speak is probably its closest equivalent.
▶ eb2e00 (3) No.300852>>300855
>>300765
>>300765
they probably would have likely spoke middle english then as the wars drag on wouldve evolved into trying to speak like the bible this would have been the 3rd attempt at reinventing english basically crusaders would have been speaking english 3.0 jesus edition
▶ 8f0d0b (1) No.300854
>>300765
>On the side note, what would paladins be, would they be slavic or something else?
I'd say french but it doesn't matter. They'd speak latin anyways.
▶ eb2e00 (3) No.300855
>>300852
wait no the crusades ended at around 1291 so they would've just spoke middle english and Definelty latin unless they where godless heathens because the bible wouldnt be in english yet until like 1535 and the guy who translated it wasnt even burnt yet for heresy
▶ eb9eee (1) No.303995
>>289443 (OP)
Tanuki are not so well regarded in Japan.
狐狸 kori, written as literally "kitsune + tanuki" means "deceiver" or "cunning devil"; someone who makes evil plans without ever breaking their poker face.
▶ 74ea7f (1) No.304414
>>299261
>ladyboys
>dignity
pick two minus one. in other words, pick one
▶ 495cb2 (1) No.305227>>305229 >>305230
>>300745
do you have a better screenshot for that thread? I cannot see a thing.
>>289443 (OP)
>>289444
If we are still considering canine monster girls as Blacks people than Kobolds would most likely be uncle toms stereotypes (both the original depiction and the modern "sellout" types.), the Mammy archetype (think Aunt Jemima or The Help) since they bring a very loyal or loving image to many people and a very derogatory connotations by black people. I would also mention that they may hold a black butler image as well due to there servile nature but I think Kikimora would fit that role better than Kobolds due to the fact that they are servants already. Kikimoras are also built with tap shoes due to their bird like feet https://youtu.be/wtHvetGnOdM
In a related note, racoon-dogs while canid are not in the Canis; however, if you were to ignore that fact then Danukis would be Ethiopian-Beta Jews, Raiju would be "muh dick" niggas due to their focus on cunts/masturbation, and fox girls would be upper-class blacks or hustlers. I have no Idea what would regular wolf girls be though.
▶ 9e0ff9 (1) No.305229>>305234
>>305227
No one thinks Hellhounds are niggers because they're canine, it's because their skin is pitch black, they behave like stereotypical hoodrats, and Hellhoundfags get hilariously mad whenever it's brought up.
Anubi were just the obvious choice for a "We wuz kangs" joke, they're more autistic than black.
▶ 30bace (1) No.305230
>>305227
Deepwoods southern ones
>car breaks down somewhere in the backcountry
>cell is out of battery
>have to hike along the road back towards the last gas station you saw
>night's falling
>see a light off in the distnace, rush towards it hoping for help
>light source is a cast iron lantern being held by a wolf girl in raggedy overalls and a beaten straw hat
>a malicious, crooked smile comes over her face
>"Well, looks lahk ah'm eatin' sum fancy city cookin' tonight!"
>found the next morning by local P'orc sheriff lying by the side of the road, clothes ripped to shreds and balls completely drained
>the only thing you can tell her is "S-she made me squeal like a pig!" before breaking into tears (mostly from the shattered pelvis)
Bayou Bertha carves another notch into her trusty pigsticker for last night's conquest.
▶ 2a7be5 (1) No.305234>>305306
>>305229
>Their skin is pitch black
But niggers are brown
▶ 08aaa1 (1) No.305306>>305373
>>305234
This, it would at least make more sense to make abo jokes about hellhounds instead.
▶ 41e07c (1) No.305373>>305375 >>305414
>>305306
Poking fun at niggers is a staple of this website, nobody gives a shit about abos.
On a semi-related note, how autistic am I for liking the nighound jokes, but being annoyed by that retarded Cheshire Accent jokes?
▶ 3d24d2 (2) No.305375>>305414
>>305373
OI, YU WAT MATE? YU JUS SAY I'M TALKING FUNNY, I'LL GLASS YA, O'LL FUCKING GLASS YA!
▶ f660c4 (2) No.305414>>305425
>>305373
I'd find both funny but most Cheshire posts are done by retards that don't know how to make it look like authentic cockney. >>305375 is a perfect example.
▶ 3d24d2 (2) No.305425
>>305414
Well how the fuck do you make a cockney accent then?
▶ f660c4 (2) No.305428
>>305424
Alright: not like you just did ,wanker.
▶ 9f5e2f (1) No.322059>>322066
While this thread is up, why aren't dark elves memed to also be niglets? Is it because they're already knife ears?
▶ 23fed3 (1) No.322066
>>322059
Dark elves/drow act more like Machiavellian upper society urbanites than jungle tribals. I imagine them as an entire race of condescending corporate ladder climbers, with a huge side of smug.
▶ a775dd (1) No.322192>>325128 >>325133 >>325225
Cheshire cats being memed as rick and morty/reddit loving defects always makes me sick.
They're light hearted, whimsy, and witty. That's the Cheshire cat character. And it always will be.
▶ decaec (1) No.325128>>325260
>>322192
Blame autistic memers. They ruined other monster girls too.
▶ 6cadab (1) No.325133>>325235
>>322192
Could be worse. They could have been stuck as the designated futanari
▶ 1b67a7 (1) No.325225
>>322192
> In the heat of passion she yells out pickle Rick.
Wat do?
▶ 8e97e8 (2) No.325235>>325238 >>325254
>>325133
Cheshires are and will always be the only monster allowed to be futanari since they aren't bound by any other laws of physics, biology or common sense.
▶ 4ef365 (1) No.325238>>325273
>>325235
But anon, nothing is allowed to be futanari.
▶ d96c1c (1) No.325254>>325273
>>325235
>>>/gobeafaggotsomewhereelse/
▶ 79e16a (1) No.325260
>>325128
>make a joke about a girl
>officially RUINED and cannot be loved by anyone because of a meme
▶ 8e97e8 (2) No.325273
>>325238
>>325254
Hey, I don't make the rules. Cheshire just breaks them.