/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>288757 (OP)

>Cheshire Danuki

Yes please

>>288757 (OP)

Hypothetically speaking what if your waifu is a cheshire do you get a double cheshire?

>>288813

It's a case of how many dimensions you're fucked in, not just how fucked.

>kikimora waifu

All I see is more smartass comments and anecdotes. I see no problems with that.

>A meme-spouting fluffy snek

Minus the whole covered-in-fur aspect, nothing's changed.

I think I'll need some heavy chemo from all the cancerous memery, however.

>a holstaur that constantly cracks boob, cow, and milk-related puns

not entirely sure how i feel about this

>>288764

You know when you have a bad dream with you trying to run away from something but the faster you run the slower you move? That's what this post reminded me of.

>>288811

She constantly points at pictures of herself and tells you to "Check 'em."

Also, checked.

>>288764

>Not being a smartass right back

>Not railing your waifu hard while proclaiming good memes at her

>Not being a big guy 4her

>Not fucking the cancer right out of her and making her a respectable imageboard poster

Step it up.

>>288951

OY ANON U WONT A TASTE O ME VEGEMITE EH

>>319653

It was only a matter of time before you appeared here

saged

>Fusion

Haremfag

>>319690

You're right, it's wrong. My waifu should be laughing at MY awful jokes and not the other way around,

Cheshire cat lilim

Chilim

A teleporting Kraken who constantly pirate LARPs and makes shitty nautical humor…

…I'll manage. Her yelling 'release the kraken!' Before every fuck is gonna get real old though.

>Cheshire Leanan Sidhe

>everything is a drawing surface, which isn't new

>what is new is that they're all covered in impeccably drawn memes

>the unholy cross of da Vinci and 9gag is now your interior decorator

>your ID picture becomes a different oversized dong each night

>you wake up with naked fairies drawn all over you every damn morning

>you got drunk with her one night and woke up with a tattoo of a dragongirl riding a unicorngirl riding a rainbow

>on your junk

>every story she writes is like that one australian-translated doujin, lurid sex in insane regional accents

>"CHUCK IT IN ME GASH"

>"YER GONNA WRECK ME KID-SHITTER"

>but now you can shitpost on halfchan in real time

>and now she's even more insatiable in bed

>even if she does ask you to 'fuck her like one of your french girls, hon hon hon titty croissants'

>and she still cuddles up to you at night, seeking warmth and safety in your hands

>and soon the two of you will produce an army of little faggotartistcats to scandalize kindergarten teachers

>shit could be worse

>>319949

When I read your post, the sound of some squeaky, helium-influenced fairy voice excitedly shouting "OI MATE YOUR BANGER'S A ROIGHT BEAUTIFUL ONE, NOW DUNK 'IM IN ME BILLABONG" played in my head. You bastard.

cheshire

shoggoth

<DARE YOU ENTIRE MY MAGICAL REALM?

>Do I really have a choice?

>This was a house when I went to sleep.

>How did you even manage to get the doors leading out to lead in?

<LIFE HAS MANY DOORS!

<NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMEMETRY HAS MORE~

>Alright, fine, whatever - I need to get to work.

>Can you just pass me my suit? I'll deal with this when -

>This is not my suit.

>This is a clown suit.

<~MAGICAL REALM~

>>319977

>come home from a hard day at work

>a can sits on the desk; faggotartfairy has been hitting the booze

>fosters

>oh god not again

>you walk towards the bedroom

<"AY CUNT GEDDIN HERE"

>your worst fears are confirmed

>you walk into the bedroom to find it empty

>suddenly you feel a rustling in your pants

>and a little high-pitched voice calls from within

<"You're crackin' one hell of a fatty in heah"

>dammit you little artslut you're not australian

<"fuck oath"

<"Now d'you wanna give yerself a wristy with me, or y'wanna put your donger in me billabong"

>goddamn it

>at least she drops the accent when you drop your pants

>afterwards, she lays on the pillow and you look deep into each other's eyes

<"that was one cheeky root mate"

>and then she just has to ruin the moment

<"spoofed right in me gash, gonna be shittin' kids in 9 months thanks ta you, cunt"

>fucking dammit

>you're never buying fosters again

I have no fucking clue how to speak aussie slang, I basically copied shit from that one hentai someone translated into aus slang

>>320064

Is it that same one about the snake girl and the traveler one guy translated into Shakespearean English? Because I've not heard of this Australian one

>>320070

sage for offtopic, but https://e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

>>320109

>you're

reeeee

>>320064

>fosters

Nobody here drinks that pisswater.

>>320310

Then she becomes a filthy DOUBLE CHESHIRE.

>>320310

I think we both know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAj4_1PLLL0

>>320480

Just finish the meme reference for her: unzip your fly, say “A cat is fine too” and she’ll have taken the joke as far as it can go and drop it.

A double Cheshire? What does it mean?

>>322748

It means an Irish cheshire, apparently.