ffd80c No.288757
Oh no, in a bizzare twist of fate, your waifu underwent fusion with a cheshire.
How does your waifu look and act now?
What do you do?
a20141 No.288759
That depends, is she a standard cheshire or the memecat variety? If the latter, then my dryad waifu would then steadily turn into one of these.
502443 No.288764
>Mimi the memecat steals the throne from the current Demon Lord
>She keeps the "part-succubus Waifu" part from the last regime, but each and every Mamono now is a memester
>Half the girls talk in overly-affected Australian accents, the other half constantly crack puns or use Internet slang in real life conversations
>Every girl makes nonstop nonsequiter jokes and pop culture references
>Including in the bedroom
>Especially in the bedroom
>Every girl is some variety of smug
>Home life becomes a constant barrage of cancer
>The only respite comes when she falls asleep with a smirk on her face
Could you handle it Anons?
28297a No.288765
>>288757
>Cheshire Danuki
Yes please
bf8787 No.288766
>>288764
>Could you handle it Anons?
No.
d03ef9 No.288767
>>288764
It'd be cool at first.
a921ea No.288769
>>288757
So she becomes like a classic kitsune, except she has even more advanced shapeshifting powers, the ability to turn incorporeal, and insatiable dicklust.
There is no escape from this fluffy hell.
997ac7 No.288787
>super strength, invisibility, and reality altering powers
My pelvis is not ready.
fd93c4 No.288791
>>288757
Cheshire's shapeshifting, ability to turn incorporeal and various abilities depending on headcanon plus Salamander's sword skill? That would be a bizarre fight with a salamander/cheshire fusion waifu.
cbe128 No.288811
>>288757
Hypothetically speaking what if your waifu is a cheshire do you get a double cheshire?
396e86 No.288813
>Teleporting eye stalks that shoot meme rays.
How fucked am I?
fdc011 No.288819
>>288811
double the cancer
d65878 No.288825
>>288813
It's a case of how many dimensions you're fucked in, not just how fucked.
ea2ea9 No.288828
>kikimora waifu
All I see is more smartass comments and anecdotes. I see no problems with that.
0cc1a0 No.288848
>A meme-spouting fluffy snek
Minus the whole covered-in-fur aspect, nothing's changed.
I think I'll need some heavy chemo from all the cancerous memery, however.
1b2c26 No.288873
>a meme loving hellwan
OH GOD
YES!
2d90f2 No.288878
>a holstaur that constantly cracks boob, cow, and milk-related puns
not entirely sure how i feel about this
0485d4 No.288913
>>288764
You know when you have a bad dream with you trying to run away from something but the faster you run the slower you move? That's what this post reminded me of.
855809 No.288914
>>288811
She constantly points at pictures of herself and tells you to "Check 'em."
Also, checked.
3631c5 No.288915
>>288764
This post fills me with great dread.
ee1819 No.288918
>>288764
Dear fucking god, no.
35f4a7 No.288951
>>288764
>overly-affected Australian accents
OH BOY HERE WE GO
17af29 No.288954
>>288764
>Not being a smartass right back
>Not railing your waifu hard while proclaiming good memes at her
>Not being a big guy 4her
>Not fucking the cancer right out of her and making her a respectable imageboard poster
Step it up.
5cf105 No.289119
>dormouse
Tiny high pitched chesires that make puns in their sleep.
38ae23 No.289120
>>288951
OY ANON U WONT A TASTE O ME VEGEMITE EH
542228 No.289342
Love her even more.
And maybe actually jack off to anything for the first time.
2a68c1 No.289345
>angel waifu
>fused with cheshire
Well, shit…seems I got married to Ilias, now…
d67306 No.289350
>>289342
>Cheshire Asagi
She's still never be the protagonist of her own game, but she redoubles her complaining and antics to try to become one anyway.
cfd07d No.319653
Houston, we have no problems.
Hi Jack.
4f0465 No.319655
>>319653
It was only a matter of time before you appeared here
saged
7c8299 No.319666
4facb0 No.319670
>yukari akiyama
>now a /k/ tier memeing autist
I'm okay with this.
791dad No.319675
>>288757
Welp, sexy cuddle times just got a little more interesting. And a possibly more smug. Smug hugs.
I'm guessing hugs would start feeling like my waifu had gained the powers of the Hana Hana no Mi from One Piece. She'd probably get pretty creative and playful with it.
For another example: I tuck into bed for the night. Suddenly the entire mattress surface turns into copies of her breasts. The sheets and blankets turn into copies of her fluffly arms and legs wrapping me in a warm embrace. Or she replaces the whole bed with an enlarged version of herself and lovingly cradles my head in her chest with her arms draped over me as I fall asleep lying on her torso. I get comfy.
Still though, not really interested in the fusion. Why mess with perfection?
4f0465 No.319690
>>319675
>>319689
>changing either of these waifus in any way
81b2aa No.319697
>>288757
>Waifu is a cheshire cat
She is now the ULTRA Cheshire Cat.
Cower before her in witless horror.
I don't know where the idea that Cheshire cats would be redditors comes from but it really pisses me off
81b2aa No.319698
>>319697
Also, there are now three threads with Cheshire Cat OPs, and two about Cheshire Cats.
Bow to the new Demon Lord.
b2d5d2 No.319702
>>319690
You're right, it's wrong. My waifu should be laughing at MY awful jokes and not the other way around,
2bb01a No.319834
147614 No.319852
>>319698
At ever corner, behind every door, and awaiting in every closet; there she will be. My hips would be dust and she'd probably scare me more times that I could count.
c8dc20 No.319857
A teleporting Kraken who constantly pirate LARPs and makes shitty nautical humor…
…I'll manage. Her yelling 'release the kraken!' Before every fuck is gonna get real old though.
4c8027 No.319875
>>319852
If your house has 7 rooms, she can just split up into seven hers and check each one at the same time. You can't hide from her love, anon.
88a034 No.319949
>Cheshire Leanan Sidhe
>everything is a drawing surface, which isn't new
>what is new is that they're all covered in impeccably drawn memes
>the unholy cross of da Vinci and 9gag is now your interior decorator
>your ID picture becomes a different oversized dong each night
>you wake up with naked fairies drawn all over you every damn morning
>you got drunk with her one night and woke up with a tattoo of a dragongirl riding a unicorngirl riding a rainbow
>on your junk
>every story she writes is like that one australian-translated doujin, lurid sex in insane regional accents
>"CHUCK IT IN ME GASH"
>"YER GONNA WRECK ME KID-SHITTER"
>but now you can shitpost on halfchan in real time
>and now she's even more insatiable in bed
>even if she does ask you to 'fuck her like one of your french girls, hon hon hon titty croissants'
>and she still cuddles up to you at night, seeking warmth and safety in your hands
>and soon the two of you will produce an army of little faggotartistcats to scandalize kindergarten teachers
>shit could be worse
4acd38 No.319977
>>319949
When I read your post, the sound of some squeaky, helium-influenced fairy voice excitedly shouting "OI MATE YOUR BANGER'S A ROIGHT BEAUTIFUL ONE, NOW DUNK 'IM IN ME BILLABONG" played in my head. You bastard.
4c8027 No.320035
>>319949
>hon hon hon titty croissants
06542c No.320038
cheshire
shoggoth
<DARE YOU ENTIRE MY MAGICAL REALM?
>Do I really have a choice?
>This was a house when I went to sleep.
>How did you even manage to get the doors leading out to lead in?
<LIFE HAS MANY DOORS!
<NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMEMETRY HAS MORE~
>Alright, fine, whatever - I need to get to work.
>Can you just pass me my suit? I'll deal with this when -
>This is not my suit.
>This is a clown suit.
<~MAGICAL REALM~
88a034 No.320064
>>319977
>come home from a hard day at work
>a can sits on the desk; faggotartfairy has been hitting the booze
>fosters
>oh god not again
>you walk towards the bedroom
<"AY CUNT GEDDIN HERE"
>your worst fears are confirmed
>you walk into the bedroom to find it empty
>suddenly you feel a rustling in your pants
>and a little high-pitched voice calls from within
<"You're crackin' one hell of a fatty in heah"
>dammit you little artslut you're not australian
<"fuck oath"
<"Now d'you wanna give yerself a wristy with me, or y'wanna put your donger in me billabong"
>goddamn it
>at least she drops the accent when you drop your pants
>afterwards, she lays on the pillow and you look deep into each other's eyes
<"that was one cheeky root mate"
>and then she just has to ruin the moment
<"spoofed right in me gash, gonna be shittin' kids in 9 months thanks ta you, cunt"
>fucking dammit
>you're never buying fosters again
I have no fucking clue how to speak aussie slang, I basically copied shit from that one hentai someone translated into aus slang
4a37d0 No.320070
>>320064
Is it that same one about the snake girl and the traveler one guy translated into Shakespearean English? Because I've not heard of this Australian one
88a034 No.320071
a712f6 No.320109
>>288757
Tell the truth OP. You really just want to fug catgrils, but you're too afraid to let go of you're /monster/ gril and just trying to draw courage from you're fellow /monster/s b4 you take the plunge. Right?
6e9b70 No.320120
d2cb20 No.320176
>>320064
>fosters
Nobody here drinks that pisswater.
3a92fd No.320310
>>288757
>Your waifu underwent fusion with a cheshire.
But what if you're waifu is Cheshire?
b7b1ea No.320336
>>320310
Then she becomes a filthy DOUBLE CHESHIRE.
06542c No.320344
190451 No.320480
>>288757
>Nekomata waifu
>Won't stop asking me to fuck her
>Whenever I agree she meets me in bed in her cat form
f539d2 No.320482
>>320480
Just finish the meme reference for her: unzip your fly, say “A cat is fine too” and she’ll have taken the joke as far as it can go and drop it.
3a92fd No.320564
>>320336
>Double Cheshire
Two vaginas.
8f0cfd No.322725
I am not quite sure I want to find out….
I think it'll be more than merely a dick throne and memes….
c54510 No.322735
>>322725
>Workaholic autism mixed with cancerous maymays autism
Shit man, that’s crossing the streams right there, I don’t know how this dimension could survive that let alone you.
c54510 No.322737
As an aside; who do you guys think is a better candidate for transformation into a Cheshire:
Genderswapped Carlos, or Mari Ohara?
82d1b1 No.322748
A double Cheshire? What does it mean?
b7b1ea No.322754
>>322748
It means an Irish cheshire, apparently.